[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

"Cough!" Lin Chong coughed lightly, reminding Yang Zhi.

Yang Zhi looked at the powder in his hand suspiciously, why was he suddenly so angry?

He clapped his hands and wiped away the powder in his hands.

At this moment, the bead curtain was raised, and Ximen Qingqing and Chen Shi walked in.

When they saw Chen's face, everyone's first reaction was - as far as the face is concerned, Chen is really not worthy of Ximen Qing.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "This is my wife."

Mrs. Chen glanced at everyone present coldly.

She turned her head to Ximen Qingqing and said, "I'm going back to read. Come find me after you have entertained the guests in a while."

Ximen Qingqing: "Okay, go back and read, I won't bother you."

Chen turned around and left on her own, as if she came here to say hello to everyone.

Yang Zhi put the hand that crushed the corner of the table behind his back, and asked, "Did I frighten Madam by waiting for the rough man?"

Ximen Qingqing said with a smile: "She has such a personality, she loves books like her life, you don't have to mind."

An Daoquan wanted to ask something, but it was really difficult to ask when there were many people.

Ximen Qingqing: "I have already ordered my servants to prepare the food and drink, and I will not get drunk with everyone in a while. I have also arranged accommodation, food and wine for the other brothers, so that they can take care of themselves."

Hua Rong smiled and said: "I heard that there is a street in Kaifeng Mansion that is full of perfume shops. We travel all the way, our faces are covered with dust. Why don't we go to the perfume shop to take a bath and drink after eating."

Before Ximen Qingqing could speak, An Daoquan jumped up in shock and said repeatedly: "No, absolutely no!"

Hua Rong looked at An Daoquan suspiciously, "Why?"

An Daoquan was hoarse, and looked at Ximen Qingqing anxiously.

The partial student Ximen Qingqing also looked at him with a smile, and deliberately asked him: "Yes, why can't the genius doctor go to the perfume shop with us?"

This perfume shop is a place for men to take a bath, and there are men all over it, how can petty officials go there?

It's too bad for the little official to ask him knowingly and make him feel so embarrassed.

But she's so cute even when she's bad.

An Daoquan said helplessly: "This...it's because of me, alas, because of me!"

He looked at Ximen Qingqing, and said dejectedly: "I am born with flaws, and I don't want to take a bath with others, for fear that you will laugh at me."

Bah, this genius doctor is not it!Little official, I'm doing this for you.

Ximen Qingqing seemed to know his good intentions, and smiled, "So that's the case, alas, we shouldn't reveal the unspeakable secrets of you, the genius doctor."

Hua Rong, who mentioned the "Perfume Shop", also showed a guilty look, and quickly apologized to An Daoquan.

An Daoquan waved his hand heavily.

……

Ximen Qingqing chatted with them for a while, and went to the gazebo with them to drink and eat.

Ximen Qingqing was overwhelmed with alcohol, he only drank a few cups, he just chatted and laughed with other people, and stopped drinking.

Yang Zhi on the side seemed to have suffered from some stubborn illness, kept his head down, didn't say a word, just kept pouring wine and drinking, and he drank almost all the wine in several big jars by himself.

Ximen Qingqing sat next to Yang Zhi, saw that he was dazzled and blushed, and hurriedly pressed the back of his hand.

"Why is Brother Yang drinking so much wine here?"

Yang Zhi looked at the small snow-white hand pressed on the back of his honey-colored hand, and was slightly lost in thought.

"Brother Yang?"

The hand dangled back and forth in front of his eyes, making several phantoms.

Yang Zhi's brain became hot, he stretched out his big palm, grabbed her hand, and held it tightly.

"Yang Zhi!" An Daoquan's voice suddenly sounded.

Yang Zhi was startled, and the lost mind seemed to come back to his mind again.

He looked at the hand in his palm, then looked down the hand again, turned around Ximen Qingqing's lonely wrist, half-exposed snow-white forearm, and finally landed on her face.

He was taken aback, as if he had been scalded, he hastily let go of his hand.

"Hold, I'm sorry," he clenched his fist against his temple, "I...I drank too much."

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "How can you not get drunk if you keep drinking yourself?"

She looked at the crowd and said: "You have worked hard all the way, you should rest earlier today, how about we let the drinking party go first?"

Lin Chong: "What the officials said is true."

An Daoquan was always afraid that everyone would mess up after drinking... Bah, something happened. Hearing what Ximen Qingqing said, he hurriedly responded, "Yes, yes, let's break up, let's break up, I'm a little dizzy too, I drank too much."

Huarong: "Okay, everyone go to rest first, and we will get together tomorrow after rest."

After the crowd dispersed, they were all led to the prepared room by the servants.

Ximen Qingqing saw that Yang Zhi was sullen and staggered when he walked, so he asked his servants to help him, and he himself followed and talked to him.

Ximen Qingqing talked to him about many things and made many jokes, but Yang Zhi didn't respond at all, and just stared blankly at the floor tiles in a daze.

Ximen Qingqing couldn't help laughing and said, "Brother Yang, the floor tiles in my house are so beautiful, do you keep your eyes on them?"

Yang Zhi had already been helped into the corridor at this time, he hugged the pillar and refused to let go.

The servant was sweating anxiously.

Ximen Qingqing coaxed him: "Brother Yang, let go first, and hold it tomorrow, okay?"

Yang Zhi had a bad temper and said, "No, I won't leave!"

Ximen Qingqing: "This is the air outlet, it's very cold, you've sweated a lot from drinking, you'll get sick if you stay here."

Yang Zhi pressed his forehead against the vermilion pillar, looked at Ximen Qingqing in a daze, and said vaguely: "I, I have something to tell you."

Ximen Qingqing said cheerfully: "Then let's go back to the room and talk about it, I will listen."

He looked stubborn, "No, I have to say it here."

No matter how much he tried to persuade him, he refused to let go of the "flower-like jade" pillar. Ximen Qingqing had no choice but to nod and said, "Okay, okay, tell me, I'll listen."

Yang Zhi opened his mouth, and suddenly thought of something, turned his head and glared at the servant beside him.

Yang Zhi's face was divided into yin and yang, and he was even more frightening when he was fierce. This frightening person was taken aback and almost sat down on the ground.

"Well, he, no, can't listen!"

He shook his hand desperately, "Go, let him go, don't let him listen."

Ximen Qingqing stared at him for a while, then nodded, "Okay, I'll listen to you."

She said to the servant: "Go away, I will call you later."

"No, no!"

Yang Zhi staggered and hugged the pillar, rubbed his face on the pillar desperately, and said vaguely: "Go farther, go further."

Ximen Qingqing sighed: "Brother Yang, do you really want me to help you go back?"

Take a good look at the physical gap between the two of us, do I seem to be able to support you?

If I help you, you can put your hands on top of my head.

Yang Zhi "ahhhh" bumped his head against the pillar.

Ximen Qingqing was angry and funny.

No matter how old this man is, no matter how tall he is, he looks like a child when he is drunk.

Ximen Qingqing: "Okay, you go down."

After Ximen Qingqing ordered the servants, he said to Yang Zhi: "I obeyed your words and drove the servants away. If I can't hold you back later and smash you to the ground, don't blame me."

The servant walked away, and Yang Zhi suddenly became quiet again.

He hugged the pillar and lowered his eyebrows, "Don't blame Yang Zhicai, officials."

"Huh? Blame you? Did you do something bad about me?"

Ximen Qingqing touched his chin, ready to use his detective brain.

Yang Zhi sniffed, and suddenly, he bent his knees and knelt down in front of her.

Ximen Qingqing was shocked.

What a sorry thing to do to her?

She thought about it, there is nothing strange around her recently, could it be that Yang Zhi escaped her keen observation ability as a detective?

Ximen Qingqing looked down at Yang Zhi from above.

Only at this time can she be taller than him.

She said, "Yang Zhi, tell me, what did you do to offend me?"

"I...I..." His face flushed, and when he looked up to see her serious face, he turned pale again.

"Officer, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

He prostrated himself on the ground, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

What is it that makes this big man suffocate in his heart like this?

Ximen Qingqing: "Did you kill someone?"

Yang Zhi was startled, "No, how is it possible?"

Ximen Qingqing: "Are you a woman?"

Yang Zhi showed a distressed expression, "Is this the kind of person Yang Zhi is in the eyes of officials?"

Ximen Qingqing: "Since they are neither, what else is there to say?"

Yang Zhi looked up at her with a complicated and painful expression.

Just as he was thinking and thinking, and was about to tell all his dirty thoughts, Ximen Qingqing suddenly stretched out his hand.

Her slender fingers brushed across his forehead, brushing aside his sweat-drenched hair.

Her cuffs were stretched up, revealing her white wrists. Under the sun, those wrists were dazzlingly white, and blue blood veins faintly emerged under the skin, like jade hairpins buried in snow.

Following her movements, a faint fragrance floated into his nose.

His heart, which had been clamored by the spirits, beat even more violently, and the heavy heartbeat even occupied all of his hearing, making him unable to hear anything else.

Alcohol... It's all because of the alcohol, even if he had such disgusting, obscene and despicable thoughts about the petty official, it's impossible for him to fantasize about the petty official in broad daylight.

He is hopeless!

Yang Zhi gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, tensed his body, and even trembled slightly because of too much force.

"Little official... the east building..."

He called her mournfully, his lips and teeth seemed to swallow the name.

He turned his head suddenly, grabbed the pillar, and slammed his whole head against the pillar.

Ximen Qingqing was too weak to pull him, so he could only put his hands on the pillar and was bumped head-on by Yang Zhi.

Ximen Qingqing screamed.

Yang Zhi was stunned.

He stared wide-eyed, looking at the red and swollen back of the little official's hand after being bumped by him, it was simply horrible.

Ximen Qingqing was in so much pain that she was about to cry, what sin did she do, how could a living person run up to her and bump into a pillar, and almost broke her hand.

Ximen Qingqing was outraged, and said angrily, "Yang Zhi, open your eyes and take a good look, sober up!"

As she spoke, she kicked Yang Zhi on the shoulder.

Yang Zhi was already guilty, but seeing him kicking at this moment, he didn't put up any resistance, and was kicked to the ground by her directly.

He was lying on his back on the ground, icy cold air rushed in from his back, but his chest heaved up and down, and he kept panting heavily.

Ximen Qingqing originally wanted to reprimand him, but saw that the corners of the eyes of this serious and tall man were forced to turn red.

She paused, and swallowed back what she was about to say.

She knelt down beside him and said, "What happened to force you to bump into a pillar?"

Yang Zhi stared blankly at the beams on the corridor, and kept silent.

Ximen Qingqing had no choice but to persuade him patiently, "Look at those two evildoers who want to survive too much. Why do you, an indomitable man like you, want to die?"

She picked up the broken hair on his face and said: "I know that you are a child of the old family, and you are arrogant. Something must have happened to you that is unbearable. You can tell me about it. If it is not illegal If you are immoral, I will help you."

After hearing this, Yang Zhi finally turned his head slowly, and said in a hoarse voice: "If, if the little official finds out, he will definitely not be able to forgive Yang Zhi."

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "Tell me first, I will know whether you should forgive me or not after you tell me."

Yang Zhi: "I...I..."

Just when he was about to take advantage of the alcohol to confess his despicable thoughts to Ximen Qing, a cold voice sounded not far away.

"Officer? What are you doing here?"

Ximen Qingqing looked back, "Mr. Chen? Didn't you read the book?"

Mrs. Chen: "Well, I got tired of reading, so I went out for a walk."

Ximen Qingqing turned his head again and looked at Yang Zhi, "By the way, what are you going to say?"

"I..." Yang Zhi saw Mrs. Chen who was behind Ximen Qingqing suddenly smiled at him. The smile was both funny and nasty, as if she had seen through his thoughts at a glance.

Damn, this woman... Did this woman come to see him for a joke?

What a sinister thought!

How could such a good little official have such a vicious wife?

Yang Zhi looked furious, and also glared at Chen Shi.

He has a dark mark on his face, and he is especially scary when he stares at people. If an ordinary lady sees him like this, she will definitely back away in fright. On the side, it seemed that he wanted to see what he could say.

Yang Zhi felt all sorts of emotions rushing into his heart, he felt worthless for the petty official, and felt wronged for himself.

What's so good about such a woman!

"Young officer!" he yelled.

"Huh?" Ximen Qingqing looked at him with a smile.

Yang Zhi tried his best to look into her eyes, but was hit by her clear and soft pupils, and he was defeated one after another.

"I...I...um..." He stammered, "I accidentally broke off a corner of the rosewood table in the hall."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

She rubbed her ears, thinking she had heard wrong.

"What did you say, say it again?"

Yang Zhi closed his eyes, and said in a rough voice, "I broke the corner of your table, little official!"

Ximen Qingqing stared at him speechlessly.

With such a trivial matter, are you going to bump into the pillar and cry again?Apparently he was drunk.

Ximen Qingqing was helpless, "I still think it's something, it's okay, just break it, I have money, I don't care about those furniture."

She patted her clothes and stood up, "Okay, okay, you've told me all your secrets, and I've forgiven you, are you finally going to get up this time?"

Yang Zhi looked at her, suddenly jumped up and stood up.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said: "Okay, go back to sleep, nothing will happen after you wake up."

"Yeah." Yang Zhi didn't dare to raise his head at all, even though his brain was in a mess at this moment, he knew that he was ashamed, and he was the one who was humiliated in front of Mrs. Chen.

Ximen Qingqing patted his strong arm, "I'll get someone to bring you a bowl of hangover soup later, don't think about that broken horn anymore."

She laughed and scolded: "Look at your prospects, you are still a blue-faced beast, just break off a horn and make you drink all night, dare you not tell me?"

Yang Zhi hung his head obediently and remained silent.

Ximen Qingqing summoned his servants to take Yang Zhi back to his room.

At this moment, Chen seemed to be watching a play, Tingting stepped forward, "Officer, let's go back to the room together."

Ximen Qingqing: "Okay."

Yang Zhi's footsteps stopped suddenly.

Mrs. Chen glanced at Yang Zhi with a smile, leaned against Ximen Qingqing's ear, and deliberately mumbled in a voice that Yang Zhi could also hear: "Tonight... that... new thing... new pattern... official Want to try it?"

With a smile on his face, Ximen Qingqing clapped his hands excitedly, "My lady still understands me."

know what?What's new?What new trick?

Yang Zhi's whole head was about to explode.

"Then let's go." Mrs. Chen took Ximen Qingqing's hand and glanced at Yang Zhi with a half-smile.

Just as the two turned around, there was a sudden gust of wind behind them.

The servant yelled "Officer".

Ximen Qingqing's feet were suddenly empty.

Who would dare to enter her mansion and take her away in front of so many people?

She pressed her finger on the skill interface, looked up, but only saw Yang Zhi's tense jaw.

It turned out that he attacked from behind just now, copied Ximen Qingqing with both hands, and took Ximen Qingqing away.

Ximen Qingqing looked behind him, the servant was dumbfounded, while Chen smiled at her.

Your uncle's!

Mrs. Chen, you must be to blame!

Ximen Qingqing glared at Yang Zhi angrily, "Yang Zhi, what are you going to do! Put me down!"

Yang Zhi's face was flushed at this time, his eyes were deep, obviously not in a normal state.

Ximen Qingqing looked at her charm skills, and she dared to promise to her Mr. Peanut that if she used the charm skills on Yang Zhi, it might cause even more terrible consequences.

So here comes the question, should she use first aid on Yang Zhi or jump?

Those mysterious creatures, what is the use of you? Why can't the tentacles you hide in my body come out?

Ximen Qingqing warned him one last time, "Yang Zhi, put me down!"

Yang Zhi gritted his teeth, still not speaking.

Well, this is what you forced me to do.

Ximen Qingqing looked at the person and used the "jump" skill.

[Use the jumping skill, please roll the dice. 】

【The dice is being thrown...】

[Congratulations, you rolled 100, oops, it was a big failure again, it's natural to get used to it, and it's natural to be calm. 】

bah bah bah!

She knew her luck never worked out at critical times!

But no one ever told him what happens when you fail with your jumping ability while a sprinter is holding you.

Ximen Qingqing stared at Yang Zhi in fear, "Yang Zhi, put me down quickly, I warn you, if you don't put me down, I will..."

She kept using her hands all of a sudden, and grabbed a passing door.

Her hand held tightly, and this force even brought Yang Zhi who was running back staggeringly back, and hit the door together with her.

But this door seemed to be a low-quality product, and it was knocked open when they hit it like this.

Yang Zhizui's eyes were hazy, he didn't see the threshold under his feet clearly, he just tripped while holding Ximen Qingqing, and rolled into the room.

With Ximen Qingqing at the bottom and Yang Zhi at the top, he just kept her under him.

A white mist in the room instantly drowned the two of them.

Ximen Qingqing struggled to get up, but when he turned his head, he met a boy who was sitting in a bathtub taking a bath.

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

God, please open a crack in the ground, I want to just jump in and be quiet!

Who would have thought that a big jump failure could have such embarrassing consequences.

Sorry, I was inflated, what kind of jumping skills do I use for a detective with only 23 jumps.

Ximen Qingqing complained in his heart, but his face remained calm.

She smiled at Hua Rong, "I'm sorry to scare you, Yang Zhi was drunk, I took him back to the room, and somehow he fell in, right, Yang Zhi?"

She pushed Yang Zhi, but Yang Zhi didn't respond.

She looked down, well, Yang Zhi has already closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Gan!

Since you can't refute, then the blame will be handed over to you.

Ximen Qingqing sighed, "Look, Yang Zhi actually fell asleep on the ground, wait for me to help him up."

Ximen Qingqing stretched his arms and legs, trying to escape from under Yang Zhi's body, but Yang Zhi was really too heavy, and he was even more dead when he fell asleep.

She felt that she must be like an overturned little turtle in Hua Rong's eyes, and she was ashamed to death.

What kind of beautiful girl is she, an embarrassing beautiful girl!

"Pfft-"

Ximen Qingqing glared at Huarong who let out a burst of laughter.

At this time, Huarong has moved from the back of the tub to the front of the tub, with both hands resting on the edge of the tub, with his chin resting on the back of his hands, watching her turn over with a smile on her face.

He was taking a bath, and the hair on his forehead was all wet and wiped behind his head. His black hair was wet and draped over his shoulders. A little red, his bright eyes became more moist and translucent, and his lips became more rosy.

When he grinned at her, the sweat on his forehead slid down and into his eyes, he couldn't help blinking, the youthful and wild youthful feeling became more and more vivid.

He smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll help Brother Qing right now."

He pressed his hands against the edge of the tub, exposing his muscular shoulders and arms.

Ximen Qingqing's eyes widened for a moment, and he said in a panic: "No, no, no, you must not come out, be careful of catching a cold, yes, be careful of catching a cold, I am enough alone."

Hua Rong blushed and shook his head, "Young official is small in stature and weak in strength, no way, no way."

He said and stood up.

Ximen Qingqing covered his eyes.

Ah, too deliberately.

She put down her hands, closed her eyes tightly, and pretended that she was drunk and fell asleep.

She heard Huarong stepping out of the bathtub all of a sudden, stepping on the ground with the soles of her feet in water, making a "puchi puchi" sound.

It actually came out like this, long legs are good, she usually has to step on a small stool when she wants to come out.

The sound was getting closer and closer, and a refreshing scent of grass after the rain came.

This is the aroma of her bath beans.

The next moment, her body suddenly lightened.

Ximen Qingqing closed his eyes.

A gust of hot air was getting closer and closer to her, she felt something shaking above her head, and with a "click", slightly cool drops of water fell onto her face.

Hua Rong pulled her long hair back and patted Ximen Qingqing's face.

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Don't call me anymore, please let me quietly pretend to be dead, or, put on your clothes first, dear.

It's a pity that Huarong couldn't hear her heart.

Hua Rong squatted beside her and looked at her for a while, and said to himself: "Could it be that brother Qing fell asleep too? This fell asleep so fast, it's no wonder, brother Qing worried a lot along the way."

"All right……"

Then, the footsteps gradually faded away.

Ximen Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief.

Great, just leave me here and leave me alone, thanks.

But if luck really favors her, she won't fail so much for no reason.

After a while, Hua Rong came back and hugged Ximen Qingqing.

Now Ximen Qingqing really didn't dare to open her eyes. It would be so embarrassing if she was found pretending to be asleep.

Hua Rong hummed a little song, and put Ximen Qingqing on the bed.

Ximen Qingqing secretly opened a gap, seeing him carry Yang Zhi back again.

She quickly closed her eyes, the mattress next to her sank, and it was Yang Zhi who was thrown up.

Then, Hua Rong took off Yang Zhi's shoes and robe, and crawled over to take off her robe.

Fortunately, she was wearing thick clothes.

After Huarong took off her robe, she began to take off her shoes.

Ximen Qingqing couldn't help but reflect on how she got to this step, as if every choice was wrong, which caused her to be in such a difficult situation now.

After Huarong took off her shoes, she burst into laughter again.

Ximen Qingqing; "..."

That's too much, it's fine if you take off my shoes, and you still dare to laugh at me.

Huarong's voice came with a smile, "It's such a small foot, maybe it's not as big as my hand."

As he said that, he really stretched out his hand to compare.

He held the soles of her feet with his palm, "Sure enough, they are really small feet. Well, brother Qing is not tall, so it's only natural that his feet should be smaller, but how can a man have such small feet? Pfft!"

You bastard!

Hua Rong said to himself: "Hey, I must not laugh at him in front of him, he is so embarrassed, um, let's just pretend it didn't happen."

Ximen Qingqing really wanted to open his eyes and fight him.

What's wrong with me?What's wrong with me being short?That's because all the nutrients in my body are supplied to my brain, so I can't grow taller, hum!

The soles of her feet were numb, but because Hua Rong was watching, she didn't dare to move at all.

It wasn't until she felt him leave that she rubbed the sole of one foot against the other.

After a while, Huarong came back.

This time, he climbed onto the bed "suddenly" and slept on the other side of Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing now has Yang Zhi in his left hand and Hua Rong in his right hand. The left and right sides are different, which is very difficult.

Hua Rong let out a long sigh and said in satisfaction, "I can finally sleep well."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

The difficult time belonging to Ximen Qingqing has also begun.

So the question is, am I running away?escape?Or escape?

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感谢在2020-02-0223:56:09~2020-02-0322:09:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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