Everyday being eaten by a dead enemy [Live]

That night, Qin Xi did not arrange a live broadcast.

When it was meal time, after searching the refrigerator, Tan Xi spent about 10 minutes making dinner.

Qin Xi's house is not small, and the European-style decoration looks luxurious and grand.

But almost everyone who has visited will feel that something is missing after a meal of praise.

The open kitchen is separated from the living room by a long bar, and the space in the middle is large enough to accommodate four treadmills.

That's right,

There is no dining table in his house.

Tan Xi sat down on the floor in front of the tea table with a plate and a cup, and opened the homepage of the live broadcast platform without any hassle, and found that "Yushanfang Laoye" was showing that the live broadcast was in progress.

Qin Xi immediately switched accounts and logged into the live broadcast platform familiarly.

He took out the remote control from under the coffee table, turned on the TV, and turned on the screen mirroring function of the phone.

If Tan Xi's black fans break in at this time,

You will be able to witness the "moment when the anchor's personality collapses" that they have been looking forward to.

As a well-known anchor who is addicted to big fish and high-calorie food, at this moment, there is an organic green simple meal in front of Qin Xi.

A few slices of avocado, a half-cut boiled egg, half a bowl of instant raw food without salad, and a cup of meal replacement eggs.

This is not so much a food anchor's recipe, but more like a fitness fanatic's dinner.

Simultaneously,

The 55-inch wide-screen TV was broadcasting the live broadcast of Liancheng's live-streaming gourmet district leader and Qin Xi's deadly enemy - Yushanfang Laoye.

On the cooking table, a pair of big hands are kneading dough. There is no kneading machine, and the most primitive method is used.

Kneading dough is labor-intensive, time-consuming and labor-intensive, and Lao Ye from the imperial dining room is obviously extremely skilled. A ball of pure white dough has been placed by the table, and another handsome piece of golden-yellow dough has already taken shape after a while.

"Today I'm going to make a sweet snack for you. The process is very simple. You can make it with an oven or an electric baking pan at home."

He stretched out his hand toward the screen, took a rolling pin from outside the camera, and prepared to spread the dough.

"The crust of shortbread, commonly known as jiaozi, is composed of two parts," Lao Ye held a piece of dough in each hand and approached the screen, "it's the water-oil skin and pastry noodles."

Tan Xi was attracted by his suddenly enlarged fingers.

The anchor Lao Ye only took pictures during the live broadcast, and never showed his face. There were no frontal photos on all social platforms, which was extremely mysterious.

But his hands are very special.His finger joints are slender and his palms are broad and thick, not at all like hands soaked in oil and water all day long. Some fans once ridiculed him, saying that he was almost able to cook in movies and TV dramas.

Why do you say it is almost.

Because his hand recognition is so high that it has reached the level where he can recognize people by seeing his hands.

Lao Ye's right hand has letter tattoos on all knuckles except the thumb.

Some fans once teased that it is very easy to pretend to be Lao Ye. You only need to get a tattoo of the same style on your hand after ten years of advanced studies in New Oriental, and you can hold an offline fan meeting, or even empty-handed female fans.

Speaking of New Oriental, Tan Xi suddenly thought of something.

He put down the fork in his hand and took out a small card from the inner pocket of his clothes.

There are only a few words on the plain white business card,

"Ye Jin"

The owner of this business card is Chef Ye from the Western Restaurant in the morning.

Tan Xi couldn't figure it out: the younger brother's surname is Ye, and the old Ye's surname is obviously also Ye; they are both cooks... Is it because the surname Ye is poisonous, or is it that I don't deal with the job of a cook.

or……

These two people are simply one person!

Tan Xi was startled by this sudden guess... But thinking about it carefully, he had close contact with Xiaosan during the day, and if there was a tattoo as conspicuous as Lao Ye's, he would have seen it early in the morning.

So, this is just a coincidence.

Besides, how could Lao Ye be in the same city as him?

Tan Xi originally wanted to tear off the business card, but just tore off a small slit, but changed her mind, got up and walked into the kitchen,

Wherever you come and go, stay there!

I wish you and Youfu a happy life for the rest of your life!

When Tan Xi finished processing the business card and came back, Lao Ye was already stuffing it.

The deep voice hummed out of tune.

Tan Xi frowned in disgust and lowered the volume.

【Master Ye is in such a good mood today, is it a salary increase or a promotion or is there any romance/encounter】

Lao Ye "hummed" and laughed twice.

With a fork in her mouth, Qin Xi quickly made a bullet screen with her fingers [really wretched/twice]

Although he knew that this barrage was hidden in the barrage of barrages and would not be seen, Tan Xi always enjoyed the feeling of complaining anonymously in a small corner.

The stuffing is prepared by Lao Ye the day before, and there are five types of stuffing in total, red bean paste stuffing made from selected red beans and white sugar steamed and ground; Taro filling made with milk; and egg yolk filling and coconut filling.

Lao Ye pressed the jiaozi wrapped with various fillings into small round cakes.

Strange to say, Tan Xi saw that he just pressed his palm casually, but each formed cake seemed to be produced under a copier, and the shape was exactly the same.

He is so experienced that he seems to have been making shortbread all his life.

But obviously it's not possible,

Anyway, Tan Xi had never seen him make similar snacks in the live broadcast.

"The dish I'm making today is called Palace Wufu Crisp." Lao Ye placed these white and clean cakes on the baking tray, moved the camera, and moved the baking tray into the oven.

It's the palace XX again, this old Ye is really a big bastard, 100% illiterate.

Tan Xi was chewing the bland and tasteless grass. Although she complained without integrity in her heart, her eyes still held onto the screen.

Tan Xi has been live broadcasting for more than two months, but he has never seen repeated dishes.

From chicken, duck and fish to all kinds of pastries, and even some unheard of creative dishes, but the only thing that remains the same is the name of the dish.

It seems that because his ID is "Yushanfang Laoye", all the dishes he produces must bear the "court" brand.

The shortbread needs to be baked for 25 minutes.

While waiting, Lao Ye took out a huge glass open jar from the refrigerator, opened the cork lid, scooped out two spoonfuls of light yellow solid with a wooden spoon, put it into a glass of white water and stirred evenly.

Qin Xi reacted quickly to close the barrage,

But it was still a step too late, the originally small half-screen barrage burst into full screen,

The colorful [inject soul] fills the screen, which is really dazzling.

Tan Xi pressed the barrage on the phone, this old Ye may have been a bear in his previous life,

Drink honey water as plain water, and you don't feel panicked.

Tan Xi lost her appetite. She glanced at the dinner in front of her. There was only half a plate of dry endive left, and she didn't want to eat it, so she went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

When he came back, Lao Ye was chatting with fans with honey water in his hands.

Tan Xi sat cross-legged on the sofa and browsed Taobao with a PAD, listening to everything she said.

Swipe and swipe, in the push of guessing your favorite, a headband jumped out, and the appearance looked familiar,

Qin Xi clicked in...

Isn't this the headband that San'er is wearing?

It's really strange for a man to wear a headband in public, so Tan Xi took a few extra glances during the day...

Click into the store, this headband also has the same style in different colors.

The corners of Tan Xi's mouth could not be restrained gradually raised, and her index finger hit the green headband, and she bought it without even thinking about it.

Green people are always green,

I will give you a mascot next time we meet!

However, Tan Xi regretted it after paying the money.

What are you doing seeing him again? Doesn't this make you feel at ease?

Tan Xi was heartbroken for wasting money for scum, and suddenly seemed to hear someone calling his name.

Subconsciously looked up,

On the TV screen is still Lao Ye's hand and the water glass filled with honey water.

Tan Xi's attention was all on Taobao, and she didn't pay attention to what Lao Ye was saying.

"Well, he's quite generous."

I don't know if this "he" is referring to me.

Tan Xi put the PAD on her lap, grabbed the remote control from the coffee table with her long hands, and turned up the volume.

Lao Ye was silent.

Qin Xi had no choice but to go through the chat history of the barrage with her mobile phone.

After scrolling forward for a long time, he found a barrage:

[Master Ye, can you recall when was the last time you gave out benefits to your fans? The nobleman next door Xi drew ten western restaurant vouchers during the live broadcast today]

It was Tan Xi that nobleman Xi was talking about.

Hanging around in the live broadcast room of the other party, seeing this kind of black name can only be regarded as a breeze, so Tan Xi continued to browse.

【Your Master Xi is generous, just roll wherever you come from. 】

[Master Ye has always been a Buddhist, never advertised, where do you ask him to get these things]

[Isn't it okay to chat well, don't pick things up. 】

Tan Xi watched all the way down, and she only picked and scolded fiercely, and praised everyone who sprayed Xiaoxi to death.Tan Xi was overjoyed to find several familiar IDs who were scolding passionately.

"Did anyone get a cash coupon?"

Tan Xi is busy taking screenshots to record those IDs, and is going to blackmail and report them one-stop at that time.Hearing Master Ye's question, he was stunned. Is Lao Ye such a gossip? Why do you care about this?

"If you get it, please cherish this opportunity. This restaurant is delicious. If you go, you must choose it on Sunday."

Tan Xi stopped what she was doing, and like so many barrages, slowly put a question mark in her mind.

Lao Ye's voice continued: "As far as I know, the head chef of this restaurant will personally take charge of the cooking every Sunday."

Tan Xi: I can fuck you!Who wants to eat San'er's cooking.

The honey water in Master Ye's hands had bottomed out, he thought for a moment, stood up with his hands on the table, "In this case, the temperature is not high recently, the shortbread made today can be stored for a few days, so let's give it to an audience member. "

"Ding"

The oven is like a signal gun, and the whole live broadcast room celebrates together, and it seems that everyone is the lucky viewer.

Lao Ye put on thick gloves and took out the baking tray.

After being baked at high temperature, each shortbread is shiny and the skin is golden. Obviously, the temperature and time of the oven are controlled very precisely. This transformation is like a beautiful woman with no makeup who has put on exquisite makeup and turned on the tenth level of beauty.

Lao Ye took out the housekeeper's magic weapon—Little Red Badge.Quickly put a round stamp on each steaming pancake, and the right hand with the tattoo is very firm and ruthless.

He densely sprinkled a layer of white sesame seeds on the small shortbread with the words "Palace" printed in red, and finally used oil-absorbing paper to absorb the excess oil stains.

The housing management issued an announcement in the system message: 1 minute later, in the barrage of today's live broadcast room, 1 lucky viewer will be randomly selected, and a bag of palace shortbread will be sent by express delivery (limited to mainland China).

The camera is shot from top to bottom, and five shortbreads are neatly arranged in the shape of one up and four down on the white porcelain tall plate.Looking at the appearance of the shortbread, Zai Tan Xi swallowed involuntarily.

As soon as the announcement came out, the live broadcast room was flooded with bullet screens, as if thousands of troops were coming to meet each other.

"A bunch of idiots, it's no wonder if you can draw it." Tan Xi turned off the barrage, threw the phone on the sofa, and prepared to continue browsing Taobao.

After a few minutes

"I've been waiting for a long time." Lao Ye's voice was unnaturally serious, "Actually, the housing management sent the result to me just now. But they want to draw again, saying that the name of the fan is unlucky... But, I think It’s okay, it’s fate to get it.”

Tan Xi raised her head and then lowered it.

WTF.

"The name of the lucky fan has been announced on the bulletin board. Congratulations to the classmate whose ID is "Feed it to the dog"."

Rao Tan Xi thought she was used to storms, but she was still in a daze at the moment.

"Feed it to the dog" is Tan Xi's trumpet.

The issue is,

When did he post barrage?

The bullet screen of the winning prize is announced on the bulletin board:

[Take it to feed the dog]: Really wretched 19:19:19

Qin Xi: ...

The author has something to say: Lao Ye: What are you feeding it for?What dog?What to take to Weigou?

Tan Xi: I don't know how to do this question...it's too difficult!