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He Xi really couldn't eat any food within a radius of ten miles around the hospital cafeteria. On the 12th day, he mustered up the courage to revolutionize the bourgeoisie, demanding to fight vegetarianism and win the life of the proletariat.

Yu Fang took the extremely vegetarian dish of millet porridge with shallots and fried tofu, and said ruthlessly to him: "The proletariat has not yet taken power, and the voice of the people cannot be heard for the time being. And..."

He took out the big bone soup again, "You drink big bone soup every day, how fat can you still be?"

So, you will never understand the pain of a carnivore looking for a piece of meat as big as a gap between the teeth on the corner of a big bone.

After dinner, He Xi was about to act like a demon again.

"Yu Fang, you are being unreasonable."

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A gust of cold wind blew across the face, and no one paid attention to him.

"Small and unreasonable? Old and unreasonable? Always unreasonable? Are you unreasonable?"

He didn't call Yu Fang's name, but wanted to speak to Yu Fang.

"How long are you going to shout?" Yu Fang looked back at him.

He knew that, when I shouted like that, you could really read a book.

"Is the book I bought good?"

"It's so gaudy, the abyss of lust, and the obscene voice, it's exactly what I thought," Yu Fang pointed to a certain page where the two people's bodies were intertwined, and said, "Is this book for me or is it for me?" Come and see, if you are using it for study, then I suggest you, this nirvana style and the previous monkey style are not used when high school students open a room in a hotel."

"Ah?" He Xi said in surprise, "Then what posture are they using now?"

After giving him a white look, Yu Fang went on to read the elementary school-level sex'love textbooks.

"Ah!" He Xi raised his head to the sky and screamed, "It's so boring. Without a tablet, I'm almost useless. You also confiscated my little yellow, no, all the study materials, what do you want me to do?"

He looked up at the white ceiling in despair, like a poet standing against the wind facing a waterfall flying down three thousand feet, writing poems passionately, but the words he said were not the same.

"Ly there, thinking about whether talking less can help repair bones." Yu Fang said.

"No," He Xi said decisively, "A ravaged flower will not grow strong just because it is watered. Similarly, I, a poor little man who has been ruthlessly oppressed, will never compromise because of the enemy's gentle wind and drizzle. On the bed, the dream has not yet come true, why are the legs so good."

"Really?" Yu Fang turned over a page of the book with a smile, like a proud oriole nibbling on a praying mantis, and said, "Did you lie in bed and dare not forget to worry about the country, have you lost your Chinese dream?"

"Uh..." He Xi sneered to smooth things over, "Forget about a big dream, but a small dream may come true."

"I hope that the little dream you may realize can succeed without me."

"I'm lying on the bed now, which dream I'm having is not about you." Seeing that I can't do anything now, how can I do without your help, isn't it that dreams revolve around you?

"Really?" Yu Fang smiled lightly and declined to comment.

"Yes, yes, yes." He Xi scratched his head irritably, are you always about to ascend into the sky, like a fairy-tale old man with a white beard, isn't it?

I didn't wash my hair for more than ten days, and I grabbed a handful of greasy hair, and I shook my hands in disgust, it was disgusting.

In the days before, Yu Fang had a cold face every day and wished he could not see him, let alone let him beg him to wash his hair with a shy face. He had no doubt that Yu Fang would take a basin of cold water and pour it directly on his head Said: You rub slowly.

When Li Shushan came back in the evening, he insisted that he couldn't move and wash his hair, and refused to agree to him.

But it’s different now, they are friends, it’s okay to help him wash his hair, besides, if he doesn’t wash his hair again, it’s not a salted fish, but a stinky fish with a strange smell, he’s afraid of cats crawling in through the window at night to smell it Smelling his smell, everyone dislikes him and refuses to eat him.

"Yu Fang, I want to wash my hair." He Xi puffed up his chest and said boldly: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. His head can be broken, but his hair must be washed. Parents who suffer from body hair and skin should wash their hair as soon as possible... "

Yu Fang closed the book lazily, closed his eyes and listened to his speech, "Continue, the stand-up comedy is not bad."

"You..." He Xi is like the red-faced Guan Yu in the play when he was angry, pointing at the white-faced treacherous minister Cao Cao with trembling hands, "You hoe the crops at noon, and you don't wash my hair, who would know that my hair will be frizzy?" , don’t wash my hair, it’s hard work, don’t wash my hair..."

"In addition to the little yellow books, you read elementary textbooks, so memorizing poems is also an entry-level entry." Yu Fang opened his eyes and said helplessly.

"It doesn't matter whether he is a beginner or not, as long as he is happy, my poems are not naive. As long as you wash my hair, he is a catchy, pleasant poem. In addition to the style and charm, etc., he is also a very good poem. A reminder that works."

I'm urging you to get me some water and wash my hair!

There is no hospital bed dining table in the small county town, so if He Xi wants to wash his hair, he has to move his whole body. Just tilting his neck towards the washbasin beside the table to wash is not feasible at all, so this is also the reason why he has not washed his hair before. Involved in the still injured leg.

But before Yu Fang put his hand on He Xi's right leg, he had already started to shout: "Ah! Take it easy!"

"I haven't touched it yet."

"Oh." He Xi nodded embarrassedly, "Maybe it's the qigong in your hand that surprised me."

"Then my Nine Yin White Bone Claw may still pierce your leg bone, do you want more?"

"Yes, why not," the determination to wash his hair made him firm himself!

Yu Fang lifted his leg carefully, and his breathing slowed down. The last time he accidentally fell on He Xi's leg, his red and swollen eyes and aggrieved face are still swaying in his mind.

"Ahhh~" The voice of He Xi's 36th bend in the [-]th bend of the mountain road has changed.

"Is this the desire, burning body cry that you learned from the book "Wan Wan 365"?"

"Ah? Huh?" He Xi opened his eyes and looked at his unmoving legs. He felt that he had already walked through the gate of hell. It was the close contact with the stone when he rolled down the hill that gave him a shadow. If he didn't touch his leg at night, the grandson would think of ways to make him hurt, not to mention that now that Tai Sui's head is breaking ground, the little broken leg might think of ways to make him hurt.

"But I'm really scared." He Xi pouted and said extremely aggrieved.

Yu Fang looked at his cute and charming lips and his pitiful face that made people feel distressed unconsciously, he let go helplessly, and walked to the bed to take off his shoes.

"What are you going to do?" If you don't want to act coquettishly, you should hit him. Didn't you try everything before?

Yu Fang went to bed and stood with his legs crossed, looking down at him from a height.

He Xi was nervous and tried to escape the big bad wolf's bloody jaws with a pitiful little white sheep hiding in the corner.

Yu Fang laughed, and sat on him with bent legs under his surprised gaze, but he straightened up and didn't actually sit on his lap, but just touched each other lightly, and then held the washbasin , like a fully automatic robot saying: "Wash."

He Xi stared blankly at the washbasin in front of him, the height was right, the distance was right, and it was even and stable, better than a hospital bed table.

"I can't help you with the towel. After the first wash, you should quickly wipe your head with the towel on the table, so as not to catch a cold." Yu Fang said unnaturally, as if he realized that he was impulsive What he did was really out of style and too intimate.

With a sore nose, He Xi said in a low voice, "Well, I know."

Then he plunged into the water and washed his hair in silence.

"Why are you washing so hard?" Yu Fang warned, "Slow down and be careful, don't get your back collar wet."

"Uh-huh."

A buzzing answer came from the basin, very obedient.

After washing his hair, He Xi still wet his collar and quilt, and a little water splashed on Yu Fang's body.

"Why don't you go change your clothes first," he said cautiously with his head down, for fear that Yu Fang would frown and show that it was troublesome to take care of him.

"What clothes to change?" Yu Fang frowned, but it wasn't because of his own clothes. "Change your quilt first, so you don't really catch a cold later."

"Oh." He Xi was very honest and obedient.

"Heh." Seeing his obedient energy, Yu Fang couldn't help laughing.

He brought a spare quilt, took off the quilt on He Xi and quickly covered it, and teased him, "Why did you become so obedient all of a sudden."

"What are you talking about." He Xi muttered unhappily, when did I not listen to you honestly.

"If you lower your head and speak ill of me, won't your voice go around your chin and reach my ears?" Yu Fang said.

"No," He Xi immediately raised his head, "I didn't say anything bad about you, I was thinking, should I change my clothes when they get wet, and I'm always wearing patient clothes, it's almost smelly." He was shy and didn't want Yu Fang to help him change his clothes, but now that the back collar was wet and uncomfortable, he couldn't care less.

"But the hospital didn't issue backup patient gowns, and your clothes are no longer in the hospital."

"In the closet..."

"Just lie on the bed and don't spoil those clothes."

"Then you go and buy it for me!" He Xi raised his eyebrows, "Go and buy me a pajamas, I want to change."

What he actually thought was that Yu Fang would definitely call the hotel assistant and tell him to buy a piece of clothing and send it over. At that time, he would sternly say that he would only wear the clothes he bought himself, and Yu Fang could only agree to him helplessly.

However, the reality is always slapping the face, Yu Fang said decisively: "Okay."

Straightforward, without hesitation.

"..."

The big devil, Jubi, captured the little devil, Yu Fang.

This obedient and considerate, gentle and kind little white rabbit is not Yu Fang, quickly return him to the cute and amiable Yu Fang who is arrogant, indifferent, indifferent and ignoring him!

After buying the pajamas, He Xi held it and burst into tears.

How can this style be liked by Yu Fang, the system must be installed wrongly, restart it quickly~

On his hand is a pattern with large red petals on the upper body, and a red flower pattern on the lower body. Groups of large green leaves are swaying in a plate of red.

Race shit, race shit!

He will not insult bullshit casually in the future, if he wears this pajamas, he will be the king of bullshit.

Once, he was a king.

Later, he put on a pajamas and became the king of bullshit.

He Xi's gaze towards Yu Fang turned into a thick flame that could crush him.

"Are you sure?" It's not just me. The nurse came in to change the dressing and saw this suit. Not only did she think I was crazy, she probably thought she had walked into the room of the mentally ill.

"I think it's great." Yu Fang's smile completely bloomed on his face, "The aunt who sells pajamas recommended it to me kindly, saying that this dress has the same style on a certain treasure, and it has sold tens of thousands and received five-star reviews. I knew it fit your taste, so I bought it without saying a word. I hope you don’t let me down, I just bought this treasure after shopping around the entire shopping mall.”

Yu Fang thought with a smirk, the treasure of suppressing monsters is really good.

The effect was obvious, He Xi was dumbfounded and speechless, and would not be a monster again in a short time.

In the end, He Xi definitely wouldn't wear that pajamas.Yu Fang took out the dark blue pajamas he really liked and handed it to him. It was soft and comfortable, simple and suitable for wearing in the ward.

As soon as He Xi got the clothes, he immediately threw away the shit pajamas.