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Live battle situation: Lou Ming came, Lin Xi came earlier.

Lin Xi smiled at Lou Ming, showing grandeur... This is Liu Yun's version, which was blocked because it was too untrue.

The design of the restaurant is simple and generous, without any sense of triviality.It seems that the blind date has good taste.

Lin Xi sat down on the reserved seat and waited leisurely. It was still half an hour before the time. Lin Xi was a little irritable. What's the matter if you came half an hour earlier?The blind date hasn't come yet!Does this mean to let him sing a one-man show alone?Lin Xi calmed down after thinking about it. She didn't give this good-looking blind date a few bitter gourds. Lin Xi really didn't plan to go back.

At 15 minutes, Lou Ming came slowly.recently, I am busy.Lou Ming is very busy.

"Excuse me, is this Mr. Lin Xilin?"

Lin Xi raised her head, glanced quietly, and was startled for a second (fake): "Mr. Lou, please sit down." Lou Ming's temperament is gentle and gentle, with a very reassuring appearance.Lin Xi looked at Lou Ming but felt a little familiar, Lou Ming was the one who watched the good show that day and kept silent!Cold sweat broke out on Lin Xi's head.

Lou Ming: "Do we know each other?"

Lin Xi waved her hand quickly: "I don't know, it's the first time I've met you." Even if I did, it's still a stranger, if Lin's father and Lin's mother find out, they will lose their face.

Lou Ming: "What do you want to eat?"

Lin Xi: "My milk tea is fine."

Lou Ming: "Okay." Lou Ming called the waiter, "A cup of original milk tea and a cup of Blue Card will be fine."

"Okay sir, please wait a moment." The waiter left.

Lou Ming: "Sir, you came earlier than me."

Lin Xi: "People who have nothing to do don't come here sooner, isn't that the fate of being despised?"

Lou Ming: "It turns out that Mister knows."

Lin Xi: "Hehe..."

Drinks have arrived, along with pastries.

The colorful macarons and small puddings fascinated Lin Xi, "What did you order?"

"Yes."

Lin Xi took a deep breath and felt that his skill was not as good as the opponent's, so he could only act first, "Mr. Lou should know what's going on today, right?"

Lou Ming is as immobile as a mountain, "I know."

Lin Xi was about to cry, how could he break the three-character mantra, there were so few words... Lin Xi began to lose his eyes. People of this kind of big boss level can't fight, and if they fight, they will lose.Lin Xi thought about it again and again, and felt that not only could he not beat, but he could not even speak, especially his age.Can't he stop fighting?Lin Xigang said that she wanted to give up.

Lou Ming said, "You can try to chase me."

Lin Xi was cut into a dog by a single sentence, Lou Ming is so narcissistic... Shouldn't they look at each other and hate each other?And he's still a man... Is Lou Ming really out of his mind?

Lin Xi: "If I don't chase you, I will waste my money chasing you."

Lou Ming finally put down his coffee and looked at Lin Xi, "Waste of money? Hehe. It was Liu Yun who said you wanted to chase me, but she was too embarrassed to admit it."

When Liu Yun, who peeked, was interviewed, "I didn't see anything."

Lin Xi's innocent injustice, Lin Xi was chopped into a dog again, or the kind of fried hair, "What? Did I say that?"

Lou Ming: "That's what I heard." Lou Ming leaned forward, "Mr. Lin Xilin, are you cowardly? You dare not admit it to your face, but say you have a crush on me behind your back. It's really... funny ..."

Lin Xi was provoked and fell into a big pit, "Chasing and chasing, who is afraid of whom?!"

Lou Ming: "Then Lin Xi, it's settled. Liu Yun has my contact information, just ask him."

Lin Xi was officially dumbfounded, and paid for her stupidity.

When Lou Ming left, her footsteps were as slow as ever, but Lin Xi could hear the gloating in the sound of her footsteps.

Lou Ming smiled when she turned around, and she didn't forget to say, "Remember to pay the bill." It's really funny, Lin Xi...is really flawed in IQ. It was a joy to dance.Lou Ming is a very smart person, he wants to find someone who is not so smart, and Lin Xi just meets the qualifications.Lou Ming remembered Lin Xi's stupid smile on the street, the feeling of being so stupid.When dealing with people, you don't bring your brains at all.Lou Ming also saw Lin Xi's plan, but Lou Ming was not as simple as he thought - the person who finally met his eyes was a straight guy, how could he let go so easily?Silly and sweet, Jack Su... Girls nowadays are not so stupid as to fly into the sky.Simply.

Lin Xi made a toast to her own stupidity, and went home dizzy, still thinking, "I bought a man for [-] yuan, and it's just a meeting?" Can I get the money back?Lin Xi didn't plan to live anymore, he didn't know that he would be so stupid, a self-proclaimed, suave, cute, and IQ surpassed Einstein?Dreams are shattered overnight...

Lin's father and Lin's mother are very happy - they finally have a daughter-in-law, and it doesn't matter if they are dating, they believe in their son's charm. (Friendly reminder: Narcissism must have a bottom.)

Lin Xi was very sad.

Liu Yun is very happy.

Lin's father and Lin's mother were also very happy.

Lou Ming was also very happy.

Lin Xi was very sad.

Very sad.

Dabei's Lou Ming logs into the game "Jerking off" and begins to complain about the game.

world channel.

There are small flowers in Lin Xi's room, which is not messy.

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: woo woo woo~ I'm dead!

Passerby A: Girl, what are you doing?

You can’t afford a girl with big breasts: Yes, I think I’m not yet 30 years old... I’m still on a blind date... Don’t want to be tricked, is it really the reason why my IQ is too low?

Passerby A: Well, it can be seen that your IQ is not high.

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: Get lost!

Passerby B: That sounds interesting.Does your blind date even take care of how to distribute property in the future?Sang can't afford it, don't worry, forget about this kind of top quality, don't be sad.And my sister.

You can’t afford a big-breasted girl: ... Sigh, life is as lonely as snow. Can you imagine your mother calling you to go on a blind date? When you thought the other party was a warm-tempered and good-looking opposite sex, when you saw his face, you suddenly felt Do you understand the difference between same-sex and opposite-sex?

Passerby B: What's going on?That sounds pretty interesting.

You can’t afford a girl with big breasts: What should I say if the person you’re on a blind date with has changed from a heterosexual to a homosexual? ? ?

Passerby A: Really?No wonder!

Passerby B: Hey, it's fun now.

Passerby C: I'm sorry that you haven't said whether you are a man or a woman.

Passerby B: Yes.Speak quickly.

Lin Xi thought for a long time, and felt that the provincial status of a gay guy would help him break into the enemy (sister) camp even more.so--

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: Me?You guys guess~ I'll tell you if you guess right.

Passerby A & Passerby B & Passerby C & Passerby B: I don't want to guess.

Passerby B: If you don't tell me your gender, at least talk about the follow-up?Don't lose your appetite!

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: The follow-up is that my blind date said that he would give me a chance to chase him, and said that I like him!

Passerby A: You used him, so there is only one truth!You are a man!

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: My child, your focus is wrong!

Passerby C: Then what happened afterwards?

Passerby B: It's a man!

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: I made a typo, okay?

Passerby C: We understand that an explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth.

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: Hehe... Bye bye!

Passerby B: That child is arrogant.

Passerby A: Yes.

Passerby C: This kid has successfully caught my attention!

Small Trumpet: Girl with big breasts, you can't afford to go on a blind date today!It's a man!Still stupid enough to agree to the other party chasing him!Are you stupid or not! (Cycle three times, ten speakers), buy speakers on a large scale, and use this smashing method, [-] small speakers become big speakers, occupying half of the screen and start to cycle, back and forth three times .

Lin Xi's face was almost lost in this prairie!And that little bitch Lou Ming!Lin Xi knew that she was good at talking nonsense, but she never knew that there were people in this world who were better at talking nonsense than herself.It is true that he agreed to Lou Ming, but what is Lin Xi known for?Be trustworthy!How kind!In this bloodless game, Lin Xi temporarily abandoned these two fine traditions left by his ancestors. He wondered if his ancestors would strangle him to death.

Lin Xi didn't intend to keep his word. Lou Ming tricked him, thinking how could a handsome boy in his [-]s be stuck in a cow dung?Although the cow dung is considered to be from the perspective of the opposite sex or the same sex, it is the best choice for a boyfriend.Who is Lin Xi?If he really judges a person by his beauty, family, and figure, Lei Xu is the best choice. If Lin Xi doesn't like it, what good does it matter how good-looking you are?Useful!Lin Xi admits that she has no abdominal muscles, no chest muscles, and her face is not all-powerful. She can't recognize her looks, figure, aura, and temperament when thrown in the crowd...all the things that stand out have nothing to do with her, okay?Lin Xi has undoubtedly fallen.Lin Xi didn't take it seriously: Boys still have big aunts!

Father Lin and Mother Lin came and knocked on the door.

Mother Lin: "I heard from Sister Liu that you fell in love with a boy? Are you planning to pursue him?"

Lin Xi didn't understand, and didn't know how to answer the conversation: "Ah? I don't even know myself!"

Mother Lin: "I know you are shy! I know the child I raised by myself best! It's okay to be shy! You are embarrassed to ask for the phone number, □□ number, and WeChat ID. I also know it, no, mom Mi, I sent it to you. I talked to Lou Ming, that child is really good, if your mother is a few decades younger, I will definitely go after your mother! I can’t chase your mother, and I will hand over this glorious mission Here it is! Be sure to take him down!"

Lin Xi: "Mom..."

Mother Lin: "I know, I'm just shy! Don't worry about it! When you meet someone you like, go after him!"

One after another, the mother was worried about her son.In Lin Xi's heart, everything has become a grass mud horse, a grass mud horse, a grass mud horse... the brain is a ten thousand plus ten thousand grass mud horse galloping past...

Mother Lin left, and walked cleanly.Father Lin, who had been standing in front of the background board, also went out.Only Lin Xi was left alone to worry about the moon.

One minute after Lin's father and Lin's mother walked out, Lin Xi still had some grass and mud in his heart.

Three minutes after Lin's father and Lin's mother went out, the grass mud horses migrated collectively, and the grass mud horses had been trampled out.

Lin Xi woke up and was in the process of fending for herself... Turn on the phone, find out the Tencent account, there is the Tencent account given to Lin Xi by Lin's mother, copy and paste.

Nickname: Descendants of Yanhuang

Talk about it: This person is very lazy and left nothing behind~

Signature: This man is smart enough to leave nothing behind.

Lin Xi: ...

Lin Zili: Lou Ming, your uncle!

Descendants of Yanhuang: My uncle?Can you say it again? !

It took less than three seconds for Lin Xi to send a message, and Lou Ming replied. It can be seen that Lou Ming has been staying next to the mobile phone | computer, and has been paying attention to Lin Xi.

Lin Zili: Your uncle, your uncle!So what if I said it, bite me!

Descendants of Yanhuang: Lin Xi, are you sure you want to talk like this before I calm down?

Lin Zili: How about it? !

Lin Xi was very dissatisfied, he wanted to smash the little flower by the window, and felt distressed - it was the little flower who had been with him for more than three years, Lin Xi was reluctant, so naturally he wanted to vent his anger on another thing he was willing to part with.Lin Xi kept pounding the pillow while sending messages, intending to kill Lou Ming from anger.But a person who has never experienced the workplace, no matter how mature his mind is, he is still a kid.

Father Lin, who was always in front of the background board, was watering spider plants and some flowers and plants on the window sill of the living room. The water in the pot had already leaked out, and Father Lin was obviously absent-minded.Mother Lin, who was sitting on the sofa eating fruit, ate and talked, and was very upset to see Father Lin like this.The person who has been talking thinks that the other party will listen, but he still listens carefully, but the other party is not interested at all. How do you feel?Mother Lin is in the same mood now.

Lin's father said when Lin's mother was about to make trouble: "Tell me, is it because we blindly help Lin Xi arrange everything...er... that?"

Mother Lin: "Don't hesitate to speak! You are not manly at all!"

Father Lin smiled wryly and didn't speak again.In this kind of family, the aura of two men is not as big as that of a woman, so what kind of courage are they talking about?Father Lin frowned, put down the watering pot, and went to Lin Xi's room.

The decoration of the Lin family's house is very warm, at least on the surface.However, Father Lin tasted something different in that warmth, which made people feel a little uncomfortable.

When he reached the door, he wanted to knock, but stopped again, sighed, and went out.Before he left, he might be worried about Mother Lin and said, "Lao Zhang and I went to play chess. There are vegetables in the refrigerator, just warm them up."

Lin's mother: "Oh." Lin's mother felt that she was right, and thought to herself, maybe it's because Lin's father came to be an uncle, but it's not certain. Men, there are always a few days when they can't tell others, and they understand.

In order to calm down, Lin Xi turned off all electronic devices, even put down his favorite tablet, and began to take care of Xiaohua carefully.The flowers are ordinary small flowers, the kind that are common in the countryside. They were given to him by Lin's father.The color of the flowers is white, and the clusters are very beautiful. Lin Xi has seen the most beautiful moment of small flowers.One by one, they flew up, and a large area was occupied by small flowers. That was when Lin Xi was in the countryside, and Lin Xi was the happiest.Grandma can kill roosters until only one is left.For now, forget it.

Lin Xi has no one he likes, and in a way, he is not a character that often appears in novels: he doesn't understand style, and he has to let the object open his heart bit by bit.Lin Xi understood the love between a man and a man, but he didn't.Does he understand that it's because falling in love is not the same?Male and female, male and female, female and female, about the same.Putting theoretical knowledge on Lin Xi, Lin Xi couldn't understand it anyway, maybe it was a second-school illness.

On the street, Lin Xi always saw beggars, but refused to go forward.

Lin Xi made an appointment with Su Yan. It is true that Su Yan is gay. Similarly, he is also a very good friend.Lin Xi has always made friends with her first instinct, it may be a little frivolous, Lin Xi enjoys it.Lin Xi didn't think about the question that Lin's father was thinking about, so it was so deep, right?

Lin Xi jumped up and down, full of energy, just like a little squirrel. Su Yan had heard about Lin Xi's family for a long time. When Su Yan received Lin Xi's call, he had already guessed it.

Lin Xi finally stood up, and said hello to Su Yan, "Su Yan, long time no see."

Su Yan straightened Lin Xi's body, and reminded Lin Xi in a low voice: "You should pay attention to your image in the street now." After the reminder, he smiled standardly: "I saw you yesterday, okay?"

Lin Xi said positively: "Okay, okay, isn't it like three autumns every day when I don't see you?"

Su Yan teased: "Let me think about it, why are you begging me? Don't you think I'm a trash can again?" Su Yan bowed his head, Lin Xi was short-sighted again.

Lin Xi had a cheeky face: "Hmph, return the trash can! No one is doing it properly! You're still talking about me, and I don't know what shame is!"

Su Yan: "Let's go! I can't beat you."

Lin Xi: "Hmph!"

Next, Lin Xi complained for a very long time. Su Yan was very happy, but also painful.Happiness is because I have friends, and pain is because of the babbling mouth next to me, which keeps making noises, but still waits for it with a smiling face, which shows the degree of pain.