Why do you have to be forced to kill disciples as a teacher [Rebirth]

After that, things became easier.Xiao Yiyun returned to Luoyang Prince's Mansion, withdrawing his long-term love coldly and calmly.He stood silently on one side all the time, watching the Xiao Clan disciples organize the queue and leave in a rigorous and orderly manner, while the King of Luoyang watched the whole process, blushing but did not dare to say a word.Xiao Yiyun was the last to leave. Before he left, he acted as if nothing happened, and even bowed his hands to Luoyang King's etiquette, but he left without waiting for his response.

Compared to Xiao Yiyun's help with spells, Jiang Xiaoshu was much harder.First, he was disfigured by the somersault, and then he went through a lot of traveling to send the only surviving baby out of the family. Finally, he returned home from the palace. Among so many people who went up the mountain, he was the only one who was killed for some reason. Rolling stones hit...

How can this miserable situation be a bad word!

The system he is bound to is also very smart, and he has a very deep understanding of what is meant by "revenge" and "how to speak sarcasticly". All the way, he sarcastically whispered in his ear:

[This is unlucky, I have to reflect on myself.You see, the world is so big and there are so many people, why are you so unlucky. ]

[In my opinion, the objective reason is that you are unlucky, and the subjective reason is that you are stupid. ]

[Of course, even if you are stupid, I won't dislike you.There is a saying in our industry that there is no host that cannot be brought up, only a system that does not work hard. ]

……

When he was halfway up the mountain, Jiang Xiaoshu finally couldn't take it anymore, he sneered and asked the system: [Do you think everything in the world has a reason?and i'm stupid? ]

The system smiled like an old grandmother, and said to him gently: [Zi, don't say that about yourself, let's call it a congenital defect. ]

Jiang Xiaoshu said: [Then do you know why it was you who made the contract with me? ]

[......]

Jiang Xiaoshu blinked innocently, and said brilliantly: [Because this is Ersha Xifeng who is blind! ]

A one-time cheap talk solved the fundamental problem, Jiang Xiaoshu successfully choked the system so that he had nothing to say, and the rest of the way, his ears were much clearer.

He hummed while walking: "Ah~ friend, why are you blind~ ah, friend~ why are you so blind~"

system:[……]

After trekking for three days, Jiang Xiaoshu returned to his small thatched hut with ventilation on all sides and good lighting.One and a half months later, the first thing Jiang Xiaoshu did when he came back was to go to court and offer food to his master.

However, he searched around, but couldn't find any trace of the kitten.There was still broken food in the small dish placed by the door, and the cat fur on the bed was quite fresh, but the cat cub had gone somewhere.

"Grandpa, do you have any boiled eggs?" Jiang Xiaoshu turned in and out while looking for it, back and forth several times, but there was no response.

In the end, he was startled in horror, thinking that he must have lost it, right?Although this is a famous sect of cultivating immortals, there is no guarantee that there will be no perverts who abuse cats. After all, this kind of sickness is passed down in the genes, who can say for sure.

Jiang Xiaoshu suddenly became flustered. After searching anxiously for a few times in the thatched cottage, he set his eyes on the high wall in the backyard.

The wall was white and high, with a few touches of green on top—it was the creeper on the other side of the wall that had turned over.

Normally, Jiang Xiaoshu always kept a distance from this wall, and would never get any closer if he could get any farther away. Even the occasional turmoil from the other side of the wall would scare him back into the thatched hut immediately.

There is no other reason, that is, Xiao Yiyun lives on the other side of the wall.

Master Xiao's work and rest are very regular, he starts at Maochen and rests at Haishi, except for playing flute on a whim, he doesn't have any bad habits.It's just that Jiang Xiaoshu has a guilty conscience and always stiffens when he hears the sound of the flute, fearing that another disaster will come from somewhere, and a bamboo leaf will suddenly stick into his forehead.

Jiang Xiaoshu looked up at the wall that separated Xiao Yiyun and himself, and sighed.This time, let alone a bamboo leaf, it was a razor blade pierced into his forehead, so Jiang Xiaoshu had no choice but to go over to have a look.

He walked around from the other courtyard to the apse, hid his body in the bamboo forest, and looked out furtively.

Xiao Yiyun likes to be alone, there are no disciples in Liujun Garden, only him, in the empty and quiet environment, there is only the sound of rustling bamboo leaves when the wind blows past.

Jiang Xiaoshu stood on his feet as a golden rooster, looking around and listening to all directions, only the snow that melted from time to time slid down from the bamboo leaves and dripped on the hair of his head.

I don't know how long it took, when his legs were sore and his feet were numb, suddenly there were a few faint meows.Jiang Xiaoshu's eyes lit up immediately, and he listened desperately.

"Woo... Meow!" However, the cry suddenly became sharper, hoarse and short, with a hint of despair and tragedy.

...No way, Jiang Xiaoshu was stunned, thinking that Xiao Yiyun was as pure as a nun from the beginning to the end of the whole day, so he couldn't be a beast in clothes who likes to abuse cats, right?

After a while, the pure and perverted Sister Xiao came out of the hall. Instead of calling disciples, he placed a wooden barrel in the yard by himself.

[Barrel? ? ? ] Jiang Xiaoshu, who was observing secretly, had a question mark on his face.

After a while, Xiao Yiyun came out and poured some hot water into the barrel, and even touched it lightly with his fingers to test the temperature.

He seemed to think that the water temperature was a bit high, so he frowned slightly, went back and forth to the hall again, and added a few spoonfuls of cold water.At this moment, Clan Master Xiao, who is usually handsome, cool and indifferent, has already taken off his coat, leaving only a silver tunic with moiré patterns.

Xiao Yiyun rolled up his sleeves, and put his slender and well-knit fingers on his neckline.

Jiang Xiaoshu: "..."

etc!Gatekeeper, wait! !Are you planning to bathe in broad daylight and in public?Such an indecent and indecent thing...

Hahahaha I didn't expect you to be the master of a sect, too? ?

Jiang Xiaoshu couldn't stop laughing wildly in his heart. He was so shocked that he couldn't help it, but he was also a little inexplicably excited. He pointed to the sky and the ground with red ears, and spurned "this is really unconscionable", while covering his mouth. He squinted his eyes and peeked out secretly.

system:[……]

The system, which could hardly see it, said indifferently: [Host, if you die one day, you will definitely die for yourself. ]

Jiang Xiaoshu poohed him, [What do you know, what am I, please take care of our sect master and see how he is developing, in all aspects... hehehe. ]

Jiang Xiaoshu, who traveled from the three-dimensional dimension, has long been used to the nasty things that boys do in the toilet. He is very mature and advanced in all aspects of his thinking. play" means.

However, he waited eagerly for a long time, but the picture he was looking forward to never appeared. When he looked again, Xiao Yiyun turned around and went in again.

"..."

Jiang Xiaoshu was about to growl, will he take it off?Get out of your way!It's not that the big girl is tweaking something!

[If this is an action movie, everyone who has watched it will definitely be wilted. ] Jiang Xiaoshu said expressionlessly.

[No,] The system said softly: [If Xiao Yiyun knows who dares to offend him so flirtatiously, he will definitely be knifed before he wilts. ]

Just when Jiang Xiaoshu couldn't bear it any longer, and almost couldn't hold back any more, Xiao Yiyun finally appeared in his sight again.

In his arms, he was still pressing his son.

Jiang Xiaoshu was almost dumbfounded.The silent seven sect masters?And a cat cub covered in mud?

...The contrast of this match is a bit big, Jiang Xiaoshu thought to himself, I have to take it easy.

I saw Xiao Yiyun took the kitten out of the house, and gently put it into the wooden bucket he had just mixed with water.He was even afraid that the kitten was too small, so he kept holding it with his hands until he was sure that he would not drown, and then he slowly let go.

He picked up a handful of water and gently rubbed it on the top of the kitten's head, then carefully washed Jiang Xiaoshu's son from head to tail.During the period, the cat cub sometimes didn't cooperate, it flopped around in the water, splashed a large piece of Xiao Yiyun's neckline, and even tried to give him a paw.

Jiang Xiaoshu watched in shock.

But Xiao Yiyun didn't even look at his wet clothes, his cold face was stunned for a moment, his usual indifference and alienation disappeared completely, he only frowned slightly, this kind of expression that seemed to be thinking about something gave him A feeling of bewilderment.

After a while, he took out the long love from his sleeve.

Jiang Xiaoshu: "..."

No! ! !Just one claw attempt, you will give my son a death sentence? ?

However, before Jiang Xiaoshu could howl, Xiao Yiyun refreshed his worldview again.

Xiao Yiyun used his slender and fair fingers to firmly protect the sharp blade of love, cautiously stretched out the safe side in front of the cat cub like a tentative.

Changqing is a knife in the sleeve, which is very exquisitely crafted. Not only the handle is pure silver and white, but it is carved with fine lines, and there is also a crane with wings faintly carved on the back side of the knife.

However, such a high-end and majestic demon-slaying sword was reduced to being used by Xiao Yiyun to curry favor with a cat?

Jiang Xiaoshu deeply felt that his three views and the dignity of long-term love were shattered together.

I have never seen such a high-end toy before, Jiang Xiaoshu's son expressed his comfort, he completely forgot the dignity and integrity that a cat should have, he leaned on it without any reserve, stretched out his paws here and there Scratch.

Jiang Xiaoshu stood there dumbstruck, and after a while, he numbly asked the system: [Did someone hack your company, and Xiao Yiyun was impaled by someone's soul? ]

The system proudly said: [Come on, just let the cat step on your head and worry about whether it will fall, Xiao Yiyun can't be more normal, can you? ]

[…] Why hasn’t a system like yours been dragged to the woods yet?

[I don't know, maybe they don't like the love between man and machine. ] The system sneered and said: [Don't open the barrage in your head, after all, I know you have opened it. ]

Jiang Xiaoshu: […]

"Sect Master..." A voice suddenly came from outside the hall, as if a disciple had come to look for Xiao Yiyun.

Xiao Yiyun stood up, listened intently, paused for a while, seemed a little hesitant, and after a while, he pointed his finger towards the screen of the inner hall from a distance, and the screen floated up, moved to the backyard to block the wooden barrel.

He quietly glanced at the little fur ball floating in the water, and walked out.

Seeing Xiao Yiyun leave, Jiang Xiaoshu was overjoyed, thinking that God has given him a good opportunity, if he doesn't fight now, when will he wait!

He moved forward secretly, trying to attract the cat's attention, but I don't know if Xiao Yiyun's advanced bathing made the cat too comfortable, Jiang Xiaoshu worked hard for a long time, but the little master still didn't respond.

Jiang Xiaoshu had no choice but to make concave shapes.

The golden rooster is independent!

Feipeng spreads its wings!

Tigers come down!

The cat cub floated in the middle of the water and sneezed with a "puchi", and the little black bean eyes glanced at the lackluster servant, and turned his head away arrogantly and disgustedly.

Jiang Xiaoshu: "..."

master!uncle!Back then, you were the one who followed me with half an egg pancake!How can you turn your face and deny anyone after not seeing you for half a month! !

Jiang Xiaoshu was extremely sad and indignant, shed blood and tears, and decided to use the last trump card!

In the front hall, Xiao Yiyun was standing upright, listening to his disciples' reports with his usual detached expression.

While relaying to Xiao Yiyun the follow-up treatment of the Luoyang Palace, the disciples couldn't help secretly sizing up the Seven Sect Masters in front of them.

He used to be under the sect master of the second sect, and all his understanding of this sect master who was in charge of two sects with one person, but who was extremely low-key and mysterious, came from hearing.

I heard that this sect master is silent and handsome, he is obviously the best of the seven sect masters in terms of ability and position, but he has no intention of power, he doesn't care about matters big or small in the Xiao Clan, as if he is not thinking about it at all world;

I heard that this sect master is safe, strong and fearless, and whenever he encounters any unsolvable monsters in the sect, he is always asked to solve them.The long love knife hidden in the sleeve makes the monster feel jealous just by hearing the name;

I heard that the gatekeeper...

but now.

The disciple cautiously and quickly glanced at Xiao Yiyun, but now, the sect master is only wearing a jacket, the front is still wet a lot, and there are still three faint red marks on the collarbone of his neck... Although his expression is still so cold and indifferent Yes, but why do you always feel that something is weird?

Just as the disciple was thinking about it, and his mind was flying wildly, he suddenly heard an extremely soft sound from the backyard, like the moaning of a kitten.

disciple:"???"

He paused, a little inexplicably, wondering if he had heard it wrong.However, he subconsciously turned his head and saw that Xiao Yiyun had actually set up a screen in his backyard?

Immediately afterwards, there was another sound: "...um... woo—"

disciple:"……"

Xiao Yiyun: "..."

The disciples turned to look at Xiao Yiyun with horror on their faces.

This messy middle coat, this drenched front, this unsuitable screen... The disciple suddenly felt blessed, and thought to himself, "Oh my God, didn't he crash into something serious?"

Looking up again, Xiao Yiyun was looking at him with a slight frown.

"Master, sect master..." The disciple thought that Xiao Yiyun was going to kill him to silence him, and his calves were trembling with fear: "Master, I didn't hear anything!"

"Didn't hear anything?" Xiao Yiyun frowned a little bit, but he clearly heard the cat meowing just now, could it be that he heard it wrong?

The frequency of the disciple's nodding almost broke his neck, and he kept swearing: "I really didn't hear anything!"

Xiao Yiyun looked at him suspiciously.

The disciple was almost frightened and cried, "Master, really... I have an eighty-year-old mother in my family, and a ten-year-old younger brother and sister, please let me go..."

Xiao Yiyun had no idea why this disciple was so emotionally fluctuating, he looked at him inexplicably for a while, and said: "You go."

The disciples were so grateful that they kowtowed and ran away.

And in the backyard, Jiang Xiaoshu, who didn't know what kind of dirty water he had poured on Xiao Yiyun, was still teasing the cat unconsciously: "...um... woo—"

[Huh? ? ] The system has a question mark in its head: [I remember that cats meow, don’t they all meow? ]

[Is it meow? ] Jiang Xiaoshu touched his chin, thought for a while, and said: [Oh, it seems to be so! ]

[…] The system was simply overwhelmed by him: [Cub, tell me honestly, what do you usually look at? ]

Jiang Xiaoshu rolled his eyes, and said brazenly: [It's quite normal for seventeen or eighteen year olds. ]

However, just when the kitten became a little interested in Jiang Xiaoshu's unique cry and was about to talk to him, Xiao Yiyun came back.

He stood still in front of the barrel, staring deeply at the cat with his dark pupils, and the cat looked at him innocently with blinking eyes.

Seeing that he was still not moving, the kitten happily patted its paw in the water, splashed a few drops of water on Xiao Yiyun's white robe, stretched its neck and shouted: "Mmm——"

Jiang Xiaoshu: "..."

Hahahahaha did you see that!This is a real son, a child can be taught as soon as he is taught!

As if he was also moved by the cuteness of the cat, Xiao Yiyun's alienated and cold face loosened a bit and gradually softened.

He gently picked the kitten out of the water, wrapped it in a clean flannelette, and dried it patiently and earnestly.Xiao Yiyun's dark eyes focused on the cat. Looking from a distance, this handsome young man in white and the fluffy little white cat on his lap had an inexplicably peaceful and tender feeling.

Xiao Yiyun quietly looked at the clean kitty for a while, and seemed to feel that there was still something missing. After thinking for a while, he reached out and took off the long flute hanging from his waist, and tied Xiao Sui'er around the kitten's neck. .

Snow-white pompoms, paired with bright red tassels, Jiang Xiaoshu, who was silently peeping from the side, had to admit that his son was even more beautiful this way.

The sky was getting dark and the twilight was gathering. Jiang Xiaoshu tried hard for a day but still couldn't find his son, so he had to go back first and make a long-term plan later.

While backing away lightly, he said to the system: [System, let me tell you, I suddenly had an idea just now. ]

[…] The system is now most afraid that his host "has an idea", Jiang Xiaoshu will not die, the system endured the pain for a while, and then asked tremblingly: [You, you said...? ]

Jiang Xiaoshu turned his head, in the backyard halfway across the bamboo forest, his pupils reflected the dim yellow sunset, a blurry figure held the little pompom in his hands, gently and clumsily raised his finger to meet the cat's eyes, and put it on its forehead. He rubbed his forehead lightly.

Jiang Xiaoshu gulped, clenched his fists and said, "I want to find Xiao Yiyun Tan! Bai! Cong! Kuan!"

The author has something to say:

"Jiang Xiaoshu Begging for Children":

Jiang Xiaoshu: "I'm sorry, what about that, sect master, the one in your hand is my son."

Clan Master Xiao glanced indifferently: "The cat I washed by myself, why is it your son?"

Jiang Xiaoshu: "..."

The two husbands and wives competed for the custody of their son before obtaining the certificate. Is it the loss of morality or the annihilation of humanity? !Welcome to come closer, today's talk...

(P S: In fact, kittens can’t hang ornaments casually, especially bells, but the master is very careful and won’t hurt his future stepson hahahaha)

I was supposed to sort out Bawang tickets today, but Jinjiang is too pumped, I really can't get in, so let's do it next time~ Good night everyone

... I'm afraid that no one of you will find out, so I'll just say it myself. There are more than [-] words in this one!ah!five thousand!If you are full, please praise me, after all, I am still waiting. . . . . .