[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

I'm afraid you need to wake up your head.

Ximen Qingqing pulled the fabric and smiled coldly, "Does Tiha think that an apology is enough?"

He blushed, lowered his head, then quickly raised his head, staring straight at her, "If the lady wants me to take responsibility, it's not impossible."

Bah, what beautiful things are you thinking about!

He cupped his hands and said, "I am Suo Chao, Guan Junti under Liang Zhongshu. I don't know the lady's name, where she lives, whether she is married, and how old she is..."

He couldn't wait to spit out a series of questions, as if he was going to marry her to argue with her in the next moment.

"Suotiha, wait a minute!" Ximen Qingqing hastily interrupted him.

Suo Chao smiled "hehe", "I can't wait, to be honest, I fell in love with my wife as soon as I saw her. If she agrees, I will immediately ask the matchmaker to go to the lady's house to propose marriage."

Damn, you must be too anxious.

Ximen Qingqing asked slowly, "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly."

Although it would be a bit embarrassing for him, a big man, to say this again, but in order to resolve his lifelong affairs earlier, he still said anxiously: "I...I am happy with my wife, and I want to return with her, I will always be good."

The son of Yugui, Yishi IKEA.

Ximen Qingqing chuckled, "I'm sorry, I can't marry you."

Suo Chao eagerly took a step forward, eager to catch her.

Suddenly, a wooden ruler protruded from the cloth and pressed against his shoulder, stopping his castration.

He hurriedly jumped on the spot, "My lady, my lady!"

Although she knew that in this era, calling her a lady does not necessarily mean a spouse, but she was still very upset.

Ximen Qingqing pushed him back, "Stand back a little."

Suo Chaoji's neck was thick and red, "Could it be that the lady is already married to someone else?"

"It's not."

"Could it be that the lady made a marriage contract with someone else?"

"Not at all."

He scratched his head, "Then why does the lady reject me so often?"

Ximen Qingqing smiled slightly, "You really want to know?"

Her smile entered his heart, and Suo Chao nodded hastily.

"Very well, you step back a little bit."

He has been rushing forward all his life, not only in battles, but also in interpersonal communication. He really has never been so regressing.

It was as if his whole body was covered with hairs, and he was scratching with thorns, but he had to take a few steps back obediently.

Ximen Qingqing retracted the ruler and slapped it on the palm of his hand a few times.

Suo Chao subconsciously trembled.

Ximen Qingqing: "Do you know why I rejected you?"

He shook his head quickly, maybe he was too impatient, even shaking his head faster than others, like a fan head spinning half a circle at high speed.

Ximen Qingqing turned the ruler into a flower in his hand, and walked out slowly from behind the peach-colored cloth.

Suo Chao looked expectant. Seeing Ximen Qingqing's overall attire, his expectant face suddenly collapsed, and his whole body became stiff and faded.

He said with difficulty: "Mother, lady... Do you like to wear men's clothing?"

Ximen Qingqing held the ruler, patted himself on the shoulder, smiled slightly, and shattered his illusions, "I'm sorry, Tiha, I'm Ximen Qing, maybe you've heard my name before?"

She took a step forward, Suo Chao took three steps back "Ceng Ceng Ceng".

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

All right, you really are impatient, and you can even take a few steps back than others.

Suo Chao: "Jade, jade, jade-faced judge Ximen Qing? A senior official from Ximen?"

Ximen Qingqing smiled brightly, "It seems that you know me."

She stretched out a ruler, pressed it on his lips, and asked with a smile: "Then you still want to marry me? Although I am not married, I have a wife and three concubines. My wife, Mrs. Chen, and I are young couples, Suo Tisha thought If you want to get started, you can't worry about this position, but the position of a concubine can be promoted."

Suo Chao shook his head frantically.

Ximen Qingqing: "Hey? Didn't Suo Tixia eagerly want to join my Ximen's house? Why did you go back on your word?"

"Officer! It's Suo Chao's fault, stop teasing Suo Chao!" He spoke urgently and quickly.

Ximen Qingqing narrowed his eyes, staring at his clenched fist, "Are you going to hit me?"

Ximenqing's official position is not known to be higher than him, how dare Suo Chao use force against him.

He eagerly released his hand, "Officials, don't misunderstand, Suo Chao has no such intention."

Ximen Qingqing covered his heart pretending to be heartbroken, "Oh? You rejected me and lied to my feelings. My heart hurts so much."

Suo Chao: "..."

Damn it, who cheated whose feelings? Why didn't you say you were a man earlier?Hurt me... Hurt me...

Ugh!

Suo Chao lowered his head even lower, "Thousands of mistakes are Suo Chao's fault."

Just at this moment, the shopkeeper brought out the clothes.

His eyes lit up, he rushed to the shopkeeper, threw the silver coins he had prepared into the shopkeeper's arms, grabbed the clothes and was about to run away, but at this moment, his back felt cold, as if something had penetrated him.

He didn't pay attention either, and still ran away like a spoiled child.

With a "wow", his collar fell apart, revealing most of his chest, and even his belt almost fell off.

He lifted his trousers and looked back, only to see Ximen Qingqing inserting the wooden ruler into his collar and holding it tightly. Using his running strength, he pulled his back collar back so that his entire collar was scattered.

Suo Chao turned pale in a hurry, raised his fist as big as a sandbag, "You official is really unreasonable."

Ximen Qingqing faced his fist and smiled brightly, "Isn't the truth the kiss you mentioned first?"

Her smile made his wrists go limp.

Suo Chao felt that the most unbearable thing for him was... Although he already knew that he was a man, he still thought he had a really pretty smile, and he, his mother, still couldn't help but be moved.

"what!"

He roared, blushing, and hammered his chest a few times with his fist "bang bang bang".

His inexplicable behavior made Ximen Qingqing puzzled.

Have I forced you to torture yourself?How terrible am I?

Ximen Qingqing took care of the fragile little heart of this big man, and said in a good voice: "Don't worry, I don't have to marry you."

Suo Chao glared at him anxiously, his eyeballs seemed to be on fire.

He licked his dry lips, and put down his hand weakly, "Officer..."

He was dejected, "...Don't play with me."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

It's as if I'm so crazy, licentious and immoral.

Well, well, if you don't play, don't play.

Ximen Qingqing sighed, "You have to pay me some mental damage, right?"

Although people are used to being obsessed with being a goddess, the copyright fee for the summary is still required.

Suo Chao took out his money.

Ximen Qingqing took it over and counted with a smile.

Suo Chao pressed his heart hard.

Oh my god, this little official looks so damn good looking greedy for money.

Suo Chao felt that he was hopeless.

Ximen Qingqing took the money and waved his hand, "Okay, let's be considered acquaintances, remember to say hello on the way."

He faltered a few times and ran away quickly.

Ximen Qingqing stared at his back, who was running away without looking back, said "tsk tsk" twice, and shook his head.

She glanced at the shopkeeper and asked with a smile, "Do you know what his name is?"

Shopkeeper: "Suo Chao?"

Ximen Qingqing: "Obviously it's Shizuo."

"what?"

Look at his appearance of losing his helmet and armor, unable to lift a knife, and unable to speak, why don't you ask Shito to go.

……

When Ximen Qingqing returned to the mansion, he saw that Yang Zhi was already waiting there.

As soon as he saw her coming, he immediately got up, "Officer, are you all right?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll trouble you."

As she spoke, she threw a bag of money into Yang Zhi's arms.

Yang Zhi frowned, "What does the officer mean?"

Ximen Qingqing collapsed on the chair, and slowly took a sip of the tea that Dai'an had just poured.

"I met a Sotiha in the clothing store. I didn't intend to chat with him. He heard that I met you, so he gave me a bag of money and asked me to give it to you."

Yang Zhi was even more confused, "What did Suo Chao give me the money for? I was with him before..."

He shook his head and said nothing.

Ximen Qingqing covered half of his face with a tea bowl, and said with a smile, "Who knows? He might want to show his friendliness to you. With his impatient personality who wants to see you immediately, he might give you money directly." ah."

Yang Zhi thought about it, so he accepted it first, and waited until he ran into Suo Chao again, and then talked to him.

Yang Zhi sat at the side, thought for a while, and said, "I heard that Mr. Liang is going to transport the birthday outline to Tokyo this time, do you want to go with the officials?"

Ximen Qingqing didn't hide it from him, "Part of the reason why I came to Daming Mansion is to escort the birthday party."

Yang Zhi became anxious, and immediately sat down on his buttocks, "From Beijing's Daming Mansion to Tokyo's Kaifeng Mansion, there are strong men on the way, and the weather is getting hotter and hotter. I'm afraid the officials will not be able to bear the hard work along the way."

Ximen Qingqing put down the tea bowl, "It is precisely because everyone knows that something will happen along the way that I have to take action."

Yang Zhi suddenly knelt down towards Ximen Qingqing.

"What are you doing? Get up quickly." Ximen Qingqing got up to help him, but couldn't help him no matter what.

Yang Zhi raised his head and said seriously: "If the officials must escort the birthday outline, then please take Yang Zhi with you."

"Although Yang Zhi is ugly in appearance and mediocre in martial arts, at least he can take care of officials on the road."

Ximen Qingqing patted him on the shoulder, "Guer... Bah!" It's just a play!

She coughed a few times, "I know what you mean, but as long as there is me along the way, the problem shouldn't be too big."

"I'm pretty confident about that."

Yang Zhi cupped his hands: "Yang Zhi also believes in officials, but..."

He lowered his eyes and twitched the corners of his mouth, "You should be worried, but you will still be worried."

That's all for the sake of talking, if you insist on following, then follow.

Ximen Qingqing looked at the blue marks on his face, and replied "Yes".

Yang Zhi hooked the corner of his mouth.

……

After Ximen Qingqing finished everything, he waited for Liang Shijie's news, so he was delayed in Daming Mansion for several days.

I don't know if it's because she has not recovered from her illness a few days ago, or because she was drunk and hung on the river before, she started coughing again.

Lin Chong advised her: "The official can't delay the illness like this anymore. I was walking outside and heard that there is a genius doctor from Jiankang Mansion here. How about I invite it for the official?"

Ximen Qingqing glanced at Dai'an, and said, "Why bother brother, I'll let Dai'an go for a while."

Dai'an hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, Teacher Lin, you are here to guard the officials, I will go by myself."

Ximen Qingqing was worried that the doctor would reveal her real gender, but at this point, she also regretted her life, and wanted the doctor to take a good look at his condition. If she was really a genius doctor, she might as well take this opportunity to take it for her own use.

Ximen Qingqing touched his "Dice System" panel with a smile.

Dai'an probably guessed what Ximen Qingqing was thinking, and hurried all the way, almost collided with a person at the gate of the mansion, and took a closer look, it was the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi.

Yang Zhi: "Why are you in such a hurry? Could it be that the officials have something to do?"

He immediately looked into the courtyard, wanting to rush in as soon as he lifted his clothes.

Dai'an hurriedly grabbed him, "No, yes, oops, the official is sick, I'm going to invite the miracle doctor from Jiankang Mansion, does Yang Tixia know where the miracle doctor is?"

"The miraculous doctor from Jiankang Mansion... I understand, you go and guard the officials, and I will go right away."

Before Dai'an could say anything else, Yang Zhi hurried to where the genius doctor was.

However, the enemy happened to have a narrow road.

In the alley, Yang Zhi ran into his opponent, the pioneer Suo Chao.

Seeing that he was in a hurry, Suo Chao smiled, stretched out his hand, and blocked the way.

He said with a smile: "You, Yang Zhi, have always disliked me for being too hot-tempered? Why are you in a hurry too?"

Yang Zhi drew his sword, and said with a dark face, "I don't intend to tangle with you, get out of the way."

"Hey! Dare to draw a knife to your grandfather?"

Suo Chao also took out his weapon.

Yang Zhi became even more anxious, "I really have something important to do, you get out of the way, and I'll argue with you later."

Suo Chao: "Tell me what you want to do?"

Yang Zhi: "The official Ximen fell ill, and I was in a hurry to find a doctor for him."

As soon as he finished speaking, Suo Chao's legs trembled, and he couldn't even hold his weapon.

Suo Chao said weakly: "You... say... who?"

The author has something to say: when he met Ximen, Suo Chao changed his body and walked away, lost his helmet and knife, and closed his mouth.

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It is because of Suo Chao's impatience and eagerness to take the lead that he has the title of vanguard.

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