learning to be human every day

Xia Yun, on the other hand, did not touch the spring water with his ten fingers in his previous life, and never thought that the dishes would be clean only after they were washed. When he was full, he pushed the bowls and went back to the room to tidy up the closet.

It is impossible to wash the dishes, and it is impossible to wash the dishes in this life.

Lu Yuanfei silently thought of serving the people, so he packed up the dishes and went to wash them.

There are a lot of adults, so don't care about people with holes in their heads.

Xia Yun hummed a little song, hung up the autumn clothes one by one, and put the ones he was embarrassed to wear into the packing box and stuffed them under the bed.

Compared with the days when the court ladies were all around and waited on, it is much more fun to do housework by yourself now.

He unwrapped his new pair of underwear, thinking it was yet another great invention.

When he used to dress up as a princess, he was most afraid that the thing would shake and show his tracks. Now that he doesn't have to switch gears, his sense of security has greatly improved.

There is also an opening in the front, which is convenient for him to be a real man standing and booing.

In order to save money, he also bought more than a dozen pairs of socks of the same color. If one is worn out, the other will not have to be connected, and can continue to be paired with other socks.

I'm such a smart, thrifty housekeeper.

Lu Yuanfei was strict with himself, went to bed early and woke up early, and went to bed before ten o'clock.

Xia Yun, on the other hand, played with his mobile phone until the master had a rest, then slipped out quietly, picked apart the two packs of groceries bought in the supermarket in the afternoon, and carefully looked at the product information on the back of each item.

It is more serious than elementary school students cramming homework before the exam.

At the same time, I turned out the shopping receipts and checked the amounts one by one to deepen my understanding of the prices of various daily necessities.

Lu Yuanfei woke up in the middle of the night and heard noises in the living room. When he came out, Xia Yun was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, chewing potato chips.

"Hungry?" He was only wearing a pair of pajama pants, exposing his strong and sturdy upper body.

Xia Yun froze with potato chips in his mouth, and nodded silently.

Fortunately, there were snacks blocking his mouth, allowing him to swallow the phrase "such a big bag is full of air".

As a paratrooper who has never eaten pork or seen a pig walk, he has to be cautious in his words and deeds at all times if he wants to pretend to be a native, and he must pretend to be deaf and dumb when necessary.

"Do you want to eat noodles?" Lu Yuanfei raised his thumbs and compared the kitchen. Even if a fairy came down to earth, he would only cook noodles.

Xia Yun shook his head.

In fact, he wasn't hungry, but he couldn't sleep. He even opened a bag of potato chips out of curiosity, and then he was blown out of his mind by the wind blowing on his face.

A profiteer is even more cheating than the instant noodles that package a flower and actually ask for nothing.

Now that the bag was opened, I just tasted it, and the result was one piece after another, and I couldn't stop eating.

Suddenly seeing the boss and benefactor, he shrugged his fingers embarrassingly, and handed the remaining potato chips to Lu Yuanfei.

"Don't be embarrassed, I don't eat snacks." Lu Yuanfei didn't answer. He has always been self-disciplined. He only eats fruits after meals, and he doesn't touch any snacks or drinks.

This time, the feeling of being a father is too strong. When I go to the supermarket, I always feel that I will treat my cheap son badly if I don’t buy some junk food to coax the children.

It's a pity that the little coach couldn't understand his painstaking efforts, so he scolded him with wide eyes: "Then why do you buy so much? We are all living on our own food now, and it's time to split a penny in half and spend it."

Lu Yuanfei plucked his ears, unable to believe that this was the words of a senior Moonlight Clan.

Xia Yunze used to live in a secluded palace, and did not eat the fireworks of the world, but now he has descended to the mortal world, and urgently needs to plan carefully.

He spent half the night researching the prices, and found that the two bags of snacks were very cheap. For example, the price of this bag of potato chips was enough to buy a dozen steamed buns, and it was such a small handful that it was not enough to fit between the teeth.

"It's too expensive to eat out." He felt pain when he thought of the meal at noon. "Let's buy vegetables and cook at home."

Lu Yuanfei looked at him with a half-smile and asked, "Who did it?"

Xia Yun grasped the spirit in a second, sat up straight, and replied: "I can learn."

He dare not drive, how difficult is it to cook?

The short video APP installed in his mobile phone has a lot of people who teach people how to cook, and it seems like a piece of cake.

"It's a deal." Lu Yuanfei abducted the man into the thief boat, left a sentence of "don't sleep too late" and went back to sleep.

Xia Yun finished his potato chips and drank a bucket of yogurt, washed up and went to sleep contentedly.

As a result, I drank too much, causing my stomach to become bloated. I tossed and gurgled for half the night, and fell asleep in the early hours of the morning.

Lu Yuanfei was able to wake up at six o'clock on time without setting the alarm. He washed and changed his clothes. He went out for a run and brought two servings of pancakes, fruit and soy milk. When he came back, he found that the door of the guest bedroom was still closed, and he couldn't hear the sound of getting up.

Stay up at night and wake up in the morning, this habit is too bad.

Lu Yuanfei put down his breakfast and knocked on Xia Yunze's door.

The morning here is quiet, and the little slob sleeps soundly without awakening.

Lu Yuanfei finished his share first, looked up at his watch, it was seven o'clock.

Facts have proved that he can't be a loving father.

Lu Yuanfei knocked on the door again, but there was still no sound inside. He simply pushed the door open and went in, not surprised to find that the other party had stuck his head into the quilt, like a snail shrunk into its shell.

"Get up." He found what seemed to be his shoulder, pressed it and shook it.

There was a humming sound from under the bed, and the humanoid bulge moved to the inside of the bed, struggling desperately.

Lu Yuanfei couldn't help laughing, with evil intentions appearing, he grabbed the corner of the quilt with both hands, and lifted it up violently.

Xia Yun screamed, the morning light made him unable to open his eyes, he curled up like a frightened animal, and quickly covered his crotch with both hands.

Lu Yuanfei's head was full of question marks, he didn't have a morning erection here, so what's the point of covering his crotch?

Xia Yun was half dreaming and half awake, he didn't know that he was a guest for a while, he thought he was still in Zhilan Palace, he was frightened out of his wits, afraid that he would show his reason and let his emperor's father order a knife or two.

Who can understand the pain of the head hanging on the penis?

But when he woke up, he realized that it was Lu Yuanfei, the murderer, who was teasing him, which made his bladder so tight that he almost wet the bed!

Is it tolerable or unbearable?This princess is not made of mud either!

Insufficient sleep and a false alarm made him emboldened, he swung the pillow and threw it over, shouting: "Bold madman! Get out of here, don't disturb people's dreams!"

It is better to have a society ruled by law, and weak chickens are supported by people.

I can spray you, but you can't hit me, otherwise the police uncle will teach you how to be a man every minute.

Xia Yun was so angry that he got up, gnashed his teeth, full of grievances, and his thoughts diverged several kilometers.

Wouldn't it just make you poor, and let you sleep well.

How can there be any prime minister in this world who can hold a boat in his belly, and he is holding back his bad luck and wants to settle accounts after autumn!

God, my body is like duckweed, where is my home?

The more he thought about it, the more sad he became, with his head downcast, his eyelids sore, and his whole body in gloom.

Lu Yuanfei saw that he was aggressive one second as if he was about to jump up and fight, but the next second his mouth was pursed and his eyes were red, and his face changed so quickly that people were caught off guard.

It might be soft-hearted to put it on others, but he was once an iron-blooded instructor.

"The sun is drying your ass." Lu Yuanfei pressed his head and rubbed it, insisting on picking him up and shaking his muscles, "Who told you to stay up late? Why can't you get out of bed and blame others?"

Xia Yun pulled away his hand with an "oops", feeling his scalp was scalded.

In the past, he sighed to the moon, and it was commonplace for him to stand in the wind and dew at midnight.

There is no need to go to court, and no one who is not open-eyed forces him to go to bed early and get up early.

How come in this new world of freedom and equality, a guy who is not related to him appears to control him?

We are just labor relations, can we keep a little distance?

Under the gaze of the other party, Huilong felt that he couldn't fall asleep, he was dizzy and got up angrily.

Now that the tiger is in Pingyang, eating and living in other people's houses, they have no confidence in arguing.

When he earns money to pay off his old debts, he must move out of this bully's house!

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Eunuch Huang: The person who dares to lift the princess quilt has not yet been born!Author: He was not born, so you can time travel.Xia Xiaowan: Do you travel to the past to give away people's heads?