What a big shrimp, what a small person

I really don't understand..."

bang bang——

"Okay, okay, knock once if you agree, knock twice if you don't agree!"

Bang——

Lin Mengze nodded in satisfaction and said, "General, when will you be able to recover?"

The general is stupid...

Having said that, Lin Mengze, who was lying on the bed, glanced at the quiet barrel from time to time. Tomorrow, let's buy a fish tank for the general.

Early the next morning, Lin Mengze greeted the general and went out with his credit card. He went directly to a fish tank shop.

The fish tanks in front of him are dazzling, there are big and small ones, Lin Mengze is dazzled to choose, not only the eyes are dazzled, but the price of the fish tanks is also very considerable!Similar fish tanks cost a few hundred dollars, but Lin Mengze always felt wronged by the general even though he didn't say anything when he bought such a fish tank.

After picking and choosing, he finally gritted his teeth and spent half a month's salary to buy an aquarium more than one meter long!

When transferring money, Lin Mengze felt his heart was bleeding!

Write down the address, and wait for the people in the store to deliver the goods. Because it is a branded product, the store stipulates that it can only be exchanged and not refunded. Lin Mengze didn't think about it. He will use it anyway, so he signed the order directly.Before Lin Mengze got on the bus, he was holding the account books in his mind. He had to pay the rent next month, as well as living expenses... Fortunately, no classmate wanted to marry a daughter-in-law and a husband, otherwise he and the general could only sleep together. The bridge hole is gone...

However, thinking about that aquarium, and imagining how the general looked happy in the aquarium, Lin Mengze's bleeding heart finally relieved his depression.

Go home and open the door.

Lin Mengze looked up and saw the fragrant general lying in the soap box on the bed. At this moment, he had the heart to swallow the fish tank alive...

Sitting in the middle of the room, one big and one small, looking up at the aquarium in front of him, Lin Mengze wiped away a handful of bitter tears, and cried as he looked at the general...

These sad days are always full of surprises.

Two days later, Lin Mengze went out with the general in his pocket and bought two or two?Let's talk about "only"...

Bought two turtles back.

According to the person who sold the turtles, the two turtles were male, and they didn't pick too much. They happily carried the two turtles back and kept them in the aquarium. After doing that together, the two people's room was in chaos...

Lin Mengze went to work. Before leaving, he turned on the TV, took dry bread, crushed it in a bag, and put it in the shrimp basket. After packing, he left in peace.

In the room, there are three pairs of small animal eyes, two pairs inside and one pair outside. They are all friendly looking at a woman on TV who shouts at the top of her lungs——

why do not you Love Me!Why!

You bastard!

Then the woman wiped her tears after yelling, twisted her buttocks and ran away...

The general trembled, he shook the bread crumbs all over his body to the ground, found the toothbrush that Lin Mengze put in the washbasin, and carefully swept them to the side of the trash can bit by bit. Looking at the clean and tidy pile of bread crumbs, the general clapped his hands in satisfaction, carried the handle of the toothbrush under the aquarium and leisurely returned to the tooth bowl, tiptoed to put the toothbrush in...

After finishing all this, he didn't care about the black toothbrush head. He opened his eyes wide and looked enviously at the two turtles playing among the aquatic plants. They really wanted to go in, but his current appearance was too stifling in the water. .I really like the water flowing inside, especially the soft sand underneath...

The general knocked on the wall of the aquarium and blinked his eyes. The two turtles stared at the general with two pairs of small mung bean eyes.

"Why can't you two understand me? Come out and play with me, okay?"

The two tortoises were leisurely resting on the rocks of the rockery, and after a while they hid behind the rockery, and the general could not see them.He hurriedly circled the aquarium, looking for a suitable angle to look around, and finally found two turtles who didn't know what to do in the hole. He tiptoed to look there, and the wall of the aquarium was slammed by him. After a while, the two turtles disappeared again.

The general was in a hurry, he was the only one at home, and the big and small turtles ignored him...

So he turned around the box wall again, turned and turned, covered his eyes in shame, and peeped between his fingers...

Well……

hey hey hey hey hey...

You are above and I am below, we are never tired from work...

When Lin Mengze came back from get off work, he saw the general with his head covered and his buttocks sticking out. He stepped forward in great doubt, pulled the general's quilt, and the general arched inside again.

"What's the matter? Met a ghost?"

The general ignored him, buried his head in the quilt, and ignored his butt.Lin Mengze was a little funny when he saw this. As soon as he pushed hard, the general rolled to the other side with a blushing face.

"Hey-hehe-hahahahahahaha!!"

Lin Mengze was a little puzzled at first, but when he saw the small tent set up under the general, he couldn't help laughing.

"They...they don't close their doors for business!"

The general accused, tears in his little eyes, he was ashamed.

Lin Mengze shook the small quilt in his hand. He bought it in a toy store, and it was for a puppet, but the size was just right for the general. The general officially moved from that day on and put it in the small basket.It seemed that the General preferred a small basket to a perfectly sized soap dish.

Lin Mengze looked back at the two turtles who were already sound asleep, and then at the extremely shy little general. He didn't need to think about what happened to the three little animals at home that afternoon.

At night, Lin Mengze, who was lying on the bed, felt a little lost and inexplicably sweet in his heart. As a gentleman, he was not a sentimental character, but now he suddenly had an urge to recite poems, saying——

Cut constantly, the rationale is still chaotic.

He turned over, met the general's eyes, and sighed, feeling really special in his heart.

"General, do you want to help?"

The general blinked, and quietly poked his head out from under the quilt.

14. That live

Lin Mengze smashed his mouth, he didn't know what to say.

"Are you feeling uncomfortable? They are both men, I understand." Lin Mengze winked as he spoke, with a wretched expression on his face.

The general poked his head out from under the quilt, his eyes still a little puzzled.

"Let me tell you, it's uncomfortable to solve this thing by yourself, and you need others to help. I don't care about others. I just want to help you because we know each other well." In fact, Lin Mengze said something a little bit Guilty, he is not helping, he is just curious about the general's little brother, I don't know how his thing looks different from human's!But let's just understand this in our hearts, and it is absolutely unacceptable to say this to the mighty general with pure eyes.

Not to mention, this general is small in size, but his temper has grown by ten percent!

Lin Mengze stretched out his hand tentatively while talking, and lifted the general's small quilt. The general blinked, obediently did not resist, and Lin Mengze was not sure whether the general knew what he was going to do.

Pulling off the general's trousers, Lin Mengze looked down, the general's legs trembled slightly, and he pulled them together uncomfortably.The little general between his legs had already lowered his head, and was staying quietly between his legs at this time. Lin Mengze watched with his eyes, and couldn't help sighing:

"This is really not much thicker than a toothpick..."

Before he finished sighing, the general kicked up with a big foot!

Even if the general is not a man, he is a pure male.Males always have a little bit of self-esteem. You can say that he can be small, but you can’t say that. Even if it is a fact, you have to treat your conscience as if it was eaten by a dog!Absolutely want to praise - wow!You grew up on hormones!Why is it so big! !

Whether it's true or not, it sounds comforting!

No matter how small the general is, in Lin Mengze's mouth, it is definitely thicker than a baby's forearm!

This is the fact, the iron-like fact!

Lin Mengze was lying on the bed, with a small foot print on his left cheek, each toe was cute and round, clear and clear, it looked like a tattoo, which was quite joyful.

Although the general was furious, he forgot about it in a blink of an eye. He was still looking at the "huge" and "powerful" footprints on Lin Mengze's face in a good mood, and smiled once and again. .

Lin Mengze worked tirelessly to be the general's younger brother, carefully rubbing the foot that had worked hard just now, and accidentally exerted too much force.But as he rubbed, Lin Mengze's eyes glanced at the place again, so he rubbed more and more slowly...

It is written in other novels, and Lin Mengze read a lot during college. Now he still has a few books in his mobile phone. In those novels, there is generally one description, that is: the original movement of rubbing feet gradually changed, and the hands slightly The cool and white toes are like a gift from God, people can't bear to profane, and they feel full of joy. I don't want such a man among ten thousand people to lie beside me at this time, kissing my skin, so the originally regular movements gradually fade away. It became ambiguous, the hand gradually moved upwards, from the white silk-like skin lightly lifted up, across the slender leg line, around the ambiguous edge, and slid into the bottom of the skirt...

But Lin Mengze didn't have time to slide here, so he moved his hand and directly touched the ground. The distance was so close that he and the general touched it before he could react in time!Lin Mengze wants to cry but has no tears, the author really misled me!

The general was full of displeasure, and kicked his feet to retreat. Lin Mengze blocked all the general's retreat with a slap. He took a deep breath, looked at the general, and the general also looked at him.At this moment, suddenly something, in the bottom of my heart, secretly...

bumped...

Lin Mengze was suddenly at a loss, he shrank his hand, but held it more firmly, as if it didn't matter