The villain leader always likes to die

[The system prompts, please enable the host's self-abuse mode, blindness can obtain 82% of the process once]

I have to say that this system is really getting more and more excessive. I can make any kind of request. Do I have to poke my eyes out myself?

I touched the corners of my eyes subconsciously, and it hurt to think about it. What a perfect accident must be created to make these eyes go blind.But I have already come to this point, there is no way back, I still have to go forward, no matter how absurd or unreasonable.

"Hisss!" "Hisss!"

The sound was a bit miserable, and I realized that I accidentally stepped on the tail of that stupid snake, which made it roll on the ground in pain.

I picked it up, and this stupid snake seemed to be much heavier than before, with a bigger body: "Xiao Hua, have you gained weight?"

The silver snake "hiss hiss", it doesn't have it!It just likes to eat rabbits and mice!

I poked it on the head: "Where have you been lately? Are you hiding and eating?"

What is stealing!The silver snake said that it wasn't stealing food at all!It is an aboveboard snake!A spineless snake!

And it found a lot of rabbits in one place, so it couldn't help staying there for many days, and every meal was full.Not only that, but it also met a new partner, in the eyes of snakes, it is a super beautiful green snake!So it took a fancy to others at a glance!

I laughed at it: "You see, you have gained a lot of weight, and you still don't admit to stealing."

That's not gaining weight!Not gain weight!It's just another year older!It's normal, okay?There are not many snakes like them that are thousands of years old, so it is also a very rare and unique snake.

The silver snake wrapped itself around my arm, and I said, "Xiaohua, after I leave, you should go find a new master, don't be so unlucky to meet me again."

It seemed to be listening to the mentally retarded, and it was hard to imagine a fat snake rolling its eyes.It's thinking, shit!You think you can recognize your master at will!Who is more stupid!I don't even know this basic thing!

My tone was serious: "Xiao Hua, are you despising me?"

The silver snake turned the white sheep's eyes so well, I directly pulled it off the arm and left it outside.

This is so good, the old housekeeper who passed by was almost scared to death, and shouted that there is a snake!There are snakes!His face turned green again.

I coughed twice, feeling very embarrassed, that stupid snake was smart enough to slip away and hide.If it got into my sleeve again, the old housekeeper might just close his eyes and go away...

The old housekeeper murmured, next time someone has to ask someone to sprinkle medicine on the house, how could there be snakes!Give him a big jump!This is not allowed!It's okay to scare him, but it's not good to scare Madam.

He looked at the spilled tea and the overturned teapot. They were supposed to be sent to the master, but now they had to prepare again.

He bent down to pick up the overturned tea set, but the other picked it up faster, the old butler saw it and bent over: "Ma'am."

"But to give it to him?"

"Yes, master likes to drink tea."

I said, "I'll do it."

The old housekeeper thought it was inappropriate: "Madam, let the servants do the rough work."

"No." I put the teapot back on the tray and took the whole tray from him, "I want to try it."

The old butler laughed heartily: "Madam, do you want to make tea for the master yourself?"

"Well." I said, "The old man can go about his own business and leave me alone."

He nodded: "Yes, yes, Madam, be careful not to be scalded by the tea."

I smiled: "Are you kidding me in advance?"

It was rare for the old housekeeper to smile so brightly. I was going to change the water now, walked a few steps and turned back, muttering in my heart, look at my brain.

He didn't understand why I came back suddenly, so I said in embarrassment: "Mr., how do I get to the back room?"

The old housekeeper felt that it was necessary for Madam to have a good understanding of the topography of the mansion and the various wing rooms!

Shang Wuyu was looking at the ledger carefully, and felt that someone came in to bring the tea to the table and was pouring the tea according to the procedure.He thought it was the old housekeeper, and said without raising his head, "Go to Li Shop and bring another ledger from that shop."

My movements paused: "When did you open the shop?"

Hearing that it was my voice, Shang Wu Priest was very surprised. After all, this kind of thing was always done by the old housekeeper, and he was used to it for so long.How could he have thought that the person who exchanged tea for him today was his wife, besides, in his impression, there were fewer and fewer such fused relationships.

Shang Wuyu raised his lips: "In some years, the shop was not big, but it was just open for fun. Anyway, as the head of the house, you can't just sit around all day long."

I don't think so in my heart. You must know that during the time when Shang Wugao and I were in the Devil's Cult, he just lived a life of doing nothing.He and Su Aoqian were responsible for the things that should be taken care of in the church.

Anyway, whatever the protagonist wants, the crooked can become straight.

Shang Wu Prison asked my opinion: "Madam, would you like to help?"

I lifted the lid of the cup, and a faint fragrance overflowed: "I don't want to interfere, just do your own thing."

"I know Madam is not a powerful person, I just want to be with Madam."

I blew on some hot tea: "It's good that you know."

Shang Wu Priest wanted to come and hug me, he never tires of acting like a baby, to be honest, I really can't stand a big man acting like a baby.

I frowned: "You'd better stay away from me."

"lady."

I said indifferently, "Do you want to scald me with tea?"

Due to his carelessness, the touched cup splashed a few drops of tea and landed on the back of my hand, which immediately turned a little red.

Zhang Wuyu blamed himself and wanted to rub it for me, I withdrew my hand and glanced at him: "Come on, drink it while it's hot."

He picked up the teacup and took a sip. I inadvertently caught a glimpse of the account book he spread out on the table. The page he opened was full of densely packed words, and some of them drew two or three circles with red ink.Just looking at it makes me feel dizzy, not only because I can't recognize the oracle bone inscriptions, but more importantly, I can't understand them at all.

I suddenly discovered that I have been in this world for so long, and I have never known how to write the words here.

Shang Wuqian said with a smile: "The tea made by Madam is delicious."

He stopped my waist habitually, leaned into my ear and said, "Madam will make the bath from now on, okay?"

Haha, I'm pushing my limits, right? Brat: "It's a beautiful idea, just think about it."

"Madam, is this a refusal?"

I raised my eyebrows: "What do you think?"

Shang Wuyu praised: "It's rare to find that Madam's craftsmanship is so good."

"Stop sycophanting," I said. "Where do you want to go?"

He didn't realize it at first, but later he realized that I was referring to going out for fun, so he sipped his tea and said, "How about we go to Lingcheng?"

"Tomb City?" Although I don't know where it is, "It's up to you."

Shang Wuqian smiled and said, "Madam is really virtuous."

"It's not worth it."

I made him a pot of tea again, halfway through, a strand of leather in my lower abdomen started to move for no reason, my hands trembled, and I almost burned them again.

I was afraid that Shang Wuqian would find something strange, so I left after making tea. Before leaving, he asked me what I would like to have for dinner and told the old housekeeper. I said I had no appetite and didn't look at his expression.

I shut myself in the room and locked the door from the inside. The tingling pain in my lower abdomen became more and more obvious, and my legs began to heat up, which was unbearable.

I don't know what's going on, suddenly it's as if I'm going to die, the skin and flesh on the outside seem to be peeled off, it's like lingering pain.

I feel that my outer skin is rapidly necrotic, but the inner flesh is rapidly regenerating, at an unacceptable speed, growing and destroying, growing and destroying again.The snake scales on his body emerged bit by bit, his face was marked with treachery, and his slender benevolent eyes stared upward in pain.

I looked at my hand, and there was a thin layer of something falling off it, like a layer of skin, a layer of extremely thin snake scales.

My legs instantly turned into a snake tail, swaying restlessly, and the original silver scale was covered with a dead gray color, very ugly.My mouth was bleeding from the bite, and the skin on my back fell off in large chunks.

It was not an ordinary pain, but the strange thing was that behind the peeled off skin was softer and fairer skin.I probably guessed something. Snakes have a period of shedding their skin. I'm afraid they are shedding their skin.

But no one told me that shedding is so painful, more painful than a woman giving birth.

I lay down on the ground and struggled to tear off the layer of dead skin on my arms. People with obsessive-compulsive disorder felt their scalps go numb when they saw it. The scales of the snake were torn off together, revealing the new skin inside.

Depend on!Where did that stupid snake die?If it is there, at least you can understand what to pay attention to when the snake sheds its skin!Will there be any sequelae if you tear it off directly!

That indelible layer of skin is really a mortal, if it fell off by itself, I would die, so I just ruthlessly tore off all the Qi that hadn't fallen off from my body.

The clothes were scattered, and the new skin obtained was indeed better than before, and the body was also stronger, not exaggerating just right, and even had a masculine beauty.

I looked at my tail, which was slowly coming out of the skin, and the pain in my body was still unabated.I rolled over, my tail rolled, and I hit the bed beside me, and the bed collapsed...

I clutched my abdomen, my head was covered with sweat, my pupils constricted, I rolled a few more times, and everything, large and small, was almost shattered by the collision.I curled up into a ball, with my tail forming a circle around me, and the half-molted snake's tail lay weakly.The snake scales that had molted on the top turned into pure white, and the gray snake skin that had not molted was dragged underneath.

I used my last bit of strength to break away from the layer of gray skin, and my tail hit the floor violently, making a loud noise. At this moment, the old housekeeper shouted anxiously from outside the door: "Ma'am! What's wrong with you!"

I suppressed the pain, trying to make my voice as normal as possible: "It's okay! I accidentally bumped into something!"

"Madam! You have to be careful!" The old housekeeper was worried, "Is there anything Madam can help you with?"

"no!"

I rolled about uncomfortably, my originally smooth long hair was messed up, my clothes hung loosely on my body, and the snake scales around my waist spread all the way to my tail.Just a little bit more, the molt can be completed.

Unexpectedly, the old housekeeper hurried to find Shang Wu Prison, and what he told him was quite scary.