Jiang Fengyuhuo vs Ugly Mian [Entertainment]

联邦历2011年11月15日,《逃亡吧通缉犯！》录制No.14天上午十一点32分，距离h市756公里外的省道上。

Two men on mountain bikes wearing helmets slowed down as they approached a gas station on the side of the road.If you look carefully, you can find that there are two small insects flying up and down not far from the front and back of these two people.

Zhu Jinchen, a male member of the sixth group of wanted criminals, stopped his bicycle in front of the gas station and put it away, and then collapsed on the grass as if he had collapsed: "No, I really can't, let's stop riding this afternoon and rest for a while Bar."

The female member Tao Huan also stopped, riding on the bike with one foot, took off the helmet, her slightly sweaty face glistened in the sun, looking healthy and energetic: "Don't be discouraged, you will die on the third day." Saying that I can't hold on, we have all held on for two weeks."

That's right, for two whole weeks, most of their time was spent on bicycles.It took 756 days and [-] kilometers from getting the bicycle in the park not far from the TV station in City H to the southern edge of Province A. To be honest, Zhu Jinchen really didn't know how he made it through.

Along the way, I mainly walk along the provincial and national highways. It is flat and open, which is not a torment, but I also pass through the gravel roads and muddy trails between towns and villages, especially the kind of potholes. Six petals.

Diet mainly depends on rest stops, supermarkets at gas stations, and small shops in townships. After all, the total is only 1000 yuan, which is a little more than 30 a day on average. If you want to support three meals for two people, you can only rely on instant noodles and bread. .

Accommodation is even more difficult. Compared with bridge openings, rest stops, parking lots, and gas stations, park benches are considered to be in good condition. Sometimes, those who can’t go to the village or back to the store can only be in the wilderness Simply put up a tent and sleep on the ground, look at the stars and the moon, and talk about life philosophy from poetry and poetry.

In the past half month, I have experienced everything that I have not experienced in half my life.Zhu Jinchen looked at the sky and thought.

Because there is no condition, he has not shaved for more than ten days.The half-inch long stubble covered his face, and his hair was in a mess like a bird's nest. How could he use makeup to disguise his appearance? Even if he stood in front of his mother, the queen probably wouldn't be able to recognize her.

Zhu Jinchen lay down for a while to catch his breath, looked up at Tao Huan who was still full of energy, and couldn't believe it: "Aren't you tired?"

The physical strength is almost like a robot, and how did she come up with this anti-human escape method!

"I'm not tired, it's only been how long I've been riding." Tao Huan also put the bike away, then sat beside him and handed him a bottle of water: "My uncle is a professional cyclist. During the summer vacation when he graduated from high school, he used to take It took me two and a half months to ride directly onto the snow-capped mountains and plateaus. That journey was fun, with beautiful scenery, mountains and rivers, and dangers, and it was an experience I will never forget in my life."

Tao Huan's eyes were full of reminiscences, and he continued: "After my manager helped me pick up this program, I immediately thought of riding after reading the rules. It's been 28 days. How could I have so much free time in normal times? There is also a notice fee, which is basically a public tour.

Hey, I have done all the calculations. According to our current average speed, we will be able to reach the mountain and lake scenic spot in Province S in about 28 days - I heard that it is very beautiful, especially in autumn. I have long wanted to see it for myself Go and have a look.There are still two days left at that time, we can enjoy the mountains and rivers, and after the 100 days are over, we will fly back directly to receive the [-] million prize, how happy it is. "

They rode bicycles all the way, did not leave any driving records, had no other consumption except food, and wore helmets all the way to avoid too much contact with others. She did not believe that the arrest team could find them like this.

Taking out the electronic map from his backpack, Tao Huan carefully calculated their location: "There is a village thirty kilometers ahead, maybe we two are lucky enough to find a place to stay overnight like last time, and eat a lot by the way." Take a good bath after a meal. I'll go to the store to buy lunch first, what flavor do you want for today's instant noodles?"

Zhu Jinchen, who had been eating instant noodles for more than ten days in a row, couldn't help feeling nauseated. After a while, he wrinkled his face and said, "I don't want to eat instant noodles today. Bring me a piece of bread and buy a bag of spicy strips."

Alas, without delicious food, the world is really not worth it.

"Okay, we both have enough money, I'll buy you another ham sausage." Tao Huan patted him on the shoulder to cheer him up: "Think about it from another angle, we don't have to worry about being tracked by the arrest team at all. It's easy enough, the other groups are wanted everywhere and are hiding in Tibet, and now we don't know how miserable it is."

At the same time, in the playground inside the Fifth Ring Road of City H.

A chubby brown bear sat leisurely and leisurely on a bench under the shade of a tree, with a stack of leaflets on the left and a cardboard on the right, with a letter on it: "I'm too tired, I don't want to distribute it, so take it myself."

Don't tell me, the tourists are quite fond of this kind of thing, especially consciously stepped forward to take a leaflet and take a group photo with it.

Not far from the brown bear, there is a big fluffy rabbit with bulging cheeks and a half-eaten carrot stuck in its ear. It is soft and cute no matter how you look at it.

"Hey," the brown bear said suddenly, "Stop jumping, you're not tired, there's no one here, here, there's still 6 minutes before the break time, let's get ready to go to the restaurant for dinner."

Rabbit came over and sat down next to her, took off the cartoon headgear, and inside was the embers of makeup.Half a month has passed, his hair has grown a lot, and it hangs down slightly to cover his eyes, making him appear delicate and well-behaved.

The brown bear also took off its head, revealing Bao Baohua's face: "Tsk, this thing is really heavy, I'm exhausted after carrying it for a long time." If it weren't for the clear saliva around her mouth, these words could barely be understood. Somewhat believable.

The owner of the gift shop provided them with two sets of cartoon costumes, one for the brown bear and the other for the rabbit. Bao Baohua chose the brown bear without saying a word—you know, the animal she hates the most in her life is the rabbit.

When I was in college, a roommate in the dormitory raised rabbits. At first, there was only one female, and then another male. In the end, it became a whole litter, saying, oh, the rabbits are so cute, soft and well-behaved.

No matter how cute it is, it still needs to shit and pee, sister!

Have you ever smelled rabbit poop?It is comparable to a biochemical weapon, guaranteed to make you want to die.A whole litter of rabbits could defecate more than a dozen times a day, and finally felt that the dormitory was like a septic tank. Bao Baohua barely endured it for half a semester, but couldn't take it anymore, and applied for off-campus accommodation with the counselor.Even so, the lingering smell made her lose twenty catties in half a year.It was not until later that I tasted the taste of spicy rabbit head that my psychological shadow was slightly relieved.

Speaking of which, the restaurants in the amusement park seem to have spicy rabbit heads.

The job of the two of them is to take care of lunch, and the owner of the gift shop directly gives them two meal coupons every day. This is the exclusive benefit of the employees in the amusement park, and they can go to the restaurant to have a big meal.After half a month, Bao Baohua felt that her waistline was about to increase.

On the way to the restaurant, Bao Baohua passed an ice cream truck, his eyes lit up, and he held Yu Huo's arm coquettishly: "Huohuo, I want to eat~"

Yu Huo shook his head with a serious expression: "Ms. Qian said that you can't let you eat cold food these few days. Have you forgotten the unbearable pain a week ago?"

Ms. Qian is the ticket seller of the haunted house.On the morning of the fourth day when Yu Huo and Yu Huo lived in the haunted house, Bao Baohua suddenly found out that she was on her period. How could Yu Huo have seen this before? The sanitary products, painkillers, hot water bottle and ginger brown sugar I bought, I kept her advice "Keep warm and don't catch cold" firmly in my heart, and changed the hot water for Bao Baohua's hot water bottle more than ten times a day, even leaflets It's all in my hands and she doesn't need to send it. I just tell her to sit on a chair and rest.

But Bao Baohua was moved to tears, lying on the bed at night hugging the quilt, it was rare to take the initiative to praise Yu Huo: "Oh, if you said that you like girls, my mother will probably be able to treat you as her own after watching the show." son in law."

Considering that Jiang Feng would also watch the show, Yu Huo quickly replied: "I like men!" He was so categorical that there was no room for it, and he almost swore an oath with three fingers.

Ms. Bao was so choked that she didn't get over it for a long time: I just want to see your hard work and be polite, I'll show you what you can do!

Forcibly taking Bao Baohua away from the ice cream truck, the two went straight to the restaurant and finished their meal.From twelve o'clock to two o'clock is the time when the amusement park is the least crowded, so they have more than an hour of rest time.

While enjoying the dessert, Bao Baohua calculated the financial situation of the two of them: Not counting today, the two of them got a total of 120 days of part-time income, each of them was 240 per day, and the two of them added up to 100, excluding the accommodation fee per night 40, 10 per night for bathing, and 60 for dinner. I can save [-] to [-] yuan a day.Adding the money left over from the initial sale of the dolls, minus other expenses, the total funds left at present are:

"586." Bao Baohua scratched his eyebrows, a little worried: "The two of us can only do part-time jobs for two more days. Adding the income of these two days, the maximum is less than 700 yuan, but there is still thirteen dollars left in the escape time." Oh my god, I have to stay and eat, it’s not enough.”

Shooting balloons to win dolls is probably not going to work. I took off my cartoon clothes after finishing work a few days ago, and I happened to pass by the shooting booth. The boss clearly remembered them. After seeing them both, his eyes were not right, so he walked up to him Akira will definitely reveal his secrets.

Before I knew it, I would have bargained with Sister Qian again, but now that half a month has passed and I want to bargain again, it is estimated that the other party will probably not be willing to give in.You can't really sleep on the street, can you?That's not safe either.

Yu Huo suddenly said: "I have a suggestion, but I don't know if it is feasible."

"Say it!" A cobbler can be as good as one-third of Zhuge Liang, so of course we need to brainstorm at this time.

"When distributing leaflets these days, I saw an old gentleman at the door who helped people write." Yu Huo tried his best to describe while recalling: "I used a special flat pen, dipped in color paint, and wrote the words. On a piece of white paper that is more than one meter long and one foot wide, you can sell it for 20 yuan if you write four to ten characters on a piece of paper.”

Bao Baohua quickly remembered: "It's the kind of one word with many colors and gaudy? You can write?"

Yu Huo shook his head: "I can't write that kind of writing, but I can write calligraphy."

"Does it look good?"

Yu Huo thought for a while: "It's pretty."

His handwriting was even praised by the master himself.

Bao Baohua's eyes lit up: "Then you can try it!"

However, the colored calligraphy written by the uncle can be sold mainly because of the unique style and beautiful color. Can someone buy it just by writing with a brush?Bao Baohua turned around quickly in his head, probably had an idea, and immediately stood up: "Let's go, let's ask Sister Qian to help buy paper, pen and ink."

Because she paid an extra 30 yuan for hard work, Ms. Qian readily agreed.That night, Yu Huo and his wife returned to the haunted house after work, and Sister Qian bought everything.

"According to your requirements, the brushes, ink, and rice paper are all here. The rice paper has not been cut, so you have to do it yourself. Because I bought a lot of things, I asked the boss to send a paper knife, and put it in the bag with the pen. After finishing speaking, Sister Qian looked Yu Huo up and down: "I didn't expect that young people can write big characters."

Bao Baohua is very modest: "He is just writing for fun. This part-time job is coming to an end soon. Do you have to find another way to make a living? My sister has worked hard, and I am tired of you."

"What's the hard work, it's just a matter of walking a few steps." Sister Qian waved her hand, then smiled and said to Bao Baohua in a low voice: "I see that your boyfriend is indeed promising, and he treats you well, see you later Your stomach hurts like you're so anxious, don't worry, if your parents understand him thoroughly, they will definitely agree to your marriage."

Bao Baohua dryly laughed twice, turned his head to look at the embers who pretended not to hear, and secretly cursed in his heart:

What's the use of father and mother agreeing, unless my mother grows something again after the second development, otherwise he won't be interested in me.

Tsk tsk, look at this small waist, look at these long legs, I don't know which big pig's hoof will be cheaper in the future.