[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"Come... hiccup ~ continue to drink!" Sakata Gintoki stood up blushing and staggered, and slapped the table vigorously with his hand, "Ah Yin, I am... hiccup... the man who is called the king of wine by the song! "

"That's just such a coincidence," Ye Dou patted his chest, and said with a proud face, "I claim to be the God of Dionysus!"

"Sack of bridge beans! Why are you two starting to drink!" The corner of Lucy's mouth twitched, "We agreed to win the first place!"

"Hmph! Those scumbags don't need Ah Yin, let's take action," Sakata Yinshi raised his head and said proudly with his arms crossed, "Our little brother can take care of them!"

Yato nodded at the side, stretched out his hand and pointed to the back: "Diarmuid has drunk them all~"

Lucy: "Drunk a group of people alone? I didn't expect Diarmuid to be the guy who really hides!"

Diarmuid felt the gaze staring at him, put down the empty wine barrel in his hand and looked sideways, and said to Yato a little excitedly: "Master Yato, it's a good luck not to disgrace your life."

Yato grinned, gave a thumbs up and said, "Good job, Diarmuid!"

Diarmuid, who was standing in front of a crowd of lying 'corpses', scratched his head: "After all, because of the (Heroic Spirit's) physical problem, I won't get drunk no matter how much I drink! And I also like drinking very much."

"Drink as much as you like, the wine provided by the guild is free!" Yato winked his eyes, "It's only appropriate to drink enough at once!"

"That's right!" Sakata Gintoki agreed with Yedu's words with a serious face after hearing it, "There are free things, and the correct meaning of life is to stuff them in your stomach and never fit them!"

After hearing this, Lucy couldn't help but a row of black lines slid down her head: "I've never heard such a true meaning of life, and... you two are refugees from some remote place in the Astral Realm?"

However, the two didn't listen to Lucy's complaints, and Sakata Gintoki raised the wine glass in front of him and stretched it out to Yato: "So let's continue drinking!"

"It's fine for me to continue drinking, but Yinshi, you should stop," Yato said seriously, "You can't, if you drink any more, you'll pass."

"Snapped!"

Sakata Gintoki stepped on the table: "You bastard, don't you know that you can't say no to men!?"

"I'm just telling the truth," Yato sighed, "This is a rare concern from the gods! If you say you can't do it, you can't do it, so don't hold on."

Sakata Yinshi didn't care at all whether there was an underage girl like Lucy beside him, and he opened his mouth and said yellow accent: "Ayin, my little brother is doing well, and it's hard even if you don't need it! It's rooted and red. It’s the first product, but Ah Yin, I believe she must be □□thick and contains a lot of passion [beep——] liquid! If you still don’t believe it, Ah Yin, I’ll take it out now and let you see it with your own eyes. How can I repair it! Or It would be more clear for you to experience it yourself? Then, Ah Yin, I will sacrifice myself to let you experience it!"

Yato immediately looked over with contempt: "I think you prefer to let your brother sacrifice directly?"

Sakata Gintoki subconsciously covered his crotch, and looked at Yato with an expression of 'you are so ignorant': "What do you want to do to it? Let me tell you that if you destroy it, it will be equivalent to ruining your entire life What a blessing! You heartless man, almost 20 years have passed. At the beginning, you did things that were inferior to A Yin, who was still a gentleman, and you violated others again and again. He actually played up the idea of ​​the little guy in front of me, Ah Yin!!"

After listening to Sakata Gintoki's words, Lucy was stunned by the huge amount of information in it and stayed in place: "So you two have such a relationship."

After Yato listened to Sakata Gintoki's long series of words, several bright red crossroads jumped out of his head one after another. The scene that happened at the beginning appeared very clearly in his mind (for those who forgot, go to Chapter 4), and immediately He smiled kindly at Sakata Ginshi, then stretched out his hand and said softly, "Come on, Guangji."

Diarmuid, who was silently drinking while watching the excitement, turned into a ball of light and rushed towards Yato's hand.

Yato blinked, and slashed at Sakata Gintoki with the knife: "Come here, brat, I'll give you a buff."

"Are you fooling me when you think of Ah Yin!?" Sakata Yintoki held Toya Lake in his hand to block Yato's attack, jumped back and turned around and ran away, "At the beginning, I was intimate with Xiao Tiantian, and I got her body And now they are actually domestic violence with a knife! Hey, what is the law of heaven!"

Another vein appeared on Yedou's head, and he stabbed it again with a knife: "Little boy, let me tell you, you are not far from being beaten now!"

As the saying goes, wine is strong and courageous.After hearing Yato's words, Sakata Gintoki said fiercely: "Come on! If you don't want to get back the money I deposited with me!"

Hearing that Yato's body and expression froze, he put the knife in his hand on the table and appeared in front of Sakata Gintoki in an instant, grabbed his collar and shook vigorously: "Don't try to renege, you bastard! So many times accumulated There is a total of [-] yen! If you don’t return it to me, I will definitely haunt you for the rest of your life!!”

"Is this your attitude?" Sakata Gintoki rolled his eyes, "I don't know that the one who owes money in this society is the uncle! If you want to get the money back, you have to be respectful~"

Yato took a deep breath looking at Gintoki Sakata's beating, and endured it for the sake of money.When Sakata Gintoki saw that Yato didn't move, he put his hand on the opponent's head and rubbed it down for a long time to retaliate against the enemy who was bullied when he was a child: "Hahahahahahahaha! You can bite Ah Yin! It’s really 30 years... oh no, it’s 20 years in Hedong and 20 years in Hexi hahahahahahaha!"

Yato: "=Dish=!!"

Lucy: ... for some reason, she felt that these two people showed her face and ate dog food out of nowhere.

Diarmuid who was thrown on the table: Moses Moses, Yato-sama, do you still remember him who was thrown on the table qaq! ?Please change him back!

Yato didn't hear Diarmuid's inner cry at this moment. He was suppressing his urge to do something, but when he heard Sakata Gin, he continued to say "Call Dad" and punched him. He beat him up, knocked the opponent out and clapped his hands.

Tsk, this brat had a racial talent that could stir up other people's anger when he was a child, and it became more and more intense when he grew up, haha.Sure enough, I felt much more at ease after the beating!

"Congratulations on getting the qualification to accompany you to the S-level exam site, Lucy," Makarov said with a smile and continued, "The relationship between your two heroic spirits is really good."

Lucy turned her head to look at Yato, who was sitting on the body of Sakata Gintoki who was already lying dead, the corners of her mouth twitched, and her head was covered with black threads.

Sure enough, she still couldn't understand the unique way of getting along between the protoss.