Cannon fodder is always forced to become a group favorite

Yunyou turned around to look at him, crossed his hands and grabbed the hem of the shirt, trying to take it off, but the button was stretched and stuck to his armpit, revealing a large area of ​​dazzlingly white waist skin, thin, but not the kind of skinny skinny, but full of skin. Thin with tenacity and tension.

This waist, he has long appreciated its flexibility, it is the color of snow flashing by under the blurred and dazzling lights, it is the lower waist that easily ignites the enthusiasm of the audience, and it is a comfortable lazy waist that stays up late to rehearse until it is too late.

But it was the first time that she showed her nakedness in front of him so bluntly and completely.

His Adam's apple rolled up and down uncontrollably.

Realizing that Ling Xiaoxing was distracted, the sweat dripped from Yunyou's forehead, and urged: "Did you hear that? Hurry up."

Ling Xiaoxing's eyes dimmed, and an undercurrent surged.

He walked over lightly, listening to the footsteps behind him, waiting for Ling Xiaoxing to help him take it off, but suddenly his waist felt cold.

Yunyou was so hot that his forehead was sweating, but his skin was also dry and hot. When he touched Ling Xiaoxing's cold palm, he felt comfortable for a while.

He couldn't help rubbing it close, but the coolness quickly moved away, moving up along his delicate and fair skin, pulling the hem of the shirt out of his hand and putting it down.

"You..." Yunyou turned his head to speak to Ling Xiaoxing, but almost touched the tip of his nose.

Ling Xiaoxing did not know when he came behind him, the distance was very close, and his breath could be heard.

"Turn around." Ling Xiaoxing said in a hoarse voice.

Yunyou turned around obediently and stretched out his arms straight, like a primary school student who asked his mother to undress before going to bed. Half of the buttons on his chest were undone, leaving only the top three.

Ling Xiaoxing wrapped his fingers around the buttons of his shirt, and the buttons, which Yunyou couldn't untie no matter what, were so easily separated.

Ling Xiaoxing closed his eyes and focused on unbuttoning him, while Yunyou stared at him fixedly.

"What are you looking at me for?" Ling Xiaoxing's eyes were still on the buttons, but he was speaking to Yunyou.

"Look at you." Yun You said generously.

The corner of Ling Xiaoxing's mouth twitched, ready to undo the second button.

"It would be great if I was a girl." Yun You said suddenly.

"why?"

"In this way, we can fall in love with you." Yun You said shaking his head.

Ling Xiaoxing's quietly closed eyelashes flicked, and his fingers stopped, "Do you know what you're talking about?"

"Of course I know," Yunyou said angrily when his IQ was questioned, "I'm just drunk, not stupid."

"Are you really drunk?" Ling Xiaoxing asked.

He really wondered if Yunyou was just pretending to be so drunk after only two sips of beer?

"Drunk," Yunyou saw that he didn't unbutton his shirt any more, he anxiously grabbed Ling Xiaoxing's hand and pressed him on his chest indiscriminately, signaling him not to stop. "Why don't you believe me?"

"So I'm really drunk," Ling Xiaoxing followed him, and continued to undo the second button slowly, "I thought..."

"Why?"

A smile floated on the corner of Ling Xiaoxing's mouth: "I thought you were trying to seduce me on purpose."

The second button was finally undone, leaving only one button on the neckline, which bound Yunyou's Adam's apple. Because of drinking, his neck was dyed a thin red like first-ripe strawberries, which was hidden in the collar of the snow-white shirt.

"Seduce?" Yun You caught the word and smiled, "This level is called seduce?"

Before Ling Xiaoxing could reply, Yunyou put his hands on his shoulders, pushed him into the corner, leaned against him, hooked Ling Xiaoxing's neck, stared fixedly at his Adam's apple for a moment, then turned his head suddenly, Kissed.

Ling Xiaoxing's pupils suddenly dilated.

The soft lips were lightly pressed against the Adam's apple, as if holding a delicious berry, the red tip of the tongue hooked the Adam's apple, and swept upwards slowly and vigorously.

Looking from Ling Xiaoxing's point of view, one can see his crimson misty brows and eyes under the thick eyelashes, feel Ling Xiaoxing's eyes, the eye feathers tremble, slowly lift up, the two eyes touch each other, like a wandering Peach Blossom's eyes suddenly bent, the rain was violent and windy, the peach petals were flying, causing layers of ripples.

Ling Xiaoxing's hand hanging by his side suddenly clenched tightly.

Yunyou hooked a few times lazily like a cat licking milk, and found that Ling Xiaoxing didn't respond at all, so he couldn't help feeling a little lack of interest. He was about to back away, but was stopped.

Ling Xiaoxing's hand was attached to his back, not as cold and comfortable as before, but rather hot, the temperature could be scalded through the fabric, Yunyou frowned, twisted and tried to break free, but he could only be grabbed It was even tighter, and the base of the thigh was covered with scorching heat.

Under Yunyou's unscrupulous teasing, Ling Xiaoxing couldn't bear it anymore, he turned his back on the guest and pressed Yunyou against the wall, not forgetting to put his hand behind his head.

Ling Xiaoxing exhaled deeply, and whispered in Yunyou's ear, "You took the initiative to seduce me."

Yunyou's eyes widened, even though he was caught in a trap, he was still naive and innocent: "I'm just showing you what real seduction is."

"You want to run after teasing?" Ling Xiaoxing said hoarsely, "It's late."

He lowered his head and approached Yunyou's lips.

At the critical moment, Yunyou's upright disposition gave him a beeping sound of warning, Yunyou suddenly became agitated, with his palm facing outwards, he stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, his eyes widened, he couldn't tell whether it was surprise or fear.

Even if he would be hated, at this moment, he didn't want to stop.

This obvious refusal didn't stop Ling Xiaoxing's movements either. Ling Xiaoxing rested his head on the back of his head with one hand, pulled off the hand that was blocking his mouth with the other, and went to grab the other hand.

Yun You tightly closed his eyes, turned his head away, as if he was afraid to face what happened next.

However, the other hand in front of the mouth was not forcefully pulled away as expected.

The outward palm suddenly became hot, as if a feather had fallen, or a grain of hot snow had fallen.

His eyelashes trembled, he tentatively narrowed his eyes, and saw Ling Xiaoxing's eyebrows and eyes close at hand.

"Just kidding," Ling Xiaoxing backed away, the smile on the corners of his lips becoming more satiated, "I won't force you."

He unbuttoned Yunyou the last button, took two steps back, turned and left.

The kiss was short, light and hot, and Yunyou clenched his palms unconsciously, like holding flying catkins or melting snowflakes.

But the temperature finally slipped through the fingers, but the touch was imprinted on the palm for a long time.

His ears were filled with the sound of intense heart beating, and he was still leaning against the wall, as if his soul had been emptied, his nails unconsciously picking where the kiss fell.

The sound of their conversation came from outside the door, and Xue Yiding asked vaguely with meat in his mouth, "What have you been doing inside for so long?"

"Kids, don't meddle in so many nosy things." Ling Xiaoxing's voice was still hoarse.

"I'm already twenty!" Xue Yiding shouted unconvinced, "What are you doing?"

Ling Xiaoxing made a "tsk" sound, "Do you want to take care of me when I go to the bathroom?"

In order to avoid causing Baba Xue's beeping again, Ling Xiaoxing finished it as quickly as possible, washed his hands, and held the doorknob. Just as he was about to go out, he almost bumped into someone.

Before Ling Xiaoxing could say anything, Yunyou squeezed into the bathroom through the gap beside him, pushed him out in a hurry, and closed the door with a "bang".

Xue Yiding shouted from behind in the living room: "Why are you both in such a hurry! Brother Yunyou, you really should rent an apartment with two bathrooms, it's too inconvenient."

Yunyou's roar came from the bathroom: "I need two bathrooms for ghosts in my f*cking single apartment!"

Ling Xiaoxing raised his eyebrows, looked back at the bathroom with a little surprise, and felt that Yunyou now seemed a little different from before.

The hot pot was cooking, and the variety show was continuing. When it came to the on-site evidence search, Yunyou searched the gardener's room. Seeing a secret door behind the shelf that was locked by a tripod lock, Yunyou rubbed his chin in thought for a moment.

[Here it is again, and it's the director's favorite part to pretend to show off his IQ]

[What do you mean? 】

[For those sisters who haven't watched the previous seasons, the director of "Nobody" loves to set up this kind of door. It will be very troublesome to find the key. The clues are intertwined, and you can't find it if you make a mistake.]

[Oh, then this game session is not suitable for Yunyou]

[Hurry up, how long is he going to stand here, I don't want to see him standing here stupidly anymore]

However, to everyone's surprise, Yunyou put down his hand on his chin, took two steps back, picked up the chainsaw on the shelf, and directly sawed open the secret door.

The audience was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

[Fucking hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha finally the biggest black hole in this game has appeared]

[Yunyou really deserves to be a walking bug]

【Too strong! !The people in the props team probably got their noses crooked from anger]

Xue Yiding and the others also slapped their thighs with laughter: "Absolutely, indeed, as expected of my brother Yunyou, this operation is quite annoying hahahahaha!!"

Sure enough, the next shot is the director yelling at Yunyou into the walkie-talkie: "Yunyou! Deliberate destruction of props is prohibited! Stop immediately!"

The director shouted angrily in the headset, but Yunyou's expression remained unchanged, still holding the chainsaw firmly.

Amidst the thumping sound of the chainsaw, shavings and sawdust were flying, and after a while, he saw a gap in the secret door, revealing the contents inside.

The three-spring lock "dangling" hung on the ground, and it closed its eyes peacefully as it hadn't played any role at all.

Looking at the gun in the secret door in front of him, Yun You couldn't help but click his tongue.

"Yunyou! Did you hear what I said!" The director yelled angrily, and Yunyou couldn't help hissing, and took off a headset, "I heard it."

"Didn't you hear me say I won't let you destroy the props!" the director said angrily.

"I'm sorry, Director Li, the chainsaw was too loud, I didn't hear it." Yun You said apologetically, "It's the first time I participated in this program, and there are many things I don't understand. I'm really sorry, and I won't be like this next time."

【Rain Dash: I know I was wrong, but I will dare next time】

[The director has always played tricks on the guests, this is really the first time he has been played by the guests hahahahaha]

[Small—wooden—door——]

[Three—spring—lock——]

[It's too strong, it's too strong, the brothers put it on the public screen! 】

【Awesome Niubi】

[I accept this wave of operations, I take back the words that questioned his IQ, and punish myself for my recklessness]

When the living room was laughing and laughing, the door of the bathroom rang, and Yunyou came out, his footsteps a little weak.

There were drops of water on his face, and he sat in his seat with his eyes floating, as if he was lost in thought.

"Brother Yunyou." Zhang Siqi suddenly said, startling Yunyou, "Why do you call me?"

Zhang Siqi held up the drink bottle, seeing his reaction, he wondered, "It's nothing, I just asked you if you want to drink fruit juice."

"Oh, oh." Yun You handed over his cup with a guilty conscience.

Zhang Siqi felt a little strange, but he didn't care, and continued to stare at the TV engrossed.Ling Xiaoxing glanced at Yunyou, turned his body, lowered his voice, and asked, "Are you sober?"

"Ah? Ah," Yun You leaned back, distanced himself a little from him, and lowered his voice, his eyes drifted away unconsciously, and said, "Yes."

"Then do you remember what you did when you were drunk?" Ling Xiaoxing asked, staring into his eyes.

In order to increase his credibility, Yunyou forced himself to focus his eyes on Ling Xiaoxing's face, with a confused look on his face: "I don't remember, what did I do?"

Ling Xiaoxing raised the corner of his mouth, but didn't speak.

Yunyou's tense shoulders slowly relaxed.

"You don't need to become a girl." Ling Xiaoxing's voice suddenly sounded again, "You can also fall in love with me."

Yunyou's eyes were blank at first, and then widened. He quickly realized the slight change in himself, coughed again, and asked suspiciously: "What are you talking about, what turned into a girl? Do you want to fall in love?"

Ling Xiaoxing didn't speak anymore, but the smile on the corner of his mouth was always on his lips.