818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

Xiao He smelled a burning smell at the door. He immediately forgot his previous fear, and quickly ran into the kitchen with his hands free: "What's burning? Are you playing with fire at home again?"

Feng Yu dawdled into the living room and stopped moving, standing at the door scratching her hair in embarrassment, until Xiao He brought out the burnt things, and then said awkwardly: "You mortals are too disobedient, it's hard to control... "

In the end, I also felt ashamed - he is really a phoenix, so he should have a unique advantage in controlling fire, but in the end, he cooked all the rice like this, and Feng Xie couldn't help but blush.

Xiao He took a spatula and silently scooped out the unburnt fried rice on the upper layer: "These are still edible, and they smell pretty good."

Feng Xie wanted to follow Xiao He's example and have three dishes and one soup, but he just made a fried rice and messed it up. It was obvious that Xiao He's cooking was very simple before, why did he not do it when he came here?

Facing the smoking pot and the raw vegetables and seafood that the kitchen didn't know what to do with, he decided to go out to find Xiao He.It's not his fault, mortals are really strange, obviously raw food tastes the same, and they insist on cooking it...

The two sat at the dining table looking at a plate of pitifully small fried rice, and didn't speak for a while.

"It's the same way I cook for the first time."

Xiao He picked up a spoon, dug a spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing calmly: "Do it a few more times."

…In fact, the first time you cook, it’s delicious. Except for physical fitness, facial expressions and interpersonal relationships, Xiao He is not good at everything.

...It seems that there are quite a lot of things that he is not good at.

Feng Xi couldn't see any emotion from his paralyzed face. She didn't know whether the other party liked it or not, but she didn't have the face to ask, but seeing that he didn't move after taking a bite, it shouldn't be so...

Xiao He dug another spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth expressionlessly.

Feng Xuan was immediately happy, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he couldn't stop turning up.

Xiao He put down the spoon and began to drink water: "I encountered those things on the way back today, didn't you say that wearing your feathers is no problem?"

When Feng Xi heard this, his attention was immediately diverted: "Is there any injury?"

Xiao He shook his head: "You came as soon as he appeared."

Xiao He vaguely felt that what he encountered today was different from what he had encountered in the past. It was indeed as Feng Xuan said, ever since he wore his feathers on his body, he never encountered those strange things again. Female ghosts can even come to the door when taking a bath. This time he soaked in the laboratory for four or five days (although he was caught several times) in order to hide from the phoenix.

Xiao He could only think of one possibility, and that was that Feng Yu's feathers were not enough to deter the opponent.

Xiao He glanced at Feng Xuan silently, not sure whether he should tell him this guess, and he would not admit it, after all, his self-esteem is so strong...

"I met that today...it doesn't feel so simple, it's different from the previous few times."

Feng Xie was a little amused: "You still know the difference between simple and not simple? Let's talk about it, how is it not simple."

"Today the one was in human form. He talked to me when he saw me. He knew my name."

Xiao He didn't say that he was pretty good looking, this phoenix would definitely blow his hair.

"I think he must also know you. When you appeared, he said 'he's here' and then left, but I'm not sure who he is. Feng Chen, do you have any enemies? ? I feel a particularly chilling malice from him."

Although few people came to him with good intentions, this one's malice was particularly obvious. Xiao He had no inspiration for ghosts before. He didn't know when it started. He gradually developed a sense of crisis, especially for ghosts.This kind of perception is very strange, for example, some places make his hairs stand on his head, and he subconsciously doesn't want to approach them.

I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing.

"My enemy?"

Feng Xie thought about it seriously: "I should have no enemies, I usually avenge whoever I have on the spot."

Xiao He heard something unusual from his words.

"You... what do you mean by that, what do you mean by reporting on the spot?"

Feng Xi waved his hand indifferently: "Anyone who offends me will be dealt with on the spot. I won't make enemies with them."

"..." Then why did you provoke someone?Wait, if you clean up the other party on the spot, isn't that a feud? !

Xiao He was expressionless: "Can I ask you who has offended you so far?"

Feng Xie said in a tone like there are so many idiots in the world: "That's a lot."

"..."

Xiao He suddenly felt that he was going to die soon, and now he realized that the most terrifying thing is not to make trouble everywhere and provoke enemies, but to provoke enemies without knowing it!

He silently lowered his head to look at the small piece of colorful feather hanging on his chest, and tried to grab it off with trembling hands--took it off and threw it out of the window viciously!Wearing this thing is no longer a talisman, but a reminder!Feng Xie is not afraid of provoking enemies because he is skilled and courageous, but he is a mortal, his enemies dare not trouble Feng Yu, isn't it a piece of cake to trouble him?

It's not that Xiao He is arrogant, he doesn't have the self-confidence to become Feng Xie's weakness, but the label of this feather is too obvious, it's hard for him not to think about it.

Feng Xuan sensed Xiao He's movements, and cautiously stuffed his feathers into Xiao He's clothes.

Xiao He didn't expect much and said, "That one doesn't look like a mortal at first sight, he looks evil."

He described the other party's appearance carefully.

"Also, his tongue is forked, and his eyes are like the vertical pupils of a beast. I don't know if it's intentional or he has no ability to become a fully human being. If you think about it carefully, can you really remember him? He said we still We will meet again..."

I really don't want to see you again...

Feng Xi frowned and thought about it seriously, then shook his head: "It's not an important person, why should I remember him. But from what you described, it should be a demon. No matter how powerful a demon turns into a human, it will also There is a certain part with the characteristics of the original form, unless they become immortals or become gods, they can be recognized at a glance."

"Like the fox fairy in ancient Chinese legends who always shows his tail?" Xiao He stared at Feng Xie's eyes after asking - speaking of which, his eyes are also very different from human beings.

Feng Xi raised his chin: "Hmph, how do I know the legends of your mortals? Because mortals and demons live together in the human world, it is not difficult for demons to survive in the human world, so the laws of heaven make them You are different from ordinary people, and you cannot easily enter the human world."

After he finished speaking, he paused: "Of course, this is only for low-level monsters, not necessarily for high-level ones. After all, mortals are often blind, and monsters are good at illusions or hallucinations. Surviving among human beings, it is still possible to deliberately cover up the abnormalities on your body, and deceive you idiots."

Xiao He frowned, "Hey, you're still eating and using mortals, so be careful what you say."

After being warned, Feng Xi also remembered that Xiao He belonged to the "blind" and "fool" part of him, and coughed uncomfortably: "Come back to business, if it's a monster, it's even more impossible for the other party to treat me as an enemy. "

Xiao He thought that he was going to say something like he was kind to the demon, and thought that if this was the case, he might still be able to escape, but Feng Xie shattered his fantasy immediately.

"No matter how strong their mana is, they are not as strong as gods, and they are not as strong as me. According to your description, even if they are not of the feather clan, they should belong to the beasts. I have both the blood of the phoenix and the dragon in my body. No matter what kind of monster it is, it will If you have an instinctive fear of me and face me head-on, isn't that pure courting of death?"

The king who belongs to both the feather clan and the beast...sorry, this is the legendary beast.

Xiao He is so decadent that he is about to turn into ashes—whether this bird will grasp the key points, the key is that he is not facing you right now, he has come to find me!Xiao He can also see some clues from the female ghost incident. This Phoenix is ​​fierce, domineering and vengeful, or he doesn't know the severity at all. Maybe some things are small punishments to him, but they can cause disastrous consequences to the other party. Redeemed wounds.

... From the fact that he never listened to persuasion and stubbornly kept those things in his body, it can be seen that who wants his essence to replenish qi!He is a mortal, okay, even if there is that medicine that protects him from being scalded to death, he still has the feeling, every time he is scalded to the point of soaring!

Xiao He was completely sure that Feng Xie didn't have low EQ, he had no EQ at all. To put it bluntly, he was a second-year-old child. "I am the biggest in the sky and on earth", he was talking about him. Relying on himself as an ancient god, he did not consider the consequences at all. .

He was very skeptical that even if Feng Xi hadn't offended the entire God Realm, he had offended almost as much. He only prayed that this Feng was consistent with his current home-squatting characteristics, and hoped that he had been like this for tens of thousands of years in the past... It can also cause less trouble.

"Then put aside the boundaries of demons, remember carefully, have you ever fought with this kind of character... In fact, his characteristics are quite obvious, his appearance is outstanding, and his temperament is that kind of sinister type... Once you meet him, you will be shocked." It's not easy to forget. Think about it..."

This is a matter related to his wealth and life, so he can't be careless.

Feng Qi didn't think about these things carefully, but became dissatisfied with Xiao He's description: "He has outstanding appearance and good temperament? Is he as good-looking as me?"

"……"are you crazy!Why are you suddenly jealous!

Seeing that Xiao He didn't answer, Feng Qi became angry immediately, and carried him over the table and hugged him into her arms, not to make her lewd expression too obvious.

"I think you've been playing wild outside these days. Do you still know your identity? Do you know that you are a master?! Who allows you to look at other men casually? Male monsters are not allowed, and males are not allowed... Ah no, females are not allowed either, did you hear me!"

"..."

Xiao He was trembling by his sudden domineering declaration—why does this word sound so familiar.

Feng Xi saw that Xiao He was still in a daze, and the two big golden-red wings behind him were brushed open, undulating slightly, and the surrounding curtains, blinds, shades, etc., seemed to be alive. At the same moment, it swished down, and the whole room was plunged into darkness.

He picked Xiao He's chin with a finger and forced him to raise his head: "Take off your clothes."

Xiao He had no expression on his face, he couldn't bear it any longer, he snapped Feng Xie's hand open: "What strange TV series are you watching recently, don't talk to strangers? Is it a poor school girl who is a domineering school grass? Can you watch something nutritious? It’s okay to look at the big-headed son and the small-headed father, I’ll buy you a dish tonight.”

Feng Xi stood there with her big wings wide open, watching Xiao He turn around and walk away with a depressed expression on her face.

The other party was still thinking: "By the way, I still have a set of Hundred Thousand Whys at home. Although I read it when I was three years old, it is just right for you to be enlightened now. I will look for it..."

Feng Xuan was about to die of depression, rushed over, picked Xiao He up by the waist, and fell into his huge sycamore wooden bed in the bedroom, the ancient god Feng said in a haughty way: "The last sentence is serious, step by step is almost enough to change quantitatively into qualitative change, right?" !"

Ten minutes later, Xiao He was pinned down on the bed, he was gasping for breath, Feng Xie was pressing on him while wrapping his wings around him, and the down feathers formed by the primordial spirit rubbed against the skin back and forth.

"The first question, why does the matador shake the red cloth at the bull? Is it because the red angered the bull? Hmm? There is still a choice, forget it, don't want this..."

Xiao He wanted to complain but couldn't make a sound, so he pushed his wing hard: "Release!"

"Next question, why do I see lightning first and then hear thunder...the time limit is five seconds, one, two..."

"because……"

"five!"

Behind your second is the fifth day, your ancestor god! !

Xiao He cursed in a broken heart, before he had time to react, his mind suddenly went blank, Xiao He grabbed the bed sheet and screamed violently.After he relaxed, a layer of sweat oozed from his forehead. Just looking at his face, he thought he was suffering some torture. Xiao He raised his hand to cover his eyes, and the essence gushing out of his dantian was absorbed by Feng Xie was absorbed into the body.

The latter had a happy expression on his face, and after a few seconds of pause, he continued to rub Xiao He's skin fiercely with his wings - direct contact was indeed more comfortable and happy than wearing clothes.

Feng Xi lowered her head and kissed Xiao He's lips vigorously for a while, then continued to flip through the book with a sneer: "Scientist Xiao, Teacher Xiao, Doctor Xiao—you can't answer such a simple question, but you will be punished."

——Let you mock me for having no common sense!Put you against me!

"I... I surrendered, please forgive me... I am not as good as you, I am not as good as you!"

"...! Feng Yu, you bastard! If you do this again... I...!!"

"No! We haven't been there for a long time... It was just part of today's desensitization treatment..."

Xiao He was held by his knees, and after seeing Feng Xie's movements clearly, he shouted in a broken voice: "Take that bottle of medicine away!!"

"No, how can you eat my essence well without this medicine, huh? Look at you, how can you do without feeding me after you consume so much, huh? Do you want to become a mummy? Sigh... relax, okay Okay, take it easy baby..."

"You beast... ah...!"

Feng Xie grabbed Xiao He and slapped him, put his hand on his mouth and kissed it stickyly, he would become unbearable after a while, and become extremely excited, almost tossing Xiao He to death.Feng Yi arched against Xiao He's neck, panting like pushing a mountain, not only that, but her voice became more and more rippling, almost suppressing Xiao He's screams: "Baby, I really... like you so much ..."

——I don't know where I learned a nondescript Beijing accent, but I used it when playing hooligans.

Tears welled up from the corners of Xiao He's eyes, Feng Xie was so crazy... He couldn't make any sound other than screaming, he bit his lips and tried not to make a sound, he didn't want to play a duet with this silly male voice at all.

The other party messed with his body for a while, then folded him up and changed his posture to continue. Xiao He looked at the ceiling above his head in a daze and wanted to die—can he settle the matter properly before being lewd? What about Feng Xing Gao Jie?What the hell is this phoenix that is full of five poisons!