The villain leader always likes to die
Chapter 112: The Monks Don't Beat Your Sister
The younger brother imitated me and hugged the monk's thigh, weeping like rain: "Xiao'an's father! You have to treat Xiao'an well! Don't lose him again! Woooooooooo!"
The younger brother was like a dying wish: "There is more! Xiao'an's father! When Xiao'an grows up, remember to come to XX to find me. Xiao'an and I have already agreed that he will not marry unless I am, and I will not marry unless he is! We have agreed for life! So Xiao An's father must take good care of him for me!"
The senior sister cried and sucked her snot with a handkerchief: "Xiao An's father! I didn't expect you to be so good-looking! Do you mind joining me as a pair? Then Xiao An is my son, and you are the heir of the XX faction. How wonderful! Junior brother you Say no! Then you have a better reason to be with Xiaoan!"
The little junior nodded fiercely, I am a little embarrassed to cry here, what the hell are you two thinking!I said the girl... She is a person of status anyway, so she is not reserved at all, the dead bald donkey is a monk, how could it be possible to make a pair with her!Even if the dead donkey agrees!Does her patriarch agree?
And the younger brother!Damn, you think everything your senior sister says is right!Do you still have an opinion!
The more I cried, the more embarrassing I became, damn it, these two people are definitely the funny ones invited by the system to play with me.No! Except for the leader of the XX faction, the others are all funny!I'm going to go crazy if I stay there too long!
Thinking of this, I pulled the monk's cassock even tighter, and tears flowed all over him.It only took 5 minutes for Qu Bai's expression to change from a bewildered look, to patiently waiting for me to finish the fight, to being unhappy, and then to hugging me with a calm face.
He said, "I'll help you find your father."
I immediately stopped crying and shouted excitedly: "Daddy! This means you still want mine, right!"
Qu Bai didn't answer me, I wrapped my short arms around his neck, the tears on my face were still wet, but I smiled happily: "Daddy! I knew you couldn't bear me!"
The little brother hiccupped from crying, he pulled my clothes: "Xiao An, if you miss me after you leave, you can come back and play with me."
The senior sister wrung out her tears with her handkerchief and continued to wipe her tears: "Remember to come back and see us when you have time!"
The younger brother said: "I will cook something delicious for you!"
Sister: "I will take you to more interesting places!"
As we talked, the two hugged each other and cried, making the people around us unable to hold back their tears. My embarrassment has been committed...
I said to them both: "I will come to see you again when I have time."
Little Junior Brother: "Hey, hey, hey!"
Senior Sister: "Hey, hey, hey!"
Qu Bai ignored the two people who were singing together, hugged me to the ground, picked up the prayer beads on the table, and before he got up and took two steps, he turned to me and said, "Follow closely."
I rushed forward, my senior sister was waving a small handkerchief behind me, and my junior brother shouted: "Xiao An! Don't forget what you said! Come back to see us!"
I gestured "OK" to him, and the younger brother stood still for a long time, and asked the senior sister, "What gesture did Xiao An just make?"
The senior sister shook her head and continued to wave the small handkerchief.
I hopped and followed beside the monk. He seemed to be deliberately slowing down so that I would not be left behind. ! Me! Leading - the horse! Welcome - the sunrise - send away the sunset..."
After singing, I became more energetic, Qu Baitou said without looking back: "Shut up!"
I obediently shut up, and after a while of silence I started singing again, the monk finally couldn't take it anymore, stopped, and I braked quickly to avoid bumping into it.
He warned: "If you keep arguing, stop following me."
I muttered, "Okay."
snort!Don't care about children at all!Dead bald donkey!Fortunately, you are still a monk!The so-called monks do not tell lies?Monks don't hit your sister!
I have already gone far away, and a group of people dressed in black happened to come over from my junior brother. They asked if they had seen the man in the painting. The senior sister came over, looked carefully, and said excitedly: "Hey! This is not my relative. My lord!"
The man in black was impatient: "Just ask if you have seen it or not."
The senior sister put her hands on her hips: "Why are you so fierce! You ask me with this attitude, but I won't tell you if you've seen it!"
The junior brother found something serious, and Lala senior sister: "I think the person in the painting looks familiar."
The senior sister put her hands on her chest: "Is this girl's crush familiar-"
"No... I think he looks like Xiao An..."
The senior sister became manic: "What!"
The junior brother suddenly realized: "Senior Sister! The big thing is not good! Xiao An really found the wrong person! That monk is not his father at all! The person in the painting is! You see, the person in the painting really looks like Xiao An!"
The senior sister held the painting tremblingly: "After he got married... unexpectedly... had children..."
The younger brother began to worry about Xiaoan's safety.
I didn't know what was going on, and I still followed the monk fearlessly and shamelessly. This bald donkey can't say a word to me for a long time, it's really boring!
I kicked the stones around boringly, Qu Bai didn't even bother to look at me, he seemed to be looking for something, how would I know exactly what he was looking for, who cares, it's none of my business anyway.
I heard someone selling duck legs on the street and smelled the fragrance. I touched my flat belly and swallowed.
"Daddy, I'm hungry."
Qu Bai ignored me, I stood still: "Father! I'm hungry!"
It was only then that Qu Bai showed mercy and was willing to turn around, and gave him a glimpse of the corner of his eye: "Be patient."
I lowered my face and muttered in a low voice, "You're so stingy!"
Qu Bai said without emotion: "If you don't want to follow me, you can go by yourself."
I smiled, I wouldn't be so unmotivated, I followed him closely, and even deliberately grabbed his sleeve, pulling him all the way.The passers-by were more or less curious about why the monk was accompanied by a child, making all kinds of speculations and discussions.As for Qu Bai, he was really calm and didn't take it seriously at all. I have to praise him for his super adaptability.
This can't work!Totally different from what was planned!How can I fix him like this?
I thought about it, and I really came up with a good plan!
I casually asked the monk, "Daddy, where are we going?"
Qu Bai was still the same, ignoring me, I chased after him and asked: "Daddy, how long do we have to go?"
With a frustrated face, I said, "Daddy, I'm so tired from walking, can you take a rest?"
Qu Bai pretended he didn't hear it, and I said, "Why don't you carry me on your back, Daddy!"
I don't care about him, I threw myself on his back, strangled his neck, clamped his waist with my short legs, and stuck to him like an octopus.
Qu Bai's expression finally changed, he said helplessly, "Why can't you be quiet for a while?"
He held me with both hands, and I said with a playful smile, "Because I'm happy with Daddy!"
However, it is not!
Qu Bai sighed: "Didn't I say that I am not your father, but will I help you find it?"
"Daddy, don't deny it."
"Who did you learn this from?"
The shadow of "Shang Wu Prison" appeared in my mind, and I was so scared that I quickly shook my head, damn it!Why did I think of him first!
I pouted: "I learned it from a bastard!"
The biggest skill I learned is to be shameless!
Qu Bai said: "If you don't learn from that kind of people, you will become bad."
If Shang Wuqian heard these words, his face would turn green with anger.
I hugged the monk's bald head and put my chin on the top of his head. This time, the rate of turning my head back was higher, but I was not the one who was criticized, so I kept a bright smile, just like a primary school student on a spring outing.
Qu Bai said, "Don't block my sight with your arms."
I put my hand up and stroked his bare head, Qu Bai lowered his voice: "If you are so restless again, I will throw you down."
I stopped, strangled his neck again, and looked ahead calmly.
The monk stopped in front of a beautifully decorated hall, and the girls upstairs all looked at him, and they whispered, as if they were discussing him.
Wow!The dead bald donkey will not want to go in!The agreed monk cannot have the seven emotions and six desires!This rhythm is not right!
I looked up at the conspicuous signboard: "Bald...Daddy...you just... want to come here?"
"Ah."
I:"!"
Qu Bai went in resolutely, and there was a slightly fat woman, wearing heavy jewelry, her neck and wrists were full of gold, silver and jewels, which blinded my eyes.
The woman was shaking her fan, laughing until she lost her eyes: "Yo - this master! What a rare visitor!"
She said: "What kind of girl does the master need? You are satisfied!"
Qu Bai bypassed him and went upstairs, and the woman changed her face in an instant: "Smelly monk! You are here for entertainment! What are you pretending for!"
I took the opportunity to stick out my tongue at the woman, and she stomped her feet in anger, and the woman ordered people to throw the ungrateful monk and the child out together.
I poked Qu Bai: "Daddy, she is angry."
"Don't worry about her."
I was curious: "Daddy, what are we doing here?"
Don't tell me you're here to have fun!
Qu Bai turned a corner and passed a long corridor: "There are spirit beasts here."
I remember that I didn't know much about the situation in the Forbidden Beast Field after I won the Dark Sword. Later, when the monk wanted to subdue me, he said that those messy ghosts who broke all kinds of beasts ran out because of me, probably because of me. Because the underworld sword is gone, the shackles of the spirit beast will naturally be unsealed, which will lead to a catastrophe.
This kind of butterfly effect is very troublesome to get entangled. The dead bald donkey still has the leisure and elegance to clean up the cruelty. There are so many X beasts in the world, I see how long you will clean up!
I naively said, "How does Daddy know that there are spirit beasts here?"
"odor."
I sniffed, strangely, I didn't smell anything.
Qu Bai added: "Ordinary people can't smell it."
Bald ass!Are you despising me!
Qu Bai stood at a carved doorway, and all kinds of obscene voices, groaning, panting, and vulgar words came out from inside.Anyone who understands knows what's going on inside.
I was so embarrassed to hear that, Qu Bai said to me very calmly: "You come down first."
I jumped off him silently, and he said, "You have to be prepared mentally."
I nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and he opened the door with a "wow", and the scene of nosebleeds in the fragrant and amazing nosebleeds came into view.
The younger brother was like a dying wish: "There is more! Xiao'an's father! When Xiao'an grows up, remember to come to XX to find me. Xiao'an and I have already agreed that he will not marry unless I am, and I will not marry unless he is! We have agreed for life! So Xiao An's father must take good care of him for me!"
The senior sister cried and sucked her snot with a handkerchief: "Xiao An's father! I didn't expect you to be so good-looking! Do you mind joining me as a pair? Then Xiao An is my son, and you are the heir of the XX faction. How wonderful! Junior brother you Say no! Then you have a better reason to be with Xiaoan!"
The little junior nodded fiercely, I am a little embarrassed to cry here, what the hell are you two thinking!I said the girl... She is a person of status anyway, so she is not reserved at all, the dead bald donkey is a monk, how could it be possible to make a pair with her!Even if the dead donkey agrees!Does her patriarch agree?
And the younger brother!Damn, you think everything your senior sister says is right!Do you still have an opinion!
The more I cried, the more embarrassing I became, damn it, these two people are definitely the funny ones invited by the system to play with me.No! Except for the leader of the XX faction, the others are all funny!I'm going to go crazy if I stay there too long!
Thinking of this, I pulled the monk's cassock even tighter, and tears flowed all over him.It only took 5 minutes for Qu Bai's expression to change from a bewildered look, to patiently waiting for me to finish the fight, to being unhappy, and then to hugging me with a calm face.
He said, "I'll help you find your father."
I immediately stopped crying and shouted excitedly: "Daddy! This means you still want mine, right!"
Qu Bai didn't answer me, I wrapped my short arms around his neck, the tears on my face were still wet, but I smiled happily: "Daddy! I knew you couldn't bear me!"
The little brother hiccupped from crying, he pulled my clothes: "Xiao An, if you miss me after you leave, you can come back and play with me."
The senior sister wrung out her tears with her handkerchief and continued to wipe her tears: "Remember to come back and see us when you have time!"
The younger brother said: "I will cook something delicious for you!"
Sister: "I will take you to more interesting places!"
As we talked, the two hugged each other and cried, making the people around us unable to hold back their tears. My embarrassment has been committed...
I said to them both: "I will come to see you again when I have time."
Little Junior Brother: "Hey, hey, hey!"
Senior Sister: "Hey, hey, hey!"
Qu Bai ignored the two people who were singing together, hugged me to the ground, picked up the prayer beads on the table, and before he got up and took two steps, he turned to me and said, "Follow closely."
I rushed forward, my senior sister was waving a small handkerchief behind me, and my junior brother shouted: "Xiao An! Don't forget what you said! Come back to see us!"
I gestured "OK" to him, and the younger brother stood still for a long time, and asked the senior sister, "What gesture did Xiao An just make?"
The senior sister shook her head and continued to wave the small handkerchief.
I hopped and followed beside the monk. He seemed to be deliberately slowing down so that I would not be left behind. ! Me! Leading - the horse! Welcome - the sunrise - send away the sunset..."
After singing, I became more energetic, Qu Baitou said without looking back: "Shut up!"
I obediently shut up, and after a while of silence I started singing again, the monk finally couldn't take it anymore, stopped, and I braked quickly to avoid bumping into it.
He warned: "If you keep arguing, stop following me."
I muttered, "Okay."
snort!Don't care about children at all!Dead bald donkey!Fortunately, you are still a monk!The so-called monks do not tell lies?Monks don't hit your sister!
I have already gone far away, and a group of people dressed in black happened to come over from my junior brother. They asked if they had seen the man in the painting. The senior sister came over, looked carefully, and said excitedly: "Hey! This is not my relative. My lord!"
The man in black was impatient: "Just ask if you have seen it or not."
The senior sister put her hands on her hips: "Why are you so fierce! You ask me with this attitude, but I won't tell you if you've seen it!"
The junior brother found something serious, and Lala senior sister: "I think the person in the painting looks familiar."
The senior sister put her hands on her chest: "Is this girl's crush familiar-"
"No... I think he looks like Xiao An..."
The senior sister became manic: "What!"
The junior brother suddenly realized: "Senior Sister! The big thing is not good! Xiao An really found the wrong person! That monk is not his father at all! The person in the painting is! You see, the person in the painting really looks like Xiao An!"
The senior sister held the painting tremblingly: "After he got married... unexpectedly... had children..."
The younger brother began to worry about Xiaoan's safety.
I didn't know what was going on, and I still followed the monk fearlessly and shamelessly. This bald donkey can't say a word to me for a long time, it's really boring!
I kicked the stones around boringly, Qu Bai didn't even bother to look at me, he seemed to be looking for something, how would I know exactly what he was looking for, who cares, it's none of my business anyway.
I heard someone selling duck legs on the street and smelled the fragrance. I touched my flat belly and swallowed.
"Daddy, I'm hungry."
Qu Bai ignored me, I stood still: "Father! I'm hungry!"
It was only then that Qu Bai showed mercy and was willing to turn around, and gave him a glimpse of the corner of his eye: "Be patient."
I lowered my face and muttered in a low voice, "You're so stingy!"
Qu Bai said without emotion: "If you don't want to follow me, you can go by yourself."
I smiled, I wouldn't be so unmotivated, I followed him closely, and even deliberately grabbed his sleeve, pulling him all the way.The passers-by were more or less curious about why the monk was accompanied by a child, making all kinds of speculations and discussions.As for Qu Bai, he was really calm and didn't take it seriously at all. I have to praise him for his super adaptability.
This can't work!Totally different from what was planned!How can I fix him like this?
I thought about it, and I really came up with a good plan!
I casually asked the monk, "Daddy, where are we going?"
Qu Bai was still the same, ignoring me, I chased after him and asked: "Daddy, how long do we have to go?"
With a frustrated face, I said, "Daddy, I'm so tired from walking, can you take a rest?"
Qu Bai pretended he didn't hear it, and I said, "Why don't you carry me on your back, Daddy!"
I don't care about him, I threw myself on his back, strangled his neck, clamped his waist with my short legs, and stuck to him like an octopus.
Qu Bai's expression finally changed, he said helplessly, "Why can't you be quiet for a while?"
He held me with both hands, and I said with a playful smile, "Because I'm happy with Daddy!"
However, it is not!
Qu Bai sighed: "Didn't I say that I am not your father, but will I help you find it?"
"Daddy, don't deny it."
"Who did you learn this from?"
The shadow of "Shang Wu Prison" appeared in my mind, and I was so scared that I quickly shook my head, damn it!Why did I think of him first!
I pouted: "I learned it from a bastard!"
The biggest skill I learned is to be shameless!
Qu Bai said: "If you don't learn from that kind of people, you will become bad."
If Shang Wuqian heard these words, his face would turn green with anger.
I hugged the monk's bald head and put my chin on the top of his head. This time, the rate of turning my head back was higher, but I was not the one who was criticized, so I kept a bright smile, just like a primary school student on a spring outing.
Qu Bai said, "Don't block my sight with your arms."
I put my hand up and stroked his bare head, Qu Bai lowered his voice: "If you are so restless again, I will throw you down."
I stopped, strangled his neck again, and looked ahead calmly.
The monk stopped in front of a beautifully decorated hall, and the girls upstairs all looked at him, and they whispered, as if they were discussing him.
Wow!The dead bald donkey will not want to go in!The agreed monk cannot have the seven emotions and six desires!This rhythm is not right!
I looked up at the conspicuous signboard: "Bald...Daddy...you just... want to come here?"
"Ah."
I:"!"
Qu Bai went in resolutely, and there was a slightly fat woman, wearing heavy jewelry, her neck and wrists were full of gold, silver and jewels, which blinded my eyes.
The woman was shaking her fan, laughing until she lost her eyes: "Yo - this master! What a rare visitor!"
She said: "What kind of girl does the master need? You are satisfied!"
Qu Bai bypassed him and went upstairs, and the woman changed her face in an instant: "Smelly monk! You are here for entertainment! What are you pretending for!"
I took the opportunity to stick out my tongue at the woman, and she stomped her feet in anger, and the woman ordered people to throw the ungrateful monk and the child out together.
I poked Qu Bai: "Daddy, she is angry."
"Don't worry about her."
I was curious: "Daddy, what are we doing here?"
Don't tell me you're here to have fun!
Qu Bai turned a corner and passed a long corridor: "There are spirit beasts here."
I remember that I didn't know much about the situation in the Forbidden Beast Field after I won the Dark Sword. Later, when the monk wanted to subdue me, he said that those messy ghosts who broke all kinds of beasts ran out because of me, probably because of me. Because the underworld sword is gone, the shackles of the spirit beast will naturally be unsealed, which will lead to a catastrophe.
This kind of butterfly effect is very troublesome to get entangled. The dead bald donkey still has the leisure and elegance to clean up the cruelty. There are so many X beasts in the world, I see how long you will clean up!
I naively said, "How does Daddy know that there are spirit beasts here?"
"odor."
I sniffed, strangely, I didn't smell anything.
Qu Bai added: "Ordinary people can't smell it."
Bald ass!Are you despising me!
Qu Bai stood at a carved doorway, and all kinds of obscene voices, groaning, panting, and vulgar words came out from inside.Anyone who understands knows what's going on inside.
I was so embarrassed to hear that, Qu Bai said to me very calmly: "You come down first."
I jumped off him silently, and he said, "You have to be prepared mentally."
I nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and he opened the door with a "wow", and the scene of nosebleeds in the fragrant and amazing nosebleeds came into view.
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