I want to get an ID card

Bai Feng was dissatisfied: "What's wrong with me like this? Let me tell you, I look amazing! I can also massage!"

"Yes, yes, I know how to massage, and she's also very good-looking, very handsome, and very beautiful."

Special Sanlian did not comfort Bai Feng: "Don't beg me to sleep with you when the time comes!"

Xue Zixian couldn't help laughing: "Don't worry, I don't have such a perverted habit, let alone..." Forget it, what should I do if I scare the bird to death.

"Hmph, I don't want to sleep with you! Cats are comfortable." Bai Feng felt that he was being ridiculed, and decided not to give him a massage. He flew onto Daju's head, and Daju meowed in protest .

Xue Zixian turned sideways and supported his head with one hand, watching a cat and a bird making trouble by the bed, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.

"By the way, since it's you who begged me, I won't agree to anyone's request, so," Xue Zixian said in a low voice suddenly, "it's a probationary period. If I find out that you're cheating, I won't do it for you. ID."

Bai Feng was about to fall asleep, but he opened his eyes when he heard this. Although he felt uncomfortable, he also understood that human beings are inherently suspicious species, and he didn't know him personally. He stayed instead of chasing him away, or finding messy people to deal with him. He already felt that Xue Zixian was a good person.

Hey, handsome people are really kind-hearted.

as me.

he thinks.

"All right," Bai Feng said, "the probationary period is the probationary period, but how long is the probationary period." Although Xue Zixian cheated him, he could leave, but he still wanted to make it clear.

Let's make it clear that Xue Zixian will only retaliate if he breaks the contract in the future, isn't it?He is such a reasonable bird.

"Three months." Xue Zixian hesitated.

"Three months!!!"

"Then, two months."

"One month, no more."

Xue Zixian suppressed the corners of his mouth that were about to raise, as if he had suffered a great loss, it took him a long time to agree.

Bai Feng muttered and chirped, turned around and decided to ignore him.But he couldn't help it, he scratched the cat's head several times with his paws, and Daju groaned aggrievedly.

Xue Zixian stared at the little bird's dishonest paws, the corners of his mouth raised.He liked the sudden excitement.He didn't even think about anything else.

That night, Bai Feng slept on Xue Zixian's pillow, and even the orange cat lay down beside the pillow for the first time, with Bai Feng dragging its tail on his body.

Opening his eyes the next day, Xue Zixian looked at the sunlight shining through between the two curtains.For a long time, I haven't slept so well. When I wake up until dawn, I even have dreams.

And Bai Feng, who accompanied the bed, didn't mention the 'I don't want to' that he said yesterday.

Obviously, Lord Jin's pillow is really comfortable.

The news that Xue Zixian got a beautiful bird quickly spread throughout Wutong Group, and the beautiful figure of this very obedient and clever bird was also spread among various employee groups.During the meeting, the bird stood on Mr. Xue's shoulder. Mr. Xue took the bird down and put it on the table a few times, but the bird flew to his shoulder again, or landed on his lap , in short, they are inseparable.

What kind of meeting is there, just watching the birds is enough.

I took a video or a photo on a short errand, and it was posted outside the company before noon.On the Internet, Xue Zixian became a hot search because of a bird.

Last time it was on the hot search because of a car accident, last time it was because of a wheelchair, this time it became a wheelchair+bird.

#shock!In the morning meeting of Wutong Group, everyone just wanted to see the president's bird! #

#林桐集团Xue Zixian's bird is watched by everyone! #

#After seeing the bird of Xue Zixian of Wutong Group, everyone couldn't stop crying and shouting to watch it! #

---I was so scared that my hands trembling when I opened the details (excited) After I clicked, what the hell!Get out of the headline party!

---I took off my trousers and you really show me the bird? ! ! !But what a beautiful bird!

---I suspect you are driving, there is no evidence, but I reported it first.

---Xue is always A Gong in my heart, I can't explain it, his bird is not to mention orange, even if it is black, gray or rainbow, I can eat it!

--- Upstairs was driving and reported.

---It's really not good for the media to portray it like this. Be careful that you will lose your job when the CEO is angry.

Xue Zixian hated the media so much for the first time!He looked at Xu Xian silently, and ordered after a while: "Let the public relations department contact the media, and don't let me see this again!"

Xu Xian hadn't seen so many expressions on Xue Zixian's face for a long time. It seems that since getting the bird yesterday, his family's boss Xue's mood has improved by more than a little.He also read all the blogs and comments on the Internet. At this moment, he could only hold back a smile: "Mr. Xue, just now I asked the public relations department to contact these media, and they said that the intern who wrote the manuscript has already resigned. "

Xue Zixian clicked on those blue Vs, and ordered: "Go and find out which company is responsible for the operation of these official WeChat accounts."

"Send a lawyer's letter?"

"Send me a lawyer's letter, just buy it!"

"……Oh."

Bai Feng had never been so close to a human before.In the past few days, I followed Xue Zixian's side, at first it was because of my ID card, but later I found that I have completely adapted to the role of bodyguard.Not only did I get used to it, but I also enjoyed it very much.

There is food and drink, and many people praise him for his good looks.Every time Xue Zixian left for a while, he would receive a lot of feeds and confessions.

What 'you are so good-looking', 'you are so beautiful', of course, as a bodyguard, someone wants to steal secrets from him.For example, "Does Mr. Xue touch you every day?" "How does Mr. Xue touch you every day", he will never answer.

He's a good bird and a good bodyguard.Not a single word can be said about the boss.

Ah, not the boss, but the patron.

Bai Feng stood on the screen of an open desk, and the conscientious actor looked at the master bird, his eyes only turned in one direction, ignoring all the sugar-coated shells around him.

Before Xue Zixian came in, he heard a group of people chattering like a flock of birds, but his bird was silent like a specimen.

"Chirp~" Seeing Xue Zixian, Bai Feng took off and flew towards him.

Xue Zixian stretched out his hand and let Bai Feng fall into his palm.

There was a commotion in the office, and Xue Zixian became the center of everyone's envy.Although he has been used to being the focus of eyes since he was born, the eyes that usually fall on him are completely different from what they are now.

This kind of pure envy, jealousy, even gnashing of teeth and beating his chest, but without the slightest malice.

"I'm so sour, but I'm not sure whether I'm souring the bird or Mr. Xue."

"I thought about it, and I still envy Mr. Xue. Where can I buy this bird? I really want it!"

"I want the same bird too! It's so beautiful and so obedient!"

"It's probably to be trained, otherwise how could the bird recognize the master."

"Sure, my dad's mynah has been raised for three years, and it only says hello, thank you, goodbye, and it's only when it's feeding."

"I'm crazy with jealousy! Especially just now before Mr. Xue came in, the bird flew over."

"The picture of Mr. Xue reaching out to catch the bird, my God, if I have such a bird, I will give it gold and silver even if I have seven jobs!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"I was smart enough to shoot the whole process. I recorded the flight and pick-up just now, and I will rely on this food to work overtime in the future."

"Ahh, I didn't record it, can you send it to me, I want to rely on this to motivate me to work and make money."

"Send me too."

"...Boss Xue."

Xue Zixian did not hide the fact that he pricked up his ears to eavesdrop on the voices of everyone, especially when he heard what he needed, he did not hesitate to become a member of the outreach party: "As soon as possible."

"Okay okay."

Bai Feng stood motionless in Xue Zixian's palm, and nothing around him could disturb him. Xue Zixian couldn't help laughing with his majestic appearance.

Entering Xue Zixian's office, Xue Zixian asked Xu Xian to go out first.Xu Xian went out and closed the door, but Bai Feng couldn't hold back anymore.There is a cat-like soft pillow on the sofa, the surrounding is high and the middle is low. It was originally a sleeping pad for cats, but Bai Feng liked it very much, so Xue Zixian took it to the office for it to use.

Bai Feng flew directly to the soft pillow, rolled around in it, and when he felt comfortable all over, he asked Xue Zixian, "How is it? Do you have a special face?"

Xue Zixian controlled the wheelchair and came to the desk, "It's okay."

"Boss, you're dishonest." Bai Feng would have put his wings on his hips if he could, but his body is chubby and he has no waist to thrust in. "I can see that your mouth is so happy that it almost reaches the ears."

"No, you read wrong."

"Impossible, I read that right."

"You're really wrong," Xue Zixian said with a blank expression on his face, "Your eyes are only so big, how can you see the expression on my face clearly?"

"I allow you to say that I am fat, but if you say that I have small eyes and poor eyesight, that is absolutely not acceptable."

Xue Zixian was ready to read the email, and asked curiously after hearing what he said, "Then what do you want?"

Bai Feng flew to his table, leaned his head over, his eyes widened: "Look carefully."

"Look carefully." Xue Zixian also moved closer.The bird is so small that I can swallow it with one mouth.

"Big one."

Xue Zixian didn't speak, but suddenly thought of a question and asked, "Are you a male bird? Listen to the voice, it's a male bird."

"Yes."

Xue Zixian grabbed Bai Feng and brushed his tail hair away with his fingers: "I heard that male birds don't have reproductive | reproductive | organs, do you have them? I want to see."

"..." Bai Feng was stunned, "What?"

"Reproductive organs," Xue Zixian said, "the male bird only has the sperm storage sac." He continued to look at the butt of the bird in his hand, "During the breeding season, the male bird will store the sperm before mating In the sperm storage sac of the cloaca, and then lying on the body of the female bird, the cloacae are joined to each other, and the semen is sprayed into the reproductive tract of the female bird."

Bai Feng was already dumbfounded, and his mood was extremely complicated.He felt that Xue Zixian was playing hooligans, but what the other party said was too serious, as if he was just talking about the mating knowledge of a species, so he didn't even move, completely unaware that the other party was looking at his ass.

Xue Zixian trembled at Bai Feng's dazed appearance, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he continued with a bit of evil intentions: "The whole process is very fast, it only takes a second, and the mating is completed."

"..." I felt offended.

"So, have you copulated | with a hen?"

"I..." Let alone a bird, I have never been || matched with anyone!

If Bai Feng turned into a human form now, he would be able to see his flushed face.Fortunately, he is a bird now, with orange feathers and pink chest, so even if he blushes all over, he will not be discovered. "I'm not a random bird." No, "I'm not an ordinary bird, how could I have sex with an ordinary female bird."

"Oh, then you're still a bachelor." Xue Zixian said, "So can I take a look? I'm so curious."

Bai Feng stretched out his mouth and yelled at him: "What are you looking at! Are you killing me! Unless you cut my stomach open, you can't see it anywhere."

In fact, Xue Zixian knew about it, but he thought Bai Feng would be different.After all, he can talk and understand human nature. What if he can become a human?

But hearing what Bai Feng said, Xue Zixian felt that his thoughts were too fanciful.

It was really just a bird.

For some reason, Bai Feng felt that Xue Zixian was quite disappointed.

Is this person so thirsty for knowledge?Just to see what a bird's genitals look like?

Bai Feng wanted to scratch his head a little bit.

It's impossible to see the bird's, but if he becomes a human... then it's impossible to show others what he is!He's not a pervert!

Bai Feng stretched out his paw anxiously.

Xue Zixian laughed a couple of times, completely mocking his whimsy, but in Bai Feng's ears, it seemed that the other party was laughing at him.Laugh at him about the reproductive problems of birds, imply that he can't, and he hears it.

Angrily, Bai Feng picked up the flesh on his palm with his bird's beak, and twisted it.It hurt a little now, Xue Zixian took a deep breath.

"Little villain." He flicked Bai Feng's little head.

Bai Feng was so angry, although it didn't hurt, but Bird's head was so big, and he was so beautiful, he was able to do it.

But seeing that the other party is in a wheelchair, "Forget it, I don't care about it because of your inconvenience."

Hey, the handsome me is still very kind today.

Bai Feng thought.

The author has something to say: ah, I didn’t mean to engage in pornography, but simply stated popular science...

Bai Feng: I was offended.

感谢在2020-05-1711:05:52~2020-05-1812:31:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 3 Hanyan; little lion~~~, 1 Hanlu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!