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"boss."

"Zhou Zhou."

"Alu."

"Honey."

Xu Qing was wronged and stood at the head of the bed, persistently calling out to the little boss who turned his back and ignored him.

Lu Zhou really didn't want to say another word to Xu Qing, but hearing the names he used became more and more disgusting, Lu Zhou finally couldn't help it, turned his head, and shouted angrily: "Get out—"

Xu Qing automatically ignored Lu Zhou's words, looked at Lu Zhou with an expression of wanting to laugh but didn't dare, and asked, "Are your teeth okay?"

No!

very bad.

I don't know how Xu Qing's tongue grew, it's harder than a stone.At that time, Lu Zhou bit down with all his strength, and almost broke his teeth.

With head pain and tooth pain, Lu Zhou's physiological tears burst out at that time.He pushed away the bewildered Xu Qing, covered his mouth and silently endured the pain.However, I didn't expect Xu Qing to be like an old lady, making a lot of noise.Annoying Lu Zhou's head is about to explode!

"You go out." Seeing Xu Qing's eager eyes, he seemed to have a lot to say.But Lu Zhou really didn't have the mood to perfunctory him at this time, and spoke out to drive people away.

Xu Qing didn't move.

Lu Zhou suppressed his temper and added, "I want to be alone."

"Then I'll stay here. I won't talk or disturb you, okay?" Xu Qing walked to the corner of the room and sat down.Such a big man huddled into a ball, no matter how pitiful he looked.

It's a pity that the little boss at this moment is the little boss who is on the verge of going berserk, not the little boss who is fascinated by sex and easily softens his heart.

Lu Zhou's face sank quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Fortunately, although Xu Qing doesn't know how to read facial expressions, her ability to perceive danger is first-class.Before Lu Zhou broke out, he immediately stood up and walked out.Not a word of extraneous words.

Seeing that the door was closed, the room finally returned to tranquility.Lu Zhou slowly let out a breath of foul air, closed his eyes, and leaned back on the bed.

"Paji", a strange voice sounded behind him.

Lu Zhou's body froze instantly, what are you doing?

"Sister-in-law, you crushed me." A very cute childish voice floated out from behind.

Lu Zhou: "..." Is it over?Xu Qing is gone, his toys are here again!I just want to be quiet, okay!

The nightmare was crushed on the bed, and did not see Lu Zhou's stormy expression.But he is no better than Xu Qing, he is a veteran of the human world, and he knows something bad without waiting for Lu Zhou's reaction for a few seconds.He didn't dare to speak at the moment, let alone struggle, and only quietly lightened the black mist surrounding him, even lighter.

He is trying to reduce the sense of existence!

However, he underestimated the horror of the good-tempered Lu Zhou's anger.

Lu Zhou grabbed it in his hand and opened the door with a dark face.

Oh, the stupid boss of his family is standing at the door like a god.Seeing the little boss, he showed a stupid smile.

Boss, your little brother is in danger!Look at me, don't look at the little boss!The nightmare frantically sent telepathy to Xu Qing.However, Xu Qing would be a ghost if he could accept it!

When he saw the little boss open the door and come out, he thought that the little boss had calmed down and grinned happily, but in the next second, he felt something soft and bouncy being slapped on his mouth.

After the little boss finished filming, he closed the door with a cold face.

During this period, I didn't say a word to him, not even an expression.

Xu Qing felt so hurt.

It's over, the little boss is suddenly so cold to me, does he not like me anymore?

No, he won't give me something if he doesn't like it.By the way, what did he just stuff in my mouth?

Xu Qing wiped his mouth curiously, and grabbed a black Q-bomb flat gadget.

Xu Qing's pupils suddenly enlarged.

In the next second, he and the nightmare in his hand uttered a tragic cry at the same time.

Nightmare tapir: "Whoa, whoa, my innocence was ruined by the boss."

Xu Qing: "Pah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Where's the mouthwash, give me a rinse. This guy hasn't bathed since he was born, he's so dirty."

……

"He hasn't come out yet?" When Xu Wan returned home, she saw that Xu Qing was alone in the living room, sitting on the sofa with folded arms and a dark face.His eyes kept looking in the direction of Lu Zhou's bedroom, and he asked casually.

Unexpectedly, these words were like fireworks that ignited the fuse of a firecracker. Xu Qingteng stood up, looked at Xu Wan very angrily, and said three words: "Dead fox!"

Some things, can not be two.

Having been scolded by Xu Qing several times today, Xu Wan's expression turned cold.She undisguisedly released her demon power, a powerful aura fluctuated in the living room, and eight white, fluffy tails came out from behind.Xu Wan looked at Xu Qing, and said word by word: "What did you just say?"

Fox spirits usually practice 100 years to go through a catastrophe and add a tail. Xu Wan has eight tails, which proves that she has at least 800 years of Taoism.It's a big monster.The strength is not bad.

If Xu Qing was in his prime, he would not be afraid.But his current strength is greatly reduced, and he is not Xu Wan's opponent at all if he starts to fight seriously.However, is Xu Qing the kind who will subdue?

Seeing that Xu Wan dared to exert coercion on him, Xu Qing was furious, and her figure suddenly swelled.His skin changed from flesh-colored to blue-gray, and his exposed muscles became more bulging and firmer. He continued to grow taller and bigger, and finally, his clothes shattered into strips with a "chi la" overwhelmed.

"Crack", Lu Zhou, whose headache finally stopped hurting, opened the door and walked out.

Lu Zhou: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!!!"

Xu Wan quickly withdrew her mana, but Xu Qing hadn't withdrawn it yet.Xu Wan was hit by Xu Qing's vigor, she flew backwards, hit the wall, and spat out a mouthful of blood.

Lu Zhou: "Xu Qing!!!"

Xu Qing who hastily withdrew his mana was at a loss: "It's not what you think, Zhou Zhou, listen to my explanation!"

Lu Zhou looked around, picked up the pillow that was kicked on the ground because of Xu Qing's anger, and threw it at him: "Hurry up and put on your clothes, you exhibitionist!!!"

ah?Um?

Xu Qing quickly looked down, his face blushed quickly.Cough, I was too involved in the fight just now, and I didn't notice that my figure became too big. Not to mention the clothes were torn, and the pants were half broken, hanging loosely at the knees.

Was, was seen by the little boss!Xu Qing's brain exploded with a bang.

When Lu Zhou impatiently pushed him aside again, he hurriedly covered the front with one hand and the back with the other, and ran back to the room to change clothes.

That vixen really took advantage of it today.Xu Qing thought unhappily after finding out the clothes to put on again.

He is very happy to be seen by the little boss, but to be seen by that vixen... She is so beautiful!

Originally, the purpose of temporarily tolerating the vixen's stay was to convince the little boss that he was an ordinary person.But now that his identity has been exposed, the vixen is useless.Xu Qing planned to find a way to drive her away later.Unexpectedly, when he walked back to the living room, he saw Lu Zhou touching Xu Wan's little hand with concern.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Shameless vixen seducing the little boss while I'm away?

"Let go of your hand!" Xu Qing shouted angrily.

Lu Zhou was looking at the wound on Xu Wan's hand, and trembled unpreparedly.Turning back to stare at Xu Qing in dissatisfaction: "What are you yelling!"

Xu Qing felt aggrieved: "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about that dead fox."

After all, Xu Qing switched from the gentle mode to the furious mode in an instant, glaring at Xu Wan: "Let go of your hand, the little boss is mine! No! Promise! Touch!"

How could Xu Wan, who is not powerful enough, be afraid?Not only did he grasp Lu Zhou's hand tightly, but he also winked and said, "Brother Lu, not only was my hand scratched by him, but also my chest hurt so badly. Can you help me see?"

As he spoke, he shook his chest twice.

I have to mention that Xu Wan, who has returned to an adult figure, is really... choppy.

If it was a heterosexual man, I'm afraid he would have had a nosebleed long ago.However, Lu Zhou only felt very embarrassed.

"Okay, stop making trouble." Let go of Xu Wan's hand, Lu Zhou sat opposite Xu Wan, and then waved to Xu Qing, "Come here."

Xu Qing immediately rejuvenated, walked to Lu Zhou with a face full of joy, and sat down next to Lu Zhou.If Lu Zhou hadn't stopped him, he would still have hugged Lu Zhou and rubbed it hard to declare his ownership.

"Okay, let's talk about it, what's going on. What happened in the bar tonight, and you two, why is it different from ordinary people?" Lu Zhou stretched out his index finger and buckled the coffee table in the middle, attracting attention. After getting Xu Wan and Xu Qing's attention, he said so.