[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The most embarrassing thing in this world is not that a man picks you up and runs away in front of your wife, but that he runs into the bedroom of another man who is taking a shower.

The most embarrassing thing in this world is not that he crashed into the bedroom of another man who was taking a shower while running, but that after he crashed into the bedroom, he fell asleep and lost the connection, leaving you and the bathing man staring at each other Small eyes.

The most embarrassing thing in this world is not that after he crashed into the bedroom, Sleeper lost the connection directly, leaving you staring at the man in the shower, but the man who came to help you up Sleeper naked.

The most embarrassing thing in this world is not the naked man who came to help you up the sleeping person, but you pretending to be asleep to log off to avoid embarrassment.

The most embarrassing thing in this world is not that you pretend to be asleep on the floor of someone else's room to avoid embarrassment, but that person thinks you are really asleep, puts you on his bed, and sleeps with you.

The most embarrassing thing in this world is not that the person thought you were really asleep, put you in his bed, and slept with you, but that you are a fucking woman disguised as a man!

Where does this make sense!

Huarong's sleep was so shallow that Ximen Qingqing woke him up every time he wanted to get up.

Ordinary people wake up halfway through sleep, their eyes must be dim and drowsy again and again, but Huarong wakes up halfway, but his eyes are wide open, his eyes are clear, and he doesn't look like he has fallen asleep at all.

Ximen Qingqing thought to himself: This must be because when he was in Zhizhai, the surrounding conditions were not very good. He had to be vigilant at all times so that he could lead the soldiers to deal with emergencies. This kind of conditioned reflex to become clear immediately upon waking up.

She really admired him, but also really felt that she was unlucky.

She will never say that she is a beautiful girl loved by God again.

God, I pooh!

The days when she came to the Water Margin were really unlucky in all directions and from multiple angles. Either she was unlucky or she was on the road of unlucky.

When she was deeply reflecting on herself, Huarong's arm was thrown across.

Ximen Qingqing grabbed it directly and threw him back.

Huarong woke up suddenly, looked around, and fell asleep again when he saw nothing happened.

Yang Zhi's legs crossed up again.

Ximen Qingqing kicked horizontally.

Yang Zhi snorted, Gu Lu walked away.

Ximen Qingqing didn't sleep that night, fighting wits and courage with these two, she couldn't wait to get up at dawn.

She pretended to have just woken up, and said to Hua Rong who had just woken up: "Sorry, I drank too much last night and fell asleep in your room somehow, let's pretend nothing happened, that, I'll go first , come to me if you need anything.”

After that, she patted her buttocks, wrapped her coat and shoes, and ran out arched.

Huarong wakes up and sleeps all night, although his face is sober, his mind is a little dazed.

He grinned at Ximen Qingqing, "Little official, let's play again!"

After that, he scratched his head, always feeling that there was something weird about what Ximen Qing said to himself.

But he was so sleepy that he didn't have time to think about it, so he fell back and fell asleep.

……

The sky has just been polished, and there are not too many servants active in the mansion.

Ximen Qingqing ran to the room where Mrs. Chen was staying while putting on her clothes and shoes.

She pushed the room away, and Chen Xi walked in with her.

Mrs. Chen was sitting on a chair in the middle of the room, slowly flipping through a book.

Ximen Qingqing stared at her, but always felt a sense of disobedience.

"Miss..."

Chen was still reading the book.

Ximen Qingqing took a deep breath, "Why did you deliberately provoke him?"

Chen's eyes did not leave the page, she asked, "What do you mean?"

Ximen Qingqing took a step forward, "You and I both know what I mean."

Chen said coldly: "I know the present, and I know the future. You are arguing with me now, but you don't know how you will thank me in the future."

This unusually familiar theory of babbling.

Ximen Qingqing's eyes suddenly became vigilant, "Who are you? Where is the original Chen family?"

Chen Shi: "Before you came, the Chen Shi in this world was my incarnation. This should be my question to you, who are you? Where is the original Ximen Qing?"

Ximen Qingqing's scalp went numb.

She actually knew that she was not from this world.

"you you……"

Ximen Qingqing stepped back to the door and closed it. She stared at him and suddenly smiled, "I don't know how I should address you, Your Excellency?"

Chen put down the book and looked at Ximen Qingqing.

At this time, His deep eyes seemed to be a collection of countless times and spaces. Just letting her look at it like this was like falling into the time gap of countless millions of years.

He said in a monotonous tone: "The past belongs to me, the present belongs to me, and the future belongs to me. I am the one who returns all things."

Ximen Qingqing: "Are you also a mysterious god from space?"

He stared at her, "You have the favor of the gods on you."

The corner of Ximen Qingqing's mouth twitched.

tentacle?pet?Are you driving?I'm going to call the police!

"But that's not as important as the knowledge in your head."

Ximen Qingqing totally agrees with this point.

He straightened up, "Humans, please try your best to please me, I will give you endless knowledge, and give you knowledge beyond this time and space."

He seemed to coax him to speak: "Don't you want it?"

Ximen Qingqing snorted softly, "Thank you very much, but for knowledge, I only believe that I got it myself. Who knows if the knowledge poured in by others has any private goods."

"Besides, if you have nothing to do to be courteous, you can either rape or steal."

Him: "..."

Ximen Qingqing bargained with him with a smile, "I still want my wife Chen, can you change back?"

He lowered his eyebrows, "Short-sighted human beings."

The next moment, the coercion that made Ximen Qingqing's hair stand on end disappeared.

He still has Chen's cold and indifferent temperament.

Ximen Qingqing let out a sigh with a smile, and went up to grab His hand bravely.

"Chen, hurry up, accompany me to bed and sleep, I'm going to die of sleepiness."

Chen sneered, "So knowledge is not as important as sleeping with you?"

Ximen Qingqing didn't care what he said, if it was the original Chen family, she would naturally be gentle and gentle, but this is not a human being, so she doesn't have to be polite.

Ximen Qingqing pulled him to the side of the bed and pushed him down.

She quickly removed her shoes and socks, and curled up in His arms.

Fortunately, his body temperature maintains the body temperature of human beings.

Ximen Qingqing yawned, "I'll sleep first, let's talk about it when we wake up."

Chen was silent for a long time, and when she turned her head, she was already asleep.

Ximen Qingqing, you see, you really have a big heart!

……

Ximen Qingqing woke up refreshed, and found that he was still nestled in Chen's arms, and he kept this position without moving.

Wow, there are benefits to not being human.

Ximen Qingqing looked at him with admiration, "You are much more useful than other gods."

Him: "..."

He doesn't want this kind of praise at all!

Ximen Qingqing rested his pillow on His arm, and said, "What do you say you are? One who returns all things to one? Do you know the past, present and future?"

He said lightly: "Do you know the breadth of my knowledge?"

Ximen Qingqing asked with great interest: "Then is there only one future, or are there countless?"

He: "You make different choices at different times and you will have a different future."

Ximen Qingqing: "Oh, so you said that I would thank you for what happened with Yang Zhi just now, but you said it based on a future?"

Him: "Yes."

Just based on his few words, he can guess that he likes such smart humans.

Ximen Qingqing: "I see..."

and many more!

Ximen Qingqing stood up and slapped "Bi Dong" on Chen Shi's cheek.

She squinted her eyes and asked him, "So, when you deliberately provoked the drunk Yang Zhi to take me away, you already knew what would happen next?"

Well, it turned out you were responsible for the most embarrassing night of my life.

He said calmly: "Based on the future, you will thank me."

"That's just one of the futures..."

He still looked dead.

Ximen Qingqing lowered his head and looked at him carefully, as if he wanted to see his essence through Chen's appearance.

He calmly said, "Do you want to see my real body?"

Ximen Qingqing rubbed his chin, "I was just thinking, will there be a future you who crazily hates you who made the previous actions?"

He: "I know what you are going to do, but I want to tell you that if you really do this, the end will be even more terrible."

Ximen Qingqing smiled into two crescents, "Sorry, detectives like to play dead."

She chooses [Charm].

[Use the charm skill, please roll the dice. 】

【The dice is being thrown...】

[Congratulations, you have thrown 1, which is a great success. Congratulations, you have finally obtained this glorious title-"Noble Phantasm of God" after unremitting efforts day and night! 】

Ximen Qingqing stared at him intently, as if wanting to remember all the details of how he was charmed.

She is indeed a person who becomes lucky only when facing the gods.

He still looked at her calmly, and said slowly, "I want you to give birth to my offspring."

Wow!

Ximen Qingqing suddenly sat up straight.

Him: "This is my gift to you."

Ximen Qingqing stared at Chen's body and said, "Why didn't you conceive my offspring? Anyway, you are my wife now, and, isn't God capable of anything? Especially a knowledgeable God like you. "

"We human beings often call a man with extensive knowledge a man who knows everything except childbirth. You are so good, of course you can solve the problem of childbirth, right?"

Him: "..."

Ximen Qingqing laughed, "You are the cutest god I have ever seen."

She touched God's cheek and jumped out of bed.

He said to her back: "I knew you were going to do this."

Ximen Qingqing looked back and smiled, "So you just lay here and let me touch you? You are so coquettish."

Him: "..."

He knows the knowledge of the entire universe, so He naturally knows the meaning of this sentence.

But he would rather not know.

……

It was already noon when Ximen Qingqing woke up again.

She changed her clothes and went to the main hall for dinner. She saw Hua Rong was sitting on the seat with extremely obvious dark circles, and Yang Zhi was standing beside him, clutching his stomach.

Lin Chong looked at the two of them, "What's wrong with you?"

Hua Rong waved his hand, "Last night I kept waking up, I didn't sleep well."

Yang Zhi said with a straight face, "It's okay."

An Daoquan wandered in, seeing Yang Zhi's actions, he said "Aiya", and hurriedly asked, "Is there something unspeakable? It just so happens that I still have a few more useful prescriptions."

Yang Zhi's face was dark, "No, he slept with Hua Rong last night and was kicked by him."

Hua Rong smiled and said, "It's definitely not me. I have always slept lightly and honestly, not to mention there are petty officials between you and me."

With a "bang", the tea bowl in An Daoquan's hand hit the table.

An Daoquan: "You...you...sleep?"

Hua Rong said heartily: "Yes, we share the same bed."

"Crack-"

Yang Zhi looked down and broke another corner of the table.

So he wasn't dreaming?

The author has something to say: the second update is complete~ Bubble is online, this is also a god in the Cthulhu Mythos system.