[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The sun hangs viciously above the head, smoking and roasting the ground, emitting an unpleasant stench.

How many creatures have to be slaughtered to achieve this lingering smell of blood?This is a very new hotel under the guise of wine.

If the slaughtered creatures are cattle and sheep, that's fine, but if it's human...

Ximen Qingqing stopped suddenly and looked back at the couple.

Both of them were smiling, they didn't enter through the back door, but followed her step by step.

Ximen Qingqing smiled, and there was a hint of coolness in this smile under the sun.

She said lightly: "You two don't have to follow me."

"No, no, we are greeting guest officers."

Ximen Qingqing: "Oh, I don't know how to call you two?"

The man smiled and said, "The villain's name is Zhang Qing, and this is my wife, Sun Erniang."

Ximen Qingqing narrowed his eyes, "Is that so, I see that the name of your wine is so new, you just opened here not long ago, right?"

Zhang Qing: "The officials said that we only moved here a few months ago."

Ximen Qingqing: "Is your business here so good?"

Zhang Qing let out a bewildered "ah".

Sun Erniang laughed and said, "The officials are joking, this hill is very desolate, there are no people there."

Ximen Qingqing: "Then can you still make money when you move here?"

Zhang Qing: "This...before we moved here, we really didn't expect the business to be so deserted. If we really can't survive this year, we will also move out."

Ximen Qingqing asked casually, "Where did you move here?"

Zhang Qing chuckled, "Small place, small place, even if you talk about it, the officials definitely don't know about it."

Ximen Qingqing: "Hey, have you slaughtered so many cattle after only staying here for a few months? There is too much blood behind this house, and this stench..."

Ximen Qingqing covered his nose with his fingers, frowned and said, "It's comparable to the sea of ​​corpses I've seen."

Zhang Qing laughed, "Oh, the officials have seen the sea of ​​corpses before."

His tone was too light, and Sun Erniang gave him an elbow.

Zhang Qing hurriedly pretended to be frightened and said, "...This, this is too scary, right?"

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "It's okay to get used to it."

Sun Erniang asked curiously, "Then why did they kill?"

Ximen Qingqing: "It's because..."

She watched both of them stretch their necks, ready to listen curiously, but suddenly stopped talking.

"Forget it, forget it, don't scare this lady." She shook her hand.

Zhang Qing hurriedly said: "My mother-in-law is very courageous, she is in charge of slaughtering pigs and cattle on weekdays, she is not afraid."

Ximen Qingqing glanced at the hands of the two of them, "I thought both of you would be good at killing pigs and cattle. You can tell from your thumbs. Generally, you need to press your thumbs on the back of a special knife for head cutting, bloodletting and skinning." Work hard, and after doing this for a long time, a deep mark will naturally appear on your thumb."

A flash of disgust flashed in her eyes, she turned around and continued walking.

Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang were taken aback and looked at each other.

Zhang Qing: "Haha, the guest officer is really familiar."

Ximen Qingqing didn't speak.

Erniang Sun turned all her eyes to the back of Ximen Qingqing's head, and she asked, "I'm curious about where the officials have seen the sea of ​​corpses."

Ximen Qingqing: "It was during a summoning ceremony by a group of heretics. They planned to use living people as sacrifices to their great gods. As a result, none of them and the sacrifices escaped, and they all turned into stinky pieces. end."

Her voice was calm and her tone was natural, but the words she said made chills down the spine for no reason.

Sun Erniang gave Zhang Qing a wink, and mouthed: "It's a hard stubble, I'm afraid I saw something."

Zhang Qing made a knife with his hand and measured it on his neck.

Erniang Sun nodded.

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Ximen Qingqing, Zhang Qing, and Sun Erniang entered the small tavern together, and the people sitting in the tavern turned their faces away with great interest, staring closely at Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang.

Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang were stunned.

Ximen Qingqing; "..."

You all really can't act.

Ximen Qingqing stared back at them one by one.

Sun Erniang greeted with a smile: "I have kept you waiting for a long time, what do you want to eat? I just steamed a big steamed bun."

Zhang Qing bowed, walked through the crowd, and returned to the kitchen.

The curtain of the kitchen was raised and lowered.

Ximen Qingqing withdrew his gaze and asked, "What kind of stuffing are the steamed buns made of?"

Sun Erniang: "Where are the yellow beef!"

Ximen Qingqing: "Why are you steaming at this time? Are you afraid that you won't be able to sell it?"

Sun Erniang: "It just happened to catch up with you guys. We also have good wine here. Would you like to drink some?"

She touched the flowers on her temples, and winked at Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

I'm so sorry for you to show your beauty to me.

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Since it was recommended by the proprietress kindly, then we will order ten jugs of wine, ten catties of cooked beef, and steamed buns. Let me treat everyone to a good meal today."

Sun Erniang smiled happily, "Hey, I'm just preparing for the officials."

Her winking eyes flew all over the place, and she was thrown at Lin Chong and the others, but it was a pity that Lin Chong and the others ignored her.

Ximen Qingqing was behind Erniang Sun, warning everyone, and said silently: "Whoever dares to eat and drink will die!"

She originally wanted to scare them, so that they would not really drink the wine mixed with Mongolian sweat medicine without fear of death, but she underestimated the degree of good deeds of these big men.

After seeing her warning mouth shape, they became more interested, their eyes were shining brightly, some even rolled up their sleeves, and even stood up on the bench, wanting to see with their own eyes how she, the jade-faced judge, is doing. performance.

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

She lowered her voice and explained to them: "This store is just as we guessed. It's probably a black store that used Mongolian sweat medicine to stun people and chopped them up to make steamed buns."

It was fine if she didn't explain, but when she explained, they became even more excited.

When Sun Erniang came back with a few jars of wine, everyone in the room "swish" their eyes on her.

That scorching gaze could see right through her.

Sun Erniang thought that her make-up was extraordinarily beautiful today, so these men couldn't help but stare at her.

She tugged at her collar happily, exposing her collarbone, "Guests, the wine is here, you must drink it well, my family's wine is not ordinary."

She poured wine for everyone one by one, showing off her beauty, trying to coax these men to drink more.

Finally, she came to Ximen Qingqing with a bowl of wine.

"Officer, please drink."

Ximen Qingqing was sitting on a table by the door, playing with a fan.

She looked at Erniang Sun with a smile, "Okay, I will definitely drink this bowl to the full."

Sun Erniang slid her finger over the back of Ximen Qingqing's hand while passing the wine.

"I haven't seen one with such fine skin and tender flesh as Guanren."

She leaned half her body on the table, making love to Ximen Qingqing with a smile.

Ximen Qingqing: "Is this good or bad for me?"

Sun Erniang smiled slightly, "Naturally it is excellent, it makes people very greedy."

She wiped her lips with her fingers, and smiled coquettishly at Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing was sure that what she said was probably referring to the taste of her flesh.

"Hey, why don't you drink?" Sun Erniang looked at everyone.

Everyone looked back one after another, "Drink, drink."

Then, taking advantage of Sun Erniang's inattention, they poured the wine on the ground, poured it into their sleeves, and poured it back into the wine jar.

Sun Erniang didn't stare at these people, but focused on Ximen Qingqing's persuasion, "Drink quickly, officials, is it possible that the servants should feed the officials?"

Ximen Qingqing picked up the wine bowl, sniffed it lightly, and looked at her from above the wine bowl.

Sun Erniang smiled, staring nervously at her mouth.

The corner of Ximen Qingqing's mouth curled up, "Do you want me to drink on an empty stomach like this... huh?"

She looked behind Erniang Sun.

Sun Erniang subconsciously turned around.

A thin tentacle hung down from Ximen Qingqing's hair, just right into the wine bowl she was carrying.

In an instant, the tentacle sucked up the wine in the wine bowl, and then curled itself up and retracted into her hair again.

Ximen Qingqing licked his lips.

When Erniang Sun turned her head, she saw that the wine bowl was empty and her lips were still wet.

It seems to be really drunk.

Sun Erniang said with disdain in her heart: "Look at you being so vigilant, you thought you could be of much use, but in the end you were knocked down."

A smile appeared on her face, "Come on, let me offer you another drink."

As she spoke, she also pulled down her clothes by the way.

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Are you enough? I don’t have what you have... Oh, it seems that my breasts are indeed not as big as yours.

The author has something to say: The buns with stuffing in "Water Margin" seem to be called steamed buns~

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I know that everyone is bored at home and I need to update more, but I recently caught up with my aunt and I am not feeling well. I will update you when I am better.

If you are short of writing, I strongly recommend my other completed works. I have 19 completed long works, and there must be one that you will like.

In the last few days, I will recommend it to everyone here when the author has something to say~

First of all, I recommend a live story "Beauty Under the Skin", a suspenseful story about the filming crew on an isolated island. Except for the heroine, the island is full of men. Compared with Su, everyone loves the heroine. Qi Wenfeng's works, after I finished writing, I found that Jinjiang was not that Jinjiang, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to study in this direction any more.

[Jinjiang Literature joins hands with the author to wish dear readers and friends: Happy and safe Spring Festival holiday!At the same time, warmly remind everyone to wash hands frequently, wear masks, ventilate more and avoid gathering]

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!