How come it's you again
Chapter 3 On the Road to No Return Step 3
【System startup...Standbyready】
Ji An was a little surprised by Xia Wen's response. After all, he had clearly seen Xia Wen's joy when he heard that he could go home just now, but now he still looks like a well-behaved companion. "Maybe it's a mistake." Ji An thought to himself.
"Then you stay here, and get me a cup of coffee."
Hearing the answer, Xia Wen frowned, gave Ji An a disapproving look, then moved his gaze down to the important part of Ji An's lower body which was blocked by the table, and stayed there for two seconds.It's just that these two seconds gave Ji An a creepy feeling, and his heart beat hard several times. Xia Wen couldn't have had some unreasonable thoughts about himself, could he?
"Mr. Ji, drink more coffee to kill sperm."
...Why is the focus here?
"Then...you go and make me a cup of strong tea. There are also meth in the tea leaves." Ji An comforted, this was the first time he knew that this life assistant was so "shameless", it made him a little shocked ...
Xia Wen thought about it for a while, and it seemed that those containing meth would more or less kill sperm. For the sake of his boss, he reminded again: "Mr. Ji, strong tea also kills sperm."
Ji An: ...Is it over yet?Kill, kill, kill a ghost!
Ji An raised his head and looked at Xia Wen with a little displeasure. He looked at Xia Wen, trying to intimidate him with the powerful aura around him.Xia Wen straightened his face, and seriously began to list the disadvantages of spermicide to Ji An: "It will cause infertility. It will cause premature diarrhea. It will..."
Ji An: It looks a little scary.Forget it, because the little assistant cares about me so much, I still don't drink it!Um!
Xia Wen thought for a while, drinking plain water does not seem to kill sperm, and weaker tea does not kill sperm either. "How about... making some tea?" "Sure." Xia Wen accepted Ji An's favor and went to the cooking table to make tea.Isn't the so-called domineering president that difficult to deal with?At least it's easy to listen to.As for why he pays attention to spermicide, I'm sorry, please don't ask him, he's just focusing on the wrong things all the time. QAQ Ji An just typed a few words on the plan, and a cup with the unique aroma of rock tea appeared on the table "As expected, the work efficiency of male life assistants is much higher, although the focus is a bit strange." Ji An admired silently in his heart, then looked up and stood by the side with a smile in his eyes, quietly waiting for himself to drink the tea Xia Wen who completed the plan. "Sure enough, the work attitude is also good."
"Okay, you go to rest elsewhere. I will call you if something happens."
[Host host, I want to tell you some good news, do you want to listen~]
Xia Wen glanced at Tuanzai No. 0323 floating in the upper right corner, and remained silent, obviously unhappy about what happened to Crow's Mouth just now.He walked to the sofa not far from the cooking counter and sat down. After a long time, he raised his head to indicate that Tuanzai 0323 could speak.
[Cough... That's right, the male protagonist's favorability for you has reached 30~ Hurry up and spread flowers. 】Xia Wen: What is favorability? The concubine does not know!
【Oh yes, I seem to have forgotten to tell you.When the favorability reaches 95, the male protagonist will automatically break the bend~ It is the best shortcut to complete the task! 】It's just that the object after bending will be you, hehe.
"Hmm... up to 95, still short of 65. It's not bad, it feels pretty fast?" Xia Wen was thinking in his heart that he should work hard to improve his favorability so that he could return to the present world as soon as possible.By the way, what is the mystery prize?But just when he was guessing what the grand prize would be, the punishment of the main god system officially started.
"Xia Wen, please make me another cup of tea, thank you."
Xia Wen stood up, walked to the table, picked up the cup, and said to the cooking counter: "I know, but, drink too much to kill sperm, Mr. Ji."
"Xia Wen, book a box for me at XX Hotel tomorrow at 3 pm, and invite the Director of the Publicity Department of XXX Company to sit down."
... "Yes, I see. But Mr. Ji, this seems to be a job assistant's business."
"Xia Wen, book me four tickets to City A, and ask the manager of the technical department to bring three of them to the competition. They know."
Xia Wen's face was cracked, "Yes, I know. But Mr. Ji, it seems to be a matter of work, work, and assistant!"
"Xia Wen..." "Xia..."
Xia Wen felt that the smile on his face was about to fail, and the corners of his mouth almost twitched.By the way, this is not an increase of 20%, it has doubled or tripled, okay?What about love?
Xia Wen thought, tomorrow those work assistants will not be used for work, you see, he will kill them all.But after he was lucky enough to see the god-like workload of those work assistants, he realized how stupid he was and how easy his job was.Cough, this is something for later, we will not mention it for now.
Ji An glanced at the sky that was darkening at an unknown time, and then looked at Xia Wen who was already impatient not far away, "Well, there is still a little more to plan, and I will deal with it tomorrow." Thinking of Ji An, he saved the plan + Backed up: "Xia Wen, well, let's go back."
After receiving the message, Xia Wen jumped up, scratched his messy hair, and bowed respectfully as before. The standard 90 degrees did not need a protractor. "Thank you, Boss Ji, I'll be home right away!" After speaking, he picked up the coat that was left on the sofa and ran away.Ji An looked at Xia Wen's figure from afar again, is he so scary?
Today, Xia Wen, whose heart was destroyed by the main god system, and whose body was destroyed by Ji An, dragged his heavy body, and spent his last strength getting into the elevator downstairs, "It's finally over!" Xia Wen sighed with emotion.However, just as the door was about to close, it TM opened again!A figure squeezed in, um, tall, um, handsome, um...it was Ji An.
Ji An pressed the button to close the door, and calmly leaned against the elevator door to close his eyes, as if he didn't see the man-eating expression flashing across Xia Wen's face for a second. "Well, the life assistant is still a little lion."
... silence.
Xia Wen looked at Ji An who had been silent for a long time, and felt that he would not ask him to do anything for the time being, so he was relieved and looked up to the elevator floor. 5, 4, 3, 2... "Ding... the first floor, we're here."
The door opened, and Xia Wen walked out slowly, but was stopped by a voice behind him. "Xia Wen... I lost my house key today, can I stay at your house temporarily?"
[System task: Agree to the male lead's request, and say: "Okay, anyway, there is no one in our family." System reward: One title of "Peerless Good Feeling" System punishment: Go to hell! 】【I know you don't need me to mention the host, you already know who sent this mission QAQ】Xia Wen: ... Ha ha.
Ji An stared blankly at the semi-new bachelor apartment in front of him, and watched Xia Wen dig out the key to open the door from the bottom of the plant that had obviously withered long ago, took the key away, and turned it. "click"
very clean.This was Ji An's first impression of Xia Wen's room.The room is not big, and it is quite clean with black, white and gray layout and neatly arranged furniture.It's just that the messy half-eaten breakfast on the table obviously obstructed his eyes.
After Xia Wen placed his shoes, he saw Ji An's eyes linger on his dining table for a long time, looking over... "President Ji, I was in a hurry this morning... I just need to clean up now."
"Xia Wen... I'm hungry."
Ji An sat at the dining table and looked at Xia Wen who was busy. One egg, two eggs, three eggs... ten eggs, eleven eggs... fifteen eggs... What did Xia Wen do with so many eggs?
Xia Wen finished dinner under the pressure of being watched, and Ji An finally understood why he took so many eggs.Well, let him see.Chinese-style egg rolls, Japanese-style egg rolls, tomato scrambled eggs, cucumber scrambled eggs, mustard egg soup, poached eggs, stewed eggs, omelet rice and egg fried rice... Eggs, so many eggs...
Ji An picked up a chopstick of tomato scrambled eggs and stuffed them into his mouth with some hesitation under Xia Wen's expectant eyes, and chewed twice, huh?The taste is not bad?
Whether it is Xia Wen in this world or Xia Wen in this world, their skill points for cooking will always be added to eggs, and Xia Wen who was said in this world, "The whole egg feast is the most disgusting!" He was not confident in his ability to cook, so he blinked at Ji An, trying to ask if it suits his taste.
Ji An received the message, stretched out his hand, and put a chopstick of tomato scrambled eggs into Xia Wen's bowl, "You don't need to ask for my permission if you want to eat it. I am very benevolent." After picking it up, he stretched out his left hand and rubbed Xia Wen's face Hair, patted by the way.
Xia Wen: ...the message was received incorrectly!
#My boss is Shen Jingbing, what should I do!Wait online, hurry up! #
After dinner, the two lay down on the lazy sofa in the living room and touched their bulging stomachs comfortably. Although there was an eggy smell in their mouths, they were generally good.One silently walked to the kitchen to wash the dishes and chopsticks, and then came out to wipe the table, wailing in his heart: "As a life assistant, I have come to take care of my own home! Can it be okay!"
"Well, Mr. Ji..." Xia Wen half-kneeled on the ground next to Ji An after cleaning up everything. Who made his house only have one sofa, luckily it was carpeted. "How should I sleep tonight?"
Ji An thinks this sofa is very good, it feels great to lie on it and sink into it, well, I will buy two in a few days, one for the office and the other for home.That's right, he didn't care about Xia Wen's problem at all, and he was studying where to put the sofa after he bought it.
"Mr. Ji, you see that you like this sofa so much, why not..."
Ji An lightly glanced at Xia Wen, who was kneeling on the side like a little eunuch, and was silent... But Xia Wen still saw from that glance, "How dare I condescend to sleep on this small sofa? How do you want to die?" It meant that it made him tremble with fear.
"Why don't you go to my room and sleep overnight?"
Xia Wen: It's true that the king wants his ministers to die, and the ministers have to die QAQ
[Host...you are really low...]
The author has something to say:
small theater:
Xia Wen: The ruler wants his ministers to die, and the ministers have to die... (lying corpse)
Ji An: That’s good~ I’ll call you Yu↑Xian↓Yu↑Death↓
Xia Wen: Can I kill the king?
Aww~ I have to learn to continue being cute~
Do you see how cute I am? = ̄ω ̄=
Ji An was a little surprised by Xia Wen's response. After all, he had clearly seen Xia Wen's joy when he heard that he could go home just now, but now he still looks like a well-behaved companion. "Maybe it's a mistake." Ji An thought to himself.
"Then you stay here, and get me a cup of coffee."
Hearing the answer, Xia Wen frowned, gave Ji An a disapproving look, then moved his gaze down to the important part of Ji An's lower body which was blocked by the table, and stayed there for two seconds.It's just that these two seconds gave Ji An a creepy feeling, and his heart beat hard several times. Xia Wen couldn't have had some unreasonable thoughts about himself, could he?
"Mr. Ji, drink more coffee to kill sperm."
...Why is the focus here?
"Then...you go and make me a cup of strong tea. There are also meth in the tea leaves." Ji An comforted, this was the first time he knew that this life assistant was so "shameless", it made him a little shocked ...
Xia Wen thought about it for a while, and it seemed that those containing meth would more or less kill sperm. For the sake of his boss, he reminded again: "Mr. Ji, strong tea also kills sperm."
Ji An: ...Is it over yet?Kill, kill, kill a ghost!
Ji An raised his head and looked at Xia Wen with a little displeasure. He looked at Xia Wen, trying to intimidate him with the powerful aura around him.Xia Wen straightened his face, and seriously began to list the disadvantages of spermicide to Ji An: "It will cause infertility. It will cause premature diarrhea. It will..."
Ji An: It looks a little scary.Forget it, because the little assistant cares about me so much, I still don't drink it!Um!
Xia Wen thought for a while, drinking plain water does not seem to kill sperm, and weaker tea does not kill sperm either. "How about... making some tea?" "Sure." Xia Wen accepted Ji An's favor and went to the cooking table to make tea.Isn't the so-called domineering president that difficult to deal with?At least it's easy to listen to.As for why he pays attention to spermicide, I'm sorry, please don't ask him, he's just focusing on the wrong things all the time. QAQ Ji An just typed a few words on the plan, and a cup with the unique aroma of rock tea appeared on the table "As expected, the work efficiency of male life assistants is much higher, although the focus is a bit strange." Ji An admired silently in his heart, then looked up and stood by the side with a smile in his eyes, quietly waiting for himself to drink the tea Xia Wen who completed the plan. "Sure enough, the work attitude is also good."
"Okay, you go to rest elsewhere. I will call you if something happens."
[Host host, I want to tell you some good news, do you want to listen~]
Xia Wen glanced at Tuanzai No. 0323 floating in the upper right corner, and remained silent, obviously unhappy about what happened to Crow's Mouth just now.He walked to the sofa not far from the cooking counter and sat down. After a long time, he raised his head to indicate that Tuanzai 0323 could speak.
[Cough... That's right, the male protagonist's favorability for you has reached 30~ Hurry up and spread flowers. 】Xia Wen: What is favorability? The concubine does not know!
【Oh yes, I seem to have forgotten to tell you.When the favorability reaches 95, the male protagonist will automatically break the bend~ It is the best shortcut to complete the task! 】It's just that the object after bending will be you, hehe.
"Hmm... up to 95, still short of 65. It's not bad, it feels pretty fast?" Xia Wen was thinking in his heart that he should work hard to improve his favorability so that he could return to the present world as soon as possible.By the way, what is the mystery prize?But just when he was guessing what the grand prize would be, the punishment of the main god system officially started.
"Xia Wen, please make me another cup of tea, thank you."
Xia Wen stood up, walked to the table, picked up the cup, and said to the cooking counter: "I know, but, drink too much to kill sperm, Mr. Ji."
"Xia Wen, book a box for me at XX Hotel tomorrow at 3 pm, and invite the Director of the Publicity Department of XXX Company to sit down."
... "Yes, I see. But Mr. Ji, this seems to be a job assistant's business."
"Xia Wen, book me four tickets to City A, and ask the manager of the technical department to bring three of them to the competition. They know."
Xia Wen's face was cracked, "Yes, I know. But Mr. Ji, it seems to be a matter of work, work, and assistant!"
"Xia Wen..." "Xia..."
Xia Wen felt that the smile on his face was about to fail, and the corners of his mouth almost twitched.By the way, this is not an increase of 20%, it has doubled or tripled, okay?What about love?
Xia Wen thought, tomorrow those work assistants will not be used for work, you see, he will kill them all.But after he was lucky enough to see the god-like workload of those work assistants, he realized how stupid he was and how easy his job was.Cough, this is something for later, we will not mention it for now.
Ji An glanced at the sky that was darkening at an unknown time, and then looked at Xia Wen who was already impatient not far away, "Well, there is still a little more to plan, and I will deal with it tomorrow." Thinking of Ji An, he saved the plan + Backed up: "Xia Wen, well, let's go back."
After receiving the message, Xia Wen jumped up, scratched his messy hair, and bowed respectfully as before. The standard 90 degrees did not need a protractor. "Thank you, Boss Ji, I'll be home right away!" After speaking, he picked up the coat that was left on the sofa and ran away.Ji An looked at Xia Wen's figure from afar again, is he so scary?
Today, Xia Wen, whose heart was destroyed by the main god system, and whose body was destroyed by Ji An, dragged his heavy body, and spent his last strength getting into the elevator downstairs, "It's finally over!" Xia Wen sighed with emotion.However, just as the door was about to close, it TM opened again!A figure squeezed in, um, tall, um, handsome, um...it was Ji An.
Ji An pressed the button to close the door, and calmly leaned against the elevator door to close his eyes, as if he didn't see the man-eating expression flashing across Xia Wen's face for a second. "Well, the life assistant is still a little lion."
... silence.
Xia Wen looked at Ji An who had been silent for a long time, and felt that he would not ask him to do anything for the time being, so he was relieved and looked up to the elevator floor. 5, 4, 3, 2... "Ding... the first floor, we're here."
The door opened, and Xia Wen walked out slowly, but was stopped by a voice behind him. "Xia Wen... I lost my house key today, can I stay at your house temporarily?"
[System task: Agree to the male lead's request, and say: "Okay, anyway, there is no one in our family." System reward: One title of "Peerless Good Feeling" System punishment: Go to hell! 】【I know you don't need me to mention the host, you already know who sent this mission QAQ】Xia Wen: ... Ha ha.
Ji An stared blankly at the semi-new bachelor apartment in front of him, and watched Xia Wen dig out the key to open the door from the bottom of the plant that had obviously withered long ago, took the key away, and turned it. "click"
very clean.This was Ji An's first impression of Xia Wen's room.The room is not big, and it is quite clean with black, white and gray layout and neatly arranged furniture.It's just that the messy half-eaten breakfast on the table obviously obstructed his eyes.
After Xia Wen placed his shoes, he saw Ji An's eyes linger on his dining table for a long time, looking over... "President Ji, I was in a hurry this morning... I just need to clean up now."
"Xia Wen... I'm hungry."
Ji An sat at the dining table and looked at Xia Wen who was busy. One egg, two eggs, three eggs... ten eggs, eleven eggs... fifteen eggs... What did Xia Wen do with so many eggs?
Xia Wen finished dinner under the pressure of being watched, and Ji An finally understood why he took so many eggs.Well, let him see.Chinese-style egg rolls, Japanese-style egg rolls, tomato scrambled eggs, cucumber scrambled eggs, mustard egg soup, poached eggs, stewed eggs, omelet rice and egg fried rice... Eggs, so many eggs...
Ji An picked up a chopstick of tomato scrambled eggs and stuffed them into his mouth with some hesitation under Xia Wen's expectant eyes, and chewed twice, huh?The taste is not bad?
Whether it is Xia Wen in this world or Xia Wen in this world, their skill points for cooking will always be added to eggs, and Xia Wen who was said in this world, "The whole egg feast is the most disgusting!" He was not confident in his ability to cook, so he blinked at Ji An, trying to ask if it suits his taste.
Ji An received the message, stretched out his hand, and put a chopstick of tomato scrambled eggs into Xia Wen's bowl, "You don't need to ask for my permission if you want to eat it. I am very benevolent." After picking it up, he stretched out his left hand and rubbed Xia Wen's face Hair, patted by the way.
Xia Wen: ...the message was received incorrectly!
#My boss is Shen Jingbing, what should I do!Wait online, hurry up! #
After dinner, the two lay down on the lazy sofa in the living room and touched their bulging stomachs comfortably. Although there was an eggy smell in their mouths, they were generally good.One silently walked to the kitchen to wash the dishes and chopsticks, and then came out to wipe the table, wailing in his heart: "As a life assistant, I have come to take care of my own home! Can it be okay!"
"Well, Mr. Ji..." Xia Wen half-kneeled on the ground next to Ji An after cleaning up everything. Who made his house only have one sofa, luckily it was carpeted. "How should I sleep tonight?"
Ji An thinks this sofa is very good, it feels great to lie on it and sink into it, well, I will buy two in a few days, one for the office and the other for home.That's right, he didn't care about Xia Wen's problem at all, and he was studying where to put the sofa after he bought it.
"Mr. Ji, you see that you like this sofa so much, why not..."
Ji An lightly glanced at Xia Wen, who was kneeling on the side like a little eunuch, and was silent... But Xia Wen still saw from that glance, "How dare I condescend to sleep on this small sofa? How do you want to die?" It meant that it made him tremble with fear.
"Why don't you go to my room and sleep overnight?"
Xia Wen: It's true that the king wants his ministers to die, and the ministers have to die QAQ
[Host...you are really low...]
The author has something to say:
small theater:
Xia Wen: The ruler wants his ministers to die, and the ministers have to die... (lying corpse)
Ji An: That’s good~ I’ll call you Yu↑Xian↓Yu↑Death↓
Xia Wen: Can I kill the king?
Aww~ I have to learn to continue being cute~
Do you see how cute I am? = ̄ω ̄=
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