I want to get an ID card

Since taking Bai Feng with him, Xue Zixian ate more than before.He ate his, prepared some fruits and vegetables for the little bird, and finally summed up what the little bird likes to eat from the things that the little bird eats the most.

Generally speaking, Bai Feng likes to eat juicy and sweet fruits.

But Xue Zixian also discovered that this bird is also very fond of human desserts.Once the restaurant delivered a crème brûlée, and he watched Bai Feng's head almost sticking into the pudding.But this thing is not for birds after all, he pushed it aside cruelly.

For the health of his birds, he does not eat them either.Hungry with the birds.

Yes, Xue Zixian also likes to eat sweets.

Because of the uneaten pudding, Bai Feng was depressed for a long time.He used to stand on Xue Zixian's shoulders before, but that afternoon, he spent the entire afternoon lying on Xue Zixian's lap.

In the eyes of others, the loveless Bai Feng became soft and coquettish, which made the girls and men in the company howl again.Everyone raised their mobile phones to take pictures and couldn't wait to post the photos. When the comments popped up one by one, when the person who posted the photo looked at the photo carefully again, they all found that the picture was so small that it could not be described in words.

The bird is lying on Mr. Xue’s lap, and the angles of some photos are very fascinating. Most people only aim at Mr. Xue’s legs in order to take pictures of the bird, and they don’t take Mr. Xue’s face, so the partial photo is really a partial photo. .In some photos, Bai Feng's position happened to be stuck in Xue Zixian's crotch. It's really nice to see a prostitute.

When Xue Zixian was posted on the hot search again, Xu Xian reacted quickly. The newly acquired media company had already taken over the official blog of Wutong Group.He immediately asked the other party to post an acquisition announcement through Wutong Group's official blog. The acquired media company in the announcement had dozens of Weibo blue v orange v numbers under its name.

Looking at the blue v and orange v posted, many of them are what you usually read, there are funny blogs, pet blogs, and current affairs commentary blogs, which cover a wide range.

----I just found out that these big Vs belong to the same family.

----I always thought I was focusing on individuals, but I didn't expect it to be a company.

----So these are marketing numbers?

----I said that some blogs are forwarded to each other, which seems to have nothing to do with each other, but it turns out to be a family.

-----Ah, bought?Is Wutong Group going to get involved in the marketing industry?

----It seems that catering is not making money?Marketing to make money?

----These big v's are quite famous, Wutong Group bought Sunshine Media directly, and must have spent a lot of money.But the timing of this blog post is a bit subtle. After all, Wutong Group has never posted anything about acquisitions before.

----Well, none of this has anything to do with me. Now that I have started to get involved in the operation, please post more photos of Mr. Xue's pet bird in the future.

----Boss Xue probably bought the media company because he wanted Xiu Niao.After posting the blog, I asked the big v under my company to repost it, and all the netizens were despised.I have already imagined the daily life of a bird slave...

----Looking at the birds... I'm dirty again.

---- Originally serious, I brushed the comments, and I was dirty too

Xu Xian has been looking at the data on Weibo. In the past, these were the affairs of the PR department, but recently Mr. Xue's top searches on Weibo are still hot searches that have nothing to do with business.Xu Xian is quite busy these days, and he needs to learn more about marketing and operations.

The benefits of capital are greatly reflected at this moment. After a while, the big v and blue v all reposted this blog of Wutong Group, and everyone began to analyze it, and it seemed to be true.

Seeing the check-in and watching birds under the official blog, Xu Xian had a premonition that one day his hair would leave him one after another.

"Starting today, it is forbidden to use mobile phones to take pictures. Once someone violates the law, the whole company will be criticized and three months' wages will be deducted."

Seeing the new notice, everyone was speechless, but no one dared to complain.Even if Mr. Xue brings his pet to work, it is still Mr. Xue. The man standing at the top of the group's food chain cannot tolerate doubts and provocations from the employees below, not to mention that everyone is guilty.Although their purpose is to show off Mr. Xue's pets, they feel very comfortable and happy when they see lemons like them in the comments.

But those people always associate the beautiful bird with Mr. Xue's stuff. It's fun once or twice, but after too many times, no matter what they say, they can't do without that thing, and they feel that it's not so fun.In particular, female employees of some companies received private messages that mentioned sensitive words. They seemed to be joking, but they were actually hooligans.

Yes, telling women about sensitive parts is a hooligan, and always saying that to men is actually harassment.

Anyway, as long as you are in the company, as long as Mr. Xue is around, you can see the bird, so it doesn't matter if you don't take pictures. The photos are not as beautiful as the real bird.The interaction with Mr. Xue is even better.

Xue Zixian fed Bai Feng with a melon, watched Bai Feng eat the melon bit by bit, and wiped Bai Feng's mouth with a small wet towel.

"Hey, boss," Bai Feng said with a little trepidation, "you don't need to wipe it."

"Claws up."

Bai Feng raised his little paw: "It's really not necessary."

"Did you see those papers on my desk?" Xue Zixian asked.

Bai Feng took a look: "I see." He only pecked papers for fun when he had nothing to do, so every day among the papers that Xu Xian put on the table, some of them would be poked holes by Bai Feng or scratched by his paws. Rub it back and forth and wrinkle it.

"Those papers are all money."

Bai Feng was stunned: "Lie to me."

"If the contract is broken, you can't sign it, and if you can't sign it, you can't make money." Xue Zixian looked at him with raised eyelids, "It is paper to you, but it is money to me."

Bai Feng honestly asked Xue Zixian to wipe his paws, and exchanged one for the other after wiping, but Xue Zixian didn't finish one after wiping for a long time, so he simply lay flat and raised both paws: "I didn't do it on purpose, you put it on the table yourself, and you clearly saw me pecking it, but you didn't say anything." If you didn't say anything, you agreed, there's nothing wrong with it.

"Well," Xue Zixian looked at his little paws and found that the little guy's nails were very clean, "Did you lick them yourself?"

"what?"

"paw."

"Hey, I'll wash it myself, okay?"

Xue Zixian took out a big apple, which exuded a fruity fragrance: "Peck this for you."

"It's too big to eat."

"Don't like big ones?"

"I like it, I like big ones, the bigger the better."

"Oh." Xue Zixian asked again, "Am I old?"

"……"What is the problem?But with Bai Feng's current figure, Xue Zixian is indeed very big, "Big." But it feels a little wrong.Most human beings ask whether they are tall, thin, thin, strong or strong. Who would ask whether they are big or not?

Xue Zixian looked calm: "Then do you like it?"

Bird's intuition told Bai Feng that this question was very dangerous, so he had to be careful when answering it.

"I like it." Bai Feng chose a relatively safe answer.

Xue Zixian tapped some apples: "Pick a few holes in the apples."

"why?"

"I want to eat it, but I'm afraid there are worms in it."

"..." Are you kidding me!

"hurry up."

"I don't." Bai Feng turned his head stubbornly, "I don't eat worms."

"Disobedient? Don't want an ID card anymore? The trial period is one month?"

Bai Feng fell on the table lifeless, his body was limp, and he couldn't move no matter how he fiddled with it: "It's dead, don't touch me, I don't want an ID card anymore." Being a human is too tiring, let's just be a bird.

Xue Zixian had a smile in his eyes: "You're kidding."

Bai Feng opened his eyelids, obviously waiting for his next words.

"Birds have rectums, but I've been observing you for several days, but I haven't seen you...nor have you used the toilet. So, did you wipe it secretly without telling me?" Pointing to look at the rich tree flowerpot in the office, but he checked it, and the flowerpot was clean.So, where did it go?curious.

"..." Bai Feng closed his eyes, covered his face with his wings, and refused to discuss this issue with Xue Zixian.

"I'll teach you how to use the toilet when I go back tonight."

Bai Feng's head was still hidden under the wings: "No."

"You solve it in the bathroom, and I'll flush it when it's done."

"I don't!" Bai Feng resolutely refused this time, and his voice was much louder.

"I don't even dislike you for flushing the toilet for you, but you are so ungrateful."

Bai Feng found that he really couldn't communicate with humans.Regret*10

The author has something to say: Bai Feng: Who can't use the toilet?I turned into a human and pulled it out bigger than you to scare you to death!

Xue Zixian: Not necessarily.

感谢在2020-05-1812:31:08~2020-05-1914:38:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Are you Paige 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 3 Hanyan; 1 Hanlu;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of cold dew; 1 bottle of static flow;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!