[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

As soon as Ximen Qingqing and his party entered the forest, they heard a whistle in the forest, and they were surrounded by a group of thieves.

The thieves in the forest were carrying plain knives, they looked majestic, and their number was far larger than that of Ximen Qingqing and his party.

Seeing the situation, the bodyguard immediately said to Ximen Qingqing: "Officials should not be impulsive, and these belongings will not be taken away. It is important for us to save our lives."

Ximen Qingqing rode on a tall horse and took a deep look at the bodyguard, "Is this group of thieves really powerful?"

The bodyguard hurriedly said: "The officials don't know something. This thief is highly skilled in martial arts, ruthless, and often entrenched in this place to kill people and steal money."

"Oh," Ximen Qingqing raised his eyebrows, "Then you clearly know that there are thieves entrenched here, and you still want to lead us this way?"

The bodyguard suddenly choked, "This is the only way to go to Tokyo..."

Ximen Qingqing: "Do you really think I haven't been to Tokyo?"

The bodyguard suddenly widened his eyes.

Ximen Qingqing asked him with a smile: "Why don't you think about it, why did I abandon the bodyguards in Yanggu County and surrounding counties, and just hire you?"

The bodyguard had guesses in his mind, and his expression was even more bewildered.

Ximen Qingqing said slowly: "If you want to blame, I blame you for being too inconsiderate. Why do you always miss the darts you are escorting, and why do you miss in one place?"

The bodyguard once again looked at this young junior. Although his face was beautiful, it made people shudder.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but he vaguely saw from behind her... there were countless tentacles hovering around her, circling around her, trying to protect her properly.

Ximen Qingqing waited patiently for the bodyguard's reply.

At this time, the bodyguard must think that he has the chance to win, and will speak harshly to her.

As soon as the cruel words came out, it was the highlight moment of her slap in the face. No one understood this routine better than her, the protagonist.

However, the bodyguard suddenly looked behind her, his eyes widened, the veins on his forehead popped out, his mouth opened, and he screamed fiercely, as if he was frightened by something.

Ximen Qingqing looked back, but found nothing.

Although she didn't see anything, she was very familiar with the scene where someone suddenly went crazy.

It must be his fault.

While screaming, the bodyguard rushed into the forest, waving the knife in his hand at the bandits.

The bandits were taken aback and hurriedly called his name loudly.

Just as Ximen Qingqing guessed, this bodyguard was indeed the same as those bandits.

Seeing that their identities were still exposed, the remaining bodyguards began to look at Ximen Qingqing with unkind eyes.

"Originally I could save your life, boy, who knew you were so smart, then go to see the king of hell to show your good mind!" The leading bandit drew his knife and pointed at Ximen Qingqing, suddenly found something, and let out a smirk , "You boy is raw and tender, so let's kill after playing!"

Oh, this world is so violent!

But you actually dared to utter such violent words against me, the protagonist, which is a sign of your failure.

The so-called protagonist is to have a passive skill that is 100% slapped in the face by being ruthless.

Ximen Qingqing looked at the bandit leader with a smile, and said calmly, "It's strange, why do you think I will come here without any preparation?"

"Since I have known about your tricks in advance, I have naturally laid a net."

She stretched out her hand to her ear as if to listen, showing a sweet and hateful smirk, "Did you hear that? People from the government are coming soon."

The bandits were taken aback by this.

The leading bandit leader looked even more ferocious, "Bah, I'm going to kill you little bastard before I run away!"

Ximen Qingqing: "Tsk tsk, you are talking harshly to me again, do you think you don't have enough slap flags on your body?"

The bandit leader glared at her, raised his arms, and ordered his bandits to rush over and kill Ximen Qingqing.

Dai'an was about to cry in fright, he grabbed Ximen Qingqing's clothes tightly under the horse, and said in a changed voice: "Officials, officials, what should I do!"

Having seen many big scenes, Ximen Qingqing seemed to have lost the nerve of fear long ago.

At such a tense moment, she was still in the mood to tease Dai'an, imitating his speech: "The officials don't know what to do either?"

Dai'an pursed her mouth and cried even worse: "Officer, stop teasing the little one at this time."

Ximen Qingqing straightened his back, looked at those bandits and bodyguards, and raised the corners of his mouth: "What are you afraid of, I am a girl favored by God."

Watch me use the "dice system".

Dai'an was about to cry even more: "Officials, don't be joking anymore, Dai'an can't understand what you said!"

Di'an turned his head with difficulty, staring nervously at the bandits who rushed over, and shrank his head, trying to hide himself under the horse's belly.

It's over, it's over, it's about to be chopped into meat.

Ximen Qingqing raised the corner of his mouth.

Look at my group charm skills.

"what--"

Ximen Qingqing's hand hovered over the skill, and he looked up in the direction of the scream.

"Ah-ah-"

Those bandits who rushed over to kill screamed one after another, and seemed to be frightened by some terrible scene, and started to kill each other with their knives.

While killing their own people, they shouted: "Don't come here! Don't come here!"

...and so on!It's that thing again!

Dai'an was stunned, hugging herself and shivering.

"Officials, officials, officials..."

Ximen Qingqing: "Ah, I've seen it all. Don't read it if you're afraid."

Dai'an let out a "hmm" and covered his eyes with his hands. He couldn't help but ask, "What happened?"

It seems that those people just went crazy because they looked behind them. Is there something behind them?

Dyan was a little curious and wanted to look back, but before he could move, his head was held down.

Ximen Qingqing: "People should not be too curious, because some things are beyond the scope of human understanding, and being too curious will kill you."

Her voice was calm and gentle, but for no reason it made Dian shiver, and Dian didn't dare to look back.

Dai'an sobbed softly: "Officer, will someone from the government really come?"

Ximen Qingqing smiled: "Of course it will, this is the plan I agreed with the government, it's just..."

She rubbed her nose, "I didn't expect the efficiency of the government to be so low. It's been so long and no one has caught up."

Alas, this world is really bad and outrageous.

At this moment, her ears moved, and she heard an angry shout.

"You damn people dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, and blocked the road and robbed us two brothers!"

"My dear brother, let the Sa family go meet them for a while!"

After all, he rushed up from the hillside by himself, overturning countless people and horses, with a Zen stick in one hand, making him extremely brisk.

Ximen Qingqing squinted his eyes and was suddenly blinded by a shiny bald head.

"Wait a minute, brother, these mountain bandits seem to have been enchanted, and they are actually killing each other here."

Next to the bald head, a tall man jumped out. The man was probably naked because of the hot weather, and his back was covered with embroidery. It was nine majestic blue dragons.

Because of the madness of the bandits, they killed each other in just a moment, and lay down on the ground, wailing all over the field. Ximen Qingqing, the only one who was still riding a horse among the corpses lying on the ground, was particularly conspicuous.

Those two people approached here, their expressions were vigilant, and their eyes were fierce, as if they had made up their minds to kill her as soon as she cast the demonic spell.

Ximen Qingqing: It has nothing to do with me!I am so wronged!

When they were far away, the two realized that the person on the horse was a little short, but when they looked in front of them, it turned out that it was not an illusion.

Seeing that Ximen Qingqingsheng was weak and short, he didn't look capable, so they lowered their guard a little bit.

The man with the nine-headed dragon tattoo said to Ximen Qingqing: "This official, what happened just now?"

Ximen Qingqing: "I don't know either. These bandits colluded with the bodyguards. Originally, they wanted to rob the goods and kill us, but when they were about to kill, they suddenly went crazy after seeing something, and then killed each other stand up."

The bald monk and the man with the nine-headed dragon looked at each other.

Ximen Qingqing smiled: "Did the two officials save me?"

The two shook their heads, saying that she might have met someone who knew sorcery.

Ximen Qingqing cupped his hands and said, "In Ximenqing, Xiayanggu County, what do you call the two officials?"

The bald monk said straightforwardly: "Sajialu..."

The man with the nine-headed dragon tattoo coughed heavily.

The bald monk choked for a moment, and said uncomfortably: "... Zhishen, the poor monk's Dharma name is Zhishen."

Ximen Qingqing: "It turned out to be an eminent monk, presumably some monster wanted to catch me and eat me just now. When I met an eminent monk with profound Buddhist teachings, I felt that I was no match, so I ran away."

Lu Zhishen choked again, not knowing what to say.

Is the Dharma profound?Can he say that he doesn't know half a word?

Ximen Qingqing complimented him a few more times, making Lu Zhi's embarrassing cheeks flush.

The man with the nine-headed dragon came out of the siege and said, "I am going to enter the history of the nine-headed dragon."

Ximen Qingqing complimented him: "Brother Shi's embroidered body on the back is really pretty, I wonder if I can take a closer look?"

Although Shi Jin is a man in his prime, he only knows how to exert his strength every day, and he is not close to women. If the person who made this request was a woman, he would definitely not agree to it. He is also proud of his embroidered body.

Shi Jin turned his back nonchalantly, raised his eyebrows, and looked unrestrained, "What's the matter, please take a look."

Ximen Qingqing looked at the tattoo on his back, and couldn't help stretching out his pointed fingertips to draw it carefully.

Shi Jin didn't think so at first, but for some reason, when her fingertips touched the tattoo, he felt as if he had been struck by a tiny lightning bolt, his whole body trembled and numb, and he felt ashamed.

This **** is a man, why is he shy!

Ximen Qingqing was puzzled and said, "Brother Shi, your whole body is shaking."

Shi Jin was annoyed at himself and didn't say a word, just trying to suppress it.

Ximen Qingqing asked again, "Are you sick?"

Shi Jin: All right, stop talking!

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "You feel hot, could it be..."

Shi Jin couldn't bear it anymore, so he turned around quickly, tore off the clothes tied around his waist, and put them on in a hurry.

Shi Jin: "Hey, it's a bit cold, it's okay."

Ximen Qingqing smiled, looked at the ashes on his fingertips, and asked, "Did you two come from the fire just now?"

Shi Jin and Lu Zhishen were surprised at the same time.

Lu Zhishen opened his mouth and scolded: "Okay, you little thief has been following us, what is your purpose?"

Ximen Qingqing: "Following you? Is it necessary?"

She shook her head and said with a smile: "You two smell like smoke and burnt ash. I just need to have a nose and eyes to know it. Why should I follow you?"

Hmph, this little reasoning still needs to be tracked?Are you looking down on me as a detective?

Lu Zhi sniffed his sleeve in disbelief, but didn't feel how strong the smell was.

Does this kid have such a good nose?

Lu Zhishen grinned and said, "Forget that your blind cat bumped into a dead mouse."

Shi Jin told Ximen Qingqing what happened to them in Crock Temple.

Several monks in the temple said that they were robbed by a monk, and that monk also drove away other monks in the temple, oppressing the remaining monks to do their best.

He and Lu Zhi were deeply entrusted and went to find the monk to settle the accounts together. After finishing the two villains, he returned to the temple only to find that the monks in the Crock Temple hadn't returned for a long time and thought they were killed too. Being retaliated by the two villains, they all hanged themselves to death.

Later, Shi Jin and Lu Zhishen burned down the entire Crock Temple.

Ximen Qingqing sighed, "Right now, even monasteries outside the world of mortals are not untouched by the world of mortals."

Lu Zhishen said carelessly: "It's not that those bald donkeys are too timid, how could the Sa family lose to those two villains."

Ximen Qingqing stared at him and said: "It's not that they are timid, but you are so bold, since you have arrested people, why don't you hand them over to the government, and you kill them privately?"

Lu Zhishen: "Government? Bah, the day lily will be cold by the time they come!"

Shi Jin echoed: "Some government officials are indeed not as righteous as the bandits."

Ximen Qingqing: "Could it be that just because you were stabbed by a fishbone once, you never eat fish again? Do you think you are more just than the law, so you can dispose of other people's lives at will?"

Neither of them listened to what she said, but prepared to leave instead.

She stared at Lu Zhishen and said suddenly: "If I want to compete with Master Zhishen, would Master be willing?"

Lu Zhi snorted lightly: "You boy is not enough to throw a punch at me."

Ximen Qingqing smiled: "That's not necessarily true."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Zhishen turned around abruptly, swung his Zen staff and threw it at Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing remained motionless, looking at him with a smile.

The Zen stick barely stopped in front of the tip of her nose.

Lu Zhishen was amused: "Although you are not tall, you are quite courageous, not bad."

Ah, why are you mentioning me!

Ximen Qingqing smiled: "Then please, big man, take a good look and see if I, a small man, can beat a big man like you."

Lu Zhishen didn't care: "What do you want to compare?"

Ximen Qingqing unfolded her fan with a "snap", and half covered her face with the fan, only revealing a pair of eyes. She smiled and said, "Of course it's something more than a man's."

"Huh?" Monk Hua raised his eyebrows deeply.

The author has something to say: Let me explain here that human beings may go crazy when they see Cthulhu mythological creatures, so there is a scene in the article.

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