My customer service is not human

That's not right, why is the little boss so calm?

If he remembered what happened in the bar, according to the fragile nature of human beings, he is probably on the verge of collapse now.But if he hadn't remembered, he wouldn't have said such a thing.

"Zhouzhou, have you remembered everything?" Xu Qing asked cautiously after carefully looking at Lu Zhou's expression.

Lu Zhou felt lost.Why did Xu Qing and Xu Wan look at him with such strange expressions?It seems to be on guard against him going crazy in the next second.As for what?The thing about the bar is not a big deal, is it?

Who hasn't entered the second term yet?Love cosplay?

Silently groaning in his heart, Lu Zhou nodded calmly and said, "Well, I remember. But I don't quite understand, when did you prepare the props? Also, is that bar a gathering place for animation lovers?"

What the hell?do not understand at all.

Xu Wan looked at Xu Qing, but Xu Qing's eyes were focused on Lu Zhou from the beginning to the end.Xu Wan looked back resentfully.I heard Lu Zhou educating them: "Although I don't exclude you from playing these things, you should be careful. Especially, when you bring people to participate, can you say hello in advance?"

He was so frightened that his heart almost stopped beating.And got scared twice!One time was when the man suddenly sucked his blood, and a tail appeared behind Xu Wan; the other time was when she woke up and remembered the scene she had experienced.

Fortunately, although he is a nerd, he also loves to surf the Internet. He knows that young people play more tricks these days.He gave himself a reasonable explanation.

After finishing speaking earnestly, he took out his mobile phone to check the time, it was already late at night.

"Sleep and sleep, children will not grow tall if they don't get enough sleep." Lu Zhou said to Xu Wan, "You should live in the guest room for a few days."

Xu Wan looked at Lu Zhou, but there was no response for a while.It's not that she is dissatisfied with Lu Zhou's arrangement, but that she is still digesting what Lu Zhou said.I can understand individual words, but what do they mean together?Am I so out of touch with the human world?For a moment, Xu Wan couldn't help falling into doubts about herself.

Although Xu Qing was also confused by what Lu Zhou said, she was dissatisfied immediately when she heard that Lu Zhou let the stinky fox live in his room.That's his house, how can it be filled with a fox smell?

About to refuse.Then Lu Zhou said to him: "You just..."

Lu Zhou originally wanted to say that Xu Qing should sleep in the living room, but after taking a look at his figure and the length of the sofa, he silently changed it to: "Live in my room."

Um?yeah?I, am I going to sleep with the little boss?

Hit by the huge surprise, Xu Qing forgot to speak for a while, and only nodded sharply to express temporary agreement.

At this time, he didn't dislike Xu Wan anymore, not only did he not dislike her, but he also wished that she would stay for a longer period of time so that he would have more opportunities to be intimate with the little boss.

Well, it's not so unpleasant to see a dead fox now.It is still useful at critical times.

Xu Qing stood up, grabbed Lu Zhou's arm with his big hand, pulled Lu Zhou up, and said impatiently: "Zhouzhou, let's go to sleep."

"Your sister..." Before Lu Zhou could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Xu Qing's movements.

Xu Qing mentioned Xu Wan with lightning speed, stuffed her into the guest room, closed the door, and returned to Lu Zhou.The action is done in one go.

Lu Zhou: "...Okay."

The nightmare was terribly excited, the boss and sister-in-law slept together, what a historic moment!It must be recorded!

However, the nightmare is too ignorant of its boss, Xu Qing.Will Xu Qing give it a chance to watch?Won't.

So, the nightmare could only watch pitifully as the boss dragged his sister-in-law back to the room, but he was stopped outside the door.

Before entering the door, the boss gave him a warning glance, not allowing him to sneak in and watch gossip at night.

Woohoo, boss, you are no longer the boss who loves me.

With nowhere to go, the nightmare simply turned around and went to the guest room to chat with Xu Wan.

In the master bedroom.

As soon as he entered the room, Xu Qing asked excitedly, "Zhou Zhou, where do you want to sleep?"

Um?Is it important?Lu Zhou glanced at Xu Qing suspiciously, then pointed in a direction.

Xu Qing said: "Okay." Consciously walked to the other side, lifted the quilt, and lay down.

"Zhou Zhou, come and sleep too." Xu Qing called Lu Zhou as he fell asleep with a smile on his face.

Lu Zhou was holding back, holding back, holding back, but in the end he couldn't hold back.Stepping forward to lift the quilt, he shouted loudly at Xu Qing, "Don't you take off your clothes and shoes when you sleep?"

"I, I thought we would take it off together later." Xu Qing said weakly.

"Who wants to take off with you." Lu Zhou blushed a little.

Xu Qing didn't notice Lu Zhou's abnormality. In order to calm down the anger of the little boss, he thought of it, and his whole body immediately became naked.Then he looked at Lu Zhou with an expression begging for praise.

Lu Zhou was silent for a few seconds, picked up the pillow next to him and threw it at Xu Qing: "You pervert! Why did you even take off your underwear!"

Xu Qing was so wronged: "Didn't you let me take it off?"

"Me!" Lu Zhou was so angry that he didn't want to speak.

Looking away, he rummaged on the bed, intending to throw Xu Qing's clothes to him, but after searching, he couldn't find any clothes, socks and shoes, let alone underwear.

what happened?

"Zhouzhou, what are you looking for? I'll help you." Xu Qing sat up.

Lu Zhou glanced at Xu Qing, silently pulled the quilt to cover his important parts, and said, "Your clothes. Put them on!"

Tsk, taking it off and putting it on again, is this the little boss's special hobby?While thinking about it, Xu Qing conjured up a set of clothes with magic tricks.

Lu Zhou: "!!!" Did I lose my eyesight just now?Whoosh, Xu Qing has clothes on her body?

"Take it off." Lu Zhou stared at Xu Qing closely.

Xu Qing didn't think much, and the clothes disappeared in the blink of an eye.He was naked again.

Lu Zhou: "!!!"

Can't help but sit on the edge of the bed with his forehead, "I want to be quiet." Lu Zhou said.

In the next room, the Nine-Tailed Fox, who has lived for many years, and the oily Nightmare, who is good at weaving dreams, are eagerly guessing the current situation of the master bedroom.

Nine-Tailed Fox: "I didn't expect Taotie to be so dishonest now."

Nightmare tapir: "Hehe, when is my boss passing by?"

Nine-Tailed Fox nodded: "That's right."

Nine-Tailed Fox: "Why is there no sound suddenly? Why are they chattering so much, they haven't started yet."

The Nine-Tailed Fox poked the Nightmare Tapir's body: "Be a peeping shadow and take a look."

The nightmare trembled, and said honestly: "I don't dare. The boss will kill me."

"Cut, what courage!" Nine-tailed fox disliked.

The nightmare was not happy: "Your mana is higher than mine, why don't you do it?"

The nine-tailed fox said with a serious expression: "Am I the kind of demon who is curious about other people's privacy?"

The nightmare really wanted to nod and say "yes", but under the deterrence of the nine-tailed fox's eyes, it swallowed the truth back.

Invisible but did not affect the imagination of the two demons, and within a few seconds, they began to discuss other large-scale issues enthusiastically.

Of course, Lu Zhou knew nothing about their discussion.Xu Qing could hear it, but he just felt it was noisy, so with a wave of his hand, he simply arranged a soundproof barrier for the room.

So, just after Lu Zhou explained the abnormality of Xu Qing's clothes to himself, when he looked up, he saw a white light flashing in Xu Qing's hand.This...he really can't explain it!

God damn Two-dimensional!God damn it, a sophomore!

These simply do not make sense with normal theory!

Lu Zhou plucked up his courage and finally asked, "You are not an ordinary person, are you?"

stranger?Super evolved?Lu Zhou was wondering about Xu Qing's answer.result--

Xu Qing shook her head: "I'm not human."

What?ha?