818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

When he woke up the next morning, Xiao He was a little bit fragmented, he didn't know where he was when he opened his eyes, there was a lot of noise outside the house, and he had a splitting headache.

He sat up pressing his temples, and habitually moved his hands to the side, empty.

Xiao He became sober in an instant.

Feng Qi gets up later than him on weekdays, and when he falls asleep and sleeps comfortably, he will return to his original shape. Why did the bird disappear when he woke up today.

He tried his best to just remember that he came home last night in a bad mood and had a long drink...and then?what happened……

Can not remember.

At this time, the bedroom door was pushed open, Feng Xi was wearing Xiao He's shorts and T-shirt, leaning against the door with folded arms and smiling: "Good morning."

Xiao He glanced at him and nodded, propping himself up on the bed to get off, he felt dizzy as soon as he stood up and fell back on the bed.Feng Qi walked up to him and looked down: "No more drinking in the future."

His expression was a bit weird, Xiao He was puzzled, but nodded - let him drink and he would not drink, this kind of mistake is enough once.

"What's going on at home, I heard the mess just now... Are there any guests?"

"Someone came to give you the TV you bought yesterday."

Finally, Feng Xie mercifully picked Xiao He up from the bed, sat on the bed and let Xiao He lean on his chest, then held a bamboo-colored pill and handed it to his mouth: "Eat it."

Xiao He smelled a fragrance, and reached out to take it. The ball felt like a chocolate bean in his hand, so he asked him: "What is this?"

"Hmph, poison-drug!"

"..." Are you angry like this?The phoenix's temper became worse and worse.

Xiao He didn't ask any more questions, he stuffed it into his mouth and ate it.The fragrant smell spread in the mouth in an instant, Xiao He felt that the dizziness gradually eased, and within 5 minutes, the headache completely disappeared.

Xiao He looked at Feng Qi with wide eyes in surprise: "This is..."

Feng Yu yawned and leaned on the pillow: "The pill made by the divine beast Bai Ze, he himself said that it can clear away heat and detoxify, and cure all diseases. The specific effect is not yet clear, but it is very helpful to ordinary people."

When Xiao He encountered such a thing involving a fairy tale, his reaction was a little slow: "Bai Ze..."

"It's that Bai Ze who sold our portraits to the mortal emperor."

"..." There seems to be such a thing in the Book of Mountains and Seas, this bird is good at holding grudges.

Xiao He was quite interested in the fluffy white animal in the legend, so he asked one more question: "It is said that Bai Ze is auspicious."

Feng Xie was immediately unhappy: "I'm still auspicious! You never mention it."

"Maybe it's because you were shot into my arms when we first met..."

Xiao He was beaten on the head before he finished speaking.

"Is it too wasteful to use a pill that can cure all diseases to relieve my hangover? Where do you usually put the medicine? I can't even see that you have pockets on your body."

Xiao He got out of bed while talking: "Hey, who changed my pajamas, by the way, where did you put the TV, it can't get wet..."

Feng Xie popped out his veins in a bad temper: "Ask one sentence one sentence!"

Xiao He swallowed slowly: "Okay, the first question."

Feng Xie still folded her arms and leaned against the head of the bed: "He lost this medicine to me in a bet. I don't need it. It doesn't matter if I give it to you. I stopped by the South China Sea and came back with something..."

It's so far away from the South China Sea... By the way?

Xiao He only slandered, but didn't ask - he felt a little bit of this phoenix's temper, desperate to save face, and still naive, he would be furious if asked.

Feng Xie seemed to know what Xiao He was thinking, with a look of annoyance on his face, he turned his hand, and there was a slap-sized ice-blue stone in his palm.

Hmm...it doesn't seem to be a stone, it's so beautiful, it's hard for Xiao He to call it a stone.

"The millennium cold jade that I promised to give you... why are you so dazed, why don't you continue?"

Xiao He was not pretentious, Xiao He also remembered what Feng Qi said to give him a piece of cold jade, so he took it: "But I have been afraid of the cold since I was a child, and if I wear a cold jade, I will freeze to death."

A haughty look appeared on Feng Xuan's face: "My things are naturally not so useless, they have spiritual consciousness, and they are worn close to the body to keep them warm in winter and cool in summer."

Xiao He nodded, looking sincerely into Feng Xuan's eyes: "Thank you."

The latter felt a little uncomfortable and looked away.

Feng Xie still couldn't figure out what Xiao He said when he was drunk last night, but he finally got a general impression - this mortal was in a bad mood, and most of the reason was him.

Feng Xie didn't know how to solve it. According to Xiao He's personality, he would definitely not take the initiative to talk to him. Pressing questions or searching for souls might annoy him even more... It's better to give him a small gift to make him forget those unhappiness.

"Well, by the way, since Bai Ze's medicine can cure all diseases, can the cold syndrome in my mother's womb be cured?"

When Xiao He asked, he looked at Feng Xie with twinkling eyes, looked at him sadly, and then looked away guiltily.

Xiao He's problem is best known to Feng Xie, the side effects of tourmaline beads... this is not a disease, Bai Ze's medicine doesn't work.

Seeing Feng Xie's silence, Xiao He comforted him: "I knew that there is no cure-all medicine in the world, it's unscientific."

Feng Xie was depressed for just a moment—fortunately, Xiao He is a mortal, and he can spend a hundred years to compensate him, and it is also possible to protect him for a lifetime—so he immediately played a hooligan: "The second question you should ask is, who gave it to you?" Your clothes."

Xiao He spread his hands expressionlessly: "Apart from you and me, there is no third person in the room."

Feng Xuan felt a little regretful that he didn't make a mole.

Seeing the tired look on Feng Xie's face, Xiao He would be lying if he said he wasn't moved - he passed by the South China Sea so far in order to get a piece of cold jade and a pill, wouldn't he have been running all night, right?So he said softly: "If you are tired, take a rest first, and I will install the TV."

Fenghuang leaned on the bed and yawned: "Well, don't forget what you're going to do today, the hospital..."

Xiao He was very surprised that Feng Xie also started to care about these little things?Doesn't he just care about enjoying everything all day long?

Xiao He didn't say anything, but just agreed, feeling a little better in his heart.

Feng Qi leaned on the pillow and closed his eyes, Xiao He poked his head in after a while: "Feng Qi, I was drunk last night, did you say anything strange?"

"Except for hugging me and calling me uncle, everything is normal."

After hanging out with mortals for a long time, Fenghuang also learned to talk nonsense.

Xiao He immediately became embarrassed when he imagined that scene, and quickly exited.

Feng Xuan was really sleepy. When he woke up and smelled the aroma of food, he got up and found Xiao He was cooking in the kitchen wearing an apron.

I ate fried rice with eggs this morning, but since Feng Xi came to his house, the family has never made anything with eggs, so the fried rice has to be fried with meat, not to mention the omelet rice I like to eat.

Feng Xuan stood beside Xiao He for a while, then turned to open his refrigerator: "What is this?"

This bird is actually very peaceful on weekdays. He is interested in seeing new things, but he doesn't take the initiative to study Xiao He's house. into the kitchen.

"That's a refrigerator, used to preserve food..." Xiao He explained while putting the rice out, but suddenly stopped in the middle of the sentence—there was a box of eggs in the refrigerator.

I was really worried about what was coming, and in the next second, I heard Feng Xie let out a sigh: "Why are there so many eggs here, whose child is it?"

"..."

Xiao He shook the hand holding the spatula—this describes...

Feng Xuan reached out to take an egg, and suddenly remembered that Xiao He said that the refrigerator is used to store food.He was silent for a while, and asked, "It's a chicken's egg. Could it be that... it's also for eating?"

Xiao He didn't answer, and silently put the fried rice on the plate: "Let's eat."

Feng Qi sighed, put the egg back, and he stopped talking, helping Xiao He serve the meal together.Although he is a god, he should treat all creatures in the world equally and treat them indifferently, but he is the emperor of the Yu clan after all, and seeing his fellow clan's people in a difficult situation, he still felt angry.

So although the meal was novel, it failed to arouse Feng Xie's interest.

Xiao He saw him depressed, but he didn't know how to persuade him, eating a spoonful of fried rice tasted like chewing gum.

Feng Xie's face was not good, Xiao He thought about it and said: "Those eggs... are not considered 'children' in the strict sense, they have not been fertilized, they are just the egg structure of a hen, and they are raised by humans, so there is no need to... ..."

So sad for this.

"boom!"

Before Xiao He could finish his sentence, Feng Xuan slapped the table directly, his face was frosty: "They could have been children! You selfish mortals!"

Xiao He looked at him calmly, then raised his hand to wipe away the tomato juice splashed on his face - this was the first time Feng Xie got seriously angry at him.

No one spoke for a while, Feng Xie stared at Xiao He coldly, Xiao He had nothing to say, he could only look back at him—a selfish mortal... Maybe, he might still be the best in selfishness, always rational, Indifference.

Xiao He stood up and untied his apron, took the suit jacket that was draped over the back of the sofa and put it on: "My time is almost up... you can rest at home today, I will come back to wash the dishes."

He walked out quickly with his eyes downcast, and whispered when he passed Feng Xie: "Sorry, this world makes you so unhappy."

But it is like this, cruel but real, the jungle of the jungle, survival of the fittest.

Feng Xie calmed down after losing his temper, he was a little annoyed - he was venting his anger just now, in fact, there was no need to be so angry, if he was angry, he would have run down to the world and burnt the mortal world to ashes, birds also eat insects, he also To eat other races, he knows much more about the laws of this world than Xiao He.

But, who told him... who told that mortal to oppose him in his anger, and stand on the opposite side with him.

Feng Xie sat on the chair and closed his eyes slightly, his heart was very disturbed. For a while, he thought of Xiao He hugging him when he first arrived at this house, feeding dew and bamboo root mud, and for a while, he remembered his calm face.

He has lived here for a long time, but he has never seen the Yu family as a meal at the dinner table, and it must be Xiao He's gentleness...

"Xiao He."

Feng Xi subconsciously called out, but no one answered.It was only then that Feng Xi remembered that Xiao He was going to some hospital to see a doctor in the afternoon, and now he had left long ago.

"...how did you walk so fast!"

Pain him for nothing!Thanks to myself, I went to the South China Sea last night to look for the lost Qiankun bag...

Feng Xuan stood there for a while, then sat down angrily.Fengshen is proud, even if he did something wrong, he still can't shamelessly apologize - not to mention it wasn't all his fault!

After sweeping the two portions of fried rice into his stomach, Feng Xi burped: "I ate them all, and I won't leave any for you."

"I told you not to leave me for half a step, but you still left me and ran away..."

Hmph, sleep!