The courier's daily routine

After Xiao Ruoyan finished work that day, he went to see the house with the agent introduced by Brother Yong.

At that time, real estate was still a non-scarce asset, and its use value was much greater than its hype value.

So the agent brother still led Uncle Xiao, who was not a very old man, to see the house in great sincerity.

"Look at our three-bedroom apartment. Now the owner is rushing out for less than 50 yuan... Maybe we can talk again if we meet and talk in detail."

"For this set, you can see that our location is good, and the price is also suitable. In the future, the children will not have to worry about going to school!"

"Look at this one, it's small but unique, and the key price is too tempting, 12! You can get a suite in Beijing for 12, what a deal! Let's change to a bigger one when we have money to increase the price!"

"This...it's not bro, we've watched five episodes in one night, can you let me finish slowly? I'm almost exhausted..."

The agent brother was slumped by the tables and chairs of the food stall like a dead dog, and next to him was Xiao Ruoyan who was thinking seriously like a normal person.

The enthusiastic store owner quickly brought a drawer of xiaolongbao, and the middleman broke away the disposable chopsticks that were stained with vinegar and finished the three xiaolongbao.

"Brother, I've never had the nerve to ask, what kind of work do you do? Why can't you run up and down with me without panting?"

Xiao Ruoyan also broke open a pair of chopsticks and picked up a steamed bun.

"Me? I'm delivering a courier. You don't even have half a day's worth of exercise."

The intermediary brother expressed his respect for Xiao Ruoyan.

"No, brother is a courier... No, I think real estate has no future. I heard that courier earns a lot now? Otherwise, I can do it with you, brother?"

Xiao Ruoyan waved his hand: "You silly boy. You can do your job well, and you will make a lot of money right away, believe it or not?"

What's the use of the intermediary brother muttering, it's all because if a hundred sets can't be sold...

Xiao Ruoyan raised his head when he heard the words: "Walking with me this afternoon, you have been muttering a lot? Why, who doesn't work without three drops of sweat at one step? Just run two steps at you and get panting. It's better to straighten it out early. mentality."

The intermediary looked at Xiao Ruoyan in shock, and never thought that this sentence was told to him by a courier.

"Brother, let me tell you, if you get rich in the future, please take me with you?"

Xiao Ruoyan laughed: "Me? Someone who works hard to live?...Hey, let me tell you, there is a person who I really admire. He is not very old, only about a year older than me, but his vision is different—— Education is really useful!"

The intermediary nodded in agreement.

It was almost ten o'clock when Xiao Ruoyan got home, and he didn't intend to disturb Chen Yumo, but for some reason, he knocked on the door unexpectedly.

Chen Yumo did not respond for a long time.Xiao Ruoyan's cell phone rang.

"what?"

It is Chen Yumo's wife.

Xiao Ruoyan scratched his head, said nothing, and entered the room.

The super sexy Chen Yumo, who was wearing it in front of tens of thousands of netizens, pouted while looking at the information on the phone, and a wave of comments swiped across the screen.

"Ahhhh, does Goddess Momo have a date? Don't!"

"Goddess Goddess, tell me your phone number! I'll charge you!"

"Goddess Momo pouts so cute! (color)"

Momo blew a kiss to the camera, and started to insert the song again.

"Then I will bring you the song "Hair Like Snow". Momo likes Jay Chou so much! I hope to go to his concert one day!"

"Langfangyue Yiren haggard

I drank the wind and snow

是 谁 打翻 前 惹尘埃 是非

Yuan Zi Jue several reincarnations

You frown and cry

纵然 青史 已经 成灰

I love the indestructible prosperity like three thousand waters flowing eastward

我 只 取 一 瓢 爱 只 恋 你 的 蝶

Your hair is like snow, sad and beautiful, parting

Who is touched by my burning incense?

Invite the bright moon to make memories bright

love is perfect in the moonlight

Your hair is like snow and tears are flying

I am waiting for someone who is old

The drunken years of the world of mortals

I use no regrets to engrave the monument of loving you forever

(Rap, your hair is as snowy and beautiful, parting

Who is touched by my burning incense?

Invite the bright moon to make memories bright

love is perfect in the moonlight

Your hair is like snow and tears are flying

I am waiting for someone who is old

The years when the world of mortals got drunk)

wolf tooth moon Yi Ren haggard

I drank the wind and snow

是 谁 打翻 前 惹尘埃 是非

Yuan Zi Jue several reincarnations

You frown and cry

纵然 青史 已经 成灰

I love the indestructible prosperity like three thousand waters flowing eastward

我 只 取 一 爱 了解

只 恋 你 的 蝶

Your hair is like snow, sad and beautiful, parting

Who is touched by my burning incense?

Invite the bright moon to make memories bright

love is perfect in the moonlight

Your hair is like snow and tears are flying

I am waiting for someone who is old

The drunken years of the world of mortals

I use no regrets to engrave the monument of loving you forever

(Rap, your hair is as snowy and beautiful, parting

Who is touched by my burning incense?

Invite the bright moon to make memories bright

love is perfect in the moonlight

Your hair is like snow and tears are flying

I am waiting for someone who is old

The years when the world of mortals got drunk)

Your hair is like snow, sad and beautiful, parting

Who is touched by my burning incense?

Invite the bright moon to make memories bright

love is perfect in the moonlight

Your hair is like snow and tears are flying

I am waiting for someone who is old

The drunken years of the world of mortals

I use no regrets to engrave the monument of loving you forever

la la la la la la la la

Bronze mirror reflects innocence and ponytail

If you act wild in this life, I will accompany you with wine

la la la la la la la la

Bronze mirror reflects innocence and ponytail

If you act wild in this life, I will accompany you with wine"

Everyone was immersed in his natural singing voice.

Chen Yumo's voice deliberately uses a nasal voice when he is in cross-dressing, which sounds tactful and indistinguishable from male and female.

Xiao Ruoyan's message just now kept Chen Yumo's heart on fire, so he was always distracted, and even sang the lyrics wrong several times.

It's really not worrying, Chen Yumo thought bitterly.

While absent-mindedly interacting with fans thousands of miles away on the screen, thinking about Xiao Ruoyan's eyes that were red from overwork these days, he felt unreasonably distressed.

A local tyrant fan bought a sports car for "Momo", and Chen Yumo confidently found out that it was a certain netizen named "Black Mountain Old Diao".

Strange to say, this "Black Mountain Old Diao" is basically a diehard fan of Momo, from the time when Chen Yumo first started doing live broadcasts and was not very popular, until now.

Chen Yumo was speechless wondering if this guy has already taken a fancy to him...

I really don't know what kind of mood this person would feel if he knew that he was a "pervert"...

Chen Yumo thought viciously.

So, "Momo" sang two songs to "Black Mountain Old Diao" by name and surname to thank him for his continuous support, and then sang two songs to the rich fans respectively, Show Luo's "Love Corner" and Angela Chang's "Dear That's Not Love".

The room VIP "Black Mountain Old Diao" said that his mood went through a roller coaster-like ups and downs between the two songs.

"Momo" covered her mouth and leaned forward and back with a smile.

Chen Yumo ended the live broadcast early, thought about sending a message to Xiao Ruoyan, and before waiting for a reply, he took off his makeup and recovered his male body.

When I came back, I saw that Xiao Ruoyan was still asleep.

Chen Yumo raised his head and thought for a while, but he still didn't rush to knock on Xiao Ruoyan's door, and replied a message asking him what's wrong.

Xiao Ruoyan said that he couldn't sleep because he was upset about the house.

Chen Yumo replied speechlessly that you are really a fucking idiot, sleeping on the cold bed depends on the firepower...

Then I waited for 2 minutes without a reply, only to hear a knock on the door.Chen Yumo rolled his eyes, and felt that Xiao Ruoyan's polite question was really problematic, so he dragged the door to open the door.

As soon as the door was opened, Xiao Ruoyan's thin figure and dripping hair appeared in Chen Yumo's field of vision.

He dodged to let Xiao Ruoyan in, and when he passed by, he seemed to smell some vague sandalwood fragrance...

That smell tempted Chen Yumo like □□...

however……

"Did you just finish masturbation?" Chen Yumo asked Xiao Ruoyan the first time after hitting the door, Xiao Ruoyan who was walking in front paused and froze.

"...You can smell this?" Xiao Ruoyan whispered embarrassedly, without looking back at Chen Yumo.

Chen Yumo's throat trembled as a drop of water fell from Xiao Ruoyan's hair to his neck, and his eyes followed the drop of water from top to bottom to the depths of his collar.

He felt that he really couldn't bear it!

Xiao Ruoyan opened the refrigerator familiarly and opened a can of beer, then sat on the sofa by himself.

"It's so annoying that I can't sleep. I can't afford it, and I can't afford it..."

Chen Yumo said coolly, congratulations on growing up, the world of adults is made up of countless accommodations and compromises.

Xiao Ruoyan collapsed on the sofa in frustration, squeezed the beer and threw it into the trash can.

"Hey... when did you understand this truth?"

"Two or three years old, I remember," Chen Yumo turned around and poured himself a glass of boiled water, feeling a little itchy when singing, "My father's business was not going well, and I suffered a lot from the children's group. So I grew up later. I have developed this character. My mother died a long time ago. When my father was down and down, he wanted to find a good friend. By the way, he could deposit me and let him let him go. But he couldn’t find a reliable one, so he could only take me with him. Later, he succeeded. I don’t have to look for it by myself, one by one wants to be my mother, my father is also smart, he knows that marriage will divide the property, so he only lives with others.”

Xiao Ruoyan looked at Chen Yumo dumbfounded, and then the latter silently added: "I don't know if the old guy is alive or dead now."

The two of them didn't speak, Xiao Ruoyan took the tea Chen Yumo made yesterday and drank it, Chen Yumo said coolly that if he didn't want to be energetic until the day after tomorrow, he shouldn't drink it.So Xiao Ruoyan got up to brush the teapot.

Chen Yumo looked at Xiao Ruoyan's back thoughtfully, and planned to speak.

"Well, how are you doing housework?"

Xiao Ruoyan froze...

Yes, Xiao Ruoyan started working as a housekeeping specialist for Chen Yumo again.

One day, after buying breakfast, when he opened Chen Yumo's house lightly, he felt that he had lost power and humiliated the country just to make money.

Then, he slowly moved to the door of Chen Yumo's room as silently as possible.

Chen Yumo didn't close the door properly, and only covered a crack.

Xiao Ruoyan poked his neck to look inside, and saw all kinds of sexy underwear all over the place without any surprise.

Then on Chen Yumo's bed, a huge navy blue quilt was raised high, and Chen Yumo was inside...

The computer screen is on standby, two or three wigs are scattered on the table, next to it is a good set of condenser microphones...

From Xiao Ruoyan's perspective, he couldn't see more.

In order not to be discovered by Chen Yumo, who had a terrifying wake-up aura, and destroyed the corpse, Chen Yumo quietly went out to start his day's work.

"Xiao Xiao is here? I have a lot of work today, hurry up!"

"Alright Brother Yong!"

Xiao Ruoyan unbuttoned his coat and joined the team collecting parcels. A dozen young men were flying parcels, loading their own into the car, and throwing others' parcels to colleagues.

"You bastard! Continue!"

"Okay brother!"

Xiao Ruoyan joined the team, Shengzi and Xiaokai nodded and said hello when they saw him coming.

"Morning Master!"

"master!"

Xiao Ruoyan said that there is something, after all, he is three years younger than the child, but he came two days earlier, and their job is really not high-ranking.

With the help of Shengzi and Xiaokai, Xiao Ruoyan's car was the first to be assembled.

"Let's go brothers, see you at noon!"

Everyone smiled and immersed themselves in their work.

In the evening, the agent Xiaosun contacted Xiao Ruoyan again, saying that another house that met Xiao Ruoyan's requirements came, but Xiao Ruoyan checked the time and agreed to see it tomorrow.

After speaking, he turned around and ran to the shop to order food, where Chen Yumo was still waiting for his meal.

After returning to the rented residential building, Xiao Ruoyan looked up at the sixth floor, and for the first time saw Chen Yumo watching the wind from the window.

Xiao Ruoyan looked back at the sunset, as if he saw the sun coming out from the west.

Rushing up to the sixth floor, Chen Yumo was already waiting by the door with arms folded.

"Come in. What did you buy?"

Chen Yumo turned around and walked into the house.

Xiao Ruoyan followed, took off his shoes and put on slippers in the hallway.This is the new rule Chen Yumo set for him, because Chen Yumo bought a super expensive carpet online.

Xiao Ruoyan looked at the white carpet, and thought painfully about the tragedy of carrying the carpet upstairs that day...

"The Cantonese tea I bought today, I remember you said it once. But I don't understand it very well, so I mainly ask the waiter to introduce it. After you try it and give your opinion, I will know how to buy it next time."

Chen Yumo yawned, and sat at the dining table just waiting to eat. Xiao Ruoyan ran back and forth, feeling that the casserole soup was a little cold, so he ran to heat it up.

After finishing everything, Xiao Ruoyan sat opposite Chen Yumo, watching Chen Yumo eat with his chin in his hand.

Chen Yumo ate a pork bun and felt terrified of being stared at.

"Why do you look at me? I look good?"

Xiao Ruoyan smiled foolishly and said, "It's really pretty!" Then her stomach groaned and she blushed.

Chen Yumo gave him a blank look, and pushed the lunch box in front of him: "Eat it! Don't look stupid."

Xiao Ruoyan sat up straight and quickly waved her hand to refuse.

"Don't worry, it's all yours. I'll have leftovers and steamed buns when I get back to the house."

Chen Yumo got up and went to the kitchen to get chopsticks for him, and made Xiao Ruoyan a cup of tea after thinking about it.

"Listen, 'Leftovers', can I have the heart to let you go back and eat leftovers?"

Xiao Ruoyan, who took the teacup, was not polite, took a big gulp, and then pushed the plate back with a satisfied expression.

"Hurry up and eat you. I found that I am a little bit of a habit of saving money. You gave me five hundred a week as grocery shopping money. I always couldn't buy one hundred in the first three days, and then I bought it with my life in the last two days... From now on I will I will definitely correct it, and strive to make you eat healthy and nutritious, and then you can eat well every day!"

Chen Yumo ate two more steamed dumplings, and asked Xiao Ruoyan: "So do you really think I can eat five hundred for a week by myself? Obviously I asked you to buy an extra piece to eat? Why do you just eat my leftovers every time?" How about going back to the house to eat steamed buns after dinner?"

Xiao Ruoyan was dumbfounded: "Is that really the case?"

Chen Yumo gave him a pair of supercilious eyes.

"Do you think I really need a few dollars for your meal? Just eat a piece and have fun!"

Xiao Ruoyan was very moved, but suddenly remembered the matter of Chen Yumo coming out of the closet, and asked a question on the sidelines.

"Well, why are you all so nice to me? You too, Brother Yong too..."

Chen Yumo took a sip of the seafood casserole porridge, and felt that it was still a bit hot, so he scooped it up and let it cool.

"I don't know about your brother Yong, but I think you are very funny."

After taking a sip of the porridge and taking a big spoonful of it, his eyes narrowed happily when it tasted good.

"And the brain is also very smart. People know the cold and the hot. The most important point is that they are good-looking and pleasing to the eye."

Xiao Ruoyan tilted his head and thought about it. Although he couldn't grasp the point, he felt that Chen Yumo should be praising himself.

The two had a happy meal together.

After 5 minutes, Chen Yumo began to regret it.

"Fuck! You are a fucking pig! Eat less and save some for me!"

"Didn't you tell me to eat? And I'm hungry..."

Xiao Ruoyan said aggrievedly.

The author has something to say:

It feels like it's going to be a compilation of popular songs for the Olympic year

I saw a comment when I was listening to Serious Snow a few days ago

[Joe Xue’s most popular song that year was Serious Snow, that year JJ Lin sang Cao Cao, Kequn Wu sang General’s Order, Jay Chou sang Listen to Mom, Wilber Pan was reversing the earth.That year was 2006, and this year is 2016]

Alas, the old people are starting to feel sad for spring and autumn