[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

She flew over the river, over the bridge, over the treetops, up into the sky, side by side with the moon, and then swayed back and forth on the swing of the moon.

Finally, she jumped off the swing and fell into the soft white mist.

"Ah-"

Ximen Qingqing yawned and opened his eyes in a daze.

His eyes were flashed by the sunlight that crept in through the crack of the window.

She raised her hand against the harsh sunlight.

wrong!

She opened her eyes suddenly, and looked around at the residence.

According to her memory, this is her residence in Daming Mansion, Beijing.

But how did she come back?

Ximen Qingqing struggled to get up, rubbed her temples, and the memories of being drunk last night flooded into her mind.

She first drove after drinking... Ugh, driving a horse, and then she had a smug meal at the reflection in the river, and then fell off the horse. Just when she was about to fall into the river, she was caught, and the caught The person who lives with her is actually her old acquaintance—the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi.

After Yang Zhi managed to drag her up from under the bridge, she became drunk and insisted on showing him her skills.

Ximen Qingqing wiped his face and looked through the prompt records in the dice system.

[Use jumping skills, please roll the dice. 】

[Congratulations, you rolled 55, failure is success, damn it, please work harder. 】

[Use the jumping skill, please roll the dice. 】

[Congratulations, you have thrown 46, failure is always with you, please work harder. 】

[Use the jumping skill, please roll the dice. 】

【Congratulations, you threw 80, wow, you failed again, I'm so surprised... No wonder, please work harder, maybe this is your fate, just lie down. 】

……

Ximen Qingqing took a deep breath, dragged the progress bar directly, skimmed over the prompts of throwing failures, and directly scrolled to the latest prompt.

[Use the jumping skill, please roll the dice. 】

[Congratulations, you rolled 100, what else can this... this... this system say?You go wash your face and welcome your big failure. 】

Ximen Qingqing hit the bed with a hammer.

She threw jumps all night, and she didn't have any success. In the end, she even had a big failure. How bad is her luck?

She is obviously the protagonist.

However, why does she have no memory of the big failure, and what happened to the big failure.

Ximen Qingqing jumped up, pulled his collar and looked in, searching for his wounds.

Since it was a big failure, it is impossible for her not to be injured. What about her wounds?

Ximen Qingqing twisted his body into twists, and lifted the corner of his clothes to see if there was any injury on his waist, when the door was pushed open with a "squeak".

She kept her posture, staring at Yang Zhi who entered the door.

Ximen Qingqing let go of his hand, turned around, and turned to the side as if nothing had happened, "Ah, getting up early and exercising will make you feel better."

Yang Zhi glanced at the noon sun outside the house, then lowered his eyes and said, "The officials have to put on their shoes first."

Ximen Qingqing looked down, his white and tender toes scratched the dirty ground.

She jumped into bed quickly.

"Hey!" Yang Zhi shouted, but didn't stop him.

He said helplessly: "Didn't the officials dirty the bed again?"

Ximen Qingqing clutched his forehead.

It's all because of the wine she drank last night. She's still not clear-headed yet.

but……

Ximen Qingqing's eyes flashed, "I drank too much yesterday, and I don't remember many things I did. How did I meet you? Did you do anything rude?"

Come on, tell me, even if you tell me, I won't recognize it. Anyway, I just lost my memory and don't know anything.

Yang Zhi couldn't help smiling, and the blue marks on his face moved accordingly.

He opened the mouth and said: "Last night, the official was riding a horse drunk. When he was about to fall off the horse, I supported the official. Afterwards, I sent the official back to the mansion."

Ximen Qingqing: "Is it true that nothing else happened?"

He shook his head, "Not anymore."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Well, you thick-browed, green-faced beast is starting to lie too.

Yang Zhi raised his head and asked with a smile in his eyes: "Does the official still remember what happened?"

Ximen Qingqing pretended to be stupid, "Huh? Of course I don't remember, how drunk I was... By the way, how did you know that my mansion is here?"

Yang Zhi: "Yang Zhi just arrived here, following the patrol of the officers and soldiers guarding the city, he heard someone mentioned that the senior official of Ximen had a house in this street, so he paid attention to it. If it's Dai'an, then I know I guessed right."

Ximen Qingqing couldn't help feeling: "You have a heart."

Yang Zhi smiled, "It's nothing, even if Yang Zhi is so heartbroken, it's hard to repay your benefactor's great kindness."

His words were loud and his emotions were hot, which made Ximen Qingqing a little at a loss.

She murmured: "You don't have to be like this, and I didn't help you with anything. Speaking of which, whether it's solving a case or finding clues, this is all my pleasure, and helping you is just a matter of chance."

Yang Zhi said in a deep voice: "However, this kind of incident is to save Yang Zhi from the abyss, and there are very few people in the world who can do this kind of incidental deed."

Ximen Qingqing shook his head, not arguing with the foolish and loyal him anymore.

She suddenly remembered what Gao Yanei said.

She squinted her eyes, scanned Yang Zhi up and down, and asked casually, "How have you been recently?"

Yang Zhi smiled, and said vigorously: "Under Master Liang, Yang Zhi can show his strengths to the fullest, and Master Liang also values ​​Yang Zhi very much."

Deceiving.

Ximen Qingqing could tell from his eyes, the curvature of the corners of his mouth, and his subconscious micro-expression that he was lying.

Ximen Qingqing: "You always report good news but not bad news. I haven't seen you for a long time. Come closer and let me have a look."

Let me see how much you deceived me, and how much they bullied you.

Yang Zhi didn't move.

Ximen Qingqing raised her eyebrows. She was crossing one leg on the other, with the back of one hand resting on her chin. She was sitting in an evil and charming posture. She hinted, "You finally realized that you can't fool me, right?"

The corner of Yang Zhi's mouth twitched, a little helpless and proud, "The officials knew that Yang Zhi had forgotten everything, but Yang Zhi didn't encounter anything, and he was doing well."

Ximen Qingqing said quietly: "Then do you dare to show me your palm?"

There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that the jade-faced judge Ximen Qing can recognize the eighteen generations of this person's ancestors and what happened in the past and present life with just one hand, and can even tell what the person's future life will be like by the lines of his hands.

Yang Zhi sighed in his heart.

He would not hide anything from the petty official, but this was the only thing he didn't want him to know. He knew that the petty official was soft-hearted and kind. It was because of his mistakes that he suffered.

But this is not a mistake of a small official. People's hearts are unpredictable. How can a small official know that people far away in Beijing's Daming Mansion will torture him?

Fortunately, everything survived, because of his display of martial arts, Master Liang valued him, and the petty officials only need to look at his brilliance at this time, and don't need to explore the shadow behind the brilliance.

He said with a smile: "The little official is too worried, but the palms of martial arts practitioners are full of calluses and wounds, which are very ugly. It's better not to dirty the eyes of the little official."

He made up his mind not to let him see it.

Ximen Qingqing: "You should know, even if I don't read it, I can guess what you went through..."

"But it's over."

He stood up straight and smiled cheerfully at Ximen Qingqing.

Sunlight squeezed in from the door behind him, surrounding him, making the very eye-catching blue mark on his face less scary.

"Okay, I see." Ximen Qingqing respected his choice, but it didn't mean that she wouldn't want to find out what happened to him.

But Yang Zhi regarded the matter as over, and presented the bowl he had been holding in front of her.

The strong smell made Ximen Qingqing faint.

Yang Zhi said: "This is hangover soup, the officials should drink it quickly."

Ximen Qingqing: "Ah, I seem to wake up quite a bit all of a sudden, my head doesn't hurt, my body isn't tired, and I can go up to the fifth floor without much effort."

She deliberately shook her arms, making a very relaxed gesture.

Yang Zhi chuckled, "If you don't drink, then don't drink."

He put the hangover soup aside, and said, "Since the officials are awake, I'll be on duty."

Even though Dai'an is taking care of her by her side, does he still ask for leave to take care of her?

Ximen Qingqing: "It's time to work."

Yang Zhi walked to the door and heard Ximen Qingqing calling him from behind.

He turned back.

Ximen Qingqing said solemnly: "Yang Zhi, you really don't owe me anything, even if you owe me, you have to pay back everything."

Yang Zhi thought for a while, and said seriously: "What Yang Zhi did was not out of repayment, but out of willingness."

It's so willing to say, people have to treat her like a cow, can she stop it?

Alas, this world is too crazy, people who are not charmed are more obedient than those who are charmed.

……

Yang Zhi did not tell Lin Chong and Dai'an that Ximen Qingqing almost fell into the river and drowned, so the two of them just told Ximen Qingqing to take them with him next time he went out, at least the next time he was drunk, he would be fine. There could be someone who would recognize the door for him.

Ximen Qingqing: Let me repeat again, I am not a drunk, but I have to drink the wine that Mrs. Liang persuaded me to drink.

After she cleared her mind, she took Lin Chong and Dai An to the streets.

She said that she was here to buy a birthday gift for Grand Master Cai, so she naturally had to put on a show.

She went into several shops and selected some precious things.

I chose some fabrics to make clothes in a clothing store, and pretended to chat with the shopkeeper about the people under Liang Zhongshu's hands, and then talked about Yang Zhi.

The shopkeeper sighed and said: "Yang Tihat is also considered a good man, he still has the bearing of a family, he must be from an extraordinary background, but he was first sent to sweep the streets of Daming Mansion, and later he was promoted to go with those who caught a thief by accident. The soldiers patrolled the streets and alleys here together, gradually, Yang Tiha's reputation spread, but he was dissatisfied by another person, who came to trouble Yang Zhi."

Ximen Qingqing: "I don't know who that person is?"

The shopkeeper looked behind Ximen Qingqing, and suddenly said: "This is it."

Ximen Qingqing looked back and saw a man rushing over in a hurry. He was wearing armor and his helmet was held under his armpit.

I saw him running in three steps at a time, but as a result, his boots knocked on the threshold, the whole person flew over, slipped on the ground, and rolled to Ximen Qingqing's feet.

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

do you know?If this was in my world, I would send you, a stinky hooligan, to the Public Security Bureau.

Ximen Qingqing took a few steps back while pressing his robe, and turned behind a shelf of cloth.

Perhaps the store owner hangs a lot of cloth from the top of this ready-made clothing store for publicity.

The shopkeeper helped the hero up, and helped him pick up the helmet that rolled out.

"Tiha, you have already tripped over this threshold more than a dozen times. The threshold of my house is indeed higher than that of other houses, but it won't trip you every time, right?"

Ximen Qingqing thought to himself: So, is this person here to touch porcelain?

The man waved his hand and said in a hurry: "It's not that I couldn't wait, I didn't look carefully, hey, don't make noise in the store, hurry up and bring my things, you won't be short of money."

"Yes, yes, please wait a moment."

The shopkeeper turned to the back of the shop, but the tiha looked at the hazy figure behind the peach-colored cloth.

When he came in just now, he didn't look carefully, he only vaguely remembered that the cloth covered her head and body, revealing a flowery face.

So, he accidentally bumped into a little lady just now?

He scratched his head, took a step forward, and hurriedly said: "My lady, I'm so sorry for being so abrupt."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Wait, who are you calling a lady!

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