ABO happy to be a father

"Today is later than usual, what's the matter?" Su Mucheng knocked on Ye Xiu who had logged into the Glory game.

"Don't mention it, I'm in big trouble, you can help me think of one thing." In the dungeon, Ye Xiu didn't start the monster first, but paddled beside him.

The person Ye Xiu is most familiar with is also the person who is most familiar with Ye Xiu. He readily expressed his curiosity: "Hey, what are you thinking?"

"Who in our league is the most suitable to be a mother?"

A series of surprised expressions came from the other side: "Question: Who made your Q profile picture?"

"It's you. You didn't hack your account, it's me." Ye Xiu said, "Do you want to post a video on QQ?"

"No, no, no. Why, think of solving a lifelong event?"

"No, no, I've always been emotionally slow. Do you think there is anyone in the league who is in love with me except those who want to kill me?"

Su Mucheng was silent for a while: "...Let's make a video, I don't think you are the real person now."

On the screen, Ye Xiu was extremely upright: "Can we talk now?"

When it comes to playing Glory, Ye Xiu is ten blocks ahead of everyone, and when it comes to talking about relationships, he is also ten blocks behind everyone—the ranking is at the bottom.

If there is a problem, he must find the right person to solve the problem. The person he can find, the person he knows best is of course Su Mucheng.

"What's wrong with you? Are you being forced into marriage by your family?" Su Mucheng asked with a smile.

"Who was forced to marry by the family?" A head poked out beside her, Chen Guo.

"Ye Xiu?" Chen Guo exclaimed.

"Isn't it me? It just so happens that you are here, Mrs. Boss, to help the staff."

"Consultant what?"

"Is there anyone in the alliance who fell in love with him?" Su Mucheng laughed, "Is there anyone who is willing to give birth to you?"

Ye Xiu nodded with a sad face: "This is already an established fact."

"What established fact?"

Ye Xiu picked up the paternity test report, turned to the last page in front of the camera.

Su Mucheng and Chen Guo kept laughing and joking until they saw the conclusion of the appraisal, they both became at a loss by coincidence.

"What does this mean?" Chen Guo asked first.

"It means that I have a son who is already five months old." Ye Xiu said, "Don't look at me, I only found out about it two hours ago."

"You have a son! I've been promoted." Su Mucheng was very happy, "Do I want to make a red envelope? It just so happened that Xiao Zhou sent red envelopes today, and I grabbed a lot of them."

"Ah? Oh, congratulations!" Chen Guo also smiled, "Wait a minute, I'll give you a red envelope too."

"That's not the point." Ye Xiu rubbed his forehead, "I still don't know who the hell my son is."

"—what!" cried the two girls in unison.

"...That's how things are, so, do you think it might be a professional player I know?" Ye Xiu humbly asked for advice.

He is a great god in the world of glory, but in society, he is an unpopular technical geek, and his experience in love is almost zero.

"It's really hard to say." Su Mucheng rolled her eyes, "Probably you never knew how attractive you are."

"You think I'm attractive? Do you dare to tell the truth?"

"Hmm...you were very attractive when you were playing Glory." Su Mucheng narrowed the scope considerably.

"I have goosebumps." Ye Xiu muttered, "Or, is the proprietress interested in being a mother to the child?"

"What? It's none of my business?" Chen Guo was surprised.

"I can't figure out who the child's mother is. Boss, are you still single? How about a power leveling?"

"Power leveling your size! This is a child's play!"

"It's because it's not child's play that I'm distressed." Ye Xiu said, "The child can't live without a mother. I have to find the child's mother."

"Then just think about who is interested in you?" Su Mucheng smiled.

"I don't know." Ye Xiu said weakly.

"Go to the group and ask." Su Mucheng made a move.

"Since the other party quietly threw the child at my door, they are planning to keep their identity secret. Is it useful for me to go to the group? But I can make a side note." Ye Xiu clicked on the contestant group, "Who knows how to raise a five-month-old baby?" Crying so much that I can’t be coaxed! Small window private chat!”

It was rare for the ancient gods to erupt, but he suddenly threw out a topic that had nothing to do with Glory, and the professional player group immediately exploded.

All kinds of question marks and exclamation marks worship God.

The little penguin in the lower right corner also started to flash.

Ye Xiu clicked on the first one: "Is the baby really crying?" It was from Su Mucheng.

"I wouldn't know if she wasn't in my room. I probably didn't cry. My mother has a lot of experience in raising children." Ye Xiu replied, "She said that the little guy is easy to raise when she sees the child's face."

"You don't raise it? You haven't hugged it, have you?"

"I hugged him, and then I got hit by Falling Flower Palm several times. I still dare not defend myself, and I can't taunt."

"There's so much hatred and so much grievance."

"Let's talk later, I'll see who knocks on me privately."

"Uh-huh!"

Ye Xiu flicked the mouse, clicked to the lower right corner, and opened the second private chat window.

He froze immediately.

Generally, those who hit him privately were mostly from the previous seasons. After all, he is a great master. When most players hit him, they have to weigh it first.

Ye Xiu would not be surprised if other people talk privately, for example, Huang Shaotian, Fang Rui and Li Xun must be very curious.Those like Wang Jiexi, Yu Wenzhou and Zhang Xinjie will be more rigorous.

But he never expected that the one who knocked him this time was a guy who had almost no presence in the group.

——Zhou Zekai.

Zhou Zekai sent several videos, and then several files, requesting to accept them.

Ye Xiu took a look: "How to Put Your Baby to Sleep", "Stop Crying a Baby", "Understanding Children's Body Language"...

He was not busy receiving documents, and knocked on the other party: "Xiao Zhou? Why do you have these?"

Zhou Zekai: "Senior, it's useful! Coax the baby first!"

Ye Xiu's heart suddenly turned a few corners.

First, sending so much content in an instant?No matter how fast a professional player is, he still has to open the folder.Calculated by the time, this is not to look for after seeing the information. It is obvious that it has been prepared for a long time, and it may even be read.

Second, put your kids first...

"Xiao Zhou, do you have a child to coax?" Ye Xiu asked.

Zhou Zekai answered "yes" and urged Ye Xiu to coax the baby.At this time, he didn't see the hesitation and thoughtfulness that he had when facing the reporter.

Ye Xiu couldn't help being in a daze: "Your baby is a very energetic son."

"How did senior know!"

Ye Xiuyan almost fell down: "I remember you are not O, you can't give birth."

Zhou Zekai "..." for a long time, using pictures to speak: "Well! I didn't give birth! But my son!"

At the end of the day, the 64G memory of his mobile phone was almost full, and he didn't know how to do it. Anyway, he had as many photos and small videos as he wanted.

Not only that, Zhou Zekai has already placed an order for the latest DV and SLR from a certain treasure. He is rich and self-willed, and has super mobility. He doesn't want the best but the most expensive. The sooner the better.

As for the little clothes, quilts, toys and household items bought for the baby...it's a miracle that the credit card hasn't been maxed out yet.

——Aiko Maniac is too scary.

The members of the Samsara team felt sorry for each other, because of little Zhou, the captain talked more today than in a month, is this Zhou Zekai?Isn't this Huang Shaotian?

And this kind of thoughtfulness and meticulousness... Isn't it really Wang Jiexi?

A little Zhou brought the combination of Huang Shaotian and Wang Jiexi to the team, it seemed as if the captain's skills had been reshuffled, it was too scary.

But Zhou Zekai didn't realize it.

If it wasn't for the baby's sleeping, he continued to study the ABC of baby care after giggling, and he didn't see Q so soon.

So without thinking about it, he sent a copy of the information.

Ye Xiu looked carefully at the photo of the baby sent by Zhou Zekai, and he was sure that he was not at all similar to himself, nor was he at all similar to Ye Shisan, so he was relieved.

"When did Xiao Zhou become a father?"

"Is baby better?"

The two sentences jumped out of the dialog box at the same time.

Ye Xiu hurriedly said, "It's working. Xiao Zhou is very experienced. How long have you been practicing?"

Zhou Zekai: "I just found out today."

"Where's mom?"

"No mother."

Ye Xiu was stunned for a moment, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he asked tentatively, "Did it come down from the sky with an envelope attached?"

"!" Zhou Zekai was stunned.

"No way..." Ye Xiu murmured, "Five months? I don't know who the mother is? Can you use Falling Flower Palm in your arms?"

"Five months, no mother. Falling Flower Palm?" Zhou Zekai answered one by one.The last question puzzled him.

"It's just attacking you alone."

"No. Xiao Hui is very good." Zhou Zekai sent a photo, Xiao Zhou was in his arms, smiling sweetly.

"Wait, what's on him..." Ye Xiu's eyes were good, and he was keen to find something unusual.

Little Zhou is holding something on his chest.

That is a notebook.

It was a notebook with the pastor laughing and singing composure as the cover.

It's so strange, how can the baby recognize words now?

How could Zhou Zekai have a priest's notebook at hand?

"Xiao Hui likes priests." Zhou Zekai explained.

"Don't you like the sharpshooter? Or don't you like other characters besides the priest?" Ye Xiu was very clear about the character of this junior, so he clarified the question.

"I don't feel anything else, I like the pastor the most."

"Favorite pastor? Then I should go to Tyranny and raise it for Zhang Xinjie." Ye Xiu said, "I remember that Shi Buzhuan's merchandise is the best seller."

This is the truth. Fang Minghua has never made it to the All-Stars, and Zhang Xinjie is an All-Star every year. Of course, the surroundings are not only based on strength, but also on the economic benefits that players can bring.

Compared with Shi Buzhuan, the number one priest in the league, of course there are not many around him who laughs and sings freely.

Zhou Zekai: "Senior, you make sense!"

He quickly opened the small window and knocked on Zhang Xinjie: "Is senior there? I have some personal matters to ask for help."

Of course there was no response.

Zhou Zekai looked at the time. This was the well-known sleep time for Deputy Team Zhang.Even Han Wenqing, who dared to yell at the boss, would not disturb Zhang Xinjie's rest at this time.

But the new silly dad just forgot about that.

Zhou Zekai even forgot that Shi Buzhuan's merchandise can be bought on a certain treasure—yes, he went to place an order right away!

On Ye Xiu's side, he lit a cigarette again and thought about the problem.

Except for him and Ye Qiu, Xiao Xiaoye doesn't hit anyone in Luohuazhang, which is too unusual.If he said that no conditioned reflex was established, he himself did not believe it.

On the other hand, Zhou Zekai's side, little Zhou clearly showed a preference for priests, and Ye Xiu didn't really believe that he didn't deliberately guide him.

Two babies of about the same age appeared at the father's place on the same day, and the mother concealed her identity.

So Ye Xiu knocked on Zhou Zekai: "Then can I read the letter?"

Zhou Zekai hesitated.

The reason for his hesitation is simple: "...Mom? Will you find it?"

"Children can't live without a mother. A single-parent family is not good for the growth and development of the baby's mind." Ye Xiu explained, "Especially Xiao Zhou, you still have to fight, because you can't keep up with both ends. You work hard, and the children work even harder."

"I will take good care of him!" Zhou Zekai firmly expressed his conviction.

Ye Xiu thought this reaction was a bit strange: "Why, you don't want to look for it?"

"Hmm..." Zhou Zekai hesitated, what if Ye Xiu really found the baby's mother through this letter, what would he do?

Ye Xiu: "You love babies, how can you bear to see other people's babies not find their mother?"

Zhou Zekai: "..."

Ye Xiu: "He was crying so much that I couldn't help it."

Zhou Zekai: "!!!"

So give in.

Ye Xiu was able to see the letter from Zhou Hui's baby, but he had to wait for Zhou Zekai to sort out the photos on his phone - after all, the memory was full.

During this time, he did not ignore other small windows.

Huang Shaotian: "Lao Ye, Lao Ye, what the hell are you doing! You have a child? Hahaha, who is so shameless to marry you! Oh no, it couldn't have been born by you, right? I said why did you retire in Season [-]? Did you go to have a baby? Hahahahaha, you have finally exposed your O attribute, where is the baby? Let your uncle take a look, so that you can send you a red envelope! Also, are you crying so much? I heard that breastfeeding is fine, if you want Try it without a pacifier? Hahaha, it’s hard to imagine the scene of you holding your baby and breastfeeding!”

Ye Xiu replied, "You will know when you are born."

"........." This was Huang Shaotian's response.