[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official
Chapter 9
In the middle of the wild forest, bandits who killed each other lay on the ground.
Ximen Qingqing and Lu Zhishen found a clean place to compete, while Shi Jin and Dai An followed.
Lu Zhi rubbed his neck deeply, turned his neck, and there was a "click, click" sound from his neck.
Dai'an's body trembled a few times following the sound.
Ximen Qingqing asked with a smile: "Have you decided yet? Don't regret it if you lose."
Lu Zhishen laughed loudly, and mocked: "Competing with you, the Sa family will lose? It seems that you don't know what the Sa family used to do!"
Ximen Qingqing pouted in his heart: Don't talk about what you used to do, I even know how you died.
Ximen Qingqing: "A hero doesn't mention his bravery in the past."
She smiled mysteriously: "However, it must not be me who lost, because you don't know what I used to do."
Heh heh, I used to be the main character in manga-adapted games, anime, movies, and TV series, so I asked you if you were scared?
Lu Zhishen sneered: "Then let's see the kung fu!"
Ximen Qingqing looked at him with his hands behind his back, "It's not enough to just compete, we must have a lottery, right?"
Lu Zhishen looked disdainful: "Okay! You can't win even if the Sajia let you use both hands."
Ximen Qingqing put his palms together and smiled: "Then it's settled, you give me both hands."
Lu Zhi choked suddenly.
He, he didn't mean that, how could this kid be so good at climbing up the pole!
That's right, give up your hands as much as you want, he doesn't believe that he can't win against this little chick without using his hands.
He snorted and rubbed his hands together, "If you give me your hands, you will still be held and beaten by the Sa family. What are you talking about?"
Ximen Qingqing glanced at Lu Zhishen and Shi Jin, and said, "I'm going to Tokyo to do business this time. If you win, all the money on me and the goods here will belong to you."
Dai'an pursed his lips.
Officer, these goods are boxes filled with stones to lure those bandits into being fooled. You spent all your money on my trip. You are really a white wolf with empty hands!
However, Lu Zhishen and Shi Jin's eyes lit up after hearing this.
Because Lu Zhishen beat Zheng Tu to death, he had to run around and even became a monk, but because he didn't adapt to the life in the temple, he was kicked out. Now he is wandering around, eating wine and meat, and he really doesn't have much money.
Shi Jin originally had some money in his family. He heard that there was a group of thieves on the nearby mountain, so he trained his servants to catch thieves.
Later, he was reported by that person, and the officers and soldiers came to encircle him. He killed the officers and soldiers in a daze, and rushed out of the encirclement, but he didn't want to fall into the grass like those thieves, so he went down the mountain by himself. , originally wanted to snatch someone secretly, but who knew that Lu Zhishen was snatched away.
Now both of them are facing financial problems, unexpectedly the fat sheep who gave the money came.
Although Lu Zhishen felt that it was a little bullying for her to compete with this young man, she asked for it herself.
"Okay!" Lu Zhishen rolled up his sleeves, put his hands behind his back, and looked at her with raised eyebrows.
Ximen Qingqing: "Wait a minute..."
"You regret it?"
"No, no, it's just that I haven't said that I won the lottery."
"You win?" Lu Zhishen showed a mocking smile.
Ximen Qingqing: "..."
Ouch, do you look down on the little guy?Smaller peppers are hot enough... Bah, bah, bah, I am a pure manga protagonist of all ages, and I must not think about any messy things.
A smile appeared on Ximen Qingqing's face, "If I win, I hope you promise me one thing."
Lu Zhi snorted deeply, disapprovingly.
Ximen Qingqing: "Don't deny it when the time comes."
Lu Zhishen was furious: "I, Lu Zhishen, don't dare to admit defeat. If you can really beat me, kid, I'll screw my head off and use it as a chamber pot for you!"
Ximen Qingqing: "Hey, you don't mind if I still despise you."
Moreover, I don't have the conditions to use that thing.
Lu Zhishen was so choked that he couldn't say a word, he stiffened his neck and glared at her angrily.
Lu Zhishen: "All right, all right, I promise you."
Ximen Qingqing pinned the fan on the back of his neck, smiled slightly, and rolled up his sleeves.
Lu Zhishen and Shi Jin were usually only interested in eating wine and practicing martial arts, and not very interested in women's sex, but at this time, the two of them unexpectedly fell on the wrists of this little official.
That bright wrist is more frosty than snow, like a white cherry under the moon, just looking at it like this makes people fascinated.
"Oh, that's right." Ximen Qingqing shook off his sleeves again, and the two of them sighed in unison.
She looked at the two of them inexplicably.
Lu Zhishen grinned and said: "What else are you going to do, hurry up, the Sa family doesn't have that skill!"
Ximen Qingqing: "The eminent monk is so much taller than me, why don't you let me choose the method to test strength?"
Lu Zhishen felt guilty at this moment, and hurriedly said: "Choose, choose, choose!"
Ximen Qingqing showed a kind smile: "Then please squat down."
"what?"
Ximen Qingqing raised a finger and grinned, "I can make you unable to get up with just this one finger, do you believe it or not?"
Lu Zhishen: "Fart!"
He obviously didn't believe it, he squatted down as soon as he lifted his clothes, and put his hands behind his back, glaring at Ximen Qingqing fiercely: "Come on!"
Ximen Qingqing walked over with a smile, "Are you sure you won't regret it?"
Lu Zhishen: "Fuck your mother, the Sa family is not that class!"
His eyes were menacing.
Ximen Qingqing was not afraid of him at all, moved his fingers in the air, and then tapped on his forehead.
A warm point gathers between the eyebrows.
Lu Zhishen was full of displeasure, like a beast imprisoned in a small cage, but he didn't know how to get out.
He stared at her fingertips until his eyes became cross-eyed.
Ximen Qingqing: "Master, just give it a try, can your strength compare to mine?"
Lu Zhishen gasped for breath and pushed up violently, but he was like a bastard whose cover had been lifted, he couldn't stand up no matter how hard he pushed.
what 's wrong?
He still doesn't believe in this evil!
He clenched his hands tightly, the veins on his forehead and neck bulged, and he pressed against it again.
The center of the brow was poked hot and painful.
But he seemed to be suppressed by a mountain, and he couldn't move it no matter how hard he tried.
After a while, the clothes on his body were wet with sweat, and he was panting non-stop.
He said angrily, "What kind of magic is this!"
Ximen Qingqing smiled triumphantly: "This is not magic, it's science."
"How about you, admit defeat?"
He gritted his teeth: "How is it possible!"
He tried again.
However, until all the strength in his body was exhausted, he didn't push that slender finger away.
His face was hot, and tears were welling in his eyes.
Shi Jin on the side rubbed his eyes, he couldn't believe that he saw a thin official holding down a strong monk so that he couldn't move.
Dai'an also opened his mouth, looking fascinated.
Ximen Qingqing asked him again: "How is it, Master?"
Lu Zhi took a deep breath, and said unhappily: "Forget that you are capable, tell me, what are you going to do with your family!"
"I want you……"
At this moment, there was a strange noise in the woods.
Shi Jin went to check and came back soon, "It's not good, the officers and soldiers are here."
Both of them have criminal records, so how dare they stay.
Lu Zhishen: "Let's go!"
As he spoke, he picked up his Zen staff and was about to leave in a hurry, but at this moment, his cassock sleeve was grabbed by a small hand.
Lu Zhishen: "You... I will come to you later."
Ximen Qingqing looked at him: "The officers and soldiers are here, why are you running away in such a hurry?"
Lu Zhishen's expression was unkind, and he tightened his grip on the Zen staff, as if he wanted to smash the heavy Zen staff over his head.
But in the end he was right about everything.
Lu Zhishen roared in a low voice: "The Sajia is not a good person, a petty official like you should stay away from the Sajia!"
Ximen Qingqing: "I just want that promise."
Lu Zhi stared at her deeply: "Although the Sa family is not a good person, it's not enough to lie to a petty official like you, just say it."
Shi Jin was in a hurry to get angry: "Brother!"
Lu Zhishen: "Wait a minute, it's okay."
He frowned and watched as Ximen Qingqing remained silent.
The sunlight struck between his fierce brows, casting a shadow on one side of the bridge of his nose. Although it looked fierce, it seemed that there was nothing he could do about her.
Regarding this promise, Ximen Qingqing thought for a long time whether he should surrender himself or not kill any more people.
Thinking of the end, Ximen Qingqing's shoulders were off, she let out a breath, and when she raised her head again, her entire face was exposed to the sun.
It's like she was born for the sun.
Ximen Qingqing glanced at Lin Zi, "Lu Da, I have read the notice on arresting you."
Lu Zhishen's face suddenly turned ferocious, "Okay, are you acting this play to catch Sajia?"
His Zen stick hit the ground heavily, "These people are also playing tricks on you?"
The people who killed each other, were injured and fell to the ground: "..."
Nima, we are crazy and we have to take the blame, aren't we?
Ximen Qingqing: "I met you by accident."
"That promise..."
Lu Zhishen reacted greatly: "Okay, the Sa family was deceived by something like you, you want me to surrender, don't you!"
Ximen Qingqing: "I did think so at first."
Lu Zhi held his Zen staff tightly, and threw it at her with a "drink".
"But I won't let you do that now."
The Zen stick was resting next to her cheek with the sound of the wind.
Ximen Qingqing stared into his ferocious eyes, "You kill people to fight for others. Although the means are fierce, you also blame the officials for their inaction."
She frowned.
The times are different, the people's sentiments are different, and the woman who was raped by Zheng Tu has nowhere to redress her grievances, which led to Lu Da killing Zheng Tu in order to avenge the woman's grievances.
If an official tried the case, I'm afraid they would think that even if they raped a woman, they wouldn't be guilty of death. However, it's not that women don't understand rape.For a woman, rape is tantamount to being killed, and what is killed is the rest of her life, and it is her dream of countless nights in the future.
She is not qualified to judge a person's sins, only the law can judge.
However, she is also a girl after all.
"What Zheng Tu did is law-forgivable, but unreasonable."
"Whoa-"
The copper ring on the Zen staff made a thrilling sound of collision.
There was no cloud in the sky, and the bright sun fell carelessly on top of her head.
Ximen Qingqing looked at Lu Zhishen seriously, his eyes fluctuating, "You run away, maybe I will blame myself and regret it for me at this moment, but at least I don't regret letting you go at this moment."
Lu Zhishen lowered his head, the shadow concealed the expression in his eyes.
"I want you to promise me something."
Lu Zhishen said in a rough voice, "Say it."
Ximen Qingqing: "From now on, no matter what, you must not kill anyone."
"Otherwise, I will have trouble sleeping and eating because of the guilt of letting you go today."
Lu Zhi took a deep breath, withdrew his Zen stick suddenly, turned his head and walked halfway, he turned his head slightly, and said in a low voice, "I promise you."
His shadow shrunk to a point near his feet in the scorching sun.
He carried his Zen stick and left with Shi Jin.
Ximen Qingqing watched the two of them off and sighed softly.
A hand covered her eyes.
"You did a great job."
The wet touch left her cheek.
Ximen Qingqing: "Hey! Don't touch me with your wet tentacles!"
A chuckle came from next to his ear, "Human beings who are contradictory and shimmering with rational light are really amazing."
"Oh, I really love humans."
Ximen Qingqing: Bah, if you have the face, say it again to the group of people on the ground who were frightened by you!
I'm afraid you don't love humans, you love humans who can be messed with by you!
The author has something to say: I will modify the characters in "Water Margin" when writing, including the appearance of some people, including the three views. After all, I am writing a fan... just for Su Shuang.
-
This chapter is for everyone soon~
Ximen Qingqing and Lu Zhishen found a clean place to compete, while Shi Jin and Dai An followed.
Lu Zhi rubbed his neck deeply, turned his neck, and there was a "click, click" sound from his neck.
Dai'an's body trembled a few times following the sound.
Ximen Qingqing asked with a smile: "Have you decided yet? Don't regret it if you lose."
Lu Zhishen laughed loudly, and mocked: "Competing with you, the Sa family will lose? It seems that you don't know what the Sa family used to do!"
Ximen Qingqing pouted in his heart: Don't talk about what you used to do, I even know how you died.
Ximen Qingqing: "A hero doesn't mention his bravery in the past."
She smiled mysteriously: "However, it must not be me who lost, because you don't know what I used to do."
Heh heh, I used to be the main character in manga-adapted games, anime, movies, and TV series, so I asked you if you were scared?
Lu Zhishen sneered: "Then let's see the kung fu!"
Ximen Qingqing looked at him with his hands behind his back, "It's not enough to just compete, we must have a lottery, right?"
Lu Zhishen looked disdainful: "Okay! You can't win even if the Sajia let you use both hands."
Ximen Qingqing put his palms together and smiled: "Then it's settled, you give me both hands."
Lu Zhi choked suddenly.
He, he didn't mean that, how could this kid be so good at climbing up the pole!
That's right, give up your hands as much as you want, he doesn't believe that he can't win against this little chick without using his hands.
He snorted and rubbed his hands together, "If you give me your hands, you will still be held and beaten by the Sa family. What are you talking about?"
Ximen Qingqing glanced at Lu Zhishen and Shi Jin, and said, "I'm going to Tokyo to do business this time. If you win, all the money on me and the goods here will belong to you."
Dai'an pursed his lips.
Officer, these goods are boxes filled with stones to lure those bandits into being fooled. You spent all your money on my trip. You are really a white wolf with empty hands!
However, Lu Zhishen and Shi Jin's eyes lit up after hearing this.
Because Lu Zhishen beat Zheng Tu to death, he had to run around and even became a monk, but because he didn't adapt to the life in the temple, he was kicked out. Now he is wandering around, eating wine and meat, and he really doesn't have much money.
Shi Jin originally had some money in his family. He heard that there was a group of thieves on the nearby mountain, so he trained his servants to catch thieves.
Later, he was reported by that person, and the officers and soldiers came to encircle him. He killed the officers and soldiers in a daze, and rushed out of the encirclement, but he didn't want to fall into the grass like those thieves, so he went down the mountain by himself. , originally wanted to snatch someone secretly, but who knew that Lu Zhishen was snatched away.
Now both of them are facing financial problems, unexpectedly the fat sheep who gave the money came.
Although Lu Zhishen felt that it was a little bullying for her to compete with this young man, she asked for it herself.
"Okay!" Lu Zhishen rolled up his sleeves, put his hands behind his back, and looked at her with raised eyebrows.
Ximen Qingqing: "Wait a minute..."
"You regret it?"
"No, no, it's just that I haven't said that I won the lottery."
"You win?" Lu Zhishen showed a mocking smile.
Ximen Qingqing: "..."
Ouch, do you look down on the little guy?Smaller peppers are hot enough... Bah, bah, bah, I am a pure manga protagonist of all ages, and I must not think about any messy things.
A smile appeared on Ximen Qingqing's face, "If I win, I hope you promise me one thing."
Lu Zhi snorted deeply, disapprovingly.
Ximen Qingqing: "Don't deny it when the time comes."
Lu Zhishen was furious: "I, Lu Zhishen, don't dare to admit defeat. If you can really beat me, kid, I'll screw my head off and use it as a chamber pot for you!"
Ximen Qingqing: "Hey, you don't mind if I still despise you."
Moreover, I don't have the conditions to use that thing.
Lu Zhishen was so choked that he couldn't say a word, he stiffened his neck and glared at her angrily.
Lu Zhishen: "All right, all right, I promise you."
Ximen Qingqing pinned the fan on the back of his neck, smiled slightly, and rolled up his sleeves.
Lu Zhishen and Shi Jin were usually only interested in eating wine and practicing martial arts, and not very interested in women's sex, but at this time, the two of them unexpectedly fell on the wrists of this little official.
That bright wrist is more frosty than snow, like a white cherry under the moon, just looking at it like this makes people fascinated.
"Oh, that's right." Ximen Qingqing shook off his sleeves again, and the two of them sighed in unison.
She looked at the two of them inexplicably.
Lu Zhishen grinned and said: "What else are you going to do, hurry up, the Sa family doesn't have that skill!"
Ximen Qingqing: "The eminent monk is so much taller than me, why don't you let me choose the method to test strength?"
Lu Zhishen felt guilty at this moment, and hurriedly said: "Choose, choose, choose!"
Ximen Qingqing showed a kind smile: "Then please squat down."
"what?"
Ximen Qingqing raised a finger and grinned, "I can make you unable to get up with just this one finger, do you believe it or not?"
Lu Zhishen: "Fart!"
He obviously didn't believe it, he squatted down as soon as he lifted his clothes, and put his hands behind his back, glaring at Ximen Qingqing fiercely: "Come on!"
Ximen Qingqing walked over with a smile, "Are you sure you won't regret it?"
Lu Zhishen: "Fuck your mother, the Sa family is not that class!"
His eyes were menacing.
Ximen Qingqing was not afraid of him at all, moved his fingers in the air, and then tapped on his forehead.
A warm point gathers between the eyebrows.
Lu Zhishen was full of displeasure, like a beast imprisoned in a small cage, but he didn't know how to get out.
He stared at her fingertips until his eyes became cross-eyed.
Ximen Qingqing: "Master, just give it a try, can your strength compare to mine?"
Lu Zhishen gasped for breath and pushed up violently, but he was like a bastard whose cover had been lifted, he couldn't stand up no matter how hard he pushed.
what 's wrong?
He still doesn't believe in this evil!
He clenched his hands tightly, the veins on his forehead and neck bulged, and he pressed against it again.
The center of the brow was poked hot and painful.
But he seemed to be suppressed by a mountain, and he couldn't move it no matter how hard he tried.
After a while, the clothes on his body were wet with sweat, and he was panting non-stop.
He said angrily, "What kind of magic is this!"
Ximen Qingqing smiled triumphantly: "This is not magic, it's science."
"How about you, admit defeat?"
He gritted his teeth: "How is it possible!"
He tried again.
However, until all the strength in his body was exhausted, he didn't push that slender finger away.
His face was hot, and tears were welling in his eyes.
Shi Jin on the side rubbed his eyes, he couldn't believe that he saw a thin official holding down a strong monk so that he couldn't move.
Dai'an also opened his mouth, looking fascinated.
Ximen Qingqing asked him again: "How is it, Master?"
Lu Zhi took a deep breath, and said unhappily: "Forget that you are capable, tell me, what are you going to do with your family!"
"I want you……"
At this moment, there was a strange noise in the woods.
Shi Jin went to check and came back soon, "It's not good, the officers and soldiers are here."
Both of them have criminal records, so how dare they stay.
Lu Zhishen: "Let's go!"
As he spoke, he picked up his Zen staff and was about to leave in a hurry, but at this moment, his cassock sleeve was grabbed by a small hand.
Lu Zhishen: "You... I will come to you later."
Ximen Qingqing looked at him: "The officers and soldiers are here, why are you running away in such a hurry?"
Lu Zhishen's expression was unkind, and he tightened his grip on the Zen staff, as if he wanted to smash the heavy Zen staff over his head.
But in the end he was right about everything.
Lu Zhishen roared in a low voice: "The Sajia is not a good person, a petty official like you should stay away from the Sajia!"
Ximen Qingqing: "I just want that promise."
Lu Zhi stared at her deeply: "Although the Sa family is not a good person, it's not enough to lie to a petty official like you, just say it."
Shi Jin was in a hurry to get angry: "Brother!"
Lu Zhishen: "Wait a minute, it's okay."
He frowned and watched as Ximen Qingqing remained silent.
The sunlight struck between his fierce brows, casting a shadow on one side of the bridge of his nose. Although it looked fierce, it seemed that there was nothing he could do about her.
Regarding this promise, Ximen Qingqing thought for a long time whether he should surrender himself or not kill any more people.
Thinking of the end, Ximen Qingqing's shoulders were off, she let out a breath, and when she raised her head again, her entire face was exposed to the sun.
It's like she was born for the sun.
Ximen Qingqing glanced at Lin Zi, "Lu Da, I have read the notice on arresting you."
Lu Zhishen's face suddenly turned ferocious, "Okay, are you acting this play to catch Sajia?"
His Zen stick hit the ground heavily, "These people are also playing tricks on you?"
The people who killed each other, were injured and fell to the ground: "..."
Nima, we are crazy and we have to take the blame, aren't we?
Ximen Qingqing: "I met you by accident."
"That promise..."
Lu Zhishen reacted greatly: "Okay, the Sa family was deceived by something like you, you want me to surrender, don't you!"
Ximen Qingqing: "I did think so at first."
Lu Zhi held his Zen staff tightly, and threw it at her with a "drink".
"But I won't let you do that now."
The Zen stick was resting next to her cheek with the sound of the wind.
Ximen Qingqing stared into his ferocious eyes, "You kill people to fight for others. Although the means are fierce, you also blame the officials for their inaction."
She frowned.
The times are different, the people's sentiments are different, and the woman who was raped by Zheng Tu has nowhere to redress her grievances, which led to Lu Da killing Zheng Tu in order to avenge the woman's grievances.
If an official tried the case, I'm afraid they would think that even if they raped a woman, they wouldn't be guilty of death. However, it's not that women don't understand rape.For a woman, rape is tantamount to being killed, and what is killed is the rest of her life, and it is her dream of countless nights in the future.
She is not qualified to judge a person's sins, only the law can judge.
However, she is also a girl after all.
"What Zheng Tu did is law-forgivable, but unreasonable."
"Whoa-"
The copper ring on the Zen staff made a thrilling sound of collision.
There was no cloud in the sky, and the bright sun fell carelessly on top of her head.
Ximen Qingqing looked at Lu Zhishen seriously, his eyes fluctuating, "You run away, maybe I will blame myself and regret it for me at this moment, but at least I don't regret letting you go at this moment."
Lu Zhishen lowered his head, the shadow concealed the expression in his eyes.
"I want you to promise me something."
Lu Zhishen said in a rough voice, "Say it."
Ximen Qingqing: "From now on, no matter what, you must not kill anyone."
"Otherwise, I will have trouble sleeping and eating because of the guilt of letting you go today."
Lu Zhi took a deep breath, withdrew his Zen stick suddenly, turned his head and walked halfway, he turned his head slightly, and said in a low voice, "I promise you."
His shadow shrunk to a point near his feet in the scorching sun.
He carried his Zen stick and left with Shi Jin.
Ximen Qingqing watched the two of them off and sighed softly.
A hand covered her eyes.
"You did a great job."
The wet touch left her cheek.
Ximen Qingqing: "Hey! Don't touch me with your wet tentacles!"
A chuckle came from next to his ear, "Human beings who are contradictory and shimmering with rational light are really amazing."
"Oh, I really love humans."
Ximen Qingqing: Bah, if you have the face, say it again to the group of people on the ground who were frightened by you!
I'm afraid you don't love humans, you love humans who can be messed with by you!
The author has something to say: I will modify the characters in "Water Margin" when writing, including the appearance of some people, including the three views. After all, I am writing a fan... just for Su Shuang.
-
This chapter is for everyone soon~
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