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Wearing pajamas is actually a hurdle.

"Actually, I can change it myself." He Xi held her pajamas, protecting her body like a good woman.

"Okay, I'll watch here."

Damn it, what's the point of changing it by himself.

"Actually, it's not cold outside the ward."

"Ok, I know."

"So, can you condescend and stay outside for a while?" His meaning could not be more obvious.

"Are you killing donkeys?" Yu Fang asked with narrowed eyes.

ha? !

He Xi was terrified, even if I dared to call myself a mill, I wouldn't dare to flirt with you as a donkey.

"How could it be?" He gritted his teeth and said, "I'm afraid that your unbearable body will stain your old eyes."

"It's unbearable," Yu Fang nodded in agreement, "But if it's dirty, I might have been blind a few years ago."

it is good!

Now that I've said that, if you want to see it, I'll let you see it.

He Xi untied the clothes on his upper body and quickly tore them off, pulled the upper body of the pajamas and put it on his head.

"..." Yu Fang.

After a while, seeing that He Xi was still not fully dressed, he couldn't bear to say, "Actually, you can unbutton it and put it on slowly, after all, I've already seen your pristine body."

"..."

He Xi also gave up. I'm sorry, but I don't know what Yu Fang is about him better than he himself.

Therefore, when Yu Fang helped him take off his pants, he had already given up on himself.

The trousers have been taken off, why are you still wearing underwear?

Yu Fang took advantage of the situation and said, "Take off your panties and wash them."

"Huh?" He Xi lifted the quilt and glanced at his underwear. Although it is convenient for Yu Fang to help him take it off, he still prefers to be alone at night like a mouse, secretly and slowly groping for himself.

"I really don't know what you are embarrassed about. You go to the toilet so many times a day, let alone looking at it, you are tired of touching it..."

"All right, all right..." He Xi was like a cannon that exploded at the slightest touch, losing his mind as soon as he got excited, "Get off quickly, get off quickly, if you don't help me take off, I'll never end with you."

Let's talk, he closed his eyes righteously, he was a living and heroic martyr.

"..." Yu Fang felt that he was like a pervert who spoiled other people's good girls.

After taking off her underwear, He Xi was about to stuff it under the pillow, "I'll call Xiao Zhou later and give him the hospital gown and that. Before Shushan left, she asked an aunt to help with the laundry."

"Did you hire a cleaning lady like the one next door?" Yu Fang frowned.

"Ah?" He Xi didn't understand why he asked, "It's not like that."

When Yu Fang's expression relaxed, he explained: "Because I was alone. When Shushan was looking for someone, the aunt next door just introduced that the aunt was very nice, so she invited her too. Then the aunt is in charge of these two wards." , How about it, it's amazing."

"Then I'd better advise you to throw away your precious underwear."

He always felt that when Yu Fang said this, his expression was heavy and his heart was happy.

He Xi asked anxiously: "Why, why?"

"When I passed by the water room last time, I just saw her washing the patient's underwear." Yu Fang said.

"And then?" Very well, there's nothing wrong with it, but he always felt that he smelled danger.

Yu Fang hesitated for a moment, with a look of unbearable, "She spit by the way...spit on it, she said that, it can be disinfected."

"!!!"

When Yu Fangang hesitated to say the word "spit", He Xi had already seen a virus, and threw his underwear at the end of the bed with a face of fear. He only felt that Xiao Hexi and Xiao Chrysanthemum had been ruthlessly destroyed by a huge miasma. And torture, withering and decadent, burning pain.

"Ha ha……"

Seeing He Xi's disheveled face, Yu Fang finally couldn't control his smile.

At the end of the laugh, He Xi also laughed happily, "Is it that funny?"

Yu Fang also felt that he was a bit stupid, so he pretended to be serious, straightened his waist and straightened his clothes and said, "You work so hard for the performance, I should perform hard to match your performance."

"Keep it simple, Yu Fang you speak less routine." He Xi rolled his eyes at him.

"What should I do?" He won't wear any underwear anymore.

However, the space between the legs is so lascivious. He Xi unnaturally covered it with a quilt, and looked at Yu Fang shyly with his legs between his legs.

"It's covered with such a thick quilt, what are you afraid of?" Yu Fang said, staring at the quilt with evil eyes.

"How about leaving the hospital?"

"There are pants."

"..."

"Are you sure there is no air leakage?" He Xi felt that five thunderbolts hit the top of his head in an instant.

"You can try it, maybe you won't miss it."

"Maybe it's a leak!" He Xi glared at him.

"Okay, when I go out to buy food for you later, I'll buy you some underwear by the way." Yu Fang picked up the underwear on the ground, and when he was throwing them into the trash can, he still couldn't help but lift them up. After showing him the underwear at 360 degrees, he said: "I noticed before you went to the toilet that the front pattern of your underwear is your signature. You don't mind putting your name on your egg. I understand." .But……"

Yu Fang pointed out to him the face pattern on the back of the underwear, "Wouldn't it be a little stressful for you to sit on your own face every day?"

"Huh~"

He Xi blushed in disgust and said: "Xiao Zhou bought it for me a few days ago, a pack of ten, all of which were printed with my face and signature, for my self-appreciation, he bought them all What can I do." He was embarrassed to ask him to change it, and besides, a man has 31 flowers, so he should have a flower on his face, and it must be a chrysanthemum.

"Oh." Yu Fang nodded, "How does that feel?"

"Please let me go." He Xi said.

He felt that ever since the two became friends, Yu Fang was more shameless than him in letting go of himself, you are still Emperor Gao Leng!

At dinner, Yu Fang came back with a bag of rice and a bag of...underpants.

Although when he opened the door and came in, He Xi looked at the white bag in his left hand and the black bag in his right hand, and felt that the picture was indescribably weird, but he still grabbed the underwear and put them on as if he was seeing a relative.

After a whole afternoon, he felt like a pervert, playing with himself in an empty room.

"You haven't washed it yet, you just wear it like this?" Yu Fang asked in surprise.

Then what can he do, his other underwear has been touched by a strange aunt who has never met, but can become a shadow in his heart, and the feeling of being naked all the time is really, extremely subtle.

Besides, he can't call Xiao Zhou to wash his underwear now, then he is too serious to be the boss.People like Xiao Zhou who talk too much and worry too much will definitely ask him, why he doesn’t wear so many underwear, how should he answer, the thing that his underwear has been washed with a special disinfectant will kill him I don't want to let the third person know.

"Bring it here, I'll wash it for you. There is a radiator in the room. I'll find something to set it up for you to bake. You should be able to wear it before going to bed."

"Ah!" He Xi's face was shocked to the point of bewilderment, which was by no means a flattered exclamation.

"Why, if you still want to continue to wear underwear with thousands of strangers' fingerprints on it, then I suggest you wear the one in the trash can, at least it has been sterilized."

"..." He Xi was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, but at the same time, he was suffering from torment and entanglement.

To give or not to give, this is a question worth considering; silently endure the hot and sour sanitizer of the underwear, or stand up to the shy torture of the bare egg, and clean him up by washing the underwear.Which of these two behaviors is more terrifying.

Finally, he handed it to him with a sad face, "Take it away, take it away."

He closed his eyes and handed it over, bent over, resting his chin with his right hand, ignoring the tragedy happening below, just like Rodin's "The Thinker".

But the most unimaginable thing for him was the scene of Yu Fang washing his underwear. When he thought that it was Yu Fang who was collecting water in the bathroom to wash his underwear, his heart trembled.

Ah, Yu Fang, it's Yu Fang.

When the two were still together in the past, although Yu Fang doted on him very much, in order to prevent him from developing a lazy habit, he had to stand next to him and stare at him, but now, Yu Fang directly Do it for me.

He now has a feeling of lightness, floating in the clouds, which is unrealistic and unbelievable.

Could it be that the welfare of friends is better than that of boyfriends these days, then he is still torturing himself and being sad, he wants to wait for Yu to be released and say: "Yu Fang, you are a good person, let's be friends forever."

In the bathroom, Yu Fang, who was earnestly soaping and rubbing his underwear like a little daughter-in-law of the He family, could never have imagined that his considerate and gentle performance made him He Xi's forever friend.

Yu Fang washed two pairs of underwear, one for He Xi to wear before going to bed, and one for him to wear when changing.

In order to dry it as soon as possible, the two searched for things in the ward, trying to build a small bracket to support the underwear so that they can be baked on the radiator.

"Why don't you put it directly," He Xi looked through the messy things he bought online for the last time, but couldn't find any useful ones.

Yu Fang frowned and looked at the radiator, and refused dissatisfiedly: "No, even if it is wiped off, it will still be full of dirt accumulated over time. How can you be so perfunctory with your personal and intimate products."

He Xi looked at him silently, didn't speak, her heart was beating so hard that she couldn't hold it down.

Yu Fang, he is still so gentle, so good that he has nothing to say.

But now, the prerequisite for them to be able to talk calmly is that they have been friends for 20 days.

If he said that he couldn't bear it for a day, would Yu Fang immediately return to his previous indifference and meanness?

He is attached to his tenderness, but he is even more afraid of his cold face when facing him.

Finally, Yu Fang pulled out his folder and stood it up on the radiator with his underwear on top, the distance was just right and stable.

When you're done, when Yu Fang clapped his hands to congratulate him, He Xi turned his face sideways and looked at Yu Fang, who had severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, a large piece of documents scattered on the table, and remained silent.

That night, he got his wish and managed to put on warm and clean underwear after a day of walking the birds.

He felt that the underwear was full of the temperature left by Yu Fang's hand, the shadows of the trees swayed, and the street lights outside the window dimly shone in, just in time for him to see the other underwear on the radiator, he was stiff in the hot air.