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This is the story of chipmunks and chipmunks.

One day, in order to see Miss Chipmunk on the opposite tree, the cute chipmunk also wanted to see the chestnuts on the opposite tree.The mother chipmunk always said that when the child grows up, he has to have a female chipmunk. Seeing this, she fell in love with Miss Chipmunk on the opposite side.The smooth and shiny appearance will please the chipmunk mother, and the chipmunk is also very happy.

Mother Chipmunk gave Miss Chipmunk the biggest chestnut in the tree hole as a gift for her son.Miss Chipmunk was very upset and pushed her little cousin out when she was about to meet, and Mother Chipmunk felt weird throughout the process.Thinking of Miss Chipmunk's reputation, I stopped thinking about it.

The chipmunk thought the little cousin was cute at first sight, cuter than anything else, even cuter than the biggest chestnut!Chipmunk plays with his little cousin every day.The poor chipmunk never knew that his little cousin was not Miss Chipmunk, and he thought he was so powerful that he could please Miss Chipmunk.Chipmunk also gets a promise from his little cousin.

In this way, the days passed, and the wedding of Chipmunk and Miss Chipmunk was about to begin.Miss Chipmunk panicked now. Miss Chipmunk didn't know that little cousin Chipmunk had promised Chipmunk. At this point, little cousin Chipmunk married Chipmunk half-heartedly.Chipmunk has also changed from Chipmunk to Mr. Chipmunk, and Mr. Chipmunk is happy!

Mr. Chipmunk was very sad when he found out that Miss Chipmunk was not Miss Chipmunk at night.look!How useless I am!

Chipmunk cousin, oh no, Mrs. Chipmunk now.Mrs. Chipmunk is not happy either. Mr. Chipmunk asked for companionship, but now Mr. Chipmunk is not happy.When Mrs. Chipmunk was at home, she had seen how her mother dealt with her amorous father, not by beating him.

But...

The next day, Mrs. Chipmunk did Mr. Chipmunk.Poor Mr. Chipmunk still doesn't understand when he fell into the pit. It can only be said that the pit he dug himself has to continue to jump even if he steps on shit.

Su Yan and Lin Xi exchanged views. Lin Xi focused on attacking, to be precise, teasing Lou Ming. Why?Do teenagers with secondary illness know?Lin Xi is the kind of person who is not old at the age of 23. The more he lives, the more he goes back. This method is in line with Lin Xi's temper.Lin Xi admitted that this was a good solution, but she was still a little unwilling. Lou Ming was not a prince, so why did he look like he was blowing the sky?

Su Yan understood Lin Xi's temperament very well, he would not give up, no matter what, he would never give up on revenge.Lin Xi unilaterally made a plan.

Plan or something, put it in your stomach first.

After hearing the plan, Su Yan almost laughed, but held back.Consoling Lin Xi, "Throughout the ages, how many people have died because of the details!" Leaving aside the many unknown emergencies, the simplest and most likely situations were not planned. Is there no problem?

Lin Xi didn't know what Su Yan was thinking. On the cotton candy cart across the street, there were colorful and various cotton candy, which had already attracted Lin Xi deeply.Under his feet, he took Su Yan to the marshmallow car unconsciously, and was reminded by Su Yan that it was dirty, indeed, it was dirty, there was drool and garbage beside it, where could it be clean?Lin Xi still wanted to eat it, with all sorts of greedy eyes, saying no to it, and drooling because of her honest body. The old man who bought cotton candy was peddling cotton candy, and Su Yan couldn't stand Lin Xi's "honest mouth".

Su Yan: "I can only eat one, I won't give any more!"

Lin Xi eagerly looked at the cotton candy that was still rolling, "I want the blue one! It's the same as the flower!"

Su Yan: "Don't eat anything with pigment!"

Lin Xi: "I don't want it!"

Su Yan shook his head and couldn't help it, let's eat!Just one, Su Yan gave himself a hint to rest and stop looking at the marshmallow.Turning around, I saw a handsome guy not far away. This not far away does not mean two or three meters or ten meters, but more than 30 meters.Su Yan watched the handsome guy walking towards him step by step, Su Yan felt that the guy was like a prince on a dark horse, his face was so pretty!He is also tall enough, and the aura all over his body is too aggressive, without makeup, is there any natural beauty?The handsome guy walked away from you step by step, Su Yan's face became more and more red - slightly red - the direct transition from aunt's red.Lin Xi was also very surprised, Su Yan didn't seem like a person who could blush, looked at the place where Su Yan was staying, and immediately went into convulsions. "Damn it!" Hopping, the girl looked like she bumped into a cockroach, "Lou Ming!" Lin Xi didn't want to say anything anymore, should he say that fate is tricking people? !If it's a soft girl with big breasts... big breasts, big buttocks, small feet that can be grasped with one hand, and big breasts and big butts that can't be covered with one hand, life wouldn't be better!

Lin Xi only hops, and went to the back of the tricycle between hops and hops, but Lou Ming came here specially for the cotton candy, don't ask why Lou Ming came to buy cotton candy, you can treat it as a whim .

Lou Ming's degree of myopia is very deep. It can be said that it is indistinguishable from animals and humans at a distance of 20 meters, and no human face can be seen at a distance of one meter.Lou Ming usually doesn't wear glasses. After wearing glasses, he can be described as a ghost.

Su Yan was taken aback by Lin Xi's behavior, thinking that some kind of monster had come, but when he looked up, it was obviously a rare beauty!Lin Xi complained in her heart that she didn't know how to appreciate beauty.

Lin Xi watched Lou Ming get closer and closer to her, three meters, two meters...one meter...in front of her eyes.Lin Xi stood up with a swish, also frightened.

Lin Xi thinks that he hides it very deeply. In fact, tricycles are people who do not understand the basic knowledge of wheels, and have no right to question the authority and tolerance of Chinese local games.

There were apples at the bottom of the haystack selling candied haws, and candy slices at the top. With a thought, Lin Xi said without warning, "Come on, I'll treat you to candied haws!"

Lou Ming's face turned dark, after all, Lin Xi's behavior can easily make people feel speechless.

Su Yan's face also darkened, Lin Xi and that handsome guy seem to know each other, this is the first image, the next thing is - does Lin Xi have a brain?This is not an idol drama!It's not Mary Sue Jacksu, it's unbearable to treat people to eat candied haws!Such a handsome guy, why should he go to a coffee shop, Starbucks?something like that?Please eat what the hell is a roadside stall? !Su Yan found that he seemed to be old and couldn't keep up with the pace of young people.

Lou Ming smiled lightly: "Okay."

Lin Xi: "Yan, go buy three bunches of candied haws. Remember that one bunch costs one yuan."

Su Yan: "Okay."

The [-] yuan candied haws are prepared for those children who have no money to buy big candied haws. They taste sour than the big candied haws, are smaller than the big candied haws, and have thinner sticks than the big candied haws.

It's impossible for Su Yan to let a big handsome guy down. Su Yan bought back a bunch of small ones... Su Yan also accidentally found out that this handsome guy looks a little familiar no matter how he looks. Maybe he has met him somewhere?I don't know, I don't know, I don't want my heart... Accidentally... Hehe.

The first meeting between Su Yan and Lou Ming was perfect on the whole. Without the bug of Lin Xi, it would only be more perfect. If the scene is changed, there are large pink cherry blossoms on the island. When the wind blows, they all fall down. stop!The two under the cherry blossom tree, lovers with a cute height difference, you look at me and I look at you, looking at each other without words, they are in a small and fresh style of literature and art, a plot that should appear in comics.

For now, forget it, it’s really not good, the roadside stalls selling goods, the stinging smell, the whole garbage pile, okay? !Don’t even think about dating, Su Yan secretly swore——if someone brings him to this ghost place for a date again, he must be a villain and stab that person to death. After a long time, Su Yan and Lin Xi often date here ... Su Yan, stab Lin Xi to death, I don't want to portray such a shameless person anymore, I feel embarrassed looking at it myself.

Lin Xi was very curious about why Lou Ming came to the vegetable market. Lou Ming is full of elite style, and her appearance is enough to make the stingy aunt give an extra handful of green onions when she buys vegetables. Can't she go to the supermarket to buy vegetables?What's the point of going so far?

Lin Xi and Su Yan who also took a long way to go, Lin Xi who has just made a plan but has not yet planned to implement it, and Su Yan who forgets friends after seeing sex, what kind of team is this?If it does not become a mudslide, it is simply a pity for the country's careful care for so many years.

BUG is unwilling to be lonely, it is unbearable to be treated as a light bulb by someone who "confesses"! BUG pretends to be gods and tricks all the way, adjusts chickens and dogs, animal resentment can go up to 33 heavens, a certain BUG thought that everyone loves flowers and sees flowers and sees flowers when driving and sees a car with a flat tire. Look, how close animals are to BUG, ​​it must be a good-looking face , This should be called "Natural beauty is hard to give up", Lin Xi nodded in satisfaction, and became more and more satisfied with her face.

Lin Xi thought that Su Yan and Lou Ming had abandoned her. Lou Ming knew Lin Xi's temperament, and Su Yan didn't want to talk to Lin Xi, that thick-skinned person. The two people who had no purpose at all accidentally did something the same. things come out.Think about it, I can understand.

Lou Ming enjoying it?With noisy voices in her ears, while talking about love, Lin Xi felt that she was really like a light bulb, or the kind of Yuba lamp with three thousand lights. Lin Xi continued to doubt life, thinking that only by becoming a guqin could she set off the beauty of the artistic conception.Guqin master, the kind that can play automatically.The gurgling water, flowing down, ding ding dong dong, is full of green, the most peaceful and seductive.

The conversation between Su Yan and Lou Ming was so official. All of this was caused by a certain bug. For the sake of face, they didn't tell the whole story, half-covered it, and aroused people's guesses, so everything behind it happened.You can't blame others, you can only blame yourself.

The sky is getting dark, pedestrians are in a hurry, and what they are looking for is just the pace of wanting to go home.The subway is so crowded, and there are so many commuters, walking on the street can only hail illegal motorcycles, taxis?I saw it, galloping past, taking nothing away except the wind, leaving nothing but the traces of the wheels.

Lin Xi made a non-legal oath here, and it was really a last resort to sit in the tea car, and he absolutely didn't think about it.

Lin Xi was very calm before getting into the car. Even if he saw the logo of a certain brand, a certain classic model of a certain brand, and a certain color, he knew that the price of this car would cost a million at least. Changing his color saved him.

After getting in the car, I will go!Is this the so-and-so card?It looks like a straw bun on the outside, but I didn't expect it to be so restrained on the inside, hidden in gold and jade!

Lou Ming looked at Lin Xi's nympho, raised his eyebrows, "If you like, I can lend you this car."

Isn't it some president's routine, "If you like, can I give you this car?" The president took out 1 yuan from his bag and slammed it on the woman|face, "This is my car." Buy your money for one night..." The woman smiled with arrogance on her face, "No! I have dignity!" Well, overthinking is not a good thing when writing an essay, and it is easy to deviate from the topic and the center.

Lin Xi lowered her head and began to reflect on herself. Is it really so obvious? "No need." That's right, no matter who has a purpose for you, you should be PASSed, obliterated without leaving a trace, and the most important thing is to prevent it before it happens.

It seems quite stubborn.

Su Yan looked very happy, his eyebrows were beaming, and he said, "Forget it." It is necessary to be defensive... Really greedy... It's fake.The car is very expensive, it's true, it's much worse than Su's mother's, it's not noticeable at all, Lou Ming obviously knows that he can't seduce Su Yan, this car is used to hook that bumpkin Lin Xi who has never seen the world .It's normal to not be able to catch the eye. If you really like it, you will be suspected.

Su Yan's words sound like he likes this car very much. Lin Xi's words ignore the tone and context, which will make people think it is true. Different people have different opinions. IQ can't be forced, everyone is the same.

Lin Xi arrived home first, the car parked there without moving, as if waiting for Lin Xi to go upstairs, and shouted goodbye to Lou Ming on the big window of his room.This...impossible, Lin Xi misunderstood the meaning, and was almost moved to tears, since childhood, no one is so considerate.Facing the window, with an affectionate look, secretly looking at him, with tears in his eyes, he was shocked.Xu felt Lin Xi's gaze, and the car drove away slowly, as if reluctant to give up.

Lin Xi said in her heart: I'm sorry!This is my own home!The whole building is!It's not a girl!What on earth does that guy want? !He even shouted, the people around him love to be quiet so much, do you want all the neighbors to attack you? !I've seen a dark and dark person before, but I've never seen such a scheming and shameless person!Hehe, see if I don't play you to death!Lin Xi made a twisting gesture towards the air, and Lin's father outside the door glanced silently, hiding his merit and fame and leaving.

Lin's small building, the relationship between Lin's father and Lin's mother seemed to be fine. Only the person involved knew the most important things, and even Lin Xi was kept under wraps, for fear that something might happen to Lin Xi.

During this mysterious half day, Lin Xi went out to wander, and Lin's mother was admitted to the hospital. Lin Xi is not very clear about the specific situation.Lin Xi sat on the desk, ignoring the huge space occupied by the computer, and began to write down everything today. This whim was inspired by a certain BUG reading a book called Toilet Diary.Lin Xi specially chose a name for her diary - [Diary of a Madman].

On Wednesday, January 2016, 1, the weather was fine.I'm in a bad mood today.

Minimalism is so beautiful, it is more appropriate to say it is lazy than minimalism.

Life is all about smiling.

After Lin Xi finished the fitness task assigned by Young Master Zhu, she rushed to write another paper, and then went to bed.

The small flowers by the window slowly unrolled, and the fragrant fragrance came slowly, and the bright moon shone into the room, forming a special shape.

The whole world became quiet, and there were only a few small cars passing by occasionally on the avenue.

Lou Ming was reminiscing, recalling the wonderful taste of bitterness, bitterness, saltiness, and Lin Xi's childishness. Thinking about it, even the hands on the digital control board stopped, covering the corners of his mouth, showing warmth.

Lin Xi didn't snore, which was gratifying, her sleeping position wasn't ugly, nor was she pretty.

On the morning of the [-]th, the rainy day hit. It was light rain, but the smog was heavier. The weather showed that it is not suitable to go out or exercise today.

Yes, because the temperature is too high or too low, it is not advisable to go out.Don't you know that there is a thing called an air purifier, and a out-of-stock product called a heater?The winter in the mainland is actually very difficult. The south is cold and humid, and the wind in the north is whistling. It may be colder there. For those who are afraid of the cold, they want to stay in the tropics of.Those who are afraid of bugs should not go there.

In the gym, Lin Xi, who was lonely, empty and cold, dragged Su Yan to walk hard on the road that the grass and mud horse had just walked.In order to sweat, the indoor temperature is only 21°C. After sweating, it is as cold as ice and snow. Su Yan just watched silently, wearing a down coat, which made Lin Xina envious and jealous. Self: "It's such a cold day, and this gym doesn't have a shower room. Is this the rhythm of the sky killing me? I'm still young and don't want to die... Su Yan save me... The second point..."

Su Yan sat on the spinning bike without moving. He did it for two hours and stared at Lin Xi for two hours. Among them, he spent more than half an hour pointing out his mistakes and bad mentality. This is the benefit of having a big brother by his side.

Lin Xi continued to play games on his laurels, because the winter vacation is coming to an end, if he doesn't play now, when will he be?Are you waiting for school?Before Lin Xi, no matter how fat he was, he was still a rich fat man. The university Lin Xi was studying at was connected to the graduate school. As long as you passed the exam and paid a lot of tuition, you could come to study.Here comes the important point, this policy is only for college students in the school, other people are not allowed.

This is also a place to focus on.This poor result is only for Lin Xi’s school, it’s like 1, 2, 3... 18 in a small city, Lin Xi’s school is a private university, it’s true that they need money, and their grades are better than those of 18 students much better.In Lin Xi's university, when you get to the Ph. D. level, you will be sent abroad to be gilded at public expense.Make you so happy that you don't want to leave, and you should pay for the living expenses by yourself.

This time Lin Xi is looking forward to the arrival of school. Lin Xi has succeeded in losing weight. He wants everyone to know his achievements. He wants to shock those people with his 24g titanium alloy dog ​​eyes. This is the only time Lin Xi wants to go to school so urgently. Before going to school, it would be great to be able to develop abdominal muscles. If not, at least you will lose weight, which is also a big selling point.

In the middle of the night, Lin Xi was playing a game, yelling kill kill kill, and then he died of myocardial infarction.

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