learning to be human every day

Xia Yun nestled in the co-pilot, digging into the small cakes spoon by spoonful, eating to his heart's content, his toes hooked up, and the previous unhappiness had long been forgotten.

In order to appease his little emotions, Lu Yuanfei resisted the clerk's playful gaze and bought him a heart-shaped cake, decorated with cream in pink and purple gradient colors, the girl was in a mess.

Xia Yunze was hit on the spot, staring at him with eyes full of stars, with a dreamy face, expressing that it was too cute and he couldn't bear to eat it.

Lu Yuanfei hung a small spoon over the cake, indicating that he could make it uncute in a second.

It is simply an autocratic tyrant ruling all kinds of young people.

Xia Yun was subdued, and retreated back, deciding not to care about rough blanks.

Is the cake bad?Or is the boyfriend not good-looking?You have to fight with him only when your head is wet. Wouldn't it be good to let him be an old man who is as silent as gold?

The cake was not big, and just finished eating it when I got home, Xia Yun burped milky, licking the cream on the spoon with crooked eyes, not noticing the sparkle in the old man's eyes.

Xia Yunze was so happy in his heart that he couldn't wait to hold Lu Yuanfei's hand in the elevator.

Lu Yuanfei pulled out his hand, rubbed his head, and told him not to forget to make a video call with Ms. Chen when he got home.

If he continues to tease her so lightly and lightly, this birthday will end in days.

Or connect with the old mother to cool down each other's hot heads.

Xia Yunze's parents have long since passed away, Concubine Xian died after giving birth to him, unless the emperor's scumbag father crossed over, his bones would have turned to ashes by now, he was alone after a thousand years, and he died within a few days of waking up. Being packaged and thrown to Lu Yuanfei, it is difficult to feel close to the original owner's parents, and he has to show off his acting skills from time to time, so in addition to praising rainbow farts in the circle of friends, Xia Yun rarely takes the initiative to contact Ms. Chen, let alone Lao Xia. He has no more sense of existence than his emperor's scumbag father.

Ms. Chen repeatedly asked three things: extra meals, more clothes, and a better future.

Xia Yun collapsed into a heap on the sofa, proudly expressing that he achieved two-thirds of it.

Ms. Chen was very speechless to him, she seemed to want to crawl out from the screen and beat him up, and said with an expression of hatred for iron and steel: "Son, you are not young anymore, if you have time to look at the house, mom will give you money." down payment."

Xia Yun showed the expression of a duck listening to Lei, wondering why he still wants to be a house slave after all these years have calmed down.

Ms. Chen's face pulled away, and two fierce law lines fell out, and she scolded: "You don't even have a house to find a partner? Will you marry a daughter-in-law to rent a house with you in the future? If you have a child, you won't even be able to enter a key elementary school? Lose On the starting line? In the future, you will be a sports major like you and become a coach?"

A string of cannonballs stunned him, Xia Yun opened his mouth to argue, but finally sneezed and successfully suppressed the phrase "I have a partner".

In the era when he was a princess, it was once a noble thing to have sex among the rich and powerful, but the green shirts cherish each other and comfort each other, the inheritance of the family will not be delayed, and the Qi brothers don't care how many beautiful relatives there are in each other's harem, maybe Madam You can even hand in a handkerchief.

In today's society, after being scoured by a large amount of information on the Internet, and the gays in the gym exceed the standard, no matter how slow Xia Yun is, he can see that the gay ecosystem is not much better than he was back then, and it is even more hidden. If he dares to let his wife know, it may be The dog's head will be blown off.

Even a flirtatious yuppie with a successful career like Fu Guangzhou has to be careful about his affairs with his tail between his legs, and dare not reveal any rumors to his parents.

However, compared to the hypocrite who hides from both sides, Mr. Fu, who resists the pressure of forced marriage and insists on rowing with one hand without oars, is a bit more straightforward and amiable.

Xia Yun scratched his head, looked at Lu Yuanfei in embarrassment, and said falteringly, "Don't worry, I'm still young."

Ms. Chen spat, raised a finger, and tapped his head through the screen of the mobile phone: "What's small? Your cousin's children are all in kindergarten! Your cousin just gave birth to twins, and you, the old Xia family His eldest grandson doesn’t even have a girlfriend.”

But I have a boyfriend!

Xia Yun took a lot of effort to swallow this sentence, not daring to add fuel to his mother's fire, but Wei Nuo wanted to get away with it.

Lao Xia suddenly came over, and explained calmly: "Your mother was a little bit stimulated by the relatives gathering today."

Xia Yun suddenly realized, and felt wronged for no reason, thinking that it was not my fault that your son lagged behind in making human beings, so why are you angry at me?

However, he took the shell of someone else's son, so he couldn't be too disobedient on the surface.

"It's better than a blind date." He muttered, the big deal is to buy an off-plan house, preferably a black-hearted developer who won't hand over the house for ten or eight years.

One of the couple sang bad faces and the other sang red faces. Lao Xia took the lead and persuaded him to buy a house first without hesitation.

Xia Yun, on the other hand, was so choked that he had nothing to say, he was a little anxious, and there was a bit of impatience in his eyes.

Lu Yuanfei, who had been silent all this time, stretched out his hand to touch his head, leaned closer to the phone, and said, "Uncle Xia, don't worry, I know a few real estate agents, first let them help Yunze keep an eye on the property."

Lao Xia's family trusted this steady and strong man very much. Lu Yuanfei said a word to Xia Yun's and said a hundred words. Ms. Chen breathed a sigh of relief and thanked Mr. Lu for taking care of him.

Lu Yuanfei responded casually, and glanced at Xia Yunze with a half-smile, which made him sweat, and hung up the video in a hurry, and when he turned to Lu Yuanfei, he couldn't help but put on a reluctantly aggrieved face .

I thought I would get comfort from Brother Lu, but I didn't expect that Lu Yuanfei just rubbed his head, murmured thoughtfully, "Be obedient."

After he finished speaking, he went back to his room to wash and go to sleep. He hung Xia Yunze on the sofa, sat up, and frowned to savor the deep meaning of these two words.

Obedient to buy a house?Obedient marriage?Obedient to have children?Arrange parents, wife and children properly, and hook up with wild men behind the scenes?

Xia Yun frowned into a knot, suddenly sneered, flicked his fingers on the armrest of the sofa, inadvertently bringing out a bit of luxury.

If you don't want to be a good son-in-law, do you have to surrender your status to face to face?

Unexpectedly, Lu Yuanfei is not a modern person through and through, but he has a bit of admiration for the ancients?

The princess is really mad at me.

Xia Yun has been a soft persimmon all his life, and after time travel, he was spoiled by Lu Yuanfei and became more and more arrogant.

Xia Yun looked left and right, only feeling that there were dangers everywhere.

He, a good young man who just passed his 25th birthday, will be swept into the ranks of leftover men. Lu Yuanfei is about to turn 29, and his family's urging marriage will only become more urgent.

However, Lu Yuanfei never mentioned this issue. I don't know if it was the Lu family's parents herding sheep and eating grass, or the Lu family's son was stubborn and unruly.

He thought of Lin Long who almost became Mrs. Lu when he attended the banquet last time, and he was so panicked that he almost had acid reflux.

Xia Yun pressed his stomach, suppressed a belch, opened WeChat and turned to Lin Long, and found that she had sent him a birthday wish early in the morning, with a small red envelope.

Both enthusiastic and measured, in order to prevent awkward chats, he also asked him whether Zuo X carnitine is useful, which can be called a conversation mode that can be advanced, attacked, retreated or defended.

Xia Yun was rewarded for nothing, returned the red envelope, and worked hard on business, passed a bunch of popular science to her, told her to hold her wallet tight, and pay less IQ tax.

Lin Long was so bombarded by his essays that she couldn't recover for a long time, so she replied with a series of helpless ellipses.

Xia Yun didn't know that he was chatting to death at all. Seeing that the time was not yet ten o'clock, since he switched to the business model, he simply cheered up and instructed Xu Li to lose weight online.

The old driver has a strong comprehension ability and can draw inferences from one instance. The biggest problem is disobedience, and he always wants to play tricks to get twice the result with half the effort.

Fitness is a typical example of no effort, no gain, shed two tons of sweat, and change the old look.

Xia Yun asked her to turn out the dusty wristband, dumbbell and yoga mat, sharpen the knife so that she can chop firewood, and replace her shoes with full-length air-cushioned sneakers. Although climbing stairs is a low-impact exercise, it is always important to protect your knees. That's right.

Xu Li was so excited by his encouragement, he tied his patella belt, put on his sneakers, and was about to walk outside.

Xia Yun asked her to disarm, wash and go to bed.

"I want to practice in the morning, and I'll call you when the time comes." He tensed up his handsome face, his expression unquestionable.

Xu Li's enthusiasm was extinguished, and he said gloomily, "I'm used to practicing at night."

You are used to it, but the neighbors are not used to it!

"Young people, don't stay up late." Xia Yun put on the old father's tone, and hit the bull's-eye with one sentence, "Staying up late hurts the liver and puts on weight."

These words are more effective than the property manager saying a hundred times to be good neighbors. Xu Li didn't even have any sparks in his heart, so he quickly washed up and went back to the room, lying on the bed and counting sheep.

Xia Yunze also washed up and went back to the room, hesitated for a while, then went back to his guest bedroom angrily.