818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

"I was going to take you to the playground today."

Xiao He was lying on the bed with blank eyes, and Feng Xi was lying sideways beside him, looking at him with a smile.

"What is a playground?"

"Whatever it is, it's gone."

"..."

"No more movies and no popcorn."

Feng Xie scratched his face: "Speak well!"

Xiao He pushed his hand away: "I hate you for taking that medicine."

Feng Qi looked at Xiao He but smiled and said nothing, Xiao He simply took the quilt and covered himself up with his head.

The former finally realized that things were a bit troublesome, standing by the bed, blinking his eyes at the bulge under the quilt, unconsciously twisting a strand of black hair with his fingertips—as if he was thinking about what to do next.

This kind of stalemate is not an option, Feng Xie picked up the white shirt thrown on the ground, lifted a corner of the quilt, secretly stuffed it in, and thoughtfully covered Xiao He with the corner.

After a long time, the shirt was slowly pulled in by a corner, and the two seemed to be doing some mysterious transaction.

Feng Xuan took the opportunity to stick to his ear and whispered, "Don't be so shy with me..."

After getting along for so long, Feng Xie also felt a little bit of Xiao He's psychology. Although he looks weak on the outside, he is actually very strong. Although Feng Xie loves his unreserved appearance in bed, thinking about it, Xiao He probably doesn't like it.

After Feng Xuan finished speaking, he felt the person under the quilt freeze, so he simply hugged Xiao He even under the quilt: "It's all due to Ying Ze's sensual dragon, Feng Dantian should be sealed, it must be aphrodisiac... I know it's not in your nature, it's all his fault."

Xiao He was just angry at first, but he was so ashamed and annoyed by Feng Xie's "comfort" that he didn't know the severity, but if he ignored him, he might continue to talk, and then he might have the urge to kill the bird to silence his mouth.

Xiao He stretched out a hand from under the quilt to cover Feng Xuan's mouth firmly, and then he got out, the embarrassment in his eyes couldn't be concealed at all.

——Xiao He doesn't mind cooperating with Feng Xie on the bed, in other words, he doesn't find it difficult to talk about love-things, and cooperation between the two is more comfortable than rape by one party.

...But this does not mean that he can accept without any obstacles that he climbed onto Feng Qi and asked him to fuck himself. This is not something he can do at all. See yourself as the one below.

Xiao He seriously suspected that the medicine Feng Xie gave him was not a dantian seal, but a powerful aphrodisiac with psychedelic drugs.

Their gods belong to the same family, including that Ying Lin and that Ying Ze!Xiao He couldn't help but automatically added to Feng Xie the label of a playboy who used all means to force her into prostitution, even if her family knew about it.

...it's too bad.

"Ying Ze is a bad guy, but I'm not. I'm really doing it for your own good. You see, if you don't seal your dantian, you're likely to be killed by me... right?"

Feng Yu pulled Xiao He's hand down and held it near her mouth, kissed his fingertips and the back of his hand, her expression couldn't be more sincere.

Ordinary people may believe it.

Xiao He looked at him coldly: "But you said that your divine power will only riot on the night of the full moon."

Feng Qi choked: "That's because... Isn't it the Mid-Autumn Festival, it's almost time, just in case."

Xiao Hexin asked if you could stay as close to reality as possible when you were talking nonsense, who was the one who said a few days ago that as long as I was by my side it would be fine, crying and shouting to go back to my hometown for the Mid-Autumn Festival with me.

Embarrassed, Xiao He continued to slap him in the face, and sat on the bed buttoning his buttons expressionlessly.

Seeing that Xiao He didn't speak anymore, Feng Xuan breathed a sigh of relief—he couldn't bear Xiao He's interrogation. Feng Feng was different from ordinary people, and he would never lie.

"You just want me to beg you."

"..."

The mortal who gave up the cross-examination directly gave the standard answer.

After Xiao He asked, he didn't quite understand. Although he had heard an exaggerated saying that "ladies under the bed are sluts on the bed" are liked by men, but he is also a man himself, and he is not inferior to Feng Xuan at all...why? And give him medicine.

...Could it be that he can't satisfy this phoenix when he's so profligate?

Xiao He suddenly raised his head and gave Feng Xuan a complicated look, who was so frightened that he almost flew into the sky.

Xiao He was only half right. Feng Xie really liked him taking the initiative, but he wanted him to take the initiative even before he asked for it—every time he let him go to bed, which made Feng Xie very insecure. It was as if he was the only one who was keen on this matter, and Xiao He was just passively catering to him.

In the past, Feng Xie was always praised by others, and even when the divine power rioted, someone would help him arrange it. There had never been a courtship show off similar to a bird's estrous period.

In short, Xiao He didn't give Feng Xi enough sense of security. Even if he was obedient to him, he couldn't feel his needs for him—except when Xiao He took the initiative to find him when he met a ghost. , I don’t ask myself for help in anything in life, he can solve it by himself.

Feng Xie didn't have such complicated thoughts in his mind, he basically did things by intuition...

"You are a mortal and I am a god. Isn't it right for you to beg me?"

Xiao Fenghuang, who had a feeling that something was wrong, simply acted like a rascal.

Xiao He was still immersed in his own guesses and couldn't extricate himself, Feng Xie had two big characters clearly marked on his face in his eyes - heavy, mouth!

He couldn't even imagine what kind of moves Feng Xi had played before he met him.

In short, they are all animals and plants, and they can play all kinds of play if they want, and they can play all kinds of poses.

……

Hey~~~~

Xiao He was frightened by his brain power, his face was paralyzed and his face almost split open.

"Do you want me to be more open?"

Feng Xi raised her eyebrows: "Open?"

Xiao Hemu said with a straight face: "Open means, open, active, unreserved, promiscuous, coquettish..."

Feng Xi wanted to nod when he heard the front, but the more he heard the latter, the more he felt that something was wrong, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly: "You are so outspoken! This problem of yours should be dealt with seriously!"

Xiao Hexin said that your gods are blocked, and words cannot describe when you are obscene.

After slandering Xiao He, he realized that something was wrong with him. His resentment towards Feng Xie's past had exceeded a normal level. This is not good, after all, they will not be good CP forever.

In other words, Xiao He didn't dare at all. If he really wanted to restrain Feng Xie, would Feng Xie get upset and fly away?Phoenix advocates freedom so much... Forget it, let's enjoy ourselves while we can.

Xiao He suddenly asked: "Want to go to the movies? Uncle Wu has booked a flight at [-] o'clock tonight. We can buy big buckets of popcorn and Coke."

Girls seem to like it.

Feng Qi had never seen the movie, and more importantly, Xiao He stopped asking him about things, and agreed quickly.

After they tidied up, it was very late. Uncle Wu had all the things ready, so there was no need to tidy up deliberately, not to mention that the place to go was more thoughtful than home...

When I went to the cinema, I didn’t have any movies to watch. Xiao He didn’t include two love themes, and a youth campus... It didn’t seem suitable for Feng Xie to watch. Fortunately, there was also a mythology theme. Take him to watch cartoons.

Xiao He bought a ticket and went to buy a big bucket of popcorn, because he didn't eat at noon, he also bought two hamburgers.

Feng Xie didn't like the 3D glasses issued by the cinema very much, and remembered the goggles Xiao He wore for him. The feeling of something blocking his eyes made him very uncomfortable.

But that discomfort went away once the movie started—and then it turned into an accident.

"Thousands of years ago, when the chaos was first divided, monsters coveted the heavens with abundant spiritual power and stole into the heavens, and since then the war between gods and demons has started..."

After the magnetic male voice monologue, there are a lot of special effects to show off the tragic scene of the human beings in the war of gods and demons thousands of years ago. This is the most commonly used artistic technique in many blockbuster films, giving people a strong visual impact.

But for Feng Qi, who watched the movie for the first time and still saw it in 3D, the impact was too strong.

The magma splashed from the volcano on the screen rushed towards Xiao He and the others, and at the same time, there was also a strong black air that was not a good thing at first sight.

Feng Xie had never seen this kind of stunt before, and he was frightened—what was that monstrous aura just now? !How did he not notice it? !What is this awesome thing? !

Feng Xi's head was full of question marks, but his reaction was very quick. When he dropped the barrier, he raised his hand, and a large stream of hot flames spewed out from the palm of his hand, burning up in mid-air.

The hair of the audience sitting in the front row of Xiao He also burned, thinking that this 3D movie was so realistic, as if they really felt like they were on fire.

……

Xiao He looked at the small flames on the heads of the people in front of him, and he was more confused than ever. After he realized it, he tugged on Feng Xie's clothes: "Quickly put out your fire!"

Feng Qi was unmoved, but hugged him nervously.

He was still in the egg at the time of the war between gods and demons. I have never seen the powerful demons with my own eyes, but I have seen the fall of the elders of the Feng clan. Everyone in here has said that the war between gods and demons and these mortals are still sitting there stupidly. Watch the fun!Regardless of others, Feng Qi felt that protecting Xiao He should not be careless.

Then Xiao He saw a fire dragon whizzing past the auditorium. This time, not only the audience in the front row had their hair burnt, but all the audience in the front row had their hair on fire!

The fire dragon finally ran into the screen, and the screen, which was still playing the picture, ignited a raging fire at that time.

Xiao He was embraced by Feng Xie in a protective posture, and he was so out of breath that he couldn't speak for a long time. Who knew who screamed first, and then the whole movie theater fell into panic.

"It's on fire!!! OMG RUN!!!"

Xiao He had passed the shocking moment, calmed down now, grabbed Feng Xie's hand and quickly approached the exit, while softly saying to him: "We also run away quickly, put out your fire, and leave here quickly."

"What was that just now?!"

At this moment, Feng Xi finally sensed something was wrong, he pulled off his glasses, and the only spark left in his vision was extinguished, turning into blurred light and shadow, he immediately took back Sanwei Zhenhuo, and hugged Xiao Xiao He teleported away.Fortunately, the light in the cinema was dim, otherwise seeing this scene would definitely trigger a new round of panic.

The two appeared in an alley not far from the movie theater. After landing, Xiao He looked up at the place where the smoke was billowing in the distance, and his heart was very complicated.At that time, the choice to run away was a subconscious reaction. The kid in his family was too capable of causing trouble, and he would make a big news as soon as he made a move. If others saw it, how could he explain that human palms can breathe fire?

Xiao He glanced at Feng Xi helplessly: "...that's just a movie, and the 3D effect produced is fake, and it will give you a visual illusion."

……illusion? !

Feng Xie's face was so red that it almost burned, he had never had this kind of oolong, the moment he took off his glasses, he understood that what he saw was not real, but the mistake was made, what could he do, Xiao He kindly invited him to watch... what is it called, a movie? He set fire to the movie theater.

He'd never been such a hassle before!

Feng Xie didn't know how to defend himself, so he couldn't answer for a while. Standing on the dimly lit street, listening to the harsh siren, he felt confused about the world for the first time.

Xiao He comforted him: "It's all my fault, I should have told you in advance."

Feng Xie didn't answer the words, he was a little depressed - making trouble for Xiao He made him feel uncomfortable, not angry... maybe he was angry with himself.

There was a vague feeling in Feng Yu's heart, he finally realized that he was out of tune with the mortal world, including what Xiao He said before, the trivial life of mortals... Feng Yu couldn't understand it either.Because I stayed at Xiao He's house before, this feeling was only vague, and the more people I came into contact with, the clearer this feeling became.There are too many things he is not good at, such as not knowing how to cook, not understanding the value of money, not even knowing how to light a fire, and today he got into trouble again...

... I feel a little inferior, and really want to leave and go back to the mountains.

Wait, why does he feel inferior? He is a god, he should drink the wind and drink the dew outside the Nine Heavens, and watch these mortals above the clouds for thousands of years, instead of walking among them.

He never made such a low-level mistake when he was in the sky.

It's all mortals who are against him!

Feng Xie was no longer angry, but instead entered a kind of sage time, seemingly indifferent, quite indifferent.

Xiao He didn't notice what Feng Xi was thinking, he asked, "Did you put out that fire?"

Feng Qi's fire cannot be extinguished by ordinary fire-fighting tools. It does not need fuel or oxygen to burn. It is similar to a ball of high-temperature energy.

"Ah."

"Just take you to watch cartoons..."

Xiao He raised his hand and looked at the time: "Let's go to the airport by car now, we don't have time to play anything else."

Feng Xie only glanced at him lightly, and the latter was inexplicably nervous by his look—strange, it seemed that Feng Xie hadn't looked at herself so full of fairy spirit for a long time... felt like she was going to fly away as a feather.

...No, he was already a god.

Xiao He handed over the popcorn bucket in confusion: "Are you still eating?"

"No." He didn't need to eat.

Feng Xuan turned around first, walking neither fast nor slow.Seeing his back away from him, Xiao He's inexplicable sense of tension came up again, he chased after Feng Xie's hand, and the latter glanced at him and held him back.

Feng Xi felt a little wronged in his heart. Hearing the sound of footsteps following him, he thought lazily——he came here for the tourmaline beads, and stayed for the tourmaline beads later. He was delayed in the mortal world for too long.

"Xiao He, do you want to live forever?"

Xiao He stared at Feng Xuan's eyes and was stunned.

The author has something to say: Feng Yu's heart: I caused trouble for Xiao He... I want to go back to the mountains! ! !beep beep...

Feng Yu's appearance: lonely, glamorous, expressionless, with a strong aura, hum, I'm right, I'm looking forward to seeing Xiao Heqie's little friends soon →_→ A little bit of thanks to the following Xiaomeng Merry Christmas everyone! !