Mr Prejudice

"What was the reason for the first quarrel between the two of you?"

"Because the housekeeper's son is getting married."

Guan Lan told Zhuang Lin when he first lived together that I am not in the habit of doing housework.And then add, don't do it at all.

Zhuang Lin didn't take it seriously at first.After all, Guan Lan has lived alone for so many years, even if he is a bit lazy, can he really not do any housework?

Later he found out that Guan Lan's words were quite honest, without any water mixed in.

Thinking about it now, he should have realized this as early as the first time he saw Guan Lan's desk.

Guan Lan didn't mean to be lazy and slippery on purpose, or not to do what he should do. In the words of the older generation, his situation is called "no work in his eyes".He doesn't feel that clothes and socks are twisted into a ball on the sofa stool, or a thin layer of dust falls on the window sill, these things will affect his quality of life; the dirty dishes on Monday night, he can really pile them up until the next Monday morning for housekeeping The aunt came to the door without any psychological burden.

On the contrary, Zhuang Lin, who has lived as a student for a few years, has a relatively strong ability to live, and when the mess is too messy to look at, he will do hygiene at will.

Guan Lan's housekeeping aunt has been working here for two years, and she visits the door once a week. Guan Lan is very satisfied with her.Be honest, work quickly, and the most important thing is to be quiet, work when you get home, leave when you are done, and don't talk nonsense.Reliable housekeeping is hard to find, and for public figures, reliable and honest housekeeping is even more difficult to find, so after Zhuang Lin moved in, Guan Lan planned to continue hiring her.

He wanted to raise the salary for someone, after all, there would be more work if there was one more person living in the family.

But the aunt was very straightforward: "It's okay, the house is actually cleaner than before."

Guan Lan: ...

He clearly saw Zhuang Lin holding back his laughter.

My aunt's son is getting married, and my aunt is going back to her hometown to make arrangements, so she needs to ask for a month's leave.Guan Lan agreed to leave and gave her son a red envelope.

At that time, he didn't take this matter to heart.

In the modern marriage relationship, the distribution of housework is one of the major causes of family conflicts.They didn't realize it before because someone else did most of the housework for them.

That night, after mopping the floor, washing the dishes, and changing the sheets and quilts, Zhuang Lin was wearing elbow-length pink plastic gloves, and was scrubbing the kitchen tiles.

Guan Lan thinks that if the house is a little messy, you won’t die, so why waste your good rest time on such trivial matters, wouldn’t it be good for us to play games and sing together lazily and happily?

But Zhuang Lin worked so hard, he was too embarrassed to sit on the side, so he went to help.

In fact, Guan Lan can't help much.The quality of his work is very worrying in Zhuang Lin's view, and almost all the places he wiped need to be reworked.

Zhuang Lin: "Go and rest, I'll finish it soon."

Guan Lan: "How can I do it? How can I let you work alone?"

Zhuang Lin couldn't bear to hurt him, so he followed him and went back to work silently.

Guan Lan: "I just wiped that pool."

Zhuang Lin: "Oh, really?"

He got up to wipe the tiles, and when Guan Lan turned around, he quietly went back to wipe the sink.

After Guan Lan found out, he understood: "Oh, cleanliness."

Zhuang Lin: ...

After cleaning up, the two began to prepare for the next day's Golden Wheat Awards ceremony.

Guan Lan is a frequent visitor to the Golden Wheat Awards, and he has to go every year, either to receive the award or present the award, and occasionally in the years when he does not receive the award or present the award, he is a member of the jury.It was the first time for Zhuang Lin to experience it, so he was inevitably a little nervous.

Guan Lan: "Relax, as long as a man is tall and has a good frame, he will look good in a plastic bag."

Zhuang Lin: "This way of making headlines is very unique. Shocking! The husband of a well-known musician in the Chinese music scene is so naked!"

Guan Lan: "No matter how poor you are, you will be naked."

Zhuang Lin changed into a dress.He has a European-style figure with wide shoulders, narrow waist, high hips and long legs. He is dressed in a crisp and gorgeous dress, and he is as handsome as a prince who has just stepped out of a gold and diamond-encrusted carriage.

Guan Lan: "Hey, wait a minute, I have a bow tie, better than the one you wear now, wait for me to find it."

Things like bow ties are rarely used throughout the year. Guan Lan doesn't quite remember where he put them last year, so he rummaged through boxes and cabinets again.

Zhuang Lin: "Don't turn around like this, it's all lumped together again... Alas, this drawer is for socks, and the one next to it is for underwear. If you are like this, our underwear is mixed together again. One day I get up early and wear it wrong. It's uncomfortable. one day……"

Guan Lan: "Why is it uncomfortable? We wear the same size!"

Zhuang Lin didn't puncture his strange self-esteem: "Okay, one size, you can't mix socks and underwear together! Well, you don't care about cleaning up, and I will clean up in the end..."

Guan Lan closed the drawer: "Okay, okay, Mr. Cleanliness."

Zhuang Lin couldn't bear it anymore.

Zhuang Lin: "I'm not a clean freak, I'm a normal person. It's your bad living habits."

Guan Lan knew this well, but he had been living alone all this time, so naturally he did what he could to make himself comfortable; at this time, the lifestyle he had maintained for many years was suddenly criticized face to face, and he was inevitably a little bit annoyed.

Zhuang Lin also held back this remark for a long time and was too embarrassed to spit it out, so he ignored Guan Lan's expression.

Zhuang Lin: "Not to mention anything else, at least throw away the garbage in the kitchen. I saw that mold was released yesterday, and it started to pollute the environment! Also, it's okay to pile up dirty clothes, but at least pile them up in one place, don't Just throw it around..."

A man, you can hurt his heart and kidney, but you can't hurt his face.

Guan Lan's face was pierced, and indescribable shame and indignation rose in his heart. His self-defense mechanism was erected and he wanted to fight back; but in terms of hygiene habits, he really couldn't find a place to fight back. In between, this sentence came out out of nowhere:

"I don't like the food you cook at all."

Guan Lan had no idea from which dimension these words flashed into his mind, and he wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself as soon as the words came out.

Zhuang Lin was completely unprepared. He raised his head and looked at Guan Lan in shock.

Guan Lan looked at his sad and disappointed gaze as if he had suffered a huge blow, and the little flame of shame in his heart was quickly extinguished, leaving only the piercing pain in his heart.This conflict came unexpectedly. He had no experience and preparation to deal with such a scene, so he made an even bigger mistake in his panic.

Guan Lan leaned in front of Zhuang Lin, put her hands on his shoulders, and raised her head to kiss him.

Zhuang Lin turned his face away and avoided it.

He changed his dress, turned and walked out of the room without speaking.

This night, he didn't speak again.

Guan Lan panicked to death.

He knew that this matter was completely his own responsibility, and he should apologize and admit his mistake as soon as possible, but he dared not speak up for fear of backfire.

Chen Jin laughed at him: "I'm too familiar with your tricks: get carried away with pride, spoiled by pampering, and finally die if you don't do it. Before, you scolded me every day for doing it. It's really a reincarnation. It feels great."

Guan Lan sighed: "Yes, I have been spoiled by him these days."

Chen Jin: "You guys are a strange couple. Whether you look at your age or your personality, you think you should be spoiling him. I didn't expect it to be the other way around."

Guan Lan: "What's the matter, can I only take care of others and not be taken care of by others?"

Chen Jin: "It seems that you have been single for 30 years because there is a little princess living in your heart."

Guan Lan: "I'll give you another 5 minutes to mock me, and then can you teach me how to apologize?"

Chen Jin: "Why do you think I will apologize? I have never apologized to him."

Guan Lan was very surprised.

He thought Chen Jin's coercion and apology would be like salt in his life.

Chen Jin: "I don't need to apologize, as long as I buy a set of sexy underwear, there will be no conflicts that cannot be resolved."

Guan Lan: ...

Guan Lan said with difficulty: "Although it's a bit shameful, it's not that I can't do it..."

Chen Jin: "You really have nowhere to go! Wake up! The brain structure of yours is different from mine! It's not the same as your mind! If you really do this, it's time for a divorce!"

Guan Lan hugged her head: "Then what should I do?"

Chen Jin: "Looking at you being so trapped by love, Dad has a sense of vicissitudes of marrying his daughter."

Guan Lan: "Oh, does your husband know about the fact that we have never been together?"

Chen Jin: ...

Guan Lan: "Look, every time we meet now, your husband thinks that you are meeting your ex in private, that you are an unruly man."

Chen Jin: ...

Guan Lan spent the day in panic.After he and Zhuang Lin were together, there had never been such a long blank period in their call records.

He was in a state of panic until the awards ceremony in the evening, walking absent-mindedly through the red carpet under the spotlight, until he was notified to go on stage to accept the award, he was in a trance.

The best composition of the year, Guan Lan, "Music".

Guan Lan held the trophy in his hand.The lights on the stage are dazzling, and the pearls under the stage are bright.He looked at Zhuang Lin, who turned his head away from him.

Zhuang Lin was wearing the bow tie Guan Lan gave him last night.

So handsome.

Guan Lan's heart slowly calmed down.

"I come here every year. I think everyone is tired of watching me and listening to me. So I will make a quick decision on this acceptance speech, and I will give more time to the friends behind."

"It is a great honor to receive this award. I would like to thank the music fans across the country for their support and love, the teachers of the jury for their affirmation and trust in me, and my best creative team."

"Finally, I want to thank my husband. Thank you everyone."

His tone was relaxed and smooth, and his expression was unrestrained and natural, so until he bowed and stepped down, everyone didn't realize that there was something wrong.

It wasn't until the ceremony continued and the next awards began to be handed out that the Internet exploded.

"Who did Guan Lan thank in the last sentence just now? Am I hallucinating?"

"Go back upstairs, 'Thank you sir'. The pronunciation is standard and the words are clear, otherwise we are hallucinating at the same time."

"Oh my god, I came out live at the awards ceremony, it's kind!"

"No, I still can't believe it. The gentleman he said meant the teacher, right? It must be?"

"Don't deceive yourself upstairs, the word 'my husband' has the same meaning in 90.00% of the Chinese context, this meaning is not 'my teacher'."

"Aren't you going to focus on the key points! Isn't the key point who is his husband?"

The buzz on the Internet had nothing to do with Guan Lan. At this time, the ceremony was over, and he was walking home with his husband.

"I see that you bought beef stick bones, do you want to make soup?"

"Forget it, I'll go back and fry the pot for you."

"Aren't you mad at me?"

"Well, of course I have to be more generous. Who told me to be a gentleman."

Zhuang Lin's husband and Guan Lan's husband returned together in the moonlight.

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