How come it's you again

【System startup...Standbyready】

"Beep..." The sound of the car's whistle and the sound of rubbing against the ground when it braked suddenly came to his ears. Xia Wen was awakened by this discomfort. Just when his brain began to think about what happened, his body was already He lost his balance and slammed his face towards the asphalt road, while Tuanzai 0323 screamed in his ears.

【ah!Be careful, you're going to fall to the ground!Ah, watch out for the car! 】

Xia Wen finally fell to the ground, but the instinct of the body did not make him disfigured, but only scratched the skin of his left arm. "Hiss..." Xia Wen got up from the ground in a hurry, and some voices around him kept coming into his ears. "What are you guys doing eating? You want to die in the middle of the road!" Xia Wen couldn't help but feel a little upset, and turned to look at the place where the voice came from, it was a middle-aged bus driver.

He looked around again, he... seems to be in the middle of the road?Surrounded by cars driving in a mess because of myself.Xia Wen thought for a while, although he didn't know why he appeared in the middle of the road, but he did hinder everyone.Enduring what he wanted to refute, he bent down and sincerely apologized to the people around him, then turned and ran across the road.

"What's going on?" Xia Wen frowned and looked at Tuanzai No. 0323 diagonally above with displeasure. His tone was not very good. From its point of view, it was a sign that the host was going to get angry!Thinking of the main god system seriously reminding it not to anger the host or the consequences will be serious, Tuanzai 0323 couldn't help but tremble in fear.

【That... Maybe the original owner is crossing the road? 】

Xia Wen's curiosity was revived again, and he suppressed that bit of displeasure into the [-]th floor of hell, "What happened to the original owner? Didn't I use my body?"

【Uh... In order to protect your body, you are actually still lying in the system space.So... yes. ] Tuanzai No. 0323's answer made Xia Wen enter the thinking of "I feel like I'm so crazy". Could it be that he has experienced the so-called soul wear?He looks so tired.Just when Xia Wen was about to immerse himself in the world he created, the voice of Tuanzai 0323 exploded in his ears again.

[System task: Arrive at the company within 5 minutes. System penalty: 3-day ban]

"Wait! What happened? By the way, where is the company?"

[It is the task of the Lord God.Hurry up, go take subway line 2...]

Xia Wen galloped under the flustered guidance of Tuanzai No. 0323.If you can see him, then you will only see a figure passing by in front of your eyes, and by the way, you can hear the resentful "What the hell is this!"

In the end, Xia Wen took two wrong roads, got on the wrong bus once, and went over the road, and safely arrived at the company building where the original owner was located. It took 46 minutes and the mission failed completely.Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.

[Forbidden words 3 three days to open]

Xia Wen: ...do you want people to have fun?What about experiencing life?I want to go home! !

[Well... it's only been silenced for three days.With my group number 0323, I guarantee that you will learn about all the life of the original host in detail within three days] [Speaking of the host, do you still remember our system name?Oh yes, just answer in your mind. ] "Well, of course." Xia Wen pressed the elevator and walked in, relying on the message from No. 0323 to press the floor he belongs to now, he answered it as a matter of course, after all, this annoying system has been angry at his side Brush the sense of presence, "Tuanzai No. 0323."

Who knew that the white dumpling shook several times, and then responded with its mechanically processed voice [No, I'm talking about the total system name, just like the name of the game. 】This made Xia Wen in trouble. He always thought that he had a good memory, and he had no memory of reporting the "game title" at all. After trying to recall it several times, he asked, "Are you sure you reported it? "

Tuanzai 0323 confirmed that it had reported the system name, and this was the first sentence it said to the host!But since the host doesn't remember, then it will report again! "My mother taught me since I was a child that a system that cannot report the name of the general system is not a good system!"

[Then I'll report to another side!Welcome to the Bending Male Lead System. 】

"Ah, um." Xia Wen recalled it again, he seemed to have heard the name of this system in his memory, but he just forgot it, but wait, break it?

"I'm a straight man, how can you let me be a straight man to bend another straight man?"

[Cough... I just accidentally drew you.Well... Anyway, you just need to complete the task and go home, so why bother? 】I'm not telling you that you are the closest straight man to gay.

"Hey!" Xia Wen seemed to want to say something else.

[System task: After meeting the hero, ask him "Do you need a life assistant?" System punishment: Go to hell! ! 】Xia Wen: ...woc what kind of mission?

[Ah... just now was the main god system... host, I didn't mean to QAQ and the male lead is named Ji An, and he's standing outside the elevator right now. 】……

[Okay host, for your life, for your future happy life.Turn on your speak for now. 1, 2, 3... Call! 】"First, sir, do you need a life assistant?"

Ji An's life assistant resigned today, which made him very upset.Of course, he had submitted the application a month ago and he had approved it, so it wasn't this that upset him, but what she said before she left. "You're fucking indifferent! I won't serve you anymore!"

Ji An: Shit, where is X being indifferent, I am not interested in women, what's wrong with you!Wait, what's wrong?

Ji An silently looked at the man in front of him. He didn't know how the man in front of him knew that his life assistant had just left. After all, no one except the other assistants around him knew.It can't be an undercover agent sent by an enemy, right?Ji An glanced at the man again and then silently retracted his gaze. His skin was very fair, and he looked like someone who didn't go out to exercise very much, and he wouldn't threaten him at all. "It must be a coincidence, right?"

"That, that, I'm just asking casually. I, I'm going to work first!" Xia Wen saw that the male lead didn't respond, and it was wrong. He showed a disgusted expression, thinking that this kind of hook-up method didn't seem to be the male lead's taste. , that must be disagreement.

【Host... hello low】

Xia Wen: Is it me who is low or your way of hooking up is low

【Forbidden words open】

Ji Jing quietly stared at Xia Wen's leaving figure for a long time until it disappeared around the corner.So this person is from his own company? "Department, name. Check." Ji An ordered to the assistant behind him, his voice was as cold as if Xia Wen had offended him, the assistant trembled in fright, and his goosebumps seemed to be dead again.

"Yes"

Assistant: Mr. Boss is noble, glamorous and brutal.Ministers and concubines can't bear it QAQ In the afternoon, Xia Wen, who was dissatisfied because he could only communicate with his colleagues in body language and text during the silence process, received a call from the company's switchboard. "Mr. Xia Wen, congratulations on your promotion to Mr. Ji's life assistant. Please report directly to Mr. Ji's office tomorrow." The original owner's name is also Xia Wen...

Xia Wen: ...Then the low way of hooking up is actually effective?

Tuanzai No. 0323: My year-end bonus is expected!Xia Wen hosts Sai Gao! !

In fact, the general life assistant of the season is also good?In the past three days, Ji always treated Xia Wen kindly?Xia Wenfei has become a phoenix on a branch, and now he has forgotten the colleagues who have shared with him?Xia Wen, as the life assistant of Mr. Ji, eats and drinks delicacies every day?

Of course, the above paragraphs are not true, but they have become facts in people's eyes. After all, Xia Wen really hasn't paid attention to the colleagues who have shared hardships with "him" these days, and Mr. Ji has not denied it.But in fact, Xia Wen was extremely busy taking care of the old man, and Ji An was busy planning the case. They didn't pay attention to these things, which made the rumors spread so smoothly.

If Xia Wen heard these words, he would definitely yell at the person who spread them: "Fuck your sister's kindness! Come and try it! Do you understand the feeling of being always watched by a deep well ice!" However, He did not hear.

[Host, remember, the hero only needs to add a spoonful of sugar when drinking coffee, no milk, and cinnamon... Wait, cocoa powder is also not allowed!stop stop stop! 】"Can you fucking not be annoying? Shut up!" Xia Wen said viciously in his heart, but on the surface he still kept his signature smile when he turned on the □□ mode, making coffee "expertly".He has been doing this ever since he knew that the deep well ice man would "stare" at him from afar.

Ji An saw his new life assistant making coffee in a decent way from a distance, and he couldn't help but feel a little happy. Look, the male life assistant is not bad, let alone a good-looking man.Xia Wen looks handsome, but he is different from women, which makes Ji An feel very comfortable.

Ji An looked at the current time, and it was already past the end of get off work, so he calculated how long it would take him to finish writing this plan. "Hey, I still have to work overtime." Ji An sighed, and beckoned Xia Wen to come over, with helplessness in his eyes: "I still have to work overtime, why don't you get off work first."

"Finally I can go back!" Xia Wen shouted in surprise in his heart, his brows and eyes revealed that he was in a very happy mood now, he bowed deeply, and responded with a grateful tone: "Thank you..."

[System task: Say to the hero: "I'll work overtime with you!" System punishment: The entire task fails, and you will spend your whole life in the system world. 】【...That is still a task sent by the main god system. 】

"Thank you... Thank you Lord Ron. I, I will work overtime with you!" Xia Wen gritted his teeth in answer, and he silently scolded the main god system in his heart, it's so fucking cheating!

[House, host, you can't speak ill of the main god system, if you hear it, you will die miserably...] [System penalty: The male lead's demand will increase by 20% Countdown: 4 days]

Xia Wen: Situanzi... When did you turn on the crow's mouth function? [Gritting teeth] The author has something to say:

Tuanzi: The main god always likes to release tasks directly... I feel like I will always be misunderstood by the host, so sad (circle)

Lord God: Hurry up and go to work for me!hurry up!

Continue to be cute =￣ω￣=

Although I don't think there is anything cute to sell~

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