818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

It was already night when I got home, and as soon as Feng Xie came back, he got into the bathroom, and there was a loud splashing sound of water inside. Xiao He was listening outside, feeling inexplicably... feeling very uncomfortable.

He leaned against the cabinet and remained silent for a long time. He moved his fingers and squatted down to find a glass in the cabinet. He unscrewed a bottle of vodka he brought back and poured it into the glass mixed with various blue and green liquors.

Xiao He has a lot of wine in his possession, and his capacity for alcohol is neither bad nor bad, but he seldom drinks like this, which can hurt his health.

But he felt that he should be drunk tonight.

Alcohol can paralyze the nervous system. If Feng Xuan wants to absorb spiritual power, he can also use this method to relieve pain.He couldn't help but want to devour his spiritual power on the road today, and he would definitely not be honest tonight, but Xiao He didn't want Feng Xie to use that method to help him divert his attention -- at least not now.

Or maybe he wanted to indulge himself once and get drunk.

He has never been drunk.

Xiao He felt uncomfortable with the wine pouring into his empty stomach, so he took a plate of cashew nuts to eat.Not knowing when Feng Xie would come out, Xiao He silently leaned against the cabinet and poured himself wine one after another.

The effect of alcohol was obvious, he felt his body began to heat up, Xiao He unbuttoned his white coat...

When Feng Xi came out of the bathroom, he saw this scene. The slender young man was leaning against the cabinet, with one leg retracted at will, and the sole of his foot was pressed against the cabinet, as if to support his body.Hiding in the dim light, he lowered his head and shook the wine glass in his hand, his neck hung down softly, forming a graceful arc.The white coat was thrown on the ground, and he was still wearing a suit. The straight fabric was trimmed close to the body, and there were sexy folds between the waist and abdomen. Only the neckline was a little messy, probably because it was too hot, and the shirt inside was unbuttoned to the second.

Xiao He's wine tastes pretty good, and he won't mess himself up when he's drunk. His hair is still neat, his bangs are staggered a couple of times, revealing half of his face with a slight blush.

After shaking the wine glass enough, I took a sip, as if smelling whether the wine had sobered up, but it wasn't red wine, so I couldn't smell it at all.

Xiao He suddenly raised his glass, raised his head, and poured half of the glass into his mouth.His Adam's apple was abruptly exposed to the air, sliding up and down non-stop, and some came out from the corners of his lips, gurgling down his neck.Xiao He was in a bit of pain, but the gradually numb nerves made him feel relaxed - at this moment he completely forgot why he drank, as if he had changed from "should be drunk" to "want to be drunk".

...Feng Xuan felt that his cold water for so long was in vain.

"What are you doing?"

Feng Qi walked over, feeling that it was difficult to get close to him, and dark emotions were brewing in the golden pupils.

Xiao He put down the wine glass, glanced at him expressionlessly, and raised his hand to wipe off the wine dripping from the corner of his lips.

The voice was hoarse: "Is it finished?"

Feng Xie hummed lightly.

"It's... quite a long time."

"..."

Feng Xi's gaze fell on the empty wine bottles lined up behind him, with a complicated expression on his face: "Did you drink all of these?"

No wonder he said such a thing.

Xiao He's reaction was a bit slow, he stretched out his hand and patted Feng Yu's shoulder twice, then nodded with squinted eyes: "I'm drunk."

"..." Is this the case with drunk people?

"Do you want to smoke? You couldn't help it halfway today..."

While talking, she suddenly smiled at him: "This won't work, I can't be on the road in the future... I'll go in first."

After Xiao He finished speaking, he didn't care about a certain bird who was half stunned by his smile, and walked straight to the bedroom. His steps were not chaotic or staggering, and he didn't seem to have drunk so much wine at all.

"..." It's so fucking bad for the ancestor god.

Feng Xie has seen many drunks, crying and laughing, going on the roof, swearing, sleeping straight away, threatening to pull out the beard of the Jade Emperor, and it was the first time he saw someone who turned from a log into a vixen when he was drunk.

After slandering like this, he refuted himself—in fact, this mortal is not usually a wooden person, he is usually very...

Feng Xie didn't know what he was reminiscing about, he recalled all the fairies and gods of the heavens, and felt that none of them could compare to him. (I forgot to comment on who is the bottom of the heaven)

Xiao He entered the bedroom and found that Feng Xie hadn't followed, poked out half of his head from the door, and softly scolded him: "Come here quickly."

"..." Is it still too late for the Ancestor God?

Feng Xie didn't hesitate anymore, the tourmaline beads were too tempting for him, and he really needed to absorb spiritual power.

——The terrible desire in his body couldn't be suppressed all the time, he ran to the bathroom to get it out a few times, and then flushed the cold water for nearly two hours. And relapsed.

This mortal is terrible.

Feng Qi hugged Xiao He's waist, and he leaned against the bed all the way, sighing: "It's like my inner demon."

Xiao He was very self-conscious, and fell headlong on the bed, lying flat and upright, then patted the bed: "Come on, Uncle Feng."

"Feng... Master?"

Feng Xie sat sideways, she had long since returned to her red dress, and her hair had grown to her waist.

Xiao He covered his forehead and hummed. Although his face was still expressionless, when he looked up at Feng Xuan, his eyes were shining, and the latter felt that he was acting like a baby.

"We're out of anesthesia."

Feng Xie didn't know what the anesthetic was, but she was happy to hear Xiao He say "we", so she asked him with a smile, "Why is it gone?"

"It's over." Xiao He gave him an idiot look.

Feng Qi continued to ask him: "What's the use of anesthetic?"

"With anesthesia, there will be no pain."

Feng Xie thought that I could make you feel better, so Xiao He continued to discuss with him: "So, I drank wine today, I'm drunk!"

Feng Xi touched his face with a funny face: "I know you're drunk."

"Alcohol enters the circulatory system and can paralyze the nervous system..."

Xiao He pulled Feng Xie's clothes and made him bend down, his lips were moistened with wine and glowed brightly.

"I probably don't feel any pain right now, you...don't release the little lightning."

After hearing this sentence, Feng Xie suddenly realized—drinking so much wine is for this?He secretly laughed that Xiao He had too much self-esteem and didn't want to be embarrassed in front of him, so he responded softly: "Okay."

"You do it."

Feng Xi leaned on both sides of Xiao He's ears, lowered her head and approached Xiao He's lips, and when he was about to press her lips, Xiao He suddenly pushed her chest: "That's it."

Feng Xie was stunned for a while before he could react, and asked stupidly: "What kind?"

"so……"

Xiao He stretched out a finger and pressed it on his lips: "This way, don't go any further."

Feng Xuan figured out what Xiao He said, and felt depressed for a moment, then a wave of anger rose up, and the previous warmth immediately disappeared—this mortal!How could it be faster to turn faces than to turn books? He thought that after these few days, his attitude had become obvious. Xiao He was his man, why wouldn't he even let him kiss him!

Feng Xie was so angry, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he was still not reconciled, so he pulled Xiao He's hand away domineeringly, pressed his lips to it in a fit of anger, and even stretched out his tongue, the flow of spiritual power was drawn from Xiao He's mouth Pulling it out, Xiao He still clenched his teeth tightly.Feng Xuan simply used one hand to control Xiao He's hand, and the other hand pinched his chin to prevent him from closing his mouth. The tip of his tongue penetrated, stirred and sucked, and mixed the spiritual power with the wine-smelling saliva in his mouth. swallow it.

Feng Xi put his body and mind into that kind of comfort, soft lips, gentle spiritual power... the whole body was so comfortable that he almost lost himself.Xiao He seemed to have struggled a few times, Feng Yu grabbed his hand and pressed it on the bed, continuing to go his own way.

But later he felt something was wrong, stopped to take a look, and saw Xiao He staring at him expressionlessly with tears in the corners of his eyes.

……

That's right, although his face was expressionless, he was crying.

Feng Yu was startled, and hurried back, then hurriedly pulled Xiao He up, and wiped the tears on his face: "...why are you crying, is it too painful, don't cry."

Xiao He freed his hands, and suddenly punched Feng Xie in the side of the face, but the movement was too slow, and Feng Xie dodged by relying only on his body's instincts.On the contrary, Xiao He, physically disabled and drunk, threw himself forward and nearly rolled off the bed.

When Xiao He is sober, he won't worry about these little things. He just kisses and hugs. As long as he knows it in his heart and draws a clear boundary with Feng Xie in his heart, it's fine. accurate.What Feng Xi wanted, it's not that he couldn't afford it, just give it to him, Xiao He didn't think it mattered, he had seen too many things, and his eyes were too far away, so he couldn't see this little love between children.

As for how Feng Yu thinks of him, whether he thinks he is easy to learn or has no bottom line, it's none of his business, or if he just tells Feng Yu that he is boring, he will naturally stop.

But after getting drunk, Xiao He seemed to lose some of his sanity, and he had a willful childish temper. If he was not willing to kiss him, he would refuse, and he would refuse stubbornly.

Feng Xie fully realized this time, the veins on his forehead were throbbing, he grabbed Xiao He's suit and grabbed it by the collar: "How dare you hit me..."

Xiao He struggled to break free from Feng Xie's hand, turned over and rolled on the bed, and grabbed his lapel. Just such a simple movement made Xiao He so tired that he was out of breath, so even though he was grabbing Feng Xuan's lapel , but like a boneless, the whole person hangs on it like a koala: "No..."

"what?!"

"Don't kiss me!"

A flame burst out from above Feng Xie's head, he took a few deep breaths, and suppressed the flame—he was so angry!Really mad at him!You say teach him a lesson, he is drunk, maybe he doesn't even know what he is doing, so don't teach him... Feng Xie felt aggrieved again!What do you mean no kissing!What... ah? !Could it be that speaking the truth after drinking is what he really said? !

Feng Xie twisted his fingers, and patiently recalled whether he was too forceful to Xiao He, but it was clear that he had responded to him, and he was so considerate and docile... right?

Feng Xie thought for a while, and began to be unsure, fearful anger surged in her golden pupils.

Xiao He didn't know if he was frightened by his stare, and he shed two more tears in the blink of an eye.

Feng Xi fiercely annoyed him: "Okay, don't cry!"

Xiao He sat on the bed blankly, and wiped away tears after a long time: "Then do you still smoke?"

"..."

Did not get a response Xiao Hewu muttered to himself: "If you don't smoke at night, you will suffer during the day..."

Feng Qi suddenly wanted to breathe fire.

He lowered his head and blocked his mouth fiercely, and the flow of spiritual power was sucked by Feng Xuan forcefully, and it gushed out in large gusts.

Xiao He started to cry again, this time he was crying while grabbing Feng Qi's clothes, and kept sticking out his tongue to push Feng Qi's tongue out.Fenghuang sucked for a while and let go of him, only to find that the one hanging in his arms burst into tears again.

"..." What is going on with this mortal? !

"It hurts..."

Xiao He threw away his hands and rolled on the bed, his heart flattened like ashes.

Feng Xie held back his temper and pulled him up: "Okay, okay... Where does it hurt? Don't smoke tonight, okay!"

"It hurts." Xiao He clapped his heart and slapped it loudly.

"Why does this hurt, isn't it your stomach! You don't know where your stomach is when you're drunk?"

"Woooooo...Dad, Mom hit me..."

"..." Very well, this is completely drunk and started talking nonsense.

Feng Xie sighed, and lightly threw a ray of golden light into Xiao He's heart, probing carefully: "There is nothing wrong, why does it hurt?"

Xiao He cried miserably, clutching his heart and weeping, he finally had an expression on his face—an expression of lovelessness.

Might as well not have.

Feng Xuan searched for a long time but failed to find out, so he stuffed him into the bed and pulled the quilt on, then patted him lightly: "Sleep! Sleep well, it won't hurt when you fall asleep."

Xiao He turned over with his eyes closed and gave him the back of his head.

"..."

Hasn't taken care of anyone since breaking the shell, and comforting him for a long time will get a back of the head? !Feng Xie has decided that Xiao He will beat him up if he drinks again from now on!

But beating him can do nothing, he is drunk now and still has a temper, and in the end he sneaked onto the bed and hugged him from behind.Unexpectedly, the person tightly wrapped in his arms was not asleep, and when the wheel rolled, it actually rolled into his arms.

"...It really surprises me."

Feng Xuan sighed, stretched out her hand to hug Xiao He tightly, and lowered her head to kiss him lightly on the forehead - she felt very satisfied.

"Feng Yu." Xiao He grabbed Feng Yu's clothes and called him softly.

"Ok?"

"Feng Yu..." Xiao He cried and buried his face in his arms.

"What's wrong? I'm here."

Xiao He called Feng Xie's name for a long time with a broken heart, and then said with a sob: "I am a human being."

"You are! No one says you are not." Feng Xuan even wanted to roll his eyes.

Xiao He fell silent, and after a long time, Feng Xi thought he was asleep, and heard the person in his arms muttering again: "You gods are really shameless, you have no integrity, I am different from you."

"..." ###

Xiao He might be really sleepy, his voice gradually lowered with his breathing: "We... mortals... can't just... can't... kiss casually..."

Feng Xuan was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head to look at Xiao He, the face of the mortal who fell asleep after saying a word finally calmed down, with a few tears still hanging on his face.

He wiped away Xiao He's tears with his thumb, feeling distressed and angry, he twisted his face until he frowned in his sleep, before letting go: "Stupid... our gods don't kiss goodbye casually." people."