The villain leader always likes to die

I still can't remember the name of the XX faction, who made those two words so difficult to pronounce, and...well, I admit that I don't know those two words either.The people here are quite strange, and they don't seem to shy away from masculinity. I have been in this world for so long and I can't keep up with the pace of everyone's "times"!

Don't mention to me that there is no prison, I won't admit anything!Young people take a good look at the x-rays, don't mess with the bases if you have nothing to do!

Oh...too far...

In fact, the disciples and elders here treat me very well. Seeing that I am young, they naturally let me do everything. Who knows that this shrunken body contains a nearly 30-year-old soul.

If there is nothing wrong, the time difference between that world and this world, I should return to my original age when I go back, and I hope that I will not bring too many troubles afterwards.

Probably because I got addicted to acting like a baby, I suddenly liked pretending to be a child more and more. Being a child is delicious and delicious!Even if you did something wrong, they will not blame you, they will only say one sentence: "The child is ignorant, don't worry about him, look at how good-looking he is."

Every time at this time, I secretly turned my head and smiled.

Facts have proved that IQ will really decrease when being with a junior brother, no wonder his mentally handicapped senior sister is as mentally handicapped as him.

At the same time, I don't want to complain about their so-called senior and second senior brothers.It's fine to show affection in public, but the second senior brother said that he should start with a baby, and insisted on making a pair with the junior brother and me.

I am no longer as simple as [-] grass mud horses galloping, but [-] gray wolves shouting to catch sheep!My day!It's full of freaks here!Although they are really nice!

The little brother found me sitting on the ladder with my cheeks in a daze, so he ran over and blew on a layer of white ash next to me, which ended up blowing everywhere.I glanced at him and he continued to blow.

After blowing it clean, he sat down and leaned against me, with his arms around my neck: "Xiao An."

My expression: not happy

The junior brother said, "Xiao An, I'm sorry about what happened yesterday."

I ignored him, and he continued: "I didn't mean to take off your pants, it's just that the junior brother who is younger than me insisted that you are a girl, and I did that to prove it to him."

It's okay if he doesn't mention it!As soon as he mentioned it, I wanted to hit him!What does it mean to prove it to the little junior brother!Fuck!what to see!Look at the baby of labor and capital!Nima!It's good to go offline!

"Xiao An, don't ignore me... I will be sad..."

Then you will have a hard time!

"Xiao An—"

You don't have to learn to have no prison!I feel very spooky!

The younger brother smiled and said: "Tomorrow, the senior sister will take us out to play, and I will treat you to something delicious. Now, can you talk to me?"

I pursed my mouth: "No!"

He tugged at my sleeve and shook it: "Xiao An - I will never do that again, okay? Just forgive me once -"

I had a bad intention: "It's okay for me to forgive you."

"Really!" he exclaimed.

I nodded, and couldn't help but raise the corner of my mouth: "You also have to let me take off your pants once."

The little junior blushed: "Then... how can I do it..."

"Can't you?" I immediately put on a cute and pitiful expression, with tears in my eyes, "Why can Xiao An take off Xiao An's pants, but Xiao An can't?"

He was in a hurry and was in a hurry: "OK! OK! OK! Don't cry!"

I secretly raised my eyebrows and smiled sinisterly, I always have to pay back when I come out to hang out!

The little junior stood up, blushed, looked at the sky embarrassedly, and said cautiously: "You, you take off..."

I grabbed his trousers and pulled them down violently, leaving only his naked butt exposed, as well as the place that should be mosaiced.

The little junior was even more embarrassed by me, but I continued to stare at him blatantly.

The senior sister who appeared behind punched the junior junior brother on the head with a fist, and said a lesson: "In broad daylight! You are not allowed to defecate anywhere!"

I finally couldn't help laughing out loud, the little junior was so frightened that he quickly put on his pants, covered his head and defended: "I didn't!"

Senior sister with her hips on her hips: "You still say no! Why are you taking off your pants!"

The little brother has no confidence, look at me and then look at the senior sister: "The pants...the pants are..."

The pants are Xiaoan's request to take off...

I looked at him with wide innocent eyes. After struggling in my heart, my junior brother still chose to protect me.

He bowed his head: "Senior Sister... I won't dare to do it again next time..."

The senior sister has a pungent personality: "You pig-headed! Have you fed shit on everything Daddy taught you!"

I'm confused, big sister... can things feed shit...

The little junior brother wailed: "Senior sister! You can't keep pulling my ears!"

"What can't be done! Just because I am your senior sister!"

"Ouch!"

I won't tell you that I laughed out loud again, but immediately I thought of one thing, I still remember when I got married to Shang Wu Prison, the hot girl who confessed to me was not...

I mechanically turned my head to look at the girl silently, then turned back silently, and silently looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

I sigh, oh!what a small world!

The next day, the senior sister took the younger brother, and the younger brother took me out for a walk. The younger brother took good care of me. He would ask me if the shoulder injury still hurts. If it hurts, he would buy more painkillers.

I shook my head, he was about to buy me the candied haws he bought that time, I was really not interested in candied haws, so I shook my head, and he kept asking me what I wanted to eat.When I got tired of being asked, I said I was not hungry, and then he started talking to himself again.

While nibbling on candied haws, he said, "Aren't you really going to eat it? It's delicious!"

I said with a straight face, "Don't eat."

"Really don't eat?"

"Don't eat."

"Then I'm done eating!"

I continue to keep a straight face, eat shit you!

At this moment, we were about to pass by an inn, and out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a man sitting in the inn drinking tea. The figure was very familiar, and his bald head was so bright that it could blind my "cute" eyes.

I stopped walking and stared fixedly at the monk who was tasting tea. He still had a heaven-defying appearance, the same "clothed animal" face, and the same white cassock.This brought back very bad memories for me, bald ass!The enemy's road is narrow!You are unlucky to meet me today!See if I don't kill you!

The little junior asked strangely: "Xiao An, why don't you leave? Why are you standing here?"

He looked at the classic signboard of the inn: delicious roast chicken

He said: "Xiao An, are you hungry? si (yes) or not si (yes) want ci (eat) roast chicken?"

The senior sister also kindly asked: "Xiao An, are you hungry?"

I raised my hand, pointed at the monk sitting in the inn, and shouted excitedly: "Father!"

Shout out loud!Old loud!I'm afraid others won't hear you!

The senior sister held her heart, and the junior brother looked like seeing a ghost. They complained together in their hearts, and quickly told the cliff that they had admitted the wrong person!

I pulled my neck and jumped up and shouted, "Daddy! Daddy!"

I yelled and ran over, the expression on that dead bald donkey was uglier than the senior sister and the junior junior brother.

I called Daddy in my mouth, but I thought about the dead bald donkey in my heart!You are dead!

I tried my best to squeeze out some tears, rushed to the monk's body and hugged his thigh, crying with snot and tears: "Daddy! Daddy! Xiaoan finally found Daddy! Wow! Daddy! These days Xiaoan encounters bad guys and wants to kill him!" I'll abduct you! Xiao An is so scared! Xiao An is almost going to be sold! Hey, hey!"

Qu Bai looked at this delicate child hugging his thigh tightly, he was a little puzzled, he didn't know when he was more than a six-year-old child.

He patiently told me: "Son, you have identified the wrong person, I am not your father."

When he said that, I cried even more sadly, and wiped my snot on his pants: "Wow! Daddy doesn't recognize me! Daddy is so cruel! Daddy doesn't love Xiaoan anymore! Daddy abandoned Xiaoan!"

The senior sister couldn't accept it for the time being, needless to say the younger junior brother, he was completely stupid, and other people around talked about it.

"Oh, I can't tell, this monk has children."

"you do not say!"

"This monk looks pretty good, and then look at that child, tsk tsk! How exquisite!"

"That's right! It looks like it's my own!"

"Don't tell me! Maybe there is such a thing!"

"Are all the monks now so presumptuous?"

The people mourned.

Sister: Σ(°△°|||)

Junior brother: (? Д? ≡? Д?)

Qu Bai: Can't help frowning slightly

Me: Laughing up to the sky secretly and unscrupulously

The senior sister whispered to the junior brother: "Xiao An's father is actually a monk."

The little junior brother trembled: "Scary..."

The senior sister thought hard: "Maybe Xiao An's father, the handsome monk in front of me, maybe he was a hero in the past, but! For Xiao An's mother, I abandoned everything! I am willing to step into the Buddhist gate from now on! I don't want to drag anyone down!"

The younger brother corrected: "No, maybe it's the story of the monk and the monk together."

The senior sister patted him on the head: "What do you know!"

I cried convulsively: "Daddy! My mother said that you would take good care of me! How could you not want me! How could you pretend not to know me! Xiaoan has no mother, so I can't live without a father!"

I tried harder: "Daddy! You really don't want me! Hey, hey!"

Qu Bai said with a good temper: "Son, you really admitted your mistake."

I have to do my best!

I climbed onto Qu Bai's legs, stubbornly grabbed his clothes, buried my face in his arms, and cried heartbreakingly: "Daddy! Don't want me, please! Don't want me!"

Qu Bai looked at my shrugging shoulders, couldn't help stroking my back, and comforted me: "You will find your father."

"Daddy...Daddy...Daddy..."

I just kept crying, crying like hell, seeing that he still didn't waver!If he still doesn't admit it, I'll follow him!Wherever he is, I will be there!

The senior sister said: "Xiao An, don't be too sad, your father will recognize you, after all, you are related by blood."

The younger brother echoed: "That's right, Xiao An, don't cry, it makes me feel really uncomfortable."

I sobbed and said, "Whether Daddy wants me or not, I will follow him! Junior brother, senior sister, thank you for your care these days, I will be with Daddy in the days to come."

The little junior brother was about to cry too: "Xiao An, I don't want to be separated from you."

The senior sister took out her handkerchief and wiped away her tears: "Me too!"