[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"I'm back……"

Ze Yuanchu, who pushed open the courtyard door, looked at the scene not far away and choked back the words behind him. He watched Sakata Gintoki sitting astride the demon fox, covering the opponent's mouth with one hand, and raising his fist high with the other, while Yedou The opponent's feet do not let the opponent struggle, and there is a Zashiki Wardou holding a will-o'-the-wisp standing behind him.

If one ignores the shattered mask not far from the demon fox, and the two obvious blue and black foreheads on the opponent's eye sockets, the whole scene is like a premeditated, organized multiplayer with strong compulsion [beep——] .

In the courtyard, Sakata Gintoki, who was raising his hand to continue beating the fox, stopped his hand in mid-air when he heard Ze Yuanchu's voice, and greeted him calmly with dead fish eyes: "Yo, boy, you're back. ah."

"En," Zeyuan nodded at the beginning, and finally found his voice.Seeing the tearful fox covering his mouth, the corners of his mouth twitched, "What are you doing...?"

"Ayin, we are teaching this guy the art of speaking, and the true meaning of life that if he says something wrong, he will be sacked by others when he goes out," Sakata Yinshi said nonsense without changing his face, and said solemnly, "also let him adapt in advance. Feel like being punched."

Ze Yuanchu walked into the yard and closed the door, and complained, "No matter how you look at it, it's all nonsense."

Yaohu: "...Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (let go of Xiaosheng)!!"

"Since you have figured it out, I'll tell you the truth," Sakata Gintoki silently increased his efforts to cover the fox's mouth, his expression instantly changed to a sad one, and he raised his hand very suitably. Pulling up his sleeve, he wiped the corners of his eyes where there were no tears, and groaned a few times, "Actually, Yin, I was molested by this guy. Originally, I was having a good chat with Yato-chan, but who knows, who Knowing that this guy sees Ah Yin and I look so beautiful in women's clothing, it's, it's... blah blah..."

Zashiki Warji looked at Sakata Gintoki's expression instantly without changing his expression, but was extremely surprised in his heart.

This ability to speak nonsense in a serious manner in an instant is really amazing!

Especially the unfinished words at the end and the acting of fake crying just now, as if the real fox did something.

"Don't cry, Yinshi, it's okay, I won't despise you." Yato sat down on the big tail of the demon fox, patted Sakata Yinshi who shrugged his shoulders and said comfortingly.

Tears welled up from the corners of Yaohu's eyes: "... oh (oh)! oh oh oh (Xiaosheng's tail)!"

Sakata Gintoki took advantage of the situation and buried his head in Yato's chest, and the hand covering Yaohu's mouth was still pressed firmly on it. The shaking of his shoulders became more severe, and there was an obvious trembling sound in his voice: "Yeah, Ye Doujiang, Ah Yin, I've already been... and I can't get married anymore."

Zashiki Waruji: ...These two guys cooperate really well.

Ze Yuanchu shook his head with a sigh of relief. After all, the other party had a history of molesting and abducting the carp spirit, so at this moment, Ze Yuanchu really believed in the acting skills of Sakata Gintoki and Yato, and turned to Yaohu and said, "Remember to Apologize to Sakata."

Yaohu: "..." Obviously he didn't do anything!He is the worst victim instead! ?

"Hey, it's okay," Yato stroked Sakata Gintoki's curly hair, "You don't need to marry in the first place."

Regarding Yato's debunking, Sakata Gintoki's body just stiffened for a moment, then he looked up at Yato and said, "That's right, Ah Yin, I said I want to marry you, so I don't need to marry anyone."

Yato: "...do you still remember this?"

"Of course I remember it very clearly. It's because of that one, Ah Yin, that I opened the door to a new world. This is your fault."

"No, I won't take this inexplicable blame, it was obviously you who kissed me, okay?"

"Ignore the past in the process, just look at the result."

"That..." Seeing that the conversation between the two of them was about to go off to some unknown place, Ze Yuanchu suddenly said, pointing to the fox who was sitting under Yato and the others, "Before you talk, you should lift your butt up." Well, Yaohu can see Yan Modian now."

Yato and Sakata Gintoki turned their heads in unison, looking at the demon fox who rolled his eyes, Sakata Gintoki silently took back his hand that was covering each other's mouth.

Looking up at the sky, he said forcefully: "Ah, the night gave me black eyes, but I use them to find the light~"

The corner of Ze Yuanchu's mouth twitched: "Before changing the subject, let's lift up our butt first."

3 minute later.

The demon fox who had already touched Yan Modian finally woke up. The first thing he did when he woke up was to run to the pool in the yard and look down at his own face reflected on the water.

"Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng, my handsome appearance!!"

Sakata Yinshi picked his ear after hearing the other party's miserable cry, and said in a calm voice, "Bie Fang, in fact, your current look is still the popular smoky makeup."

However, Yaohu didn't hear what Sakata Gintoki said, and was immersed in the melancholy atmosphere by himself.Ze Yuanchu got off the black line, opened the small package he brought back, took out a piece of clothing from it, walked over and handed it to the other party: "Don't be sad, come, I bought you new clothes. In the future, don't flirt with girls casually , not to mention that Sakata is still the same gender as you. Go to Yingcao to heal the wound on his face, and then go try new clothes."

"En qwq, thank you Master Zeyuan." Yaohu nodded movedly, and left happily holding the new clothes, forgetting the unhappiness before in an instant.

After seeing this scene, Sakata Gintoki turned his head to Zashiki Doji and said, "Is that guy a natural dumb fox?"

"To a certain extent, it is true," Zashiki Doji nodded seriously with a smile on his face, "he only becomes a little shrewd when molesting women. By the way, all the women in this yard are being molested However, only the carp essence was almost abducted, and then was shaved by my aunt and tied up outside the door for a night."

Yeto tapped his palm: "The legendary evil and charming carrot!"

"It's almost like that. When walking on the street, I did attract the attention of many women." Zashiki Warji nodded, "But other times, that guy only has two points of idiot and narcissism."

"Oh!"

At this moment, there was a muffled sound.Ye Dou and the others turned their heads, and what they saw was Ze Yuanchu lying face down on the ground.

Sakata Gintoki and Zashiki Warji looked at each other speechlessly as they stood up and fell to the ground within a few seconds, their faces being smashed again and again, the corners of their mouths twitched.

Yeto was silent for a while, and then suddenly said, "Isn't this naturally stupid?"

Ze Yuanchu raised his head to look at Yadou and the three of them with tears in his eyes, "...So, don't you guys have someone to help me qaq?"

In the end, Diarmuid, who is still the real Lucky e, stretched out his hand empathetically: "Mr. Sawahara, are you okay?"

Zeyuan stood up with Diarmuid's hand in his arms, and smiled awkwardly: "Thank you..."

Just as Diarmuid responded with a smile, the next moment he saw Ze Yuanchu was about to fall to the ground again, and immediately stretched out his hand to give him a hand.Then he didn't notice his feet, stepped on a stone and slipped, but relying on his own powerful agility, he didn't fall down.Then Ze Yuanchu stepped on the pebble that Diarmuid had stepped on just now, and grabbed Diarmuid's arm reflexively the moment he fell down.

"Whoa!"

Yetou looked at the two who fell into the pond together and was silent for a long time before raising his hand to cover his eyes with the corners of his mouth twitching.

This picture is so beautiful, he better not look at it.

At this time, Sakata Gintoki: "Hahahahahahaha o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓"