Did the anchor save the world today?

Teng Dong really doesn't want to stay with all kinds of messy dog ​​blood. He wants to be a bourgeois-style anchor, eat, broadcast beautiful scenery, explain various customs and cultures, and finally look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle Take some cool photos.

Simply perfect.

However, the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny, and the bone feels that no one will eat sweet and sour pork ribs after being cooked in a pot—only bones without meat.

Unlike Anchor Teng, who was sad and flowing against the river, the audience in the live broadcast room danced in ecstasy, smashing and smashing gifts frantically, and made every effort to make Anchor Teng become the outdoor anchor of Small World with the most live broadcasts of gossip dramas in history. .

Power cannot be subdued, poverty cannot be moved, An Neng can smash eyebrows and bend waist to serve the powerful, making me unhappy!

Teng Dong glanced at the gifts that the audience had brushed out, and showed a big smile: "Let's go, let's take you to see the dog blood!"

Teng Dong: "I'm such a strange man, I can't accept it."

Without walking a few steps, Teng Dong came across the two protagonists who had had that conversation.

One of them was about the same height as him, with a baby face. He looked a year or two younger than Teng Dong. His young face was full of coolness and domineering, which was really different from his baby face. With a sense of discord, he held a slender cylinder the size of half a palm like holding a firework in one hand, and his eyes were full of confidence that he must win.

Standing opposite him was a man in his thirties. He was very thin, and his appearance could only be described as ordinary and handsome. He was wearing an ordinary blue gown. Desperate: "Tuoba Yi, you must humiliate me like this?"

"How can this be humiliation, senior brother." Tuoba Yi said with a smile, "This is love, I love senior brother, as long as senior brother lives with me obediently, I promise I will not do anything and listen to senior brother in everything .”

"Tuoba Yi, don't be obsessed anymore, how can two men be together!" The man took half a step back and covered his chest, "I regard you as my junior, and I sincerely advise you, turn back sooner!"

Tuoba also changed his face, and said viciously: "Since senior brother refuses, then the people in this village will not even think about living! As long as the signal is sent out, my subordinates will slaughter the entire village completely! Senior brother still Do you want to leave me!"

The man gritted his teeth for a long time, but he still did not give up persuading Tuoba Yi: "It is against the law for a man to be with a man, Tuoba Yi, you will be punished by God for doing this! And I am still your senior brother! How can you treat your senior brother like this?" Are you worthy of Master and your parents!"

"I have been chasing after you for almost ten years, and senior brother still said such things to me?" Tuoba also sneered, "Is everything that senior brother said to me in the past all false? Senior brother used my things so much Peace of mind? I thought that senior brother had the same thoughts as me! But senior brother, you ran away without saying anything, and even reprimanded me, and sent me back to the mansion to make a fuss all over the city. Senior brother, I don’t know whether to hate you or Continue to love you, but no matter what, you must never try to escape from me!"

"I did it for your own good!" The man felt a little guilty, "I didn't know you at that time... I knew you had such nasty thoughts about me!"

"But it doesn't matter, now the family is all in my hands. If the senior brother doesn't agree to me, then I will kill all the people in this village, next time I will kill a town, and next time I will kill a city. If not, I will kill the whole country." Kill all the people, brother knows I can do it." Tuoba also restrained his viciousness, and smiled again, "What do you think, brother?"

Teng Dong, who was standing on the side without being noticed by them, walked lightly: "..."

Teng Dong said softly to the audience: "Have you ever heard a saying? 'What kind of pot goes with what kind of lid.'"

Gu Qi continued: "My lid and your pot are a perfect match."

Teng Dong: "..."

[One day Gu Nanshen doesn't give out dog food, the sky will probably collapse]

【I didn't expect you to be such a Gu Enai】

[Gu En'ai and Teng Gouliang don't care about the single dog Quan Xiu's love again! 】

The voices of the two were not loud, but Tuoba Yi still heard it, and he looked over suddenly: "Who is it!"

Teng Dong went out and scratched his hair which was much longer than before: "If you say I'm just passing by to make soy sauce, ghosts won't believe it. Look, there are assassins!"

Tuoba Yi and the man were startled by Teng Dong, subconsciously looked in the direction Teng Dong pointed.

Turning around again, I saw Teng Dong playing with the fireworks in his hand: "I don't know what it looks like when it is released, whether it looks good or not, to be honest, I still miss Fei Di, his fireworks are really beautiful, I don't know if there will be any fireworks in the future." Appreciate that opportunity again.”

Tuoba Yi whose hands were inexplicably empty: "..."

Teng Dong threw the fireworks in his hand up and down, and shook his head tut-tut-tut: "Young man, you don't look very good this year. I'm afraid you haven't passed the second term of middle school. It's more important for your child to go to school and read more books. Is it good to kill or not, hey, the most important thing to be a human being is to be happy and kind. I’m hungry, do you know who has better food around here?"

Gu Qi put his hand on the back of Teng Dong's head, and looked at him with a smile.

Teng Dong: "...Thank you, Rogue Gu, you didn't say anything, and I don't even know what you're thinking right now."

Teng Dong: "I'm asking who among you cooks noodles better?"

"I...I'm pretty good at cooking." The man tremblingly said, "You guys, can you help save the people in the village?"

The man felt that if the young man in front of him was able to take something from Tuoba Yi just now, then he might be able to defeat Tuoba Yi.

"Duan Moning, you just can't wait to hook up with others in front of me!" Tuoba Yi said angrily, "It's your excuse why men can't be with men! Tell me, are these two people the same? Your adulterer! Hmph, don't think that I can't do anything if I take away the fireworks, as long as I give an order..."

Teng Dong withdrew his hand, looked at Tuoba Yi who slid a few meters away and hit a tree, and said earnestly to Duan Mo Ning: "To deal with the brats in the second stage, just beat them more."

This is his common way to deal with his relatives' children who are in the second stage of middle school and looking for opportunities to bully him. If they hurt him, they won't come to trouble Teng Dong, because in the second stage, they won't tell their parents if they lose .

Just as Duan Mo Ning was about to say something, Tuoba also rushed over, looking as if he wanted to die with Teng Dong: "You adulterer, I am the head of the Tuoba family, I think whoever dies will have to die." Death, I want senior brother, senior brother is mine, if you dare to provoke me, I will let you..."

Teng Dong rubbed his fists, leaned down and looked at Tuoba Yi who was lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face: "Hey... tsk tsk tsk..."

Duan Mourning finally said what he had held back before: "What is the second term? But he is not a child anymore, he is already 29 this year."

Teng Dong looked at Tuoba Yi's 15-year-old face: "..."

What if I suddenly want to beat him up even more.

But Teng Dong didn't forget his purpose. Who made his character a good-natured boy? He grabbed Tuoba Yi by the collar: "Tell your people to withdraw, if you dare to hurt someone's life, I will..." Teng Dong Dong looked him up and down, "I don't know where the interruption hurts the most, or all the bones in the whole body will be broken!"

【Hahaha, I would have believed it if I hadn’t known anchor Teng’s temperament】

【Obviously I can rely on acting for a living, but I want to be an anchor】

[Hahaha, it looks like it's acting]

[I saw Teng Dong evilly smile: "You little fairy, very good, you have attracted my attention, as long as you dare not listen to me, I will break all your bones!"]

【Wenhao 6666】

【Hahahahahaha】

Seeing Teng Dong raised his fist, Tuoba also felt angry in his heart, but he didn't dare to talk nonsense on his face, he had no choice, he was afraid of being beaten.

Tuoba also took out his whistle from his pocket and blew it. After a while, a group of men in black appeared around.

"I called them back, you can let me go." Tuoba Yi coughed twice.

Teng Dong let go of Tuoba Yi, but still did not forget to show an "evil smile": "If you still dare to order them to do it, I can find you."

"Hmph, you thought I was!" Tuoba Yi was about to say something, but Teng Dong waved his hand, but without shooting anything, he knocked out one of his subordinates out of thin air, and immediately swallowed back the words.

Teng Dong, who charged the dead anti-wolf flashlight when tidying up his things before, put his hands behind his back and smiled slightly. How much hard work to install X.

Gu Qi at the side pulled Teng Dong's hand over and rubbed it: "Why didn't you use a sword when you beat someone just now? Does your hand hurt?"

Tuoba Yi, who was beaten up until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, felt that he had no face to face others: "..." Wait, are you sure you didn't mistake the victim?

Teng Dong felt that after living in these small worlds for a long time, as long as the title of "little bloody prince" on his body lasted, he would one day evolve into "Neighborhood Committee Aunt Teng Anchor". Adjust various contradictions inside and outside the family.

Teng Dong looked at Duan Mo Ning: "Is this guy threatening you with other people's lives to go with him?"

Surprised by Teng Dong's mysterious means, Duan Mo Ning nodded obediently.

Teng Dong: "He's been chasing you for years, but you didn't realize it. Do you think men shouldn't be with men?"

Duan Moning nodded.

Teng Dong: "You really want to be good for him and want him to be on the right track, but you haven't asked him what he thinks, and you haven't had a good talk with him?"

Duan Moning hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

Teng Dong: "I have a very good way to solve this contradiction. I feed him a medicine, which doesn't hurt or have any side effects. It can directly erase his memory of you, and guarantee that the medicine will cure the disease and he will not commit another crime. I will never remember it in my life. From now on, you will walk on your sunny road, and he will walk on his single-plank bridge. You will never see each other. Wow, everyone is happy! How do you think?"

Logically speaking, Duan Mo Ning hated Tuoba Yi for using this method to threaten him, and felt that he was a man and Tuoba Yi's senior brother. Tuoba also liked that he was going astray, which was not allowed by God, Teng Dong It was indeed a good way to say it, but he hesitated.

Seeing Duan Mourning not nodding for a long time, Teng Dong understood.

Teng Dong: "I just say that the pot goes with the cover. This routine is clearly homophobic, stubborn, dull, for your good years, and you can't be courted. It's just to abuse your body and mind, blacken your mind and brain."

"The reason for this routine is also very simple. They refused to sit down and have a frank and honest talk. They had to chase each other and run after each other. I didn't listen to you and you just grabbed my dead point and threatened me. Teng Dong shook his head, "Fortunately, I don't suffer from this kind of disease. Usually, if I have a grudge, I will report it on the spot."

[Clearly relying on screenwriting talent to make a living must be an anchor]

[I feel that Dongdong can become a TV drama group by himself, full-time director, screenwriter and actor]

[This routine is great. I just ran out of ideas for writing recently. Dongdong, I love you, give me a kiss]

[Aren't you afraid that God Gu will chop you up? 】

[Don't be afraid, I will write a few Qi Dong's unspeakable articles and send them to Gu Nanshen hehehe]

【witty! 】

[Please send, I will send you a private message! 】

【Please share! 】

Teng Dong coughed twice: "Okay, all these miscellaneous things have been settled, and then we have to solve the most important thing!"

Duan Mo Ning looked at Teng Dong in horror, afraid that he would really take out the medicine to feed Tuoba Yi.

Teng Dong: "Cook noodles!"

Duan Moning: "..."

The author has something to say: Teng Dong: "You guys' love affair really makes my heart ache, come to Gu Qi, let's demonstrate the correct way to fall in love."

Gu Qi: "Now, you can make a choice, either follow me..."

Teng Dong: "Good!"

Tuoba Yi & Duan Moning: Indifference