Takei Ayanokoji's Tool Man Guide

Four years ago, Osamu Dazai received a text message.

At that time, he was still a cadre of the gangsters. When he went to Lupin Bar for a drink in his spare time, he would meet Sakunosuke Oda and Ango Sakaguchi after get off work.

"Protect Odasaku's five children."

Osamu Dazai couldn't find out who sent this text message, but not many people knew the name "Oda Saku".It does him no harm whether he believes it or not.

……

He knew it was a dream, but Osamu Dazai still couldn't get out of this memory dream, until the sound of the pot lid being pushed open by boiling water bubbles suddenly sounded outside the room.

When he woke up, Osamu Dazai checked his phone - "6:03", there is only one person who will wake up at this time.

Osamu Dazai couldn't fall asleep either, so when he came out of bed, he saw Ayanokōji cooking miso soup in the public kitchen.It was not yet bright outside, so the incandescent lamp in the kitchen was on, and there was an inexplicable illusion that day and night were reversed.

He clearly heard someone coming out of the room, but Ayanokouji didn't look up, as if he didn't want to pay attention.So Osamu Dazai took the initiative to walk up to him: "What are you doing?"

Ayanokōji said concisely: "Poison."

Osamu Dazai couldn't help being happy when he heard that Ayanokōji was perfunctory, and deliberately teased: "Isn't that my favorite? It seems that I have to drink a bowl, so as not to waste your care for me. "

"..."

Osamu Dazai saw Ayanokoji choke smoothly, and his mood brightened a lot, sweeping away the boredom in his heart from the dream.It's funny, if you get anxious, this kid won't be fun.

"What else do you bake in the oven?"

The oven and stove are integrated.Osamu Dazai squatted down to look at the oven in operation. Inside were slices of eggplant sliced ​​into fan shapes, about half a finger thick in thickness, smelling the aroma of charcoal grilling.

Can the oven still produce the taste of charcoal grilling?

Osamu Dazai felt a little strange, and found that there was a layer of cherry wood on the baking tray under the eggplant.This shocked Osamu Dazai, this is not something that is usually used in home cooking.

Is this person so particular about cooking?

"Give way."

Osamu Dazai listened to the voice and stepped out of the way.

Ayanokōji then took the baking tray out of the oven and put the eggplant into the boiling miso soup: "It's almost ready to drink, if you want to drink it while it's hot, go wash up."

"Seriously?" Osamu Dazai knew that he was joking when he said he wanted to drink just now.

Ayanokoji's complexion is not good

Changed to say: "Yeah."

"To tell you the truth, I have an inexplicable feeling of scalp numbness."

Osamu Dazai felt a little scary at being suddenly gentle and caring, probably because the temperature was still relatively low in the morning, and Osamu Dazai felt the goose bumps on his arms while holding his arms.

"Anyway, I said you must not touch it, and you will definitely drink it." After turning down the fire, Ling Xiaolu said, "I might as well tell you to drink it according to the trend, and you might not dare to drink it."

"...you are so considerate."

The corner of Dazai's mouth twitched slightly.

Ling Xiaolu accepted the order without changing his face, and said, "I know."

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth, and finally realized that he was too lazy to talk, so he went back to his room to wash and change his clothes.When he walked out of the room, Edogawa Ranpo rested with his face on the stove table in the living room with his eyes closed, waiting for his meal.

"Mr. Ranpo, it's too early for you."

"It's so fragrant, there's nothing I can do about it. If you don't get up, Ayanokouji will give it to someone else."

Edogawa Ranpo slept soundly, but the charcoal-grilled eggplant from the kitchen was so fragrant that it woke him up from his sleep.When he came out, Ayanokōji was planning to pack pots and distribute them to neighbors.

"I want to eat, too!"

After shouting, Edogawa was forced to get up at six o'clock.Fortunately, there is a warm stove table to accompany him.After Edogawa planned to finish eating, he continued to sleep at the stove table.

"You can eat."

Sanuki udon was put in the miso soup brought by Ayanokoji.Edogawa sat up from the table when he heard the meal was served, and there was still a red mark on his face pressing the table.

"Have a meal!"

Osamu Dazai also sat in the stove table, and when Ayanokōji put the bowl of ramen in front of him and Edogawa, he felt that the scene in front of him was not real.

too peaceful...

"I was going to make eggplant miso soup, but it turned out that more people wanted to eat it than I thought..."

Eh, is it?

Osamu Dazai thinks it sounds so fake?

It's not intentional to get such a fragrant thing this early in the morning, and the amount is so much?

"So, I changed it to udon. You guys try the taste first."

Edogawa started eating without saying a word.

Osamu Dazai looked at Ayanokōji as if he was waiting for an evaluation and didn't move. He just looked at them and thought to himself that he is still a 19-year-old boy after all, so it is inevitable that he will care about other people's thoughts when he cooks so hard.So Osamu Dazai took a sip of the soup first.

The soup with charcoal-grilled eggplant is full of flavor, no less than the soup made by regular restaurants outside.

Osamu Dazai is in the head

When he was thinking about how to squeeze Ayanokouji in the words, Ayanokouji who saw Osamu Dazai took a sip spoke.

"Because I have already cooked, I will ask you to do the washing up. This recipe takes a lot of time. I probably used three pots and two baking trays. The cherry blossom wood in the baking tray can still be used. You guys It can also be packed in a fresh-keeping bag. The chopping boards and kitchen knives have not been washed, and they are all piled up in the sink.”

It turns out that the trap is waiting for people here!

The intentional use of so many pots is to toss people, right?

Just after Ayanokoji finished speaking, the two looked towards the stove at the same time, where there was a pile of kitchen utensils and tableware waiting to be washed as high as a hill.

It's just a breakfast, why would you use so many things?

Ling Xiaolu said: "I saw that you all drank, don't you feel that you just eat and don't need to do anything?"

"........."

Ayanokoji was waiting for this moment, right?

But just ignore it.

Osamu Dazai understood very well.

However, at this time, Edogawa raised his head and said, "But I don't know how to wash dishes."

Trying to use the reason of "no" is the prelude to agreeing to wash, Mr. Ranpo...

Sure enough, the words fell.Ayanokōji said: "Mr. Dazai can teach you. If Mr. Dazai doesn't know how to do it, then you can also check how to wash it online? I believe that Mr. Edogawa is so smart that he can definitely find a reasonable way to solve this matter. "

"..."

Edogawa Ranpo, whose back road was blocked by Ayanokoji, suddenly fell silent.Ranpo-sama who can't find a way is an unintelligent Ranpo-sama.

"So, Mr. Edogawa, it shouldn't be impossible, right?"

Osamu Dazai looked at Edogawa Ranpo and jumped into Ayanokoji's pit just like that, and Edogawa Ranpo would definitely throw the problem on himself next time.

Just as Osamu Dazai expected, Edogawa turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, and said, "I really don't know how to wash dishes." This sentence can't be said to be wronged, nor can it be said to be righteous, but Osamu Dazai doesn't know how to refuse .

In the past two years, Dazai Osamu has never seen Edogawa being rejected by anyone, and the troubles are not on his own, so Dazai Osamu has never rejected Edogawa Ranpo.

"..."

But if you agree, your future life will become "Ayanokōji manipulates Edogawa Ranpo, and then manipulates himself." Dazai Osamu predicted what happened next, and said: "If this is the case, let's take advantage of the trend to set the cohabitation rules Bar."

"

I have already drawn up this. "Ayanokōji took two booklets at least fifty pages thick and handed them to Edogawa and Dazai Osamu from one side, and said, "Considering all aspects, the terms and regulations will be more complicated, but the content is very comprehensive.You can take your time, if there is a problem, we will discuss it together, it will be more efficient to do things this way. "

What efficiency?

Most people would find it troublesome to bring this book, so just agree?

"If you all have no questions, the bottom of the last page says 'I have read and agree to the Cohabitation Agreement', tick it, sign and date it. "

Osamu Dazai pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "Have you heard this sentence? The biggest lie in this world is "I have read and agreed to the user agreement." "

"Are you trying to say, are you going to lie to me? Just tick and sign to agree?" Ling Xiaolu said without changing his face, "It's okay, I don't mind."

"..."

Edogawa Ranpo didn't read the cohabitation agreement at all, knowing that he shouldn't have to wash the dishes, he just cared about eating.

It won't taste good when it's cold.

In short, this was the first day of cohabitation, and Osamu Dazai probably knew that Ayanokouji had already made full preparations during the week of leave.

When I returned to the detective agency, about the "mobile phone incident" that Ayanokoji wanted to investigate, they talked about the "mobile phone password" last night, but Ayanokoji got stuck when he asked about the previous password, saying that the next day I'll talk about it when I meet the detective agency.

Osamu Dazai couldn't believe that Ayanokouji had forgotten.

In the office, Ling Xiaolu asked back: "How do you know that the mobile phone password has been changed?"

Osamu Dazai took out Fuyuki City's cell phone before, dug out the picture inside and said: "According to my guess, the text in the picture should be a reminder, and there should be a mystery in a cell phone, the most obvious one should be to set the password to lock the cell phone , isn't it?"

"If you're a city, take a step back.

If you are not a city, please take a step forward. "

"This is playing with words. Since numbers can be used to play with words, it is either homophonic or letters are used.

If it is homophonic, it has nothing to do with the two sentences of "reminder", but if it is a letter, you can indeed find the corresponding letter with different numbers.Moreover, it is also very common to use letters instead of numbers for output.Because there is no letter that can correspond to "0", it is more likely that two digits represent a letter. For example, "04" corresponds to "d", but for "29", whether it is subtracted backward

One, or add one forward, are beyond the scope of 26 letters.

That's why I think the number "0429" should be wrong. "

Dazai swept away the depression suppressed by Ayanokouji in the morning, and continued: "Of course, because I heard that this phone passed your hands, so I naturally think that you must have changed the number."

"So you deduced that. According to what you said, the corresponding letters should be "R", "T", "E" and "G". "

Osamu Dazai converted very quickly, almost blurting out: "So the password is "1906"..."

Ayanokōji responded with an understatement, "Yes".

"But it could also be '0619'. "

"..."

Dazai Osamu stared at Ayanokouji's face and said slowly: "If you said "0619" directly, I might not think too much, but when you say "1906", I can't help but think... are you Deliberately avoiding this group of numbers?

So Ayanokōji-kun, did you deliberately avoid it because you knew what these numbers meant? "

"........."

"Don't be in a hurry to answer, I'll call Mr. Ranpo first, come here." Osamu Dazai said with a smile on his face, "Because I'm not good at reasoning after all, there is Mr. Ranpo who can see through all lies and can always help us It's quicker to resolve the incident, right?"

"The password is "0619". "Ayanokōji corrected his answer.

Seeing Ayanokōji's confession, Osamu Dazai felt even better, so he continued to ask: "When you see this set of numbers, why do you avoid it? Think about it, you didn't make it, why should you care? It's still this set of numbers. Do numbers have any symbolic meaning to you?"

"........."

"Then stop asking you such boring things."

Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers.

"So this leads me to another thing, why you chose '0429' as the password to change.I wonder if you know, this set of numbers is the same as the "birthday" of someone I know? "

"So you know that "0619" refers to your birthday? "

Hearing that Ayanokoji was jumping up the topic, Osamu Dazai raised his hand to stop Ayanokouji from talking, and said, "Don't be so flustered and just say it, we are now discussing the matter of "Chu, Hara, Chu, Ye".Since you know me, you should know him too, right?

Ayanokōji, do you like him?The online dating partner you mentioned is not him, is it? "

Feeling that Dazai Osamu, who has caught Ayanokouji's big handle, is super excited now.

He really didn't think of that little black dwarf

There is another side.

Next time you meet, you can play tricks on him.

The smile on his face grew bigger and bigger, full of bad humor.However, in the next second, Ayanokouji's words stopped his brain from functioning.

Ayanokouji said, "It's you."

"What is it me??"

"Relate to what you said just now, think for yourself."

"... Let's get back to the topic." Osamu Dazai, who had been silent for a long time, finally put away his joking face and said expressionlessly, "Stop disgusting each other."

"You should have done this long ago."

"Tsk."

Ayanokouji is really ridiculous.