learning to be human every day

Xia Yun was happily eating the pancakes brought by his boyfriend when his phone suddenly started beating messages. He wiped the screen with his unstained little finger and poked the voice, but Xu Li tore his heart apart Lung's ghostly screams startled the pie in his hand.

Xu Li: Coach, ah, ah, why did I gain half a catty!

Xu Li: It wasn't like this before!I used to lose weight as soon as I lost weight!

Xu Li: Will I become a muscular girl?

Xia Yun, on the other hand, got a headache from being called out, pulled a tissue to wipe off the sauce on the table, asked her boyfriend to hold down the voice button for him, and calmly turned on the microphone: Are you on the scale?

Xu Li's voice was obviously guilty: ...I want to feel the results of losing weight.

Xia Yun's short hair was blown out at the root. Lu Yuanfei sat next to him, wrapped his arms around his back, and slowly smoothed down his hair.

His anger was appeased a lot, and he explained patiently: It's not that he gained weight, it's that his muscles store more water after exercising, and he will slowly lose the scale after a week.

Xu Li was skeptical, and dared to go up against the wind recklessly: But I used to lose the scale when I started to lose weight, whoosh!

Xia Yun let out a "squeak" from his nasal cavity, and replied: You used to starve as soon as you lost weight, so hell if you don't lose weight!

Xu Li said "Oh", his voice changed from frustration to enthusiasm, and he suggested enthusiastically: "Then I should try exercising and fasting?"

Xia Yun couldn't bear it anymore, and Lu Yuanfei's loving touch was no longer working, so he sprayed passionately on the phone: You want to go back to the pre-liberation overnight? !Do you still want to take an exam?Do you still have your period?Do you want to die?Do you understand that hypoglycemia shock can kill people?It's better to be fat and colorful than to be so thin that life is better than death, okay?

Also "will you become a muscular girl"?It's also a beautiful idea, so that the muscular girl will turn her mouth to the sky when she hears it!

Xu Li looked at the boiled eggs and oatmeal in front of him, resisting the urge to add a pack of beef gluten.

In the snack cabinet, there was a bag of gluten that slipped through the net, probably because Xia Yunze didn't confiscate it because it expired.

She swallowed her saliva, and was sprayed with stars in her eyes, and expressed aggrievedly that the tasteless food now is enough to make life worse than death.

What's the matter with no taste, at least you are not hungry!

After Xia Yunze whipped the whip, he wanted to give her a sweet date, and earnestly advised her to endure the momentary cravings, gritted her teeth and persisted for a few months, and then...

Xu Li came back from the dead, and asked expectantly: I can eat whatever I want?

Xia Yun ruthlessly smashed her fantasy: You just get used to it.

Xu Li said that he had nothing to say, and he should be respectful first.

Lu Yuanfei listened to their quarrel the whole time, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his back, resting his chin on the little coach's shoulder, he raised his eyes to see his heroic and handsome face, the winter morning light came through the window, falling sparsely between his brows and eyes But it's still bright enough to make people feel fascinated.

Xia Yun was done flirting, put down his phone refreshedly, turned his face and gave his boyfriend a loving bobo, with a smile on his lips, how could he look a little annoyed?

Lu Yuanfei was amazed at his face-changing speed, and joked: "How did you get the ability to watch people order dishes?"

Xia Yun chuckled, 16 years in the palace, if you want to live, you have to practice.

He does use different methods for different students. For a domineering president like Mr. Fu who has a solid foundation and an unrestrained heart, he behaves well and keeps a distance and pretends to be a fool from time to time, so as to avoid the old shameless crawling to pick him up; Such a herbivorous boy mainly encourages and praises, so that he can get a little warmth and support in unsatisfactory interpersonal relationships; the most recent Xu Li, an old fried dough stick who has been defeated repeatedly, is sometimes ambitious and sometimes just waiting to die, If she didn't take out the light of Party B, her strong wrist shook, and she was afraid that within two days of practice, she would say that she was a Buddhist and be a salted fish with peace of mind.

In addition to these troublesome things, there are also old accounts left by the original owner, but most of them maintain half-baked business relationships, so just treat them with a normal heart.

Lu Yuanfei listened to the little coach wringing his fingers like a treasure, and his serious appearance made him feel very itchy. He couldn't help pinching the other's cheek and asked, "Then how will you deal with me?"

Xia Yun gave him an angry look, suddenly puffed up his cheeks and shot his hand away, raised his chin arrogantly, and snorted: "I still have to deal with you? Who bought something to deal with me?"

The style of the painting took a sharp turn and ran down the third road. Lu Yuanfei's chest throbbed. If it wasn't for the time to go to work, he probably couldn't help but hold the little coach down for a discussion.

He sighed and stood up, pulled Xia Yunze up by the way, and whispered in his ear: "After you've been busy for a while, let's see how I deal with you."

Xia Yun let out an "Oops", the blush on his cheeks burned through his ears and neck.

He was still too young at the time, so he didn't know that behind the cruel words that Brother Lu gritted his teeth, there was a truth hidden behind the fact that he was also a rookie who dared not act too hastily.

It's a trivial matter to show timidity, and it's not good to hurt others.

As a boss, Lu Yuanfei spent money on money, so he was really free when he was free. Today was peaceful, and Xia Yun was working hard as a partner below. He closed the door of the room, turned on the computer and started searching for short movies.

It's the kind that can be performed by two people in one room.

Lu Yuanfei thought back to his youth, which came to an abrupt end. He was forced to grow up overnight, and then he was thrown into a hot military camp to defend his family and country. His family was tens of thousands, but he had no home. Finally, he met someone who wanted to spend his life with him. But I realized that I still have a lot of homework to make up.

After searching for a long time, I didn't find many useful things. Instead, I found a bunch of doctors answering questions. It was creepy, as if I was about to be taken to the hospital by an ambulance.

In some fields, his Martian level is not the same as Xia Yun's.

Lu Yuanfei let go of the mouse and decided to seek help from outside experts.

There are 0s everywhere among the members of Huangshi, and the only iron 1 is still making people explode.

Lu Yuanfei opened the member roster, found Fu Guangzhou's contact information, and directly added his WeChat.

Mr. Fu still didn't know that he had become an experience baby. He was still half asleep in the bed, and when he heard the notification sound of his mobile phone, he stretched out his arm to reach for the mobile phone. When he saw the applicant Lu Yuanfei, he was stunned for a moment, and then he grinned.

Why did this sanctimonious guy come to add himself?Hasn't he always been upright and disdained to be with prodigal sons?

Fu Guangzhou became angry when he thought of Lu Yuanfei's anti-thief-like attitude before, quickly passed the application, and sent an angry sentence: Why, Boss Lu is reluctant to bear me as a gold medal client?

Lu Yuanfei subconsciously took the phone away, resisted the urge to delete the person, and replied: Mr. Fu, I have something to ask.

It was rare for Fu Guangzhou to see his love rival bow his head, and he was overjoyed, so he responded straight away: Tell me.

Lu Yuanfei's style has always been simple, rude and straightforward, concise and to the point: What should I pay attention to when going to bed for the first time?

Fu Guangzhou bounced up against the eiderdown quilt, and cursed without restraint.

The dog is about to hit base and make a report?Deliberately provoking him, a frustrated man in love?

He was about to make a quality three-way trip, and another sentence came from the other side: What else do you need besides condoms?Please recommend it together, thank you very much.

Fu Guangzhou went back on his knees again, rubbed his eyes, and made sure that the other party was really asking for advice and not making fun of him, so he put a series of URLs in the past: here, there is a full set of tutorials on it, and you can charge 50 yuan to make you an old driver. Exams are much cheaper.

He came here with interest, all drowsiness disappeared, and sent over the list of private collections: each of these studios has its own merits, the steps of AA’s are detailed, BB’s has a variety of tricks, CC’s is a bit curious and not recommended for novices to try, DD’s love To be honest, I don’t really like using props, but his family often engages in uniform temptations. Oh brother Lu, you are also a person who wears uniforms, so maybe you will resonate.

Lu Yuanfei was stunned by his rich and detailed information. He had a feeling that he wanted to ask a fill-in-the-blank question but the other party threw a book for him to finish in five or three years. He politely said that he didn't need so much.

No matter how hot he is, he won't be unable to enter the door, he just wants to add a little safety factor in the process of knocking on the door and asking questions.

On rare occasions when Fu Guangzhou showed his superiority in front of rookies, he clutched his stomach and huddled into a ball, laughing silently.

He had laughed enough, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, flicked his fingers, and replied: What you want, what you want, don’t you soldiers always say "more sweat in peacetime and less blood in wartime"?For Xiaoxia's sexual happiness, you can learn more and watch more, and gain experience.

Lu Yuanfei: ... I thank you.

Ouch, the rival in love was silenced, making every pore of him feel refreshed. Fu Guangzhou pushed his nose on his face, taking advantage of the victory to pursue: If there is anything else you want to ask for advice, let me ask it together while my brother is in a good mood.

Lu Yuanfei: Are you bleeding?

It only took one second and one sentence to change Fu Guangzhou's mood from warm spring to cold and windy. His handsome face was blue and white, his teeth were chattering, and he said angrily: "You two are not human anymore, are you?" Bar?

An ungrateful bastard who took his private possessions and then stabbed him in the heart. He and Xia Yunze, that little bastard who couldn't open the pot and carried the pot, were a perfect match!

He was so angry that he threw away his phone and got up to get dressed, went to the gym to flirt with the little coach, and gave the surname Lu a little crooked.

As a result, before he got up, the bulging quilt moved a little, and an arm stretched across to drag him back. Fu Guangzhou didn't expect his enemy to wake up suddenly, all the anger disappeared, and he looked at him in shock and fear.

The phone was thrown beside the pillow, with the screen facing upwards, and it was floating brightly on Lu Yuanfei's dialogue box.

Putting one hand next to his ear, gloomy eyes swept across his face and fixed on the phone.

Fu Guangzhou turned his face away, not daring to show his anger, for fear that if something went wrong, he would annoy this little ancestor again.

He didn't expect the bastards to appear in groups. After reading the chat records, the man sneered, tapped the screen with his finger, and replied: no blood.

Fu Guangzhou's back felt cold, and he secretly complained, wishing he could go back and delete his favorite list.

Why go to the gym, first find a way to get out of bed!

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Fu: I, a tool man, you, if you don't behave like a human being, why don't you let me go offline as agreed?When you use Lao Tzu, add it and delete it when you run out, right?