Cannon fodder is always forced to become a group favorite

After washing off all the dust, Yunyou left the bathroom and joined the camp of making hot pot.

After the preparations were completed, Xue Yiding knew that Yunyou's variety show was going to be broadcast tonight, and he wanted to watch it with great interest, but he didn't know how to turn on the TV, so he fiddled with it for a long time.

In the end, Ling Xiaoxing couldn't stand it any longer, walked over and said, "Okay, give me the remote control."

He brought it over and pressed it twice, the TV turned on successfully, Xue Yiding just cheered, and then felt that something was wrong: "Wait, Brother Yunyou's TV, why do you know how to turn it on, Brother Ling?"

This is a good question, and it successfully made the originally relaxed and cheerful atmosphere stagnant.

Yunyou's hands that adjusted the sesame paste stopped.

Ling Xiaoxing slapped him directly on the back of the neck, and squeezed it with a smile, "Are you so curious about the two of us?"

"Don't dare," Xue Yiding immediately shrugged his neck, and didn't dare to ask about the two of them again. He searched for the fourth season of "There Were None" on TV.

Liang Yuan came over with a hot pot, plugged in the electricity, set out a coffee table with vegetables and meat, there was juice and beer, Yunyou gets drunk easily and doesn't like to drink, opened two cans of beer for Xue Yiding, Liang Yuan and Zhang Siqi, unscrewed the drink, poured After filling the cup, he asked Ling Xiaoxing what to drink.

Seeing Yunyou pouring juice, Xue Yiding said in a yin and yang manner: "No, sir, you are an adult at 21 and you still drink juice?"

Ling Xiaoxing said softly, "I also drink fruit juice."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Xue Yiding, who immediately gave up, and said dog-leggedly: "The juice is good, the juice is wonderful, and the health and beauty are amazing."

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On TV, after the opening title and simple rules were introduced, Xue Yiding cheered up and said, "Come on, come on!"

The blueberry video tv version supports the barrage function. Not long after it started broadcasting, there were overwhelming barrages.

[Yunyou Baby's first variety show! !expect! ! ! ! 】

【I'm coming, I'm coming~~~】

[The lawyer's attire really kills me 1551 is so handsome! ! ! ! 】

[It's so handsome, it's really amazing]

[Wen Jia!Brother Wen Jia, here I come! 】

At the beginning of the feature film, the manor hidden in the mountains and forests is slowly presented to the audience.

[Fuck, several cool estates!Is this the scene set by the show? ! 】

[Of course not, it is said that it is a manor in the suburbs of Yanjing City, a particularly rich old family, lent it to the program crew for filming]

[Woc666 what kind of family can actually afford such a house... It's not a villa, it's a manor! ! ! 】

[I really can't imagine the world of rich people, they are too rich, woo woo woo]

[What is the relationship between this family and the program group? If you say borrow it, you will borrow it? 】

In the sour barrage, after showing the villas, fountains, and gardens of the manor, the camera turned back to the guests.

In addition to the barrage of support from the veteran guests of the third season of "And There Were None", there are also many Yunyou and Wenjia.

The director held up a loudspeaker and announced the new rules for this episode:

In this issue, there will be one victim, six suspects, and one of the suspects is the real murderer. Within 48 hours, the five suspects must cooperate to find the real murderer, and the real murderer can be killed within 48 hours. drop others.

As soon as this sentence was uttered, the barrage that was originally a fanciful support was shocked: 【Kill other people? 】

[Wow is it so big to play?Exciting Excitement! ! 】

[Although, this rule is too unscientific, so as long as the murderer kills everyone else at the beginning, doesn't he win? 】

After explaining the rules, amidst the complaints from all the guests, the director had to check the suitcases of all the guests.

Seeing that Wen Jia actually brought a dumbbell, the barrage was full of hahaha.

When Yunyou was found, the staff saw something, squeezed it curiously, and said, "Hey, what is this?"

With a scream of "Ah!", the staff showed a screaming chicken in front of everyone.

Director: "What are you doing with this thing!??"

Yun You thought for a while, and tentatively said, "Hmm... to ward off evil spirits?"

Barrage:【? ? ?It's started again, isn't it? 】

[When will you guys get married? I can't wait! ! 】

[It is reasonable to suspect that this screaming chicken is their token of love! 】

[The sisters in front don’t have to doubt, it’s definitely over]

【I am a heartless hissing machine】

【It's hard to end if they don't get married】

【It's hard to end if they don't get married】

【It's hard to end if they don't get married】

When Xue Yiding and Liang Yuan saw the screaming chicken, they also showed meaningful expressions to Yunyou and Ling Xiaoxing, while Zhang Siqi had a face full of surprise and even had a feeling of "that's it?"

Yunyou coughed and explained: "My screaming chicken has been kept in the suitcase and never taken out. I just brought it along for the show. Don't think about it."

Ling Xiaoxing just hooked the corners of his mouth and said nothing else, the other three had a look of "hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss".

After a brief introduction of the rules, the game officially began, and Yunyou became a detective, responsible for solving the case.

[Laughing to death, he, a high school dropout, can still be a detective?Can you become a detective if you participate in No Survival for the first time?Should the background be more obvious? 】

【Is Heizi interesting? He's always obsessed with academic qualifications. Education is the least important thing in the entertainment industry, okay? ? 】

[Black-bone chicken mackerel, why do you want to watch a show so many people are ky?Wouldn't you like to watch the show in peace? 】

Xue Yiding and the others were a little embarrassed to see these barrages passing by, but Yunyou was quite calm. Since his debut, such remarks were not seen too often.

There were some discordant voices at the beginning, but as the program progressed and the case unfolded, the audience also focused on the program itself.

Xue Yiding, Liang Yuan and Zhang Siqi were attracted by the case, while Yunyou rated his own performance while watching, to see what he did not do well.

The four of them were staring at the TV intently, when Yunyou suddenly heard the sound of chopsticks colliding with the porcelain plate, and turned his head to see that it was Ling Xiaoxing who had just picked up a large piece of mutton sliced ​​out of the hot pot with chopsticks Put it on his plate.

Just as Yunyou was about to say thank you, Ling Xiaoxing raised an index finger to his lips, silently said "shh", and winked at him.

Yun You glanced at the three people watching TV with stretched necks beside him. Feeling guilty for no reason, he picked up the mutton slices and dipped them in the sauce. He just finished eating the big chopsticks, and then put the cooked dragon fish and fish roe shrimp on the plate slip.

Yunyou wanted to say don't pinch me, but when he looked up and saw Ling Xiaoxing's satisfied expression after successfully feeding the food, he silently swallowed it down.

Seeing more and more things piled up on the plate, he couldn't help picking up a few chopsticks for Ling Xiaoxing, signaling with his eyes for him to eat too.

Ling Xiaoxing glanced at the meat on his plate that had been caught by Yunyou's chopsticks, and the corners of his lips raised an inconspicuous arc.Under the urging of Yunyou's eyes, he picked up a shrimp slip with fish roe, pressed the tip of the chopsticks slightly to penetrate it, so that it was completely immersed in the sesame sauce, and rolled it gently.

Yunyou looked at his elegant and elegant eating behavior, and was a little dumbfounded. Ling Xiaoxing also felt his gaze. When he stopped, the fish roe and shrimp completely wrapped in sesame paste slid to his lips, and Ling Xiaoxing lifted his eyelashes , definitely took a look at Yunyou.

The sauce was thick and slowly slid down along the inclined angle. Ling Xiaoxing glanced at the sauce, opened his mouth, and at the moment when the fish roe and shrimp slippery was about to enter his mouth, his tongue swept over the sauce that was about to drip At the same time, he slowly took a bite of the springy shrimp slippery.

Yunyou looked away in a panic, his mouth was inexplicably dry, he picked up the cup on the table and poured it into his mouth without looking at it, took two sips before he realized that something was wrong.

What he took was Liang Yuan's beer, but he didn't drink it after opening the can.

His expression panicked for a moment, but he soon calmed down again. He picked up a piece of fish dipped in sauce and swallowed it, as if he could suppress the taste of wine in his mouth.

Seeing that he was almost done eating, Ling Xiaoxing said, "The meat is cooked."

The three words immediately woke up Xue Yiding, Liang Yuan and Zhang Siqi, who were immersed in the TV. The three came back to their senses, and were about to pounce on the hungry tiger, but when they scooped up the chopsticks in the hot pot, they found nothing.Xue Yiding swiped and pulled several times before picking up a piece.

He widened his eyes, "Why is it so small!"

"It's relatively small." Ling Xiaoxing said nonchalantly, "There is one more."

As he spoke, he picked up another plate of mutton rolls and prepared to put them in the pot.

"Wait." Zhang Siqi suddenly raised his chopsticks to block Ling Xiaoxing's mutton rolls.

He quickly glanced at the situation on the table, one-third of the dragon fish was missing, the missing fish roe and shrimp slippery, and a plate of mutton that was picked up now but only a few slices.

Zhang Siqi swept the five people's plates again, and the other three were all clean, only the plates of Yun You and Ling Xiao Xing had soup stains, and the dipping sauce in the small bowl had obviously been touched.

He immediately fixed his eyes on Yunyou and Lingxiaoxing, "Is it you guys? The ones who secretly ate so many things."

Yunyou was about to speak, but he hiccupped guiltily, and the smell of alcohol rose up.

Ling Xiaoxing said frankly: "No."

The other three were shocked by his shameless words, and you still want to deny it?

Zhang Siqi also wanted to expose the sinful behavior of the two of them eating alone, but he gave in under Ling Xiaoxing's lust: "...well, if you don't eat, you don't eat."

The three of them cowardly continued to order new ingredients.

This time when they were watching TV, they also became more aware. They cleaned up the hot pot almost as soon as they were familiar with it. They were afraid that Ling Xiaoxing and Yunyou would fight for food again. Why did Ling Xiaoxing let him eat first?

"Yuan'er, I accidentally drank a few sips of your beer." Yunyou said.

"It's okay, I'll open another can." Liang Yuan didn't care.

"Why don't you drink the rest," Yun You pushed the can of beer in front of Liang Yuan, "I don't like beer."

Liang Yuan was about to take it, when he suddenly felt a chill behind him, and turned his head, as expected, Ling Xiaoxing was drinking juice and looking at him coolly.

Liang Yuan immediately faltered: "... Forget it, drink it yourself, brother Yunyou."

Yunyou frowned: "Well, since you dislike it so much."

"It's not disgusting!" Liang Yuan argued, racking his brains to think of reasons, "I just, I just have a tone, and I'm afraid of infecting you."

"Can breath be contagious?" Zhang Siqi interjected curiously.

"You can have athlete's foot, but why not your tone?" Liang Yuan plausibly said.

Yun You was a little puzzled and said, "But, if I drink it first and then you, it won't infect me, will it?"

Liang Yuan: "..."

Just before he could think of another reason, a slender, white hand with well-defined bones stretched out.

Ling Xiaoxing put his finger on the beer can, "I'll drink it."

Yun You watched helplessly as the beer can was pressed against his lips, the body of the can tilted, the liquor slowly flowed into Ling Xiaoxing's mouth, and the distinct Adam's apple rolled up and down.

Ling Xiaoxing was drinking beer, but his eyes were fixed on Yunyou, Chunshui's eyes never blinked.

A drop of yellowish wine overflowed from the corner of his lips, the red tip of his tongue lightly licked it, rolled it slightly, and licked off the drop of beer.

The spring water is rippling, and the aroma of the fermented malt is intoxicated by the spring breeze.

Yunyou felt that he suddenly became very hot, his head felt dizzy like heatstroke, his pores were open, and sweat leaked out, sticking to his shirt, and the 25-degree air conditioner couldn't calm his hotness.

He stood up and almost knocked over his plate in a panic. Under the astonished eyes of everyone, he said, "I, I'm going to change into thinner clothes."

Yunyou walked quickly to his bedroom and unbuttoned his shirt. It seemed that he was drunk, and he was dizzy. He couldn't unbutton one button. After tossing for a long time, sweat came out. I grabbed the hem of the shirt and wanted to lift it up, but when I took it off halfway and couldn't get it up or down, the door behind me opened.

He turned his head and saw Ling Xiaoxing.

Ling Xiaoxing's gaze flashed past his thin waist, he paused, and said, "I haven't come out for so long, let me see if you're okay."

He was about to close the door and go out when he was suddenly called to a halt.

He raised his head and met Yunyou's face. Although he only drank a couple of sips of wine, his cheeks were already stained red, his forehead hair was wet with sweat, a few strands stuck to his forehead, and there was a faint layer of peach blossom in his eyes Milky white mist, like a dream like fog.

Ling Xiaoxing closed his eyes, then opened them again: "What's wrong?"

Yun You ripped off his clothes a little embarrassedly: "I can't take it off."

"Can't take it off?" Ling Xiaoxing repeated unconsciously.

Yun You made a humming sound of a young animal, feeling ashamed that he was like this now: "...um."

"Then?" Ling Xiaoxing unconsciously clenched his fingers holding the doorknob.

"Xing Xing," Yunyou held the hem of the white shirt weakly with his fingers, revealing a beautiful white waistline, he bit his crimson lower lip, took a light breath, and a drop of crystal sweat rolled from the tip of his nose.

He looked at Ling Xiaoxing and said, "...help me."