Did the anchor save the world today?

Teng Dong was sitting in front of the wooden table, playing with the chopsticks in his hand, he was observing the surrounding environment, and the people in the village were also watching him and Gu Qi.

After looking at it for a long time, Teng Dong couldn't define which era he was in. Some people here wore long gowns, some wore short coats, and there were also people who wore clothes of similar styles to them.

Looking down from the forest on the mountain, what you can see is only a corner of the mountain village. Only when you really enter the village can you feel that the village should actually be called a town, not a small town.

I don't know whether its name is a village or it was originally a village. People here say it is a small village.

It is likely that their definition of the village is different from their own, Teng Dong thought.

Duan Moning opened a small shop in the village, selling some snacks, and he had quite a few customers. After Teng Dong took his seat, many people entered Duan Moning's shop one after another.

Teng Dong glanced at the door, and Tuoba also stood there like a door god, secretly looking at the busy Duan Mourning, his eyes fell on Teng Dong and Gu Qi from time to time, and soon moved away with unwillingness and fear up.

Not long after, Duan Mo Ning brought up two bowls of noodles and placed them in front of Teng Dong and Gu Qi.

In the light brown soup is a large portion of thin white noodles, dotted with emerald green vegetables and brown-red meat. The color alone looks very appetizing.

Teng Dong couldn't wait to stir the noodles and took a big mouthful.

What is completely different from the appearance is that the texture of the noodles is very chewy and has a springy texture.

Teng Dong's eyes lit up, and he swallowed the noodles in his mouth: "I think, judging by the craftsmanship below, Tuoba Yi is still very discerning."

After Teng Dong finished his bowl, Gu Qi's bowl fell into his stomach as a matter of course.

Gu Chaoguan, who no longer needed to eat to maintain his body functions, looked at Teng Dong eating happily, and turned his gaze to Duan Moning, wondering if he could learn the following from him after helping him get rid of Tuoba Yi's harassment. craft.

After all, it would be more fulfilling to feed Teng Dong by himself.

Teng Dong, who was full and satisfied, dragged Gu Qi out for a walk in the street. This time, there was no bloodshed to hinder Teng Dong's dream of becoming a small fresh anchor. He could finally show the audience this The scenery and customs of the small world - although he doesn't understand a lot, he can ask, and the interaction with the people of the small world is also a point of great interest to the audience.

After wandering around the town for an afternoon, which can be regarded as running around, Teng Dong finally had some understanding of the world. After summarizing the information he got, he came to a conclusion: "Isn't this the same as I used to be?" Is it the background of those fantasy novels that you are always chasing?"

People in this world don't dress in Chinese clothes, probably because there are shadows of ancient feudal society here, and people have some Western-style living habits. People in this world practice something called "fighting qi", And the strong are respected, the number one among the ten most famous and powerful families in the world today is the Tuoba family.

It's no wonder that Tuoba can also say so secondary and self-centered words.

"Is there really no problem?" After inquiring about these well-known things, Teng Dong thought about the Tuoba Yi he had seen before, "If this is the patriarch of the number one family, I can't imagine what the other nine families will be like. kind of look."

"I suspect that I have entered a fake fantasy world, which is very similar to the background of a third-rate stallion novel, but mixed with a pure love mudslide with deep sadomasochistic love."

"You say..." Teng Dong muttered quietly to the audience, "What if I set up a Teng anchor family in this world? I can even knock down Tuoba Yi with one punch. Establishing a Teng anchor family is also a big deal." It's not that weird..."

Gu Qi held Teng Dong's wrist, turned his head, and stared at him with a half-smile: "The families here are all established by blood, why, you want to marry a bunch of people to give birth to a family?" ?”

Teng Dong: "Ahem, are you kidding me? If I really want to do that, I will die from exhaustion! I am a good anchor who pays attention to maintaining my body and creating a harmonious society."

Gu Qi: "Whether men, women or non-humans in the big world can have children, it is not impossible to have a family."

Teng Dong subconsciously covered his stomach: "...Scientific progress benefits mankind, but it's a pity that I'm not the type that needs to be benefited."

Gu Qi: "What a pity..."

Teng Dong: "Thank you, I don't feel regretful at all!"

The two looked at each other for a moment, and suddenly they both burst into laughter. Teng Dong simply put his arms around Gu Qi's neck and kissed him hard.

Gu Qi endured the attack of Teng Dong's tongue, and after a while, he fought back violently, pressing anchor Teng against the wall, and kissed Teng Dong until the corners of Teng Dong's eyes turned red, and he was about to move his teeth to bite his tongue before letting him go.

Teng Dong wiped the corners of his mouth, he was about to say something just now, when he turned his head and saw Duan Mo Ning standing at the corner with a vegetable basket, looking at them, the basket was overturned without knowing it.

【Hahahahahaha I wouldn't say that Dongdong was there when he first kissed him】

【You guys kissed for 10 minutes, and he just stood there watching for 10 minutes】

[Poor little Duan Duan, must have felt the collapse of the world view]

[Congratulations to Qi Dongfa Dog Food Official Association for adding another member, applause and clap]

[I can understand the mood of Xiaoduanduan very much, I must really want to hold up the torch]

[The money from my friendly sponsorship of the torch, hahaha, quickly burn Gu Enai and Teng Gouliang]

[Congratulations to Duan Duan for opening the door to a new world]

[Congratulations to Gu Nanshen and Dongdong for successfully blinding a pair of titanium alloy dog ​​eyes again]

[Although Xiao Duan Duan has been shown all over his face, there are still people chasing after him, you single dogs, Ke Ke]

【People are hard to break】

【Life is already so difficult, why make me face such a cruel truth】

"Hi." Teng Dong smiled relaxedly, and greeted Duan Moning as if nothing happened just now, "At this time, I should be able to say good evening?"

"You...you..." Duan Mo Ning took a while to speak, and stammered once he opened his mouth, "you...just...was...is it..."

"Kiss." Teng Dong kindly helped him fill in the words that he couldn't even say.

Duan Moning: "You...you are a man, he...he..."

Teng Dong: "He's also a man, just like a fake."

Duan Moning: "Men and men...how...how..."

Teng Dong: "Let me introduce formally. Our relationship is exactly what you think. I am his man."

Gu Qi smiled and nodded: "Yes, he is my man."

Poor Duan Mourning is in a daze. He has never seen a man with a man since he was a child, and he is surrounded by men and women.When Tuoba also liked him, he even secretly looked through ancient books. Many ancient books said that it is an unforgivable sin for a man to like a man, it is evil, and he will be cast aside by God.

But the two people in front of them are so frank, as if liking men is nothing special.

The most important thing is that the strength of these two people seems to be unfathomable. They are obviously not people who have been abandoned by God. From their clothing, temperament to ability, everything shows that even if they are not the proud sons of heaven, they are not just ordinary people. people.

When Duan Mo Ning brought these two people back to his small shop, he still couldn't calm down.

"Hey..." Teng Dong sighed, "I don't want to be an aunt of the neighborhood committee, really, I'm so stupid, really, I just know that I am a righteous and good boy, if God gives me another chance, I will definitely give myself a dent An evil, charming and cold character."

Despite what he said, Teng Dong dragged a long bench and sat opposite Duan Mourning.

Duan Moning was sitting at the other end of the square table, holding his own vegetable basket in his hands. The vegetables in it were all muddy because they rolled around on the ground, so he didn't care at all.

Teng Dong: "Look, it is said that men have to like women, so who decided this?"

Duan Moning: "I don't know."

Teng Dong: "That's it. Since I don't know who made the decision, why do men only like women but not men? As long as it's what their heart belongs to, it doesn't matter if they like the stone next to the toilet."

Duan Moning: "...Thinking about it this way, liking a man is better than liking a stone by the toilet..."

Teng Dong: "Very good, you quickly caught the point of what I said. You see, do I like men? I didn't do anything outrageous, and you saved this whole thing from Tuoba Yi." People from the village, so I must be a good person, right?"

Duan Moning: "Yes."

Teng Dong: "I like men, not only did not hurt others, but also saved others, so liking men and bad things can't be linked."

Duan Moning: "Yes."

Teng Dong: "Okay, now let's make a summary. Do you prefer men or the stones by the latrine?"

Duan Moning: "A man."

Teng Dong: "Good people can also like men."

Duan Moning: "Yes."

Teng Dong: "He who likes men can be a good man."

Duan Moning: "Yes."

Teng Dong: "So liking men is a very normal thing."

Duan Moning: "...Yes."

Teng Dong: "That's the end of it. Why did you hesitate when I said to give Tuoba Yi medicine? I think you need to think about it yourself."

Dazed, Duan Moning carried his vegetable basket and went back to the bedroom behind the store to think about it.

Teng Dong smiled while helping Duan Mo Ning close the store: "I feel the red scarf on my chest is more colorful, I feel that I am a qualified primary school student in the big world."

[666666 can live by fooling people but wants to be an anchor]

【Dongdong, is there anything else you don't know? 】

Teng Dong pondered: "Having a baby... No... I can even have a baby. I really admire myself!"

【Anchor Niu X】

【Ha ha ha ha】

[On which anchor Teng's face is thicker or more talented]

【Mouth Cannon Skill MAX】

【Fireball·Teng anchor·Mouth Escape Art】

At the last moment of closing the door, Teng Dong suddenly said to the tree next to the store entrance: "I can only help you here."

Tuoba Yi, who sticks to the tree and exposes most of his body, thinks he is hiding well, wants to snatch Duan Moning, is deeply in love with sadomasochism, but can't beat Teng Dong and Gu Qi, can only be a stalker: "...Hmph...I don't need your help!"

Teng Dong: "Oh, that's fine. Tomorrow I will tell Duan Mo Ning that you have successfully embarked on the right path. You have moved on and fell in love with the lady of the big family."

Tuoba Yi: "How dare you!"

Teng Dong: "Why don't I dare?"

Tuoba Yi, who was unable to threaten the opponent no matter in terms of force or psychology: "..."

Teng Dong: "You young people, when you fall in love, you fall in love. What's the matter if you insist on killing and implicating innocent people? You have to learn from Gu Qi and me. You see, we always let nature take its course when we fall in love. , never hurt innocent passers-by."

The audience in the live broadcast room, who had already been blinded by countless titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, stuffed dog food into their mouths with indifferent faces: "..." You are so good, I applaud you.