What a big shrimp, what a small person

Abnormally tall, that height is definitely twice that of the general!Moreover, the general still needs to hold the pen in both hands, walk forward and back, squeak, squeak, and move left and right. It took a long time to connect a straight line-attention!It is a "straight" line that has not been drawn!

Lin Mengze stood in front of the table, just as he saw a little ghost drawing talisman, he saw the general throw away the pen in his hand, and lay on the paper lying sideways, with his hands and feet spread wide, and a small "too" blocked the whole person. The lines below. "Alas!" Lin Mengze grinned, and the general let out a cry of pain. The pen thrown away by the general fell down against the general without anyone controlling it, and hit the general's head right in the middle.

Lin Mengze felt that there was a hallucination in front of his eyes, otherwise, why would the circle eyes that appear in anime characters appear in the eyes of the general?

Lin Mengze flicked the gel pen with his hands, took out a piece of paper, and carefully covered the general's body. His mouth was pursed, looking like he was about to smile, and he looked at the general who was still circling. After reading the information, I looked at it with pleasure.

It's just that he suddenly wanted to sing, and he had already thought of the title of the song, which was called "Such a Small Person".

After watching for a while, he found that there was no movement from the general, and Lin Mengze was worried again. He looked up at the general, and found that the little thing had fallen asleep!

Asleep fell asleep!

In this case, the lazy shrimp actually fell asleep!

Lin Mengze realized it in an instant, this shrimp just couldn't explain it!

He fumbled in his pocket, took out the handkerchief that hadn't been washed for a week, checked that it was not dirty, then shook it, and covered the handkerchief on top of the toilet paper. After thinking about it, he was still uneasy, did he need a heater for this idiot? ?

He took a glass of hot water and put it next to the general.

As a result, the general, who was strong and physically fit, developed a high fever that night, and was scalded with watery blisters by the way.

Crystal clear.

12. Injured

The general was gone, and Lin Mengze was very sad. He took a cotton swab and applied the medicine that needed to be applied to the general, and then sat at the table with antipyretic tablets.

With his chin resting on his hand, his eyes hidden in the deep shadows, Lin Mengze was thinking deeply with extremely contradictory feelings, for short——

Thinker.

The fever-reducing pills were not big, not even the nails of his fingers. Although they were a bit bitter, after one sip, the bitterness was caused by the stomach and had nothing to do with the mouth.

but……

It was the general who took the pills, not him...

What happened to the general?

The general has a small mouth!

Lin Mengze sighed heavily, he found a knife and fork, smiled slightly in the general's suspicious eyes, and then swiped a few times with a ferocious face, only to see a little bit of debris on the corner of the tablet being scraped off behind the shadow of the sword...

Lin Mengze blew and dissipated in the air.

Lin Mengze looked at the fine powder that drifted away under his breath, and suddenly remembered a little love song by Aunt Qiong Yao, which was very lyrical——

you are the wind I am the sand--

Lingering - to the end of the world...

It's a pity that they didn't reach the end of the world, but the general's little nostrils.

Ahhhhh!

The general rubbed his nose, and under Lin Mengze's watchful eyes, he patted the dust on his body twice, raised his head, the tip of his nose was red, his face was red, and the circles of his eyes were red.

"You have bad breath, spicy!"

puff--

Lin Mengze vomited blood and died!

In the end, Lin Mengze found a white paper to wrap the pills on, then took a small hammer and clicked it a few times, opened it to have a look, and clicked it a few more times.

The general sat on the table, feeling his butt numb from the vibration of the table, which was very comfortable.

A small tablet, Lin Mengze counted, was smashed into 13 pieces of uneven size, and the other corners were ignored. Now, Lin Mengze suddenly worried about other things...

He looked at the red-faced general, and his eyes began to move down, estimating the general's size.

Holding his chin with one hand, Lin Mengze began to worry.

"Adults have four pills and a pack of granules, and then two capsules, and half of them for babies. General, what are you?"

"..."

"Is yours halved, halved, and then halved?"

Anyway, it was all taken orally. Lin Mengze had no experience in taking care of children, and he was still so small.So he ground all the medicines into powder, mixed them together, divided one-tenth of them in the middle, and added water to mix.

The general frowned and swallowed.

After this time, the general rested completely, and that night, red spots appeared on his body due to skin allergies...

Lin Mengze no longer dared to feed the general casually. Seeing the general moaning and lying sickly in the soap box, he felt guilty.

The general is gone!

The general is gone!

Lin Mengze searched everywhere at home and outside, and even inspected the mouse hole in the corridor many times, but he still didn't see the shadow of the general!

He thought to himself, general, this could not be that he has become a fairy and has reached bliss, right?

Thinking of this, Lin Mengze shed a tear of a hero.

General, I am sorry for you!

When Lin Mengze was sitting on the open space of the house and crying, there was a sudden noise in the bucket and he jumped.

Lin Mengze's heart skipped a beat——

He probed to look over there, and saw a white lobster, which was crawling out with its claws, with a pair of spines in front and two pairs of tentacles dangling. The head came out, and then turned around happily, beeping!

Lin Mengze was shocked!This this……

What is this stuff?

Can Lobsters Get Leukemia? !

Oh—My—God!This world is too crazy!

clap clap-

With the sound of knocking on the wall of the barrel, Lin Mengze sat next to the barrel and turned his head to take a look inside.

"It's clean, and it's such a big one, it just happened to be steamed."

Lin Mengze muttered in his mouth. In fact, he was too surprised to see the general's real body. He didn't know what he said at this time. Unfortunately, he didn't know, but the general in the barrel could hear clearly Chu, just as Lin Mengze finished speaking, the thorns and tentacles in front of the white prawn straightened instantly!It let go of the rim of the barrel, glanced at Lin Mengze with its small eyes, and then started a long journey at the bottom of the barrel, panicked and desperate.

Lin Mengze was a little horrified at first, but when he saw the general's cowardice, he was suddenly happy. The key is that the general at this time was too funny, and he didn't have the viciousness that matched his appearance at all.

Who is Lin Mengze? Although he didn't graduate from a prestigious university, he was also a college student who joined a good company. After thinking about it, he almost understood the reason why the general's body changed and was so abnormal. He lay on the edge of the barrel and looked in. Panicked.

When the general finished his work and was about to stop for a rest meeting, he became ill again, with a lewd smile on his face.

"Steam!"

I climb, I climb, I climb!

steaming—I crawl—

steaming—I crawl—

Daddy, come and save Xiaoxia! !

This is a tragic history of the lobster's escape...

As the saying goes, self-seeding causes self-results.

At this time, Lin Mengze felt sad that he was at the end of the road. He squatted on the edge of the bucket with his buttocks pouted and holding a net bag, discussing with the general in the bucket who was staring at him and staring at him.

The tone is soft and gentle——

"General, how can I give you medicine while you are in the barrel? Don't worry, I was just joking with you, I promise! I will never steam you!"

Lin Mengze slapped the barrel with a bang, but the general took a step back vigilantly, and the two big pliers in front waved, confronting the net bag in Lin Mengze's hand!

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! You don't want to look like a shrimp all day long, do you?" Lin Mengze quickly comforted the general's young heart.

The general remained calm and observed Lin Mengze to see how sincere he was.

"Look, I'm just giving you medicine. If you don't take the medicine, you can only stay in the barrel every day, and you can't go to bed..."

The general was aggrieved, it put down the two large pliers in front of it, covered its eyes, and watched Lin Mengze secretly between the pliers.

"General, shall we come up?"

As Lin Mengze said, he tentatively stretched out the net bag in his hand, but the little general who was already shy suddenly exploded his hair——exploded his beard!It came alive in an instant, and circled around the bottom of the barrel again, at that speed, whoosh!Absolutely comparable to Ferrari!

"Hey, hey, if you do this again, I won't care about you! I really don't care about you!"

As Lin Mengze said, he pretended to stand up. The general was very wronged. It stopped, and one of the two huge pliers in front tentatively stretched out. Lin Mengze squatted down again hesitantly, intending to see what the general was going to do.

Baibai's pliers slowly touched the net bag in Lin Mengze's hand...

Lin Mengze was stunned for a moment, he put down the net bag in his hand, smiled and picked up the well-behaved general in the bucket with his hands.

"I'm sorry, General. I frightened you."

13.Turtle

There is no cure, there is really no cure!

Lin Mengze covered his head, feeling his brain hurt heavily.

A lobster that looks like a shrimp, it doesn't understand Lin Mengze's painstaking efforts at all, it doesn't like to sleep in a soap box...

Well, the soap box is a little small, but after Lin Mengze changed a basket for him, although the general was dazed for a second, he waved his big pliers and waddled away in a blink of an eye, when Lin Mengze found it By the time the shrimp returned to the bucket.

Squatting on the edge of the bucket again, Lin Mengze knocked on the general's pliers with the pen holder. The general waved the pliers, seemingly resisting very mightily.

"General, are you really going to sleep in there at night?"

bang bang——

Lin Mengze looked at the large pliers that were still knocking on the wall of the bucket, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "What do you mean... ordinary people