[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

The camping that was originally planned two days later did not go ahead, because when Yato and Sakata Gintoki went to other towns to do tasks alone, Fairy Tail and the entire city of Magnolia suddenly disappeared from the same place.

When Yato and Sakata Gintoki finished the task and returned to the town, and there was nothing else there except a piece of sand, the two of them were in a state of bewilderment for a moment.

Yato, Sakata Gintoki:?Who will tell them what happened?They just went out to do a mission, why did they become like this when they came back?

The two stood silently in front of the empty sandy ground for a long time, Sakata Gintoki looked at the hole in the sky, and couldn't help complaining: "Ah Yin, did we miss the whole world? Suck it away? Empress Nuwa definitely couldn’t find any stones, so she used this to make do with it to mend the sky, hey!”

Yato looked up at the sky: "I don't feel the breath of a god, and we don't understand the things here, so we can't do anything now, we can only wait and see."

"Don't worry, don't worry, you can guess the result according to the routine plots of various movies, TV dramas, novels and comics. In the end, everyone will return safely and then d," Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils, sat cross-legged on the sand with his other hand Supporting his head, "Otherwise the screenwriter will receive a pile of blades from readers' love."

"Gintoki, your complaints ruin the atmosphere every minute," Yato said and sat cross-legged on the ground, "Well, anyway, let's stay here and wait and see, if you don't recover for a few days, Let’s go to the Magic Guild in another city and ask about it. After all, the people here saved us before, so we must do what we can.”

Yato and Sakata Gintoki waited in the town for two days, and just when they were about to give up waiting to go out to ask other guilds, Fairy Tail appeared in its original position again, and everything around it returned to its original appearance, as if it had been there before. It's all just an illusion.

"That's why you went to another world to upgrade your experience in fighting monsters." Gintoki Sakata concluded after hearing Naz and others talk about everything that Edras had experienced.

Lucy on the side thought for a while, and agreed with Sakata Gintoki's complaint: "According to what you said, it seems to be true."

"It's good to come back anyway," Yato finished with a serious face, patted Lucy on the shoulder and sighed, "Gintoki and I can finally stop sleeping in the sand."

The corners of Lucy's mouth twitched when she heard it, and she couldn't help complaining: "Your expression and the meaning of your words are completely different! Hey! And what you care about most is the place to sleep?"

"Don't underestimate sleep, Lucy," Sakata Gintoki raised his finger seriously, and said solemnly with dead fish eyes open, "Sleep poorly will lead to neurasthenia, bad temper and easy aging. For women It is a natural enemy."

Yato also nodded, and continued with Sakata Gintoki's words: "There is a famous saying that makes sense! ——As long as you don't sleep well, your IQ will definitely drop..."

Lucy directly interrupted Yato's words: "What kind of famous saying is this? Hey! Is there such a saying in the astral world?"

"No, I created this myself!" Yato shook his head, gave a thumbs up and grinned, "What the gods said is all the truth!"

Lucy: "..."

"I see! No wonder Lucy is getting more and more irritable recently," Natsu suddenly tapped his palm and nodded suddenly, "So it's because she didn't sleep well, but why didn't Lucy sleep well? What's on your mind?"

The veins in Lucy's head twitched when she heard Naz's words, she gritted her teeth and stared at him: "The reason why I can't sleep well is not because some people always appear in other people's beds suddenly in the middle of the night!"

Happy blinked aside, and tilted his head to look at Natsu: "Natsu, Lucy's eyes are so scary, did she have a cramp?"

"This may be caused by lack of sleep," Naz bent down and whispered to Happy. "We need to keep our voices down. If Lucy hears that her eyes are cramping, she will definitely be sad."

Hubby nodded seriously: "I see!"

"I heard it all! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻" Lucy lifted the table, and shouted after the two of them, "You two bastards, don't run!"

"Ah, what a youth!" Sakata Gintoki exclaimed while looking at this scene, and Yato nodded beside him.

Diarmuid standing silently behind Yato: ... No, no matter how you look at it, it was all caused by the two of you.

"To celebrate everyone's safety and Lisanna's return, we have a banquet today!" Standing on the railing on the second floor, Makarov said to the chaotic crowd below, "Drink to your heart's content! Let's compete again, No.1 can get a reward of 500 million j, and in a few days, he can accompany him to Sirius Island to take the S-level exam!"

Everyone paused in their slapstick movements, and turned their heads to look at Makarov with sparkling eyes: "President, are you serious?"

"Of course it's true!" Makarov stroked his beard, raised his hand with a smile, "Boys, let's drink!"

Everyone: "Oh!"

"Although I don't know what the S-level exam is, I still have to take it for money!" Yato rolled up his sleeves, stepped on the table and pinched his waist, laughing and released a group of taunts, "Stupid humans! I will show you today Take the power from the gods, let's fight!"

"Ayin, I am known as a man who never gets drunk!" Sakata Gintoki also followed Yato and put his foot on the table, "Let's fight, scumbags!"

Everyone looked at Yato and Gintoki, and turned their heads to stare at Lucy in unison.

"Eh? Bridge bean sack!? This has nothing to do with me! Really! Don't look at me!" Lucy stepped back with a row of black lines hanging on her head, her mouth twitching wildly, "I am Innocent! Don't let me, Tang Qiang, hey!"

"Lucy, if we win, we can help you pay next month's rent," Yato said, "I remember you said that next month's rent has not been paid yet."

Lucy's expression changed instantly, and she pointed at everyone with a serious face: "The champion must be ours!"

Everyone complained directly: "The changes are too fast!"

Lucy raised her head, and said very calmly: "For the sake of the rent, morals and other things can be put aside!"

Sakata Yinshi was deeply touched when he heard it, and patted Lucy on the shoulder and said, "Girl, you are definitely on the same path as Ah Yin!"

"That's right!" Yato nodded in agreement and patted Lucy on the other shoulder, "Money is the most important thing!"

"As expected of my protoss, the characters are so compatible!" Lucy held the hands of Sakata Gintoki and Yato with golden eyes, "Let us become the number one! By the way, we will get rid of it with black hands behind the scenes." How about some opponents?"

Yato and Sakata Gintoki: "Hey hey, I love you so much!"

Crowd: ...all of them heard it!Also, hurry up and put back your broken morals!