The courier's daily routine
Chapter 5 Lao Tzu quit!
Xiao Ruoyan still works sincerely every day, while his biggest benefactor is still steadfast day and night.
Sometimes Xiao Ruoyan couldn't figure it out. With Chen Yumo's business acumen, not to mention underwear, even if it was a second kick, if it was Chen Yumo, he could do well.
But Chen Yumo has been looking for Xiao Ruoyan at a speed of only selling five to ten items a week...
Xiao Ruoyan was in a hurry, but Chen Yumo was not at all.
So one day Xiao Ruoyan tactfully cheered Chen Yumo up in a straight man's way.
"That, you just feel free to do it, I support you! I will send it to you for free in the future!"
Chen Yumo was speechless: "Do I owe you the courier fee?"
"No, you've given me a lot." Xiao Ruoyan felt that Chen Yumo still had a clear mind, and he couldn't get the old man's point at all.
"Then is there any problem?" Chen Yumo felt puzzled,
Xiao Ruoyan asked back: "Then don't you want to expand your business at all?"
Chen Yumo answered as a matter of course: "Of course I don't want to!"
Xiao Ruoyan was speechless.
Sighing, Xiao Ruoyan took away the six couriers sent by Chen Yumo today, and went back to the house to honestly fill out the courier forms.
Yes, Xiao Ruoyan also wrote the courier bill now...
The bitter Xiao Ruoyan carefully copied Chen Yumo's beautiful small characters while thinking painfully, will he even pack the courier bags by himself in the future?
Thinking about the scene where she had a bra on her left hand and a lace panty on her right, Xiao Ruoyan refused from the bottom of her heart...
So, just because of a dazed moment, Xiao Ruoyan knocked three bags to the ground, and fell out of two underwear.
Xiao Ruoyan resignedly picked up the underwear and folded it hastily before putting it back again, but something caught his attention...
With trembling hands, Xiao Ruoyan unfolded the folded underwear again.
A curvy hair went through the panties and stayed there...
Xiao Ruoyan's mind had a brief freeze, he wondered why his eyesight was so good, so good that he had the urge to poke his eyes.
what is this?
Xiao Ruoyan felt that the things in front of him had broken through his cognition a bit.
In fact, his first reaction was that there was a problem with Chen Yumo's purchasing channels. Someone sold second-hand underwear to Chen Yumo, who was totally unaware.
But Xiao Ruoyan felt that he couldn't deceive himself, and he intuitively believed that Chen Yumo knew 100%.
No, in fact, it should be said that Chen Yumo sells second-hand underwear!
Xiao Ruoyan thought about it, and felt that the facts must be like this: Chen Yumo must know a certain girl or a few girls, and then these girls wholesaled underwear, wore it for a few days and got body odor, and then Chen Yumo, a big man, sold it to those shameless of.
It must be so, Xiao Ruoyan swore that he had found the truth.
However, Chen Yumo, Xiao Ruoyan, the ten thousand year old nerd, should have not been out of the house for at least half a month, if his memory is correct, and he doesn't remember him having any relationship with any little girl at all...
Xiao Ruoyan, who was sitting with his underwear on his knees and resting his chin with one hand, suddenly thought that Chen Yumo seemed to have wholesaled a large box of underwear a while ago, and he brought them back by himself—of course he didn’t intend to offend Chen Yumo’s privacy (Chen Yumo didn’t mind at all), It's just because the express delivery industry has to go through the machine several times with the rectification of all items again and again.
So, Xiao Ruoyan knew that the obedient junior high school girl on the third floor was actually a nightclub coffee shop with her boyfriend, and that the pet lover in the neighborhood was actually a loyal dog meat hot pot lover...
Of course, the privacy of customers needs to be maintained, and Xiao Ruoyan and Brother Yong can only report to the police anonymously to save the lives of stray dogs.
So, when Xiao Ruoyan, who was not stupid, put all the clues together, he felt that he was not well...
Xiao Ruoyan is still a young man, as the saying goes, if you don't have hair on your mouth, you can't do things well. Xiao Ruoyan can almost perfectly interpret this sentence.
When Chen Yumo saw Xiao Ruoyan coyly running away after putting down his meal the next morning, he grabbed the latter by the hem of his clothes.
"What are you running? Did you take the money?"
Xiao Ruoyan stopped, turned his whole body stiffly towards Chen Yumo who was behind him mechanically by 45 degrees, and then did not turn again.
Chen Yumo thought the current situation was quite funny.
He calculated it again, but he couldn't figure out why Xiao Ruoyan was so embarrassed.
But it must have something to do with yesterday's underwear, because there's nothing else that could go wrong.
But what's wrong with underwear?
Even if Chen Yumo wanted to break his head, he couldn't figure it out.
"Is there something wrong with my goods yesterday?"
Xiao Ruoyan was silent for a while, and then said in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "You... all you sell are worn underwear, right?"
Chen Yumo was not ambiguous at all, and answered as it should be: "Yes, otherwise why are there so few shipments, because you have to wear it every day? Why is it interesting?"
Xiao Ruoyan felt that he was about to vomit blood and die.
Then this oolong started in such a mess, and ended in a bleak way.
The reason why it was called Xiao Xiao was because Chen Yumo was completely shameless in front of Xiao Ruoyan.
He throws all the lace and bowknot underwear he wears to Xiao Ruoyan every week, and then everything is fine, let alone bagging, and now he doesn't even fold them.
As for Xiao Ruoyan, he didn't know if the successive blows were too great. Anyway, he could calmly pick out a pair of matching underwear from a pile of messy underwear, fold them expressionlessly, and ignore a pair that might appear from time to time. Two small gifts and small surprises, like hair, sweat stains, and... suspicious marks.
Xiao Ruoyan feels that the effect is very significant when he does these tasks with a calm mind every week.
For example, while he was folding the underwear in front of him, he first thought about his toilet, one square meter, one square meter... the kitchen, one square meter, one square meter.
But later, the scene of Chen Yumo wearing these underwear gradually appeared before his eyes...
Xiao Ruoyan felt that this day could not be better!
Mahler Gobi!
My mother is also bloody!
Xiao Ruoyan felt that a man could be killed and could not be humiliated, so he threw away his underwear and scattered flowers, and the man was already smashing on the iron gate of 602 "dang dang".
"Chen Yumo, come out to me! I quit!"
Chen Yumo in the room was still catching up on sleep, but was woken up by Xiao Ruoyan's loud voice. Waking up with low blood pressure made her pale and tender face into a black god.
"Don't do it? I'll give you less money?"
Xiao Ruoyan said sadly and angrily: "I won't do it! I won't do it for more money!"
Chen Yumo looked at Xiao Ruoyan with a sneer: "If you don't like to do it, get out, some people rush to do it..."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to close the door and go back to catch up on sleep.
Xiao Ruoyan came here in high spirits, and returned when he was exhausted, feeling as if he could not regain any dignity in front of Chen Yumo.
Therefore, Xiao Ruoyan, who thought he was just apologizing and didn't realize that his behavior was flattering, bought the most sumptuous dinner for the benefactor five kilometers away on time at night.
Chen Yumo didn't intend to open the door for Xiao Ruoyan, but the foodie Ruo surrendered the moment he saw the familiar takeaway plastic bag in the cat's eyes, and let Xiao Ruoyan in angrily.
Xiao Ruoyan arranged the room neatly like a dog, and even set the dishes at an angle, and put the chopsticks at a straight ninety-degree angle.
Chen Yumo enjoyed the royal meal one bite at a time, while Xiaoyanzi next to him served him respectfully.
Chen Yumo was short-mouthed, and felt that his anger on getting up should really be changed, so he spoke first.
"that……"
"Today I……"
The two shut up at the same time, their eyes met, and they both said to let the other party speak first.
After waiting for a while, Chen Yumo opened his mouth first: "Well, long-term cooperation is not easy, I'd better give you more money."
Xiao Ruoyan pursed his lips strangely and didn't look at it.
Chen Yumo felt that he was a little unsure about paying attention, and tentatively said: "Do you think you can accept five pieces and one hundred?"
Xiao Ruoyan looked up at Chen Yumo, and said weakly, "You...how much money do you make..."
Chen Yumo coughed in embarrassment, but did not answer.
Xiao Ruoyan took a deep breath, as if he had finally made up his mind.
"Well, I think I really can't do it anymore, and I won't do it for any money."
Chen Yumo raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and he stopped eating, and Erlang's legs also turned up.
Xiao Ruoyan didn't have the nerve to admit that Chen Yumo's white thighs were teasing her mind.
"Well, um, I..." Xiao Ruoyan hesitated, and Chen Yumo didn't rush, "I found that I can't get up in the morning recently..."
Chen Yumo didn't understand what it meant, he said that he never got up in the morning.
Xiao Ruoyan broke the can and said, "That's it, my little brother, he has been disobedient recently... so I think I can't do it anymore."
Chen Yumo was taken aback for a moment, and three seconds later he sprayed a few grains of rice with a puff, but he quickly calmed down.
He felt as if he was forcing someone into prostitution...
"What do you mean? Tired?"
Xiao Ruoyan continued: "No. If I insisted on saying it, it should be that the feeling towards women has not been so strong recently..."
Because Xiao Ruoyan was too shy, he didn't see the flash of light in Chen Yumo's eyes after hearing this.
"Oh," Chen Yumo calmed down and restrained his mind, being careful not to let Xiao Ruoyan hear the clues, "Then, let's take a step back, I'll seal the bag, and you don't need to touch it directly, just write the courier slip. I Five pieces will give you one hundred."
Xiao Ruoyan thought about it and thought it was appropriate.
"However, I don't think this is a step back? You are taking two steps back."
Chen Yumo could no longer suppress his feelings, and stared at Xiao Ruoyan aggressively.
"fine."
Chen Yumo said softly.
"value."
He said.
Sometimes Xiao Ruoyan couldn't figure it out. With Chen Yumo's business acumen, not to mention underwear, even if it was a second kick, if it was Chen Yumo, he could do well.
But Chen Yumo has been looking for Xiao Ruoyan at a speed of only selling five to ten items a week...
Xiao Ruoyan was in a hurry, but Chen Yumo was not at all.
So one day Xiao Ruoyan tactfully cheered Chen Yumo up in a straight man's way.
"That, you just feel free to do it, I support you! I will send it to you for free in the future!"
Chen Yumo was speechless: "Do I owe you the courier fee?"
"No, you've given me a lot." Xiao Ruoyan felt that Chen Yumo still had a clear mind, and he couldn't get the old man's point at all.
"Then is there any problem?" Chen Yumo felt puzzled,
Xiao Ruoyan asked back: "Then don't you want to expand your business at all?"
Chen Yumo answered as a matter of course: "Of course I don't want to!"
Xiao Ruoyan was speechless.
Sighing, Xiao Ruoyan took away the six couriers sent by Chen Yumo today, and went back to the house to honestly fill out the courier forms.
Yes, Xiao Ruoyan also wrote the courier bill now...
The bitter Xiao Ruoyan carefully copied Chen Yumo's beautiful small characters while thinking painfully, will he even pack the courier bags by himself in the future?
Thinking about the scene where she had a bra on her left hand and a lace panty on her right, Xiao Ruoyan refused from the bottom of her heart...
So, just because of a dazed moment, Xiao Ruoyan knocked three bags to the ground, and fell out of two underwear.
Xiao Ruoyan resignedly picked up the underwear and folded it hastily before putting it back again, but something caught his attention...
With trembling hands, Xiao Ruoyan unfolded the folded underwear again.
A curvy hair went through the panties and stayed there...
Xiao Ruoyan's mind had a brief freeze, he wondered why his eyesight was so good, so good that he had the urge to poke his eyes.
what is this?
Xiao Ruoyan felt that the things in front of him had broken through his cognition a bit.
In fact, his first reaction was that there was a problem with Chen Yumo's purchasing channels. Someone sold second-hand underwear to Chen Yumo, who was totally unaware.
But Xiao Ruoyan felt that he couldn't deceive himself, and he intuitively believed that Chen Yumo knew 100%.
No, in fact, it should be said that Chen Yumo sells second-hand underwear!
Xiao Ruoyan thought about it, and felt that the facts must be like this: Chen Yumo must know a certain girl or a few girls, and then these girls wholesaled underwear, wore it for a few days and got body odor, and then Chen Yumo, a big man, sold it to those shameless of.
It must be so, Xiao Ruoyan swore that he had found the truth.
However, Chen Yumo, Xiao Ruoyan, the ten thousand year old nerd, should have not been out of the house for at least half a month, if his memory is correct, and he doesn't remember him having any relationship with any little girl at all...
Xiao Ruoyan, who was sitting with his underwear on his knees and resting his chin with one hand, suddenly thought that Chen Yumo seemed to have wholesaled a large box of underwear a while ago, and he brought them back by himself—of course he didn’t intend to offend Chen Yumo’s privacy (Chen Yumo didn’t mind at all), It's just because the express delivery industry has to go through the machine several times with the rectification of all items again and again.
So, Xiao Ruoyan knew that the obedient junior high school girl on the third floor was actually a nightclub coffee shop with her boyfriend, and that the pet lover in the neighborhood was actually a loyal dog meat hot pot lover...
Of course, the privacy of customers needs to be maintained, and Xiao Ruoyan and Brother Yong can only report to the police anonymously to save the lives of stray dogs.
So, when Xiao Ruoyan, who was not stupid, put all the clues together, he felt that he was not well...
Xiao Ruoyan is still a young man, as the saying goes, if you don't have hair on your mouth, you can't do things well. Xiao Ruoyan can almost perfectly interpret this sentence.
When Chen Yumo saw Xiao Ruoyan coyly running away after putting down his meal the next morning, he grabbed the latter by the hem of his clothes.
"What are you running? Did you take the money?"
Xiao Ruoyan stopped, turned his whole body stiffly towards Chen Yumo who was behind him mechanically by 45 degrees, and then did not turn again.
Chen Yumo thought the current situation was quite funny.
He calculated it again, but he couldn't figure out why Xiao Ruoyan was so embarrassed.
But it must have something to do with yesterday's underwear, because there's nothing else that could go wrong.
But what's wrong with underwear?
Even if Chen Yumo wanted to break his head, he couldn't figure it out.
"Is there something wrong with my goods yesterday?"
Xiao Ruoyan was silent for a while, and then said in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "You... all you sell are worn underwear, right?"
Chen Yumo was not ambiguous at all, and answered as it should be: "Yes, otherwise why are there so few shipments, because you have to wear it every day? Why is it interesting?"
Xiao Ruoyan felt that he was about to vomit blood and die.
Then this oolong started in such a mess, and ended in a bleak way.
The reason why it was called Xiao Xiao was because Chen Yumo was completely shameless in front of Xiao Ruoyan.
He throws all the lace and bowknot underwear he wears to Xiao Ruoyan every week, and then everything is fine, let alone bagging, and now he doesn't even fold them.
As for Xiao Ruoyan, he didn't know if the successive blows were too great. Anyway, he could calmly pick out a pair of matching underwear from a pile of messy underwear, fold them expressionlessly, and ignore a pair that might appear from time to time. Two small gifts and small surprises, like hair, sweat stains, and... suspicious marks.
Xiao Ruoyan feels that the effect is very significant when he does these tasks with a calm mind every week.
For example, while he was folding the underwear in front of him, he first thought about his toilet, one square meter, one square meter... the kitchen, one square meter, one square meter.
But later, the scene of Chen Yumo wearing these underwear gradually appeared before his eyes...
Xiao Ruoyan felt that this day could not be better!
Mahler Gobi!
My mother is also bloody!
Xiao Ruoyan felt that a man could be killed and could not be humiliated, so he threw away his underwear and scattered flowers, and the man was already smashing on the iron gate of 602 "dang dang".
"Chen Yumo, come out to me! I quit!"
Chen Yumo in the room was still catching up on sleep, but was woken up by Xiao Ruoyan's loud voice. Waking up with low blood pressure made her pale and tender face into a black god.
"Don't do it? I'll give you less money?"
Xiao Ruoyan said sadly and angrily: "I won't do it! I won't do it for more money!"
Chen Yumo looked at Xiao Ruoyan with a sneer: "If you don't like to do it, get out, some people rush to do it..."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to close the door and go back to catch up on sleep.
Xiao Ruoyan came here in high spirits, and returned when he was exhausted, feeling as if he could not regain any dignity in front of Chen Yumo.
Therefore, Xiao Ruoyan, who thought he was just apologizing and didn't realize that his behavior was flattering, bought the most sumptuous dinner for the benefactor five kilometers away on time at night.
Chen Yumo didn't intend to open the door for Xiao Ruoyan, but the foodie Ruo surrendered the moment he saw the familiar takeaway plastic bag in the cat's eyes, and let Xiao Ruoyan in angrily.
Xiao Ruoyan arranged the room neatly like a dog, and even set the dishes at an angle, and put the chopsticks at a straight ninety-degree angle.
Chen Yumo enjoyed the royal meal one bite at a time, while Xiaoyanzi next to him served him respectfully.
Chen Yumo was short-mouthed, and felt that his anger on getting up should really be changed, so he spoke first.
"that……"
"Today I……"
The two shut up at the same time, their eyes met, and they both said to let the other party speak first.
After waiting for a while, Chen Yumo opened his mouth first: "Well, long-term cooperation is not easy, I'd better give you more money."
Xiao Ruoyan pursed his lips strangely and didn't look at it.
Chen Yumo felt that he was a little unsure about paying attention, and tentatively said: "Do you think you can accept five pieces and one hundred?"
Xiao Ruoyan looked up at Chen Yumo, and said weakly, "You...how much money do you make..."
Chen Yumo coughed in embarrassment, but did not answer.
Xiao Ruoyan took a deep breath, as if he had finally made up his mind.
"Well, I think I really can't do it anymore, and I won't do it for any money."
Chen Yumo raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and he stopped eating, and Erlang's legs also turned up.
Xiao Ruoyan didn't have the nerve to admit that Chen Yumo's white thighs were teasing her mind.
"Well, um, I..." Xiao Ruoyan hesitated, and Chen Yumo didn't rush, "I found that I can't get up in the morning recently..."
Chen Yumo didn't understand what it meant, he said that he never got up in the morning.
Xiao Ruoyan broke the can and said, "That's it, my little brother, he has been disobedient recently... so I think I can't do it anymore."
Chen Yumo was taken aback for a moment, and three seconds later he sprayed a few grains of rice with a puff, but he quickly calmed down.
He felt as if he was forcing someone into prostitution...
"What do you mean? Tired?"
Xiao Ruoyan continued: "No. If I insisted on saying it, it should be that the feeling towards women has not been so strong recently..."
Because Xiao Ruoyan was too shy, he didn't see the flash of light in Chen Yumo's eyes after hearing this.
"Oh," Chen Yumo calmed down and restrained his mind, being careful not to let Xiao Ruoyan hear the clues, "Then, let's take a step back, I'll seal the bag, and you don't need to touch it directly, just write the courier slip. I Five pieces will give you one hundred."
Xiao Ruoyan thought about it and thought it was appropriate.
"However, I don't think this is a step back? You are taking two steps back."
Chen Yumo could no longer suppress his feelings, and stared at Xiao Ruoyan aggressively.
"fine."
Chen Yumo said softly.
"value."
He said.
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