ABO happy to be a father

"It's impossible for the child to be mine." Ye Qiu said firmly.

"What about the evidence? Who can remember what happened more than a year ago so clearly." Ye Xiu said.

"Of course it's paternity testing, instead of the old-fashioned tandem short repeat fragment STR comparison, now use single nucleotide polymorphism SNP identification, and compare through whole genome sequencing..."

"Wait," Ye Xiu understood every word Ye Qiu said, but he was completely confused when they connected together, "Speak human."

Ye Qiu, Ye's father and Ye's mother, looking at the eldest son, all hated that iron could not be made into steel.

"Then what, there is a specialization in the art industry." Ye Xiu laughed, "I talked about the dungeon records around the silver armor and silver weapon, but he didn't understand either, did he?"

Papa Ye frowned: "The key point."

Ye Qiu quickly replied: "The current technology can do the identification of identical twins, and there is almost no possibility of misjudgment. I did the urgent identification today, and here are the results."

"I didn't provide DNA." Ye Xiu scratched his head, trying to continue to blame, "Ye Qiu, what did you do inside, tell me honestly."

Ye Qiu raised his eyebrows, "I took your toothbrush."

Ye Xiu had a face full of shit: "..."

It was rare to see his brother's deflated expression, Ye Qiu made persistent efforts and pulled out the identification report: "The child is yours, the probability is about [-]%."

—Barrett sniped.

Ye Xiu's casual expression changed: "So, isn't this an early April Fool's Day?"

"Accompany you on April Fool's Day? Are we all free?" Ye Qiu pointed at Ye's father and mother, pointing at the little cradle, "Brother bastard, tell me the truth, who the hell is the child!"

Ye Xiu scratched his head: "Well, I really don't know. I'm a plain-haired commoner, I don't know anything, I don't know anything, I have no savings, and I don't have a status. Who can fall in love with me?"

"I don't like you? You are in your circle and I heard that you have a good reputation?" Papa Ye put on his reading glasses and took a thick folder, "Little Yezi, read it, page three."

"Oh."

Ye Qiu took the folder, opened it, and cleared his throat: "Ye Xiu, known as the Glory Textbook, Fighting God, Master of Tactics, is proficient in all professions. The winner of the first to third seasons of the Glory Professional League, the 1th season championship, the fourth season The runner-up winner, the first and only creator of a dynasty with three consecutive championships in the history of the Glory Professional League, the four-time Most Valuable Player, the star of damage twice, the one-hit kill once, and the king of heads-up once. Su Mucheng was selected as the "Best Partner" for four consecutive years from the 3th season to the 10th season. In the 4th season from the regular season to the finals, 4 consecutive individual games (7 consecutive victories in the regular season) created a history of glory The record on the Internet. The leader of the Chinese national team in the two Glory World Invitational Tournaments. Distinguished technical consultant and honorary chairman of the Glory Alliance..."

"Stop, stop, stop... the front is enough, honorary chairman or something, don't show that title to deal with foreigners." Ye Xiu raised his forehead.

"If you don't give you a title, how can you enjoy more retirement allowances in the future." Ye Ma hated iron and steel, "Now you are a person who takes care of your family. This is not a trivial matter."

"Our family doesn't need me to drag the family. I'm not a hindrance."

Mama Ye pointed to the little cradle.

"Heh heh heh heh—"

Coincidentally, the little baby woke up kicking his legs, blinking his big eyes.

"Ye Xiu, hug him, he's not that fragile. I've known someone for five months."

Ye Xiu had no choice but to obey his mother's words. Ye Xiu bit the bullet and picked up the baby. The big fat boy was very heavy and lively, but he didn't recognize the important point, and stretched out his chubby hand with a smile——

"Snapped!"

Ye Xiu received a crisp falling palm on his face.

Ye Qiu covered his mouth and waited for a joke, but when he saw his brother got tricked, he laughed loudly: "The child hates you so much, it's all training the conditioned reflex."

Falling Flower Palm has its own stiffening effect, and Ye Xiu, who was accidentally hit, didn't react for three seconds.

Then I couldn't laugh or cry.

"This is the proof that we didn't suspect that he was not a member of the Ye family!" Ye Qiu, who had suffered several Falling Flower palms, was rocked with laughter.

After all, the children don't beat anyone, they only beat Ye Qiu, who looks the same as Ye Xiu. Ye's father, mother, nanny, and even the old Wang next door have never enjoyed the treatment of Luohuazhang, which can explain the problem.

Papa Ye coughed: "In your small circle, the possibility of someone envious of you is not low. Xiao Yezi, stop laughing and read page No. 15."

"Oh."

Ye Qiu turned to the specified page and continued to read: "There are 15 professional players in Glory e-sports, including 29 females (including female alpha, beta, and omega) of the right age and 19 male omega players of the right age. According to big data statistics , Ye Xiu has more than 2000 million fans, of which omega accounts for 72%..."

Ye Xiu didn't expect it either: "There are so many. So what? Dad, I have to remind you that the second gender of the contestants is kept secret."

"I didn't disclose it. This is a normal approval process." Dad Ye is quite calm, the leader always knows a lot of secrets, although Ye Dad is not directly under the leader, but the leader's friends are usually the leader.

"No, no, what I mean is that my second gender is also kept secret from the outside world, so the Alliance thinks I'm a beta...brother," Ye Xiu said, "It's really not that you took me while I was asleep. People killed by their underwear?"

"Evil, who would take the underwear you wore!" Ye Qiu disgusted.

"Then you will take my toothbrush?" Ye Xiu asked back.

"you--"

"Big Yezi, you really haven't done it? Isn't it a dewy marriage?" Ye Ma confirmed.

"Absolutely not." Ye Xiu answered with certainty.

Papa Ye looked serious: "Then call the police, stealing alpha sperm is a crime."

"It's not that serious, Dad!" Ye Xiu was surprised, "That thing, how many people die every year from handjobs."

"Can it be the same?" Papa Ye said, "No matter how good-for-nothing you are, you have the best genes in your bones. Test-tube babies are not expensive, and now there is one child here, how do I know there are not ten or eight out there. So many lives, Why don't you call the police?"

"What kind of punishment will he face?" Ye Xiu asked.

"All fertilized eggs and embryos were destroyed on the spot, and the principal offender was imprisoned for three to five years." Ye Qiu said, "and the child's custody, custody, and even visitation rights were permanently deprived."

Ye Xiu was taken aback: "It's so serious!"

He speaks a little loudly.

He has a little leaflet in his arms.

Xiao Xiaoye found that her Falling Flower Palm didn't work against the steel frame, kicked her calf, and cried loudly.

"Be good and don't cry..." Ye Xiu frantically coaxed him.

He has experience coaxing children, but not babies.

Seeing that Little Ye was out of breath and blushing, Ye Xiu immediately asked for help, and quickly put the baby into his mother's arms: "Mom, it's your grandson anyway, take care of it."

"Yo, you admit it?" Papa Ye asked coolly.

"Otherwise, what should we do? A child can't live without a parent." Ye Xiu said, "I'll go and calm down, don't call the police, let me think about it."

"Okay." Father Ye's attitude at the moment is very tolerant.

Ye Xiu looked at the energetic little Ye in Mother Ye's arms: "By the way, what's the name of this child?"

"Thirteen."

"What's the number?"

"His name is Ye Shisan, it's written in the envelope."

Father Ye motioned to Ye Qiu, who handed the bulging envelope to Ye Xiu: "See if there are any clues in it."

Ye Xiu took a breath: "There are clues."

"Say it!"

"This kind of naming is not like ordinary people... I think we can narrow the scope of our search, such as martial arts fans or something."

"Martial arts fan? Swordsman?" Ye Qiu thought thoughtfully.

A large number of swordsmen from Glory players and guild players all felt a chill in their backs and pain in their knees.

"Swordsman?" Papa Ye raised his voice slightly.

"I remember that there was a swordsman who had a good relationship with my brother..." Ye Qiu muttered, and started flipping through the folder, "This is not... this is not... ah, here it is!"

He began to read: "Huang Shaotian, Leo, male omega. Juggernaut, Demon Sword, the ace player of the Blue Rain Club, vice-captain. Manipulate the god-level character "Trouble in the Night Rain". Its game changer, the most famous opportunist in the professional world..."

"Stop, stop, it can't be Shaotian." Ye Xiu interrupted.

"But he is an omega and has the possibility of having children." Father Ye examined the eldest son from behind his glasses.

"Will all the omegas on the street give birth to me?"

"'Shaotian'? You call it very fluently. Are the two of you okay?" Mama Ye added, "This kid likes to chatter, maybe he inherited it?"

The corners of Ye Xiu's mouth twitched: "He has a Falling Flower Palm, maybe he inherited a Battle Mage?"

"Battle mage?" Father Ye looked at Ye Qiu again.

Ye Qiu flipped through the folder: "Sun Xiang, Sagittarius, male omega. The best rookie of the seven seasons of the Glory Professional League, an all-star player, belongs to the Samsara team. Has a god-level account battle mage 'One Autumn Leaf'..."

"Is he an omega?" Ye Xiu was surprised, "The Alliance is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger."

"You don't know? Looks like it can't be him." Ye Ma spoke up.

"Wait, I remember that this guy was wrong with you at the beginning? He is the heir to your account card." Ye Qiu said, "It's possible that love comes from hatred."

"If hate breeds love, your brother will have sex with the entire league. Even Happy has more than one person who doesn't like me." Ye Xiu explained a fact.

"Oh? Happy? You can have this." Papa Ye said, "I remember that Happy has a lot of girls?"

Seeing that Ye Qiu started flipping through folders again, Ye Xiu raised his forehead: "Stop flipping through, Xingxin doesn't have female omega."

"Women can have children no matter they are o or not, are you stupid?" Mama Ye added.

"Well, you reminded me that Xingxin has a male Omega." Ye Qiu recalled, "That old Wei, and Qiao Yifan?"

"Stop, stop, please keep your ideas in line with reality."

"It's a good fit. Old Wei and you have a lot in common. Both of these two are defecting to you, so it's hard to guarantee that they have something in them." Ye Qiu looked at the document, "No, it's not Old Wei. He's more addicted to cigarettes than you are. How could you give birth to such a cute little Thirteen? Do you have any old opponents who love you because of hatred? Ah... Tyranny! Enemy of ten years! Han Wenqing!"

"Let me die..." Ye Xiu gave up the treatment with a look of despair.

"Han Wenqing is an A, what a pity...wait a minute, Zhang Xinjie is an o!" Ye Qiu flipped through the folder clattering, "Capricorn, a male omega. One of the four great tactical masters, Tyranny's vice-captain and tactical planner, The golden generation, the number one priest in the league. The only priest player among the All-Stars, and the only priest player in the World Invitational Tournament. He has a rigorous and meticulous personality without losing his domineering, punctual, regular life, and healthy work and rest.”

"——this is good." Papa Ye nodded after hearing the description, "Such a man is reliable."

Mama Ye coaxed Xiao Xiaoye: "The content written in the envelope is very detailed and quite consistent. Could it be that child?"

Ye Xiu shivered: "Do you think a rigorous and meticulous person would do such an unreasonable thing as stealing my genes? Besides, he is an anti-smoking man, and he can't stand my smell of cigarettes. Think about others."

Papa Ye suddenly showed a clear smile: "Since you have followed this line of thinking, so you also think that the child's mother is among the professional players?"

—Fuck! ! !

Ginger is old and spicy.

"I said Dad, can I calm down first?"

"Okay." Papa Ye dropped a bomb slowly, "If you can't remember, I'll ask a friend to call all the contestants and have a big party."

"It's too much noise."

"For the Ye family's daughter-in-law and grandson, it is necessary."

"Don't interfere with the playoffs, I really have to think about it..."

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