Takei Ayanokoji's Tool Man Guide

Osamu Dazai felt that among the many people he had met so far, the most troublesome person should be Kiyotaka Ayanokouji who was currently staying in the same office.It feels like it takes a lot of effort to peel off the skin on his body. After peeling off one layer, there are still several layers waiting underneath him.

Layer after layer.

The skin on Ayanokōji's body is probably like folding a newspaper. It is not a simple form of one plus one plus one plus one, but one becomes two, two becomes four, four becomes eight, and eight becomes sixteen.

No, it should be the dough of a croissant bread that can be folded once to get three layers of puff pastry, and folded twice to get 9 layers of puff pastry.

All in all, instinct told Osamu Dazai that this person, Ayanokouji, had a very deep conspiracy hidden.Perhaps in fact, no matter how deep the scheme is, Osamu Dazai doesn't care.There are many intelligent and talented people in this world, but there is one more around.

But the problem is that when Ayanokōji's needle pointed directly at him, Dazai Osamu couldn't be as open-minded as Edogawa Ranpo.

Edogawa Ranpo doesn't care what Ayanokouji wants to do, he thinks that if Ayanokouji stays, it means that Ayanokouji stays in Buteisha, the goal is simple and clear, there is no reason, and he does what he wants.

As soon as Nobuko Sasaki shot and killed Ayanokōji in the Port Shopping Center, Osamu Dazai felt that it was premeditated.This was also promoted by Ayanokouji.However, Ayanokōji is in the position of the victim, and if he has no way to produce evidence to prove his problem, then Dazai Osamu is standing in the position of the villain himself.

In addition, when Osamu Dazai originally wanted to continue investigating the issue of Nobuko Sasaki's guns, he found a funny thing - Nobuko Sasaki's guns came from an arms website under the name "Osamu Dazai".This has to be investigated carefully, but it seems to be a fire.

At that time, Edogawa saw Osamu Dazai searching for the background of the website, leaned over the bookshelf on the table and said, "Dazai-kun, I suggest not to check it, it doesn't make any sense."

"It looks like this. Someone has already made sufficient preparations." Osamu Dazai couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, "Tell me, does this person hate me too much?"

Edogawa Ranpo's head is like a swaying Newton's pendulum, he taps to the left, then to the right, his eyes are squinting, and he doesn't know whether he is thinking or letting himself go.After quite a long time, Osamu Dazai finally saw Edogawa stand up straight, tore a note on the table next to him, and wrote

I wrote a few words and folded it twice. The folding method was very rough, and the corners were not aligned at all.

"I found something recently, but I think I can't say it." Edogawa stuffed the paper into Dazai Osamu's hand and said, "Here's this for you, if even Dazai starts to find it too troublesome and a little tired If so, you can take a look."

"When you encounter a critical moment, do you mean to open it and take a look?"

"You can say that." Edogawa nodded.

"Why can't you say it?" Osamu Dazai flipped the note over and said, "Is there any problem?"

Edogawa made an "X" with his fingers and said, "You can't ask me about this."

"Then ask Ling Xiaolu, force him to speak, why are you targeting me? Is this interesting? Is that so?"

"No, I have to ask Dazai about this."

"..."

Edogawa's calm and clear words made Osamu Dazai inexplicably feel his heart sinking, and he didn't understand to what extent Edogawa Ranpo saw it.So Osamu Dazai asked again: "Mr. Ranpo, are you and I enemies?"

"Master Ranpo has no enemies." Edogawa counted his fingers confidently, and said, "Yes, there are only the president, the detective agency, candy, and people I like."

"I seem to understand." Dazai Osamu had this feeling - this kind of sudden enlightenment.

Edogawa Ranpo smiled and did not speak.

The Sasaki Nobuko incident was over, followed by Ayanokoji Kiyotaka asking for a week off.This week, Osamu Dazai was sorting out his thoughts on how to deal with Ayanokoji's problem.

Ayanokouji couldn't catch him like a loach.

Osamu Dazai can't dispose of him at will. If he still wants to stay in the detective agency, the solution that Osamu Dazai can think of will be "whether the war can be turned into friendship." Maybe he and Ayanokoji can try to get along peacefully.

When the investigation found that Ayanokoji bought flowers to go to the seaside cemetery, Osamu Dazai felt that maybe this was an opportunity to communicate with each other. If he grasped it well, he might be able to find the right way to get along with Ayanokoji.

However, Osamu Dazai saw it there, and Ayanokōji was paying homage to his former friend "Oda Sakunosuke".The appearance of the boy worshiping Oda Sakunosuke was so strange, Dazai Osamu stood at the bottom of the steps and met Ayanokōji's eyes without hiding his tracks, as if he wanted to see clearly what happened.

There is nothing in each other's eyes, and the eyes are glued.

Osamu Dazai stood in front of Sakunosuke Oda's grave for a long time, his head was empty, he felt that he had hunted down

Some things, but I feel that these are like smoke, just grabbing in my hand, and it becomes "empty".

"It would be nice if someone came to tell him the answer."

Osamu Dazai would suddenly think of this sentence.

"But what answer does he want?"

Osamu Dazai felt an incomprehensible discomfort, as if he had fallen into an inescapable dream.

>>>>>

It is 09:30 in the evening.

The location is inside the chief's office.

Osamu Dazai asked Ayanokōji, "So here comes the question, do you want to go back?"

Dazai Osamu had already told Ayanokouji before.Even if he was afraid of being involved in the detective agency because of his own affairs, but the detective agency has long been targeted by Hong Kong gangsters because of the villain, so does Ling Xiaolu still worry about this kind of thing?Ayanokouji has nothing to worry about.

Perhaps at that moment, Ayanokōji might be afraid that when he returned to the apartment, Kotomine Kirei would stare at him, causing Edogawa Ranpo to be implicated as well.However, now that there is a buffer of time, there is no need for Ayanokōji to worry too much. If he returns to the detective agency now, he can strengthen his defense.

Besides, Dazai didn't think that Ayanokōji really couldn't deal with Kotomine Kirei.In the final analysis, this Ayanokoji is pretending.So, what is his purpose in sneaking into the Hong Kong black dungeon?

Osamu Dazai would think about this kind of question.

"Then do you want to go back?" Ayanokōji directly threw the question back to Osamu Dazai.

That's why Osamu Dazai hates that Ayanokōji is never dull where he should be dull, and what should be smart makes people want to cheer him up.

"Is there anything you want to accomplish here?" Osamu Dazai made a natural and stable gesture.

"So is there anything you want to accomplish here?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head with a smile, "I don't have any."

"Then I don't have any."

"Since this is the case, let's go back."

"Let's go back."

As soon as the words fell, the two of them still sat in their original chairs without moving, like hunting animals who were alert to each other's movements, and would never act rashly.In this stiff atmosphere, the two of them lasted for a few seconds.

Finally, Dazai Osamu spoke.

"Mr. Ayanokōji, I defected from Hong Kong gangsters four years ago. Hong Kong gangsters will not easily forgive traitors. Now that my traces have been discovered by members of Hong Kong gangsters, who do you think will die first between the two of us?" ?”

Ayanokōji said without thinking, "I think it should be you."

After saying this, Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing.

"Forget it, let's go back."

Osamu Dazai's answer this time was serious.He stood up, but he didn't finish the red wine, and there were still traces of the wine on the wall of the glass.The cheese was just opened and thrown aside.

Ayanokōji didn't object either, but followed in his footsteps.Just before leaving, Ayanokōji asked, "Do you want to turn off the air conditioner?"

Osamu Dazai felt that Ayanokōji should be the kind of person who would rinse the faucet with water before washing his hands, so it ended naturally.But throw things all over the place.

Because the heat in the office rose, Osamu Dazai threw his coat in the office and left without hesitation.

"It was a rewarding night."

In the elevator, Osamu Dazai seems to have completely forgotten about their probing conversations in the dungeon and the office.

"Before going back, ask Mr. Ranpo if he wants some supper or something?"

Ling Xiaolu suddenly had a sense of reality of cohabitation, blinked his eyes and said: "They have taken away the mobile phones, can you find a phone booth on the street?"

"It's not so easy to see phone booths everywhere now, let's forget it." Osamu Dazai took out two mobile phones from his pocket, handed them to Ayanokōji and said, "I found it when I went to the guard room just now, so I took it here gone."

When handing over the mobile phone, Dazai Osamu said again: "Why is your mobile phone an old model?"

"The old style is cheaper." Ayanokōji said, "Why are you also old?"

When he said that, he looked at Osamu Dazai’s cell phone, which was also an old model four years ago. Dazai Osamu said, “There are important text messages in it, and the records of my chat with my friend Oda are also in it. So there is no need to change it.” .”

"..."

"Why do you have an unbelievable expression of "it doesn't matter if you tell me"? Osamu Dazai tilted his head and smiled, "Do you think I'm hurting you?" "

Although Ayanokōji reacted quickly, it was very torturous to fall into dull silence from time to time.Osamu Dazai and Ayanokōji stood under the orange street lights. The ground was paved with red bricks, but now it was one degree deeper.

"By the way, I've been thinking about one thing." Ayanokōji changed the subject and said, "When Edogawa and Tanizaki left Fuyuki City, I commissioned the "investigation of mobile phones", but it seems that after returning, everyone Forgot about this. "

"That case was taken by me."

When Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he could feel the cold wind around him drop by one degree, probably because he didn't wear a coat.But he shrugged nonchalantly.

"The most recent

I've been wrapping up the matter of "Azure Messenger", so I haven't had a chance to investigate.What, are you in a hurry? "

"I'm not in a hurry." Ayanokōji's expression made it impossible to see through.

"That's good."

Osamu Dazai decided to imitate Edogawa's attitude and finish the job without making speculations.Seeing a roadside stall selling oden on the side of the road, Osamu Dazai pointed directly at the stall and said, "Why don't you ask, let's buy oden and go home. Running around, it's freezing to death."

Before Ayanokouji could respond, Osamu Dazai changed the subject again: "Speaking of which, Ayanokouji, are you a junior? Seeing your senior suffer from the cold, have you ever thought about giving something?"

"In the face of the cold, everyone is equal." Ayanokouji said that he would not give in.

"Then do you want me to investigate the "cell phone" thing earlier? Osamu Dazai tried to use this incident to induce Ayanokōji to donate his coat voluntarily. "Generally speaking, whoever accepts the case in the Armed Forces Club rarely interferes except for the person himself saying no." "

"...Mr. Dazai, you are actually a rascal, right?"

"Ayanokōji-kun, you are so serious when you scold people." Osamu Dazai smiled, "So, do you want to give it?"

Ayanokōji was thinking about whether he should maintain the character design of "Take Help from Buteisha", or ignore Dazai Osamu.Staring at Dazai Osamu's outstretched hand for most of the time, Ayanokōji said, "I told me not to give it in my heart, but my reason told me I had to give it."

"Then listen to your reason."

After saying this, Ayanokouji really took off his coat, and Osamu Dazai suddenly felt better.

"You are really a good boy."

Ayanokouji looked away, not wanting to pay attention.

"So, when did you start looking?"

"Now you can."

"........."

Ayanokōji's eyes were full of distrust, seeing Osamu Dazai answering "I can do it now", he happily went to the roadside stall by himself, and ordered a few skewers to warm up.

Osamu Dazai looked at Ayanokōji with his arms folded, and said with a smile: "Okay, since you are so active, I'll ask you a simple question first."

On Ling Xiaolu's face, he was slightly stunned: "Yeah."

"Has the password of the mobile phone you sent over been changed? The number is not right."

"..."

The author has something to say: I should write from the perspective of Osamu Dazai for a day or two to solve the mobile phone incident.