Mr Prejudice

Heart-shaped dynamic dividing line

Guan Lan had been busy all night, and fell asleep with his head covered, and was awakened by a ringing bell.

Seeing the word "Chen Jin" on the screen in a haze, he was immediately annoyed, and suddenly interrupted his sleep and burst out of the bed: "What are you doing in the middle of the night, you better be really in a hurry!"

After yelling at the phone for half a cup of tea, he realized two facts: first, it was daytime, and second, it was not Chen Jin's call.

It's not even an incoming call.

It's just an alarm clock, and the prompt that pops up is: Chen Jin's first anniversary.

Suddenly, Guan Lan felt a chill down his spine, almost thinking it was a supernatural event.

He sat on the bed in a daze for 5 minutes, and only after the drowsiness had completely faded did he confirm two facts: first, Chen Jin is still alive and well, and second, he and Chen Jin probably officially became friends today anniversary.

... This is too weird, why did he set such an alarm clock, he can't even remember the anniversary with Zhuang Lin!

When he got up, brushed his teeth and washed his face, he gradually remembered that there seemed to be such a thing last year:

He made an appointment with Chen Jin. If Yang Peiqing did not find out the truth about Guan Lan and Chen Jin's relationship within a year, Chen Jin would take the initiative to confess to Yang Peiqing that they had never been together.

Guan Lan pressed her heart that was suddenly excited, and sincerely confessed: I am a person with a really bad heart.

Zhuang Lin gradually became less jealous of Chen Jin - maybe he was jealous in his heart and didn't show it.On the other hand, Yang Peiqing was persistently unhappy with Guan Lan, treating him as an imaginary strategic enemy, which made Chen Jin cover up every time he came to see him, like stealing a man.

Finally, the time has come for their underground relationship to see the light of day again.

It was an ordinary Tuesday, two o'clock in the afternoon, the most sleepy day of the day.Many people who went to work and school held back their yawns, secretly took out their mobile phones to fish for fish, and checked Weibo, and posted this one:

Guan Lan: One year. @陈锦

Just five short words, many people were shocked and woke up instantly.

One year, what year?

In the Internet age, it is very simple to verify information, and someone soon found out: a year ago today, there was a news that Guan Lan and Chen Jin had dinner at the same table, and they were picked up by car and behaved intimately.

A marketing account with a keen sense of smell quickly followed up and sorted out the plot line of Guan Lan and Chen Jin's CP couple: "One year has passed: the master personally came down to deliver sugar, and Guan Lan's husband finally surfaced? "

Enthusiastic netizens headed by Guan Lan's Harem Ranking Affairs Committee were so excited that they were crying, eagerly waiting for Chen Jin's response.

Chen Jin's response didn't come, but things moved forward on a more exciting plot line.

Three in the afternoon.

Zhuang Lin: One year and 35 days. @ Guan Lan

The harem building, which had sunk to fifty pages away from the forum, was quickly lifted up, and the heat instantly rose.

Executive Vice Chairman of Guan Lan's Harem Ranking Affairs Committee: Although I haven't found out what happened one year and 35 days ago, but based on the time when Zhuang Lin returned to China and the time when he signed a contract with Guan Lan, it can be inferred that this should be his first time. The day when I met Guan Lan for the first time.

"It's ok, Concubine Lin has the guts, face the anus, don't stop!"

After Zhuang Lin's unremitting efforts during this period, he finally jumped two levels and became one of the four concubines.

"Ah, this is the courage of a concubine! I think it's okay to be promoted to a concubine at the end of the year!"

Someone also came out to pour cold water: "Please stop indulging in harem fantasies, okay? It's fine for you to play with this stalk before, but now Guan Lan obviously has a stable partner, so it's inappropriate to do this again?"

This disappointing voice was quickly drowned in the vast ocean of the people.

So what if you have a partner, if you don't know who the mysterious gentleman is, you can't stop the work of the committee!

Three fifteen.

Lu Qing: Six years and 140 days. @ Guan Lan

If Zhuang Lin's Weibo post still needs to be guessed, the meaning of Lu Qing's post is obvious.She accompanied a photo, which is the signboard of "Magic Night Bar".All old fans know that Lu Qing used to be a resident singer in this bar, and it was here that she met Guan Lan.

At this time, some quick-witted people have already smelled a taste: this is not a simple gossip, this is a well-planned network marketing.

As a result, people from all walks of life in various circles, as long as they knew Guan Lan, began to follow the trend one year, two years, three years, five years.

The event reached its climax at four o'clock in the afternoon.

Zhou Junzhuo: 15 years and 270 days. @ Guan Lan

Accompanied by a hand-painted poster of their middle school band.

As soon as this Weibo was posted, everyone stopped.

"You win you win."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"Hahahaha I shot on Monday, and there is no one who can fight!"

"Only Guan Lan's mother can fight with the B-ultrasound photos from the prenatal examination."

The people in the harem building were at a loss: Is this really just a marketing campaign?Does Guan Lan have a new song to release or a new album?This hype method is very novel!

The instigator, Guan Lan, was even more stunned.

We turn back time.

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, Chen Jin called.

Chen Jin: "What are you doing!!! Did someone steal your phone or did you suddenly go crazy!"

Guan Lan: "Have you forgotten our agreement?"

Chen Jin: "What agreement? I accidentally beat you to death one day, remember to take care of your funeral?"

Guan Lan: "Oh, you forgot as soon as I guessed."

Guan Lan: "Today, you have to officially admit that you found a husband whose IQ is in arrears, and you haven't seen through our relationship for a whole year, and then tell him the truth, don't you remember?"

Chen Jin: ...

He was dying: "Whoever said he didn't see through it, he must have seen it a long time ago, just didn't say anything."

Guan Lan: "Well, as long as you are happy."

Chen Jin: "...you wait! I must let him find out by himself!"

Guan Lan: "There are still ten hours before the end of today, come on."

Chen Jin hung up the phone angrily.

Guan Lan looked at the beating reposts and comment reminders on the screen and thought, I really have a bad conscience.

At 02:30, Guan Lan was not happy for a long time, and his backyard caught fire.

Zhuang Lin rushed home from the commercial shooting scene with makeup on his face.

Guan Lan: "So early? Is there no event going on?"

What kind of activities are there, no matter how active the wife is, she will run away!

But Zhuang Lin kept her jealous husband's ugly face under control very well, his heart was so sour that he could pickle pickles, but his face was still as sweet as honey: "I'm afraid you will wake up and be alone."

Guan Lan is no longer the novice in love who was so coaxed by his two words of love that his pants fell off: "Don't fool me, take the initiative to explain everything, and when I ask your agent about the itinerary, I may not be so easy to talk about." .”

Zhuang Lin: "...I read your Weibo."

Guan Lan: ...

Zhuang Lin was wronged: "You forgot our anniversary! You remember the first anniversary with him clearly!"

Guan Lan: "You don't have to lie to me, the anniversary of our being together hasn't come yet. Let alone being together, we haven't even come to the first anniversary of going to bed for the first time."

Zhuang Lin: "The first meeting! The first date! You don't remember at all!"

Guan Lan: "Wait, which first date are you talking about?"

Zhuang Lin: "The second day we met, you took me to a Cantonese restaurant! I remember clearly! Clear! Clear! Chu!"

Guan Lan was stunned.

Where's your face?That's a fucking date?

Guan Lan: "You obviously hated me to death at the time, and your face was full of impatience. Don't think I don't remember."

When the dark history of cheek swelling and pain was mentioned, Zhuang Lin felt a little guilty and short of breath: "Why don't you turn over the old score?"

Guan Lan: "Yes, if you don't turn over the old score, then you don't want to double-standard, and you can't turn over the old score between me and Chen Jin."

Zhuang Lin had nothing to say, but he was very breathless.

Thinking of him, Zhuang Lin, who worked so hard to stand out from millions of rivals in love, climbed from sweeping talents to Zhaoyi, worked hard to produce his own food, fought his way out, and finally secured his position as the fourth concubine; what about Chen Jin? , the true love from heaven, is the queen's favorite candidate as soon as she appears on the stage, and Guan Lan also hands out sweets from time to time, how reconciled to him!

three o'clock.

Guan Lan found that Zhuang Lin, a dead boy, had the right idea, he was cute and cute, but he was actually a stubborn guy, no matter how good his promises were, he would never be ambiguous when he started things.

Guan Lan: "Come on, tell me, what is your state of mind?"

Guan Lan: "Do you really care about Chen Jin? He has been with Yang Peiqing for many years, and he is still number zero. You don't know, do you?"

Zhuang Lin: "I don't distrust you... I don't care about Chen Jin either."

Zhuang Lin: "I can't wait to let the whole world know that you are mine. It's not to guard against rivals in love, nor to declare sovereignty, but to let them know."

Guan Lan looked at Zhuang Lin's foggy eyes and felt that his pants were about to fall off.

At this ambiguous moment when the pants were about to fall off, Guan Lan's cell phone vibrated.

Guan Lan: "Fuck me, Lu Qing will follow suit!"

Zhuang Lin: "Did you set Lu Qing as special attention?"

Guan Lan: "She dares to poke out anything out of her mouth every day. I don't have to pay special attention to her... What the hell is this! Why are you starting to follow the trend! It's all the rhythm you brought!"

Zhuang Lin: "...Why did I bring the rhythm? Didn't you post the first one?"

Guan Lan: "What are you digging up old accounts here?"

Zhuang Lin was stunned by this righteous logic.

He thought, I am obviously gay, why can't I escape the fate of never being able to quarrel with my wife?

Valentine's Day dividing line

There is not much time left for Chen Jin.

His family's elderly little princess was very angry at Guan Lan's Weibo.

Chen Jin's mood was very complicated.

Up to now, he really couldn't deceive himself anymore—it seemed that Yang Peiqing was really deceived by their impromptu performance for a whole year, and he didn't realize the truth.

Thinking of this fact, Chen Jin felt that there was a long way to go in life, and he could only rely on his own IQ. The responsibility was really heavy, and he felt very distressed.

Chen Jin: "Guan Lan and Zhuang Lin are getting along well together, and he is number zero, you know that?"

Yang Peiqing: "Of course I know, I also know that when the two of you are together, he is also at the bottom."

Chen Jin: "... what?"

Yang Peiqing: "You don't need to deny it, he told me himself."

How many holes did Guan Lan dig for him behind his back?

Yang Peiqing: "He also said, you were number one, and you wronged yourself because of me."

Chen Jin: "You've slept with me for so long, can't you have some confidence in yourself? Do you think I look like a number one?"

Yang Peiqing: "Oh, it seems that you did it for Guan Lan with tears in your eyes? I love you so much."

Chen Jin wanted to jump into the river a little bit.

However, Chen Jin did not give up the faint hope of "letting Yang Peiqing discover the truth by herself".

Chen Jin: "What do you think, the one-year anniversary he mentioned?"

Yang Peiqing squinted at him: "I don't even mention this matter anymore, do you want to quarrel a little today?"

Chen Jin ignored him, and said in a persuasive manner: "Look, today, a year ago, you, me, and Guan Lan, we had a meal together. It stands to reason that Guan Lan and I should have been together for a while at that time. It’s been a while, so today is not our anniversary. So why does Guan Lan still say one year? Think about it.”

Yang Peiqing: "Well, we've been together for a while, so today is the day you two go to bed for the first time."

Yang Peiqing: "So on this day last year, after we finished the banquet, the two of you rolled into bed when you got back. That's what it means."

Yang Peiqing's tone became more and more serious: "It seems that you really want to quarrel today."

Chen Jin finally collapsed.

Chen Jin: "No! I have never been with Guan Lan or slept with him! Our two sisters are deeply in love! Pure! They are all acting, and they are all lying to you!"

Yang Peiqing: "...what?"

Chen Jin: "To annoy you, and to show that I have a good life after the breakup, if I don't bring my incumbent to dinner with my ex, do I want to save face?"

Yang Peiqing: "Then you guys acted too much alike, right?"

Chen Jin: "Guan Lan couldn't take it anymore, and told me several times, let me confess as soon as possible, and it will be settled once and for all; but I don't believe in evil, I don't think you can't see it for yourself... I didn't expect it, it's a million dollars Forget it, I still can’t calculate your IQ.”

Yang Peiqing was silent for a long time before speaking.

Yang Peiqing: "You think I'm very stupid, don't you? After being teased by you for a year, I'm hopelessly stupid, right?"

Yang Peiqing: "Do you know that my managers secretly call me the 'captain of rape'. Those artists, who is having an affair with whom, whether there is a secret marriage, whether there is a cheating, whether there is a financial transaction, I called them into the office and asked them, and I was sure if they were lying or not.

Yang Peiqing: "Only you... I never doubted what you said for a second."

Chen Jin's heart was unbelievably soft.

He stepped forward and kissed him.

Chen Jin: "I promise you, from now on, I will never tell you a lie again."

Chen Jin: "You said you... I remember that meal last year, we ate with four of us; didn't you find a fake boyfriend yourself, just that little third-tier actor? Why didn't you expect that I also found a boyfriend?" What about fake ones?"

Hearing this, Yang Peiqing coughed in embarrassment, her eyes began to wander.

A bad premonition welled up in Chen Jin's heart.

Yang Peiqing: "That's not fake..."

Yang Peiqing: "But we have been together for less than a month! I broke up immediately after I found out that I couldn't forget you!"

Chen Jin's teeth itch with hatred.

Yang Peiqing cautiously said, "You...are you not angry?"

Chen Jin pushed him down vigorously, straddled him, and said condescendingly:

"You are allowed to be jealous, but I am not allowed to be jealous?"

……

Early the next morning, when Chen Jinzheng fell asleep, Guan Lan's call came.

Chen Jin: "...what are you doing?"

As soon as I opened my mouth, I realized that my voice was hoarse.

Guan Lan: "Okay, your voice is also hoarse, so I'm relieved."

Chen Jin: "...do you think your voice is very clear and pleasant?"

Guan Lan: "Yes, I can't be dumb alone. On the anniversary, we share weal and woe."

Chen Jin: "...Well, we share weal and woe."

The morning sun came in through the gaps in the curtains. Mr. Zhuang and Mr. Yang, who were tens of kilometers apart, looked at the person next to the pillow who was holding a mobile phone and smiling, and the jealousy in their hearts dripped all over the floor at the same time.

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