Jiang Fengyuhuo vs Ugly Mian [Entertainment]

Back in the theme room of the ward, Yu Huo cleaned up the things on the operating table, and then put the pen and ink on it neatly.

Bao Baohua cut out a piece of paper of a suitable size and pressed it in front of him, saying, "You write a piece of paper first, and I'll take a look. Well, just write the words 'booming'."

Yu Huo picked up the pen and dipped the ink in one go, and the "booming fire" that penetrated the back of the paper appeared vividly on the paper, with a strong and powerful stroke.

"Fuck," Bao Baohua picked up the paper and looked at it carefully: "You said your handwriting is beautiful, but you didn't say it was so beautiful!"

Even if she doesn't have much research on calligraphy, she can tell that this is at least something that professionals can write.While watching, he nodded, reached out and patted Yu Huo's shoulder: "Okay, little brother, can we continue to hide in the haunted house to eat and drink spicy food, then it's up to you!"

The two used their free time for several nights to cut all the rice paper into one meter long and one foot wide. After the last day of part-time work, I took the "booming fire" and found the owner of the gift shop with Yu Huo.

The boss was very surprised after hearing their request: "Do you want to rent a cartoon jacket from me?"

"That's right," Bao Baohua smiled sweetly: "Ouba, you are willing to give us the job of distributing leaflets. We are really grateful, but the travel expenses are still a little short, so my boyfriend plans to try selling words. He is shameless." It’s very thin, and I don’t want to show my face, so I just want to be more comfortable after wearing a cartoon jacket. Here, this is what he wrote, and it’s specially given to you, Oppa, as a thank you for taking care of us in the past half a month. I wish Oppa a prosperous business and a lot of money!"

Don't reach out and hit the smiling person, not to mention that they brought gifts.The boss took the handwriting and couldn't help but also boasted: "This handwriting is good, tsk tsk, cultural people who have gone to college are different, they can write so well with a brush. Okay, I promise you all." , only rent one set, right? How long do you plan to rent for?”

"For the time being, I plan to rent for half a month. As for the rent, you can decide, Ouba, and we are willing to accept it. You are so nice that you will definitely not cheat us."

The boss laughed: "You little girl has a sharp mouth. Don't worry, I won't take advantage of you. I keep my cartoon clothes anyway. I just charge you ten yuan a day, and put a hundred deposits in addition." , I will return it to you after half a month, okay?"

How could Bao Baohua not agree: "Thank you Ouba!"

So on the morning of the second day, as soon as the playground opened, Yu Huo moved the long table, clothes rail, pen, ink and rice paper all outside the gate to occupy a good place.

Yu Huo put on the rabbit cartoon costume, then stood in front of the table, pinched the pen and made two gestures.

"Is it okay?" Bao Baohua asked, "Will wearing this dress affect my writing?"

"It's okay, the impact is not very big."

Bao Baohua felt relieved: "You write two first, 'Hang the sails directly on the clouds to help the sea, there will be times when the wind and the waves cleave', let's hang it on the clothes rail as an advertisement, and write another one as I said."

After Yu Huo finished writing two lines of poems, he laid out another piece of paper, "Say it."

"I'm the Jade Rabbit in the Guanghan Palace, and I went down to the earth because I stole a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake from the goddess Chang'e... Why are you just looking at me, write!"

Yu Huo looked confused: "Are you really going to write these?"

"Of course! You can't attract customers without finding a new way. Listen to me and write quickly." Bao Baohua sorted out his thoughts and continued: "As long as you can buy me a word for 50 yuan and help me save money to buy a spaceship ticket, When I return to Guanghan Palace, I will ask Taibai Jinxing for an elixir to help you become a fairy, or ask Yuelao for a red thread to help you have a happy love, as a token of gratitude. The elixir and red thread are limited in number. Come first served.

Are you done?OK, here I am, and I'll stick it in front of the desk. "

Tsk, perfect!

Bao Baohua clapped his hands, "Okay, just stand here, you don't need to talk when the time comes, if you are willing to buy calligraphy, you can just write."

Yu Huo was a little worried: "Is it really 50 yuan a piece? The old gentleman only sells it for [-] yuan. I'm afraid I won't be able to sell it."

"They use a special pen, which can only be regarded as a good-looking painting. You are really good at it. Don't worry, there will always be someone who knows the goods. Besides, this is a playground, and everyone comes here to consume. You This battle will definitely attract people to come and watch, and if there is enthusiasm, there will be benefits."

51 tickets, as long as they can sell three or four tickets a day, they will have nothing to worry about.After Meizizi finished the calculation, Bao Baohua said: "I went in first, and I will play an important role later."

Bao Baohua's prediction was good, Yu Huo's cartoon costume and the notice pasted on the table soon attracted many tourists.But most of them just stayed on the sidelines or took pictures. After more than half an hour, they still failed to sell one.

At this moment, a girl with braids and black-rimmed glasses walked through the crowd and came to the table to look carefully: "Hahahaha, Jade Rabbit, did you write all these pictures?"

Yu Huo, who was wearing a rabbit headgear, was taken aback for a moment, and then nodded to Ms. Bao who was obviously wearing makeup.

"Wow," Ms. Bao exaggeratedly praised, "Your writing is really beautiful. If I want to buy calligraphy, can I ask you to write anything?"

Rabbit nodded again.

"Let me think about it, then help me write a 'Natural beauty is hard to give up', hehehehe, go back and paste it on the wall of the bedroom. 50 yuan, right? Here you are." Hugged on the cartoon clothes, and said: "When you return to Guanghan Palace, don't forget my elixir, I want the red thread too!"

Then he took the words and left happily amidst the laughter of the crowd.

With the first person to eat crabs, and the handwriting written by the "Jade Rabbit" is indeed beautiful to the naked eye, a second customer will soon come to the door.Then the third, the fourth...

By the end of the day, Yu Huo had sold a total of nine characters, with an income of 450 yuan. After excluding various costs, the net income was more than [-] yuan.

When the sun set and the number of tourists decreased and there was no one at the door, Bao Baohua rushed out and hugged him: "Little brother! We are going to get rich!!"

With the first day as experience, the two continued to improve the marketing model, and the business of selling calligraphy became more and more smooth. On the most popular day, an uncle who loved calligraphy appeared, who was full of praise for Yu Huo's calligraphy, and took out calligraphy on the spot. I bought four tickets with money, and even the other tourists who were onlookers also jumped up.A total of 21 pieces were sold that day, and the income was 50 yuan.

After collecting the stalls and counting the money, Bao Baohua waved his hand boldly: "Let's go! My sister treats you, and I will take you to a luxurious meal!"

While Yu Huo's side was getting smoother and smoother, Jiang Xiu and Wu Mengmeng encountered a lot of trouble in the No.13 group on the other side.

The time was pushed back to 11:17 p.m. on November [-]. The two people who were sleeping in the car were suddenly awakened by the ringing of the phone.

Jiang Xiu reacted quickly, got up and took out the disposable mobile phone distributed by the program group from the luggage bag. After connecting, the director Xie Fanghua's voice came from the mobile phone:

"No. 13 wanted criminals, your location has been locked by the arrest team. From now on, you will have an extra hour of safety time. Please escape as soon as possible."

Jiang Xiu's face was serious. After hanging up the phone, he immediately started to pack his luggage. At the same time, he said to his teammates: "Hurry up, our location has been discovered, and we need to leave here within an hour."

Wu Mengmeng was a little dazed by the phone ringing, and looked at Jiang Xiu: "Aren't we going to drive?"

"They were able to lock our location, which means that the license plate number must have been exposed. The car cannot be driven. We want to leave in other ways. There is only one hour of safety time, so we need to act faster."

Ten minutes later, the neatly dressed two walked out of the parking lot with their luggage on their backs.Jiang Xiu deliberately avoided places with camera surveillance and turned around several intersections, then hailed a taxi and got in: "Please take us to the hotel closest to the bus station."

"Hotel? We can't go to the hotel..."

Jiang Xiu kicked her quietly, and indicated with his eyes that there was a driver in front of her. Even though Wu Mengmeng was full of doubts, she could only keep her mouth shut: anyway, as a teammate, she often did things that she couldn't figure out from the first day. matter.

After 37 minutes, the taxi stopped in front of the hotel.

Jiang Xiu paid the fare and got out of the car with Wu Mengmeng. "Give me your ID card," he said.

Wu Mengmeng pursed her lips, and finally found out the ID card from her bag and handed it to him.

Jiang Xiu walked to the counter and handed it to the staff along with his ID card: "Hello, let me open a room, a standard room."

The room was ready soon, "The housing time is until [-]:[-] noon tomorrow. If it exceeds [-]:[-], an extra day's room fee will be charged. Please pay the deposit and the housing fee for tonight."

After paying and signing, the staff handed the receipt and the room card to Jiang Xiu: "I wish you a pleasant stay."

"Thank you." Jiang Xiu took the room card, and then led Wu Mengmeng to the direction of the elevator, but he didn't take the elevator, but waited until the staff didn't pay attention, and slipped out through the door quietly.

One hour and 42 minutes later, four tall, tall and imposing men who could tell they were not ordinary people entered the hotel, showed their IDs to the counter staff, asked a few words, then motioned for them to bring their universal room cards, and talked with them. We went upstairs together.

The five of them came down quickly, and they didn't seem to have gained much.One of them pointed to the camera at the entrance of the hotel and said something to the staff. The staff turned on the computer, and the four of them gathered around to check. After a while, they laughed and cursed: "Damn, this kid is playing around with us. Maybe he's so stupid, dare to open a room in a hotel with his ID card openly. Let's go, we can sleep well when we go back."

Not long after the four of them left, a hat-wearing couple walked in from outside the gate, hugged each other and got on the elevator.Then he stopped on a certain floor, found his room number, swiped his card and opened the door.

After entering the door, Jiang Xiu and Wu Mengmeng separated.Jiang Xiu went to the window and pulled up the curtains, looked down through the gap for a while, and then put the salute on the bed: "Okay, we can rest here until twelve o'clock tomorrow. During this period, the arrest team will not come again our."

Wu Mengmeng was both happy and worried: "Now the receptionist at the counter must know that we are wanted criminals, what if he recognizes us when we go down tomorrow?"

"Don't worry about this," Jiang Xiu calmly said, "Most hotels have day shifts and night shifts, and there is a [-]% probability that the staff will have changed shifts by tomorrow. Even if there is no shift change, the big deal is not to go out secretly for the deposit."

By the time the arrest team realized that they had been tricked, it was already 18:[-] pm on the [-]th.Because Jiang Xiu bought two tickets at the bus station not far from the hotel with their ID cards.

The bus started at 15:[-] and drove to a certain county in the city's jurisdiction. The journey took two and a half hours.Jiang Xiu took Wu Mengmeng into the car, and then got out of the car halfway after an hour and [-] minutes.

"It took an hour and 42 minutes for the arrest team to find them last night," Jiang Xiu explained. "I'm not sure whether they will choose to intercept halfway or wait at the end, but it's not safe to stay in the car anymore."

Wu Mengmeng turned slightly pale for some reason, and tried to follow his train of thought: "So, are we going to go in the opposite direction from the end point?"

"No. When the apprehension team finds that we are not in the car, they will definitely infer that we are going in the opposite direction, so our destination remains the same, and we will go to the county seat. We can only rely on walking for the next section."

"Walk?" Wu Mengmeng felt dizzy, and her face turned paler: "Can't you take a taxi?"

"Last night's expenditure in the hotel was already beyond the budget, and we cannot continue to be extravagant."

"Otherwise, it's okay to hire a car along the way."

Jiang Xiu shook his head: "We have to increase the distance from the bus, otherwise we will easily run into the arrest team head-on. It's only less than [-] kilometers away, and we will definitely be there before dark."

"But, but I really can't walk." Wu Mengmeng was about to cry, her face was a little ashamed, and after a moment of twitching, she still told the truth: "I have my period, it came in the morning, and now my stomach hurts It’s terrible, I can’t even stand firmly, and I really can’t walk thirty kilometers.”

Jiang Xiu stopped and looked her up and down: "There must be a rest station ahead, or we can stop there for a while and let you drink more hot water, okay?"

"Every time I have menstrual pains, it's very severe. Drinking hot water is useless." Wu Mengmeng's eyes sparkled: "Can't we think of other ways?"

Jiang Xiu frowned slightly: "Going to the county seat on foot is the safest way. We have already successfully fled for more than half a month, and there are only ten days left to finish. Can't you hold on for a while longer?"

Wu Mengmeng was in pain and annoyed, so she couldn't bear it any longer, and let her tears flow down her face: "It's not you who are in physical pain! It's easy for you to say! Do you know how girls feel every time they have their period!"

Jiang Xiu frowned even tighter: "Although I'm not a woman, it's not that I haven't worked with actresses before. Many of them filmed fight scenes or even water scenes even during their menstrual period, and none of them hurt as badly as you. "

"What do you mean by that? Am I still deliberately pretending to lie to you?" Wu Mengmeng laughed angrily, and raised her hand to wipe away her tears: "Okay, I won't play, okay, I abstain! Anyway, the show The rules do not say that both members must survive to be considered a victory, since you want to win so much, then you can play by yourself, in your eyes, I guess I am just a burden, so give me the phone."

Jiang Xiu thought for a while, and then agreed: "Since this is the case, that's the only way to do it."

Wu Mengmeng didn't even want to look at him at this time, walked to the side after communicating with the program group, walked back, and stretched out her hand to Jiang Xiu: "I need money to take a taxi back to the city."

Jiang Xiu opened his wallet and counted sixty: "These should be enough for your fare back home."

Wu Mengmeng raised her eyebrows and became even more angry: "Do you think I didn't pay the bill? Most of the food on the way was put in the car in advance, and the accommodation was only paid for last night. There are still more than 600 yuan left. Chun, why do you give me such a little?"

"Since you have abstained, you can get in touch with the outside world as long as you return to the urban area, and you can also use your own bank account. The extra money is useless to you." Jiang Xiu felt that she was making trouble out of no reason, "It's not possible , after the show is over, can I return all the 500 yuan that is due to you?"

Wu Mengmeng gritted her teeth angrily, gave him a hard look and said nothing, walked across the road and waved for a taxi.

Half an hour later, Wu Mengmeng returned to the city, but the arrest team that stopped the bus failed again.

In the criminal investigation room, Jiang Feng who got the news fell into deep thought.

After discussion among the other members, most of them thought that the bus was Jiang Xiu's cover-up. In fact, the place he wanted to go was in the other direction. They suggested concentrating their efforts to follow up and investigate in the opposite direction.

"If we really follow in another direction, then we will be led around by him again." Jiang Feng stared at the computer screen, the surveillance video of Jiang Xiu and the two returning to the hotel after the arrest team left, bared Two rows of big white teeth: "This kid, he thinks he can predict everyone's reaction correctly, and plays with the applause. But he doesn't know that there is a saying called cleverness is wronged by cleverness. Let the arrest team not have to rush back, just lurk in In the county where the bus destination is. Just wait, he will show up sooner or later."

After conveying the order, he said again: "Who should be on duty tonight? Can someone replace me? Help me replace tomorrow morning. I have a personal matter."