Why do you have to be forced to kill disciples as a teacher [Rebirth]

To confess to Xiao Yiyun?

The system was silent for a moment, then put on the face of a kind old grandmother, and said extremely gently: [Zai Zai, what has made you unhappy recently? ]

Jiang Xiaoshu was extremely inexplicable: [No. ]

[Did Xiao Yiyun's figure and complexion irritate you just now?It's okay, baby, you're still young, there's still a chance to develop this kind of thing in the future, don't worry, we don't feel inferior, ha. ]

The sudden kindness of the system made Jiang Xiaoshu's hair stand on end. He said with a dark face: [What body and skin color, I didn't see anything at all, okay!Even if you see it, how do you know that it must be me who feels inferior? ]

The system let out an "oh", but continued to speculate: [Is it because I disliked you before, which hurt your young and sensitive heart?you……]

[enough! ] Jiang Xiaoshu couldn't bear it anymore, he gritted his teeth and said: [I have been living a comfortable life recently, I am in a happy mood, my waist is strong, I feel that I can fight another two hundred years, and I don't worry about the organization. ]

[Then what makes you think so hard?] The system asked earnestly: [Suddenly going to find Xiao Yiyun to lead him to death? ]

[......]

[shallow! ] Jiang Xiaoshu reprimanded: [I've entered the Xiao Clan now, I don't see him when I look down, even if I really avoid him all my life, why should I come up?Isn't it just to find him to walk through the back door, and to have a relationship with him?Instead of doing this, why not take the initiative to ask him to confess and strive for leniency! ]

The system pondered for a while, and felt that it made some sense, and asked in agreement: [Oh, then what do you think is the probability that you can get a whole corpse? ]

[…] Why didn’t you learn C language well at the beginning, the black immortal system is damn.

Jiang Xiaoshu is not a fool, there is a reason for his sudden change of strategy.Before Xiao Yiyun gave him the feeling that he was cold and withdrawn, standing there without talking would be a bad stomach, he must be secretly thinking about tricks, and he was also cruel (see several demon-killing scenes).In short, he is a person who must not be messed with.

But today he suddenly changed his mind.

He saw Xiao Yiyun bathing the kitten in the bamboo forest, although his expression was still calm, his eyes were very soft.Because of his inexperience, he even looked a bit clumsy, but the scene of staring at the cat cub intently and earnestly, and trying to test it out with long-term affection, made Jiang Xiaoshu suddenly feel that maybe Xiao Yiyun was just a lonely person hiding in the Under the thick frozen wasteland is actually a gentle and restrained heart.

[There used to be a girl who said she liked me and wanted to be my girlfriend. I thought she was pretty good, so I agreed. ] Jiang Xiaoshu lowered his eyes, and said in a calm voice: [She has a cat in the dormitory, she says it is my son, she buys expensive cat food for it, and brings it with her when we meet.

But she doesn't like to bathe the cat, because it's very troublesome. Cats are very repulsive of water, and they don't cooperate no matter what. I always bathe my son every time.Later, she said that the cat was disturbing her in the dormitory, so she asked me to take Rhubarb home to raise.Then she wanted to buy bags and accessories, and she didn't like rhubarb as much as before, so she didn't pay much attention to it.

In the end, she wanted to buy a couple's outfit with me. I said that rhubarb was shedding wool, and I couldn't buy light-colored ones.She was very angry, we had a fight, and I insisted on not compromising, so she broke up with me. ]

[…] Even though the system is a code, he was deeply shocked. He said in disbelief: [You broke up just because of a cat? ]

Jiang Xiaoshu smiled wryly: [Because I think it’s okay for someone who can say, ‘You can give it away or throw it away. Anyway, there are so many people in the school, and they won’t starve to death. 'She hasn't grown up at all for people who say this.She regards living things as gadgets bought to play with, and throws them away when she doesn't like them.But cats live for more than ten years, and if they are raised for a few months and thrown away, what will happen to their remaining lives? ]

[Zi, I misunderstood you before, but I didn't expect you to be a young and talented young man,] the system fell into deep thought, and the tone was meaningful and very gratifying: [It turns out that under this stupid and stupid appearance, there is actually a Soul in awe of life! ]

[......]

[In a sense, I sympathize with you very much.] Jiang Xiaoshu said with great regret: [The honest and honest people will only say that I am funny and ugly. Yes, like you, they will say that I am stupid out of jealousy. ]

System: […] Jealous of why you can be so cheap, host?

Now that you have made a judgment, you must do what you say, and you will never be discouraged!This is Jiang Xiaoshu's life creed.

He didn't close his eyes all night, the sky was dim, and he estimated that it was time for Xiao Yiyun to wake up, so he hurriedly ran to kneel outside Liujun Garden.

The first person to see Jiang Xiaoshu's feat was the handyman who was on shift with him.

The handyman glanced at him, leaned on a broom and stood in front of him, shaking his legs and asked carelessly: "What's the matter, egg, didn't you sweep the leaves last night?"

Jiang Xiaoshu looked at him, and said seriously: "Get out, don't spoil Lao Tzu's atmosphere."

The handyman laughed: "What's the atmosphere, tell me, I'll do it for you."

"..." Fuck your sister.

Jiang Xiaoshu didn't want to talk to him, thinking that I'm about to burst into tears, don't make me cry to the wrong person.

However, this really big idiot got entangled with Jiang Xiaoshu. He looked around on the left side of his shoulder, then on the right side of his shoulder, and finally found the New World: "Oh boy! Why are your eyeballs so swollen? There are bugs, I blow to you?"

With a sound of "Hoo!", the worm didn't blow out to him, and Jiang Xiaoshu was poohed with spit all over his face.

Jiang Xiaoshu: "..."

Now, even if Jiang Xiaoshu doesn't have a cleanliness habit, his heart is about to collapse, he's drooling, it's disgusting, I just took a shower this morning! !

"..." Jiang Xiaoshu was so angry that his fingers twitched, and his mind was full of "I have a sentence that Ning Wuwu didn't know should be said." He rushed forward to wipe him off, but when he wiped, he used too much force and directly wiped out all the tears that Jiang Xiaoshu had brewed.

"Hey, why are you crying?" The handyman was startled by Jiang Xiaoshu's sudden pear blossoms with rain, and threw the broom to comfort him: "Suppress crying, is it because I used too much force? Then you can't intervene." Look, in our village, the little girls who love to cry can't get married."

Jiang Xiaoshu was trembling with anger, closed his eyes and wiped off the saliva on his face, took a deep breath, and roared with the loudest voice in his life: "You—he——Mom, get lost——!!!"

The voice was full of energy, the tune was ups and downs, and it was like a dragon singing and a tiger roaring. Judging from the echo, Jiang Xiaoshu was very satisfied...

No!

Just when Jiang Xiaoshu opened his eyes again, the handyman who was standing in front of him a few seconds ago had disappeared, and only the iconic plain white robe appeared in front of him.

"..."

Jiang Xiaoshu froze from his hair all the way to his toenails, wishing he could go back to a minute ago and pinch himself to death.

How to do!

The ready tears are gone!The scene of crying and begging for mercy can no longer be played!He even greeted Xiao Yiyun's mother face to face...

...Life is already so difficult, why do you still play with me like this?

"That..." Jiang Xiaoshu's voice was like a gnat, and he tried his best to pretend to be Xiaofu and said in a low voice: "...Master, I'm here to apologize."

Xiao Yiyun didn't say a word, he was so quiet that he could even hear the slight sound of breathing.

Jiang Xiaoshu saw that he did not speak, could not see his expression, and did not dare to look up, so he had to bite the bullet and continue: "I'm sorry, Sect Master. I lied to you before, and I came to Xiao Clan secretly as a handyman .”

Xiao Yiyun said: "..."

……uncle!Would you like to give me some feedback?Don't you feel that this is your line?Time travel is still rebirth, it's not easy for everyone to eat together, can we be considerate to each other?

Jiang Xiaoshu's heart was beating like a drum, Xiao Yiyun didn't show any emotion, he couldn't guess whether he would be dead here in the next second, or continue to breathe.

No matter, let’s follow the routine prepared before:

"I, I really like cultivating immortals. My talent is not good, but I don't want to give up..." Do you know how hard I work?

"My brothers and sisters were better than me before, but I'm still young, so I will work harder in the future..." I'm just a child!

"Master, if you really don't like my name, I can change it..." You are the master!How could he end up haggling like disciples!

……

Jiang Xiaoshu went through all the routines of Weibo selling miserably, and almost vomited himself, thinking that this is the essence of the wisdom of the masses, how could he not be able to deal with Xiao Yiyun?

In the end, he said sincerely and with tears in his eyes: "Master, since Wuwu decided to confess to you, he knelt down here today and had no intention of going back." After that, he kowtowed again, "Wuwu is not afraid If you die, I'm afraid that if you live, you won't be able to worship under the master's sect, and then you will live in vain!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so touched, Jiang Xiaoshu thought with 100% sense of superiority in his heart, how touching this spirit of transcending life and death and determined to cultivate immortality is.

The answer to him was silence.

Dead silence.

A gust of cold wind blew by, if it wasn't for the lack of fallen leaves, it would have been a perfect occasion.

Jiang Xiaoshu also gradually changed from being confident at the beginning to apprehensive, and even a little desperate in the end.

... Always, never, really tell me to die, right?

However, what to be afraid of, just the second after he finished thinking about this sentence, Xiao Yiyun finally spoke up, in the same cold and indifferent voice, saying without any ups and downs: "Not afraid of death?...Since So, you can end it yourself."

"Kang Dang", a long sword was thrown in front of him, the iron blade glowed with a cold light.

Jiang Xiaoshu: "..."? ? ? ! ! !

door master!Master!I'm just being polite to you, why do you take it seriously? !

Under immense shock and despair, Jiang Xiaoshu suddenly raised his head to meet Xiao Yiyun's eyes.

What kind of eyes are those? There are no waves at all, and they are like an ancient well that has been frozen for thousands of years, deep and calm.After watching for a long time, you will also be infected with the despair that comes from the bottom of your heart.

Such indifferent and alienated eyes made Jiang Xiaoshu almost suspect that the gentleness and softness he showed when he bathed the cat cub might be his own illusion at all!

Xiao Yiyun just remained motionless, looking at him coldly, Jiang Xiaoshu seemed to have been doused with a basin of ice water from head to toe, and stared at him stiffly for a long time, then slowly lowered his head after a long time, touching the hand with trembling fingers. The sword thrown on the ground.

The author has something to say:

The last update was so full of compliments that I was too shy,

feel very ashamed,

Decided not to joke about the number of words in the future, keep it short,

Take care of your heart and kidneys, start from me(.)

Thanks to the following people who sent warmth in winter, the Lei Feng pennant is in the process of being produced:

Satisfied with blood-sucking rotten cicadas and melon mines,

Qichi, Sigui, glutinous rice (+10) nutrient solution~

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