[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Diarmuid and Zeyuanchu finally struggled in the water for about a minute before being brought ashore by Kappa and Carp Spirit.And the reason why the two of them didn't come up by themselves is... Diarmuid was entangled in water plants, and Ze Yuanchu happened to have leg cramps.

"This incident tells us a very profound truth," Sakata Gintoki said seriously, with a serious face, pointing to the void, "before entering the water, we must make sufficient preparations, otherwise we will suffer from cramping and drowning It happened. So readers, you must pay attention to this issue.”

"Of course, this kind of situation is not suitable for lucky E, so people with lucky E attributes are best not to go near the water." After finishing speaking, Sakata Ginshi was silent for a few seconds and shook his shoulders, and couldn't hold back his laughter. "...Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Diarmuid and Ze Yuanchu: "...=Dish=!!"

"Cough," Yeto coughed lightly, and said seriously, "Yinshi, don't poke their wounds anymore, poof..."

Sakata Gintoki poked Yato's arm with his elbow with a smirk on his face: "Did you puff just now? Yin, I definitely didn't get it wrong, did you puff?"

The corners of Ze Yuanchu's mouth twitched, and he turned around tiredly: "I'll go change clothes first, you guys continue."

"I gave up on myself," Sakata Yinshi blinked, then turned to look at Diarmuid, "Unlucky gun brother, why don't you go and dry yourself?"

Diarmuid glanced at the wet hair, walked up to Sakata Gintoki and shook it, and then disappeared as a spirit body.

Sakata Gintoki raised his hand to wipe the splashed water on his face, and stared blankly at Yato with a pair of dead fish eyes: "...I have the illusion that I was thrown mud all over by a big dog."

The corners of Ye Dou's mouth twitched: "...so why do you always complain about Diarmuid? His heart is actually quite slender, treat him a little kindly, hey!"

Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils, and seriously nonsense: "Ah Yin, I am really friendly already, look at my sincere eyes!"

Looking at the dead fish eyes of Sakata Gintoki for a few seconds, Yato shifted his gaze and said with a sigh: "Gintoki, you'd better eat some pork liver and carrots, so that your eyes are brighter."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

"Oh, that's right," Zeyuan Chu, who had just walked into the house, turned back again, and said to Sakata Gintoki, "Sakata, you also come in and change your clothes, your clothes have been bought back, and the samurai uniform is active It's convenient, so I bought this, no problem?"

"No problem, as long as I don't let Ah Yin pay for it." Sakata Yinshi walked over unsteadily, took the other party's clothes and walked into the room naturally, "Speaking of which, I prepared that bathtub for Ah Yin What? You are so kind, young man, hahahahaha."

Ze Yuanchu: "..."

This guy doesn't treat himself as an outsider too much!And did he prepare that bathtub for himself?

Fifteen minutes later, Sakata Gintoki and the two put on new clothes and came out, and what they saw was Yato who had already played with a group of children.Noticing the appearance of the two, Yato waved his hand: "The cakes made by Guhuo are delicious =W=."

"It's really a joyous scene," Sakata Gintoki sighed, "I didn't expect Yato to have a good talent for raising children."

"That's natural. I can destroy spaceships and warships, down to flush toilets and install light bulbs!" Yato patted his chest complacently, "It's just taking care of the children. Naturally, I can't trouble the gods."

"En, that's amazing." Sakata Gintoki's voice was perfunctory without any ups and downs.

Yato: "...Don't think I didn't realize you were perfunctory, bastard."

"Oh, that's right!" At this time, Ze Yuan Chu tapped his palm, took out two sticks that looked like red apple candy, and handed them to Yato and Sakata Gintoki, "When everyone comes I have eaten it, these two are your share, it is good to eat it."

"Oh, thank you then."

After the two of them took it, they bit it directly, and then spit out the contents of their mouths in the next second.

"Bah, bah, bah! What is this, hey!" Sakata Yinshi looked down at the thing he had spit out, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "Wood? Ah Yin, if I'm not mistaken, this thing is a lump of wood, hey!"

Yetou covered his mouth with tears in his eyes, blood poured out the moment he took it off: "QAQ, I broke a tooth."

The onlookers squatted down and looked at the white dots exposed from what Yeto spat out before, and couldn't help sighing: "...Wow! I really lost a tooth!"

"Big man! I'll cure you and you'll be back!" Yingcao said as she took out her mace...cough, took out her dandelion and pointed it at Yato, and swung it with great interest.

"Ding!"

Yato looked down at the missing tooth, and looked at the little loli on the opposite side with a mouth full of blood.

Noticing this situation, Yingcao blinked, patted her head cutely, stuck out her tongue and said: "I forgot that I don't have a will-o-wisp in my hand, so I can only attack. Hehe XD, sorry, Yato elder brother."

Yato: "..._(:з)∠)_"

In the end, it was Zashiki Doji who stood up and offered the will-o'-the-wisps, allowing Yingcao to cure Yato.

Ze Yuanchu looked at the object bitten by Yato and Sakata Gintoki with a complicated face, and said suspiciously: "It shouldn't be, although Bodhidharma is made of wood on the outside, it is actually just a congealed mass of demonic energy. That's all. Logically speaking, you should be able to swallow it very easily if you take a bite."

"Could it be that the taste is not suitable?" Ze Yuan's face suddenly realized, and the next moment he turned out two pieces of paper shikigami from his sleeve, "It's normal for monsters to devour each other, why don't you eat these two shikigami?" gone?"

Yeto kept poking his recovered teeth with his hand, then ran to watch the dandelion glowing in Yingcao's hand, but did not pay attention to Ze Yuanchu.And Yinshi Sakata finished spitting out the stubble in his mouth, and after hearing Ze Yuanchu's words, he raised his head and saw two green monsters with unknown foreheads in the other party's hands, and suddenly the corner of his mouth twitched, and he said seriously: "Young man, Ye and I The situation in Dou is more complicated. In the future, you should give us what you can eat, oh, no, to be precise, what humans can eat! This kind of thing that looks almost natural, Ah Yin, I have no way to get it Mouth, I’m afraid I’ll ruin my stomach if I eat it!”

"Huh? It seems that you and Yetou's demonic energy can only be gained from the battle." Ze Yuan Chu squeezed his chin and thought for a while, then said happily, "I'm going to go to the demon tower to get some things and come back, you guys Let's go with the two, and get familiar with the environment by the way."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ze Yuanchu turned and left in high spirits to prepare.Sakata Gintoki was left staring at the unknown green monster with wide-eyed eyes.

This is what Yato, who just came back from studying the dandelion that was so bright in grass, saw.After a subtle silence for two seconds, he hesitated and said, "...Yinshi, is your taste really that strong?"

Sakata Gintoki: "Quickly delete the abnormal things in your mind! How can you fix it! Ah Yin, I'm a bastard when I'm normal!"